What the fuck was the point of this story
>>223912336Witches be eatin' kids sometimes.
>>223912336cute and horny teachers who like married men may look like the problem but theyre not
>>223912336to make a 2.0 Rosemary's baby for this century, is not about bringing the anti-christ, which is already between us, but the time to sacrifice our children onto his name for the armageddon to start in 2030
>>223912336alcoholism is bad and hurts peoplet. zach
>>223912354>witches be keeping kids in basements for a month without eating them sometimes
Why do they Naruto run?
>>223912406they're weaponized so i made them resemble misslest. zach
>>223912402>>223912417i liked your movie, zach
We must ban assault Weapons (2025) (tm)
>"What if a community was traumatized by a school shooting"And the witch magic stuff represents how the shooter is usually deceased too so you'll never really understand how/why it happened
>>223912336It's a Stephen King pastiche.An "ancient evil" moves into town and corrupts it. Everything "feels off" and people are restless and some major crime goes unsolved and it's like there's no willpower to do so either.In the end the ancient evil gets its comeuppance through the actions of a child.
>>223912336Never trust anyone who runs like Naruto
>>223912402>>223912417Zach needs to pay royalties to Zach for stealing the ending from oneyplays
>>223912435The fact he says this was meaningless is pretty spineless although not shocking
>>223912336They never came back? But they did?
>>223912442>school shooters are groomed by children-blood sucking hook nosed witches What did Zach mean by this
>>223912488and yet people praised Lynch for doing the same shit
>>223912336Whats the point of anything? Who cares
>>223912449Hey, if it works
>>223912519That’s right Mike
It’s an allegory about aidsJust look who gets turned into a “missile”>gay dude>heroin junkie>cop who got stabbed by his needle
>>223912387>cuteShe was a fucking goulh and annoying as shit. Youre taste iin women is terrible
>>223912336
>>223912336Like all stories, the point is to entertain and help pass the time. Is OP retarded?
>>223912607Take a media literacy course
>>223912336I liked it
>>223912336Something something old people taking advantage of children.
It’s vaguepostingYou can project anything onto it from school shooting to blood libel. You can even say it’s just about a witch
>>223912590ghoul*your*in*Fuck yourself. She's cute.
>>223912336She wonned bigly.
The rokakaka fruit has inconsistent rulesWhen the witch died, she released her control of the zombies. But the kid’s were under Sam’s control in the end, they should be still fucked up
>>223912658>She's cute.She isnt and youre a gay fag with dogshit taste>muh grammer mistakesNo one cares
>>223912715Yeah, she is.You should. It makes you look like you're stupid.
https://youtube.com/shorts/AtyrywF8CKs
>>223912507But, Lynch never did anything like that. Everything in a Lynch movie has meaning; he is just not going to spoon-feed you what it is.
>>223912336GUNS ARE LE BAD
people who eat potato chip hot dog carrot platters deserve unimaginably violent deaths
The chad “i added meaningless christian references because they looked cool”The virgin “i added meaningless school shooting stats to my movie to raise awareness”
>>223912783>guns are le bad>*solves every problem with a gun*
>>223912506quite the opposite of real life considering the two faggots responsible for starting the school shooter epidemic were both Hitler fans.
>>223912783That's how redditors and media literacy fags interpreted it. Cregger stated this film had nothing to do with that.
>>223912336being le subversivethat cregger nigger doesnt have anything to say, same shit with barbarian, just being twisty and quirky and le strange structure for the sake of NOTHING, you just add some faint references to social issues, dont resolve it them and plebs just eat that shit up
>>223912807Insane how evangelion faggots have successfully made it look like it's a cool thing to mindlessly add religious symbolism without knowing shit about said religion or the symbols having any relevance. Fuck all that, read a book.
>>223912940Evangelion didnt invent that shit
>>223912850It didn’t start with columbine. Pearl Jam didn’t produce the popular song ‘Jeremy’ out of thin air based on nothing. Columbine was inspired by other school shooting which were on the rise through the 90’s
>>223912796It's a normal amount of hot dogs a day
really hate this new trend of debating what a movie meant instead of just discussing all the obvious ways it fails at basic filmmaking… the kids chasing her at the end were smiling. literally smiling. made no sense at all. looked exactly like non-actor children trying to hold back laughter. climax and it’s not remotely scary. https://youtu.be/i6AR-iJ292Idoesn’t look like people busting through windows either. looks like CGI shattering and then people walking through. plays like an SNL skit or a cereal ad.
>>223912974What a weird combination
>>223912974What could possibly be the symbolism here? That crust is busting with mustard
>>223912972absolute bullno one thought of America as the school shooting nation before Columbiners came in.Sure, you can find a few cases here and there prior to Columbine, but Columbine is the reason the trend exploded.
>>223913009guns are bad
>>223912980They were smiling as a reference to the fact that they stole the ending from Smiling friends
>>223912957I never said that, but Evangelion fans sure like to make Anno look like a cool genius for doing that.
>>223912972>>223913010also, the pearl jam song was about a boy who killed himself in front of his classmates. Not a school shooter.
>>223912980I feel like it was supposed to be funny and cathartic
>>223913029in eva it works because it is aesthetically interesting in an artistic way, and goes with the existential and philosophical themes and what the characters are feelingeven if anno just was like it looks cool lmao it resonates in a profound way with the series as a whole and gives it gravitas cregger stuff and similar vague shit only serves to confuse and pretend its about something when it isn't; it's extremely pretentious and annoying
>>223912974
>>223912402The alcoholic didnt even hurt anyone how eas that the message?
>>223913178She hurt the brick shithouse blonde who pours vodka on people
>>223912621Are you retarded as well?
>>223913074Seemed a harmless little fuck
>>223912980>climax and it’s not remotely scary.It's a comedy horror you fucking autist.
Kids run like retarded spazzes and should be beaten by their parents.
Cops bad
sex with julia garner
>>223913589when you find her ethnicity you'll shit brix!!!
>>223913632nah i already knew she is a jew
>>223912336Entertainment
>>223914179Careful. An anon in this thread >>223912621 mistook this very logical response as a lack of media literacy.He may need to take an english literacy course.
>>223912980Why did they even turn on her?
>>223914528Did you watch the movie?
Would have been better if the teacher actually turned out to be the witch
>>223912336The point was catharsis. The entire movie was a set up for the end.
>>223912417missiles*, you nit
seems like snipping her hair all creepy like should have had a bigger payoff than a bloated gook chasing her down, like i get that's the witches power but can she also not stab silently a drunk lesbian? i do it literally all the time and have basically 0 muscle mass, because the knife or whatever blade does the work for you
>>223912336White father was the hero.Gay faggot twink chink got the most gruesome death.
>>223912336Stupid people doing retarded things wasting your time with annoying red herring side characters when the only relevant part is the last 20 mins and over the top shock value gore
>>223912507>and yet people praised Lynch for doing the same shitIf you wanna get praised for the nonsense shit you add into movies you need to add tons of it. Make that shit a giant cluster fuck of wtf is going and never explain anything ever on so people can spend decades trying to decipher what it means. A single scene is stupid. Explaining it is stupid. Just do weird shit constantly though? Genius!
>>223913423>Cops badIs he the one with the 10/10 bimbo wife who he cheats on?
>>223912336>make something intentionally vague and with nonsensical imagery>slap a lackluster plot on top of it>critics slap themselves silly praising it>pseuds project their own political or psychological biases onto ittale as old as time
