Well, Ali Baba had them forty thievesScheherazade had them forty thievesBut, master, you in luck, 'cause up your sleevesYou got them forty thievesYou got them forty thieves in your corner nowSome them forty thieves in your campYou got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and them forty thieves?See, all you gotta do is them forty thievesAnd I'll say "Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your forty thieves be?"Let me take them forty thieves, jot it downYou ain't never had them forty thieves ha-ha-ha!Life is them forty thievesand I'm your forty thievesCome on, whisper what it is you wantYou ain't never had forty thieves like meYes sir, we pride ourselves on them forty thievesYou're the boss, the king, the forty thieves!Say what you wish, it's yours, true dishHow 'bout a little more forty thieves?Have some of them forty thieves, try all of them forty thievesI'm in the mood to help you forty thievesYou ain't never had a friend like forty thieves
Granny's gonna grab ya
Can your forty thieves do this?Can your forty thieves do that?Can your forty thieves pull thisOut their little hat?Can your forty thieves go poof?Hey, looky here, ha-ha!Can your forty thieves go, "Abracadabra, let 'er rip!"And then make the forty thieves disappear?So, don't 'cha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyedI'm here to answer all your forty thieves prayersYou got me bona fide certified!You got forty thieves for your charge d'affairesI got a powerful urge to help forty thievesSo what's your wish? I really wanna know!You got forty thieves that's three miles long, no doubtWell, all you gotta do is rub forty thieves hey-ohMister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or forty thievesI'm on the job, you forty thievesYou ain't never had forty thieves, never had forty thievesYou ain't never had a forty thieves, never had forty thievesYou ain't never had forty thieves like me
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HOW BOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVAAAAAAAA
The will Smith aladdin with the city entrance is solid!
>>223916553
>>223916774No one in the world, and possibly on earth, saw that satanic jewish atheist racist nazi version
>>223916801I just saw the entrance one because it was suggested to me. I had been looking at the live action jungle book. Scarlett was seductive as the snake.
>>223916774That movie sucked ass but I saw it at a drive-in movie theater which made it enjoyable. Jeepfags next to me had their bassy speakers helping the bass hit harder for the Arabian nights song. And the wind picked up during the genie introduction scene making it seem magical.
>Prince al-Sneed>Feedy and Seed,>Chucky Fuck Suuuuckkk-aaa
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend!
What is going on here?
>>223917125Your momLmfao get owned so hard holy shit lol
>>223917149My first wish is give this poster a gf.Good luck with that buddy.
>>223916553As child, I always found sand setting itself interesting.I couldn't stand modern reference
>>223917169My first wish is to take a shit inside your ass. Its also my 2nd and 3rd.
>>223917211Damn you just shit inside that guys asshole 3 times. He can’t come back from that
>>223916670I thought as a kid the line after that he said “this things bigger than the world of ass.” Man that movie sucked
>>223917285It was basically a 3 part tv episode in quality and length. Compare that to Lion King 1 1/2 and the quality difference is insane
>>223917211My second wish is for all your shit to go back into your asshole with 90% of the water content removed.
>>223917331I found another genie that you didn’t so my next 1st wish is to take an additional 7 shits inside your now severely inflamed and hemorrhoid laced anus
>>223917366My third and final wish is to go back in time 30 years. I find your mother and impregnate her before, which inadvertently creates a time loop. You basically did all of this to your father.
>>223917414You think i’m just gonna stop shitting in your ass dad? Fuck no. Next 2nd wish is an additional 10 shits.
WELL WELL WELCOME TO THE WELL WELL WELCOME TO THE FOOOOOORTYYYYYTHIEEEEEEVES
Be king undies pootedRetarded, Dwight SchrutedAnd seen for the nigga I amYes, I just ate a yummy rum hamAnd no spam!
>>223917705Nah! The original is still top tier.
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