>a large popcorn bucket at a movie theater is 1600 calories........
>>223916655
>>223916655I offset this by having orgy sessions in the kinoplex
It’s been at least 20 years since I’ve eaten popcorn at a movie theater shit just dries the fuck out of my lips
>>223917679thats why you buy a gallon of soda to wash it down, dumbass.
I eat whatever I want and never get fat.I also never exercise.
>>223916655Shit, really? Better get the Extra Large. And pour some liquid butter on that shit. And get some sour patch kids. And whoppers.
A fucking bag of costco popcorn is 500 fucking calories.Like holy shit, it takes me a full 2 hours of walking to burn 500 calories.
>>223916655Then don't eat it?
>1,600 calories (kcal) of healthy human urine would fill about 16 to 24 liters, which is equivalent to roughly 4 to 6 large gallons or a standard 5-gallon office water cooler jug.
>>223917764Youre in your 20s
>>223917887Jenna Ortega urine shots when?
>>223917938Warm or cold?
>>223917907damn youre right
>>223917679You can bring your own water.
>>223916655This is why I make it my only meal of the day.
Do you guys actually eat all the popcorn? I feel like by the time you make it halfway into the bucket it's already cold and stale
>>223919106Me and my gf eat a large popcorn together. *spooky voice* Once... we even got a free refill
>>223919106I devour it like I haven't eaten in a week, then I feel sick.
But they're all empty calories, so it's really more like 300-400. That's why popcorn doesn't make you feel full.
>>223916655>counting calories>being a man
>>223919226
>>223919226This. Same with soda, the fact you can have so much of it and not feel full tells you that the calories it has are less strong than something like meat
>>223916655I've been going to the movies a lot lately as a new AMC A-lister, and the amount of fat people who buy concessions at the movie theater fills me with such disgust and contempt.
>>223919245Post body
>>223916655a large bucket is beyond excessive for one person. i just get a small bag and it's good enough. it doesn't last the whole movie ever but i don't need to be stuffing my fucking face for an entire movie.
>>223919274
>>223919266I'm all about those weak ass calories. It's why I'm so fit.
>>223916655I'm down to one bag per film but two bags is 780 calories.
>>223919900>not eating the whole boxPussy.
>>223920027>4,680 calories>About 8 Big MacsIf I ate more than two bags, how could I also have my DOUBLE GULP, brownie, peanut m&Ms and beef jerky assuming I had dinner already.
>>223920101>can't do it allYou'd never be allowed in America.
>>223916655How’s that possible the one you make yourself is like 60 calories per cup do they put like 50 gallons of butter and lard in the movie theater one?
>>223920151They just reuse the crab au jus left over from braising the legs
I am fat
>>223916655Look at this faggot not getting 20 pumps of butter oil
>>223917764You probably dont eat as much calories as you think you do. Fat fucks always have excuses and complain they dont lose weight because they only eat salads but fail to mention they drown their food in shit like ranch and drink soda all day long.
>>223917640how many people in this orgie?
>>223919106Day old popcorn unironically tastes better
>>223917679next time check for a hole at the bottom of the bucket
