>Hey, Anon! I'm just calling to tell you that we got the audition for the new Marvel movie. It's in two months, so I need you to be in the best shape possible, okay? That means no more sugar, alcohol, or fast food.
What role is it?
>>223916909Obese Alcoholic #2
>>223916876who are you
Smashing, love. I assume my trainer will supply me with roids like the other superhero actors?
>>223917121Stop fooling. I'm your agent.
>>223917000kek
>>223917140That's after you get the role.
>>223916909Bitter Incel #1
>>223917244how'd the audition go?
>>223917509Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CIgWX1J_s8
>>223916876Wrong number, dumbfuck.
