>I will take the ring to Mordog
>>223918459It will be dangerous for you.
one does not simply walk into mordogit's black gates are guarded by more than just pitbullsthere are breeds there that do not sleep
*meowdor*
toxoplasmosis
>SARUDOG>YOUR BONE IS BROKEN
In and out again: a kittens tail
>>223918638>ISILPURR! CAST IT INTO THE LITTER! >DESTROY IT!
>>223918459>they used to be pussies
>>223918703
>>223918715LMAO
>>223918703>>223918733Came here for this. Kekked and chekked.
>>223918459The black cat looks human because of the black spot on his chin
You know what day it is?
>Wielder of the Fur of Anor
>>223918715>AWOOO>Get off the couch!>(ominous sniffing)
>>223918786>Dindin will come in the form of chicken and tuna shreds in gravy.>You know this?>I have foreseen it.
IT'S SARUMEOW
>Whom do you serve?>Whitewuman
>>223918888CHECKEDHECKED
>>223918888kek
Sorry catanon, but the protagonist will always be frodog
>he took a little tumble off the couch heheheh
>>223918888Holy shit. Also checked.
Fly, you fools!
>>223919037Lmao
>>223919081
>>223919089Can you image what it would be like to have this reaction time? The world must look like it’s in slow motion to them.
>They have cave a troll!
>tfw all my cats are dead and the only option I have is playing with stray cats at the market
>your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind
>>223919126BRUTAL.
>>223919154Sorry to hear that, fren. Ever considered checking out a local shelter?
>>223919154Just take a friendly one home?
>>223919168Holy shit.
>>223919168Is that weed?
>>223919214For cats.
>>223919214catnip or mint
>>223919202I hate to say this but I don't want my cat get fucked by my neighbor's cats. My neighbor is Indian btw.
>>223918459your mind has been slowed by too much of the cat's nip
>>223919237
>>223919154why not get a new one?
>>223919232>My neighbor is IndianI think the one fucking other cats is not your neighbor's cat but your neigbor's himself.
>>223918888Brilliant
>>223919126the cat is pretty kind...it's not using its claws lol
The young captain of Gonclaw has but to extend his paw take the cup for his own and the water will fall.
A kitty is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
>we ain't had nothing but stale kibble for three stinking days
>>223918459>What about 20th breakfast?t. my cat
>>223918459>after all why shouldn't I?>why shouldn't I take it?
>>223921427What is that green stain in the cat's body?
>>223921629Anon you might be slightly colorblind
>>223921661>he doesn't see the other cat in the backgroundget your eyes checked anon
>>223920790Kek
>>223918459It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Furrdo. The ones that really mewttered. Full of dawgness and laser they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to kmeow the end. Because how purr the end be happy? How could the meowrld go back to the way it purred when so much wuff had happened? But purr the end, it’s only a pspsing thing, this shadogow. Even dawgness must pass. A nyaw day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearpurr. Those meow the stories that stayed with you... that meownt something. Even if nya were too smoll to understand why. But I think, Mr. Furrdo, I do meowderstand. I know nyaaw. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of purrning back only they didn’t. They kept purring because they were snuggling on to something.
>>223921459That’s a pretty good Gandalf.
>>223921733Very nice. Also checked.
>You are one of the Felines. A descendant of Númeownor, blessed with 9 lives.
>my purrrrrecious
>>223918459Now I get it, The Lord of the Rings is about a regular man that goes to Hell to destroy a magical ring to stop Satan from taking over the world. He is chosen because he has the purest soul so it will be more difficult for Satan to corrupt him.So the message of the story is that the purer people's soul are the harder is for Satan to corrupt them. And why was Frodo's soul purer? Because he lived a simple life with no ambition of power and little technology. So too much technology bad because it leads to become too ambitious for power and corruption.
>>223918459That black cat is a Saruman. If not Sauron himself.The other one looks retarded enough to be Pippin.
>>223918888witnessed
lord sauron has many spies! beasts and birds
>>223921427Is that a male calico cat?
>>223923454>As Sam stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the valley of shadows. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dur. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be. In that hour of trial it was his love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command. 'And anyway all these notions are only a trick, he said to himself.”
>>223919168My cat Merlin, really likes weed. He'll sniff my buds and lick them and try to chew them. Pic related
>>223923873i just saw one on fb
