Jim should have been fired for this
I liked the original version where he lifted her shirt completely and you saw her bra.
>>223918491jim should have been fired for a lot of shit. dwight too. dwight should be in prison
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>>223918609also michael
>>223918491bros i am happily married with a kid but i started a new job recently and the woman of my dreams is my coworker. I have a huge crush on heri had a dream about her once
>>223919686Ur cooked
>>223919686You should "get rid of" your wife and child so you can be with this new woman. I'm God by the way, so you need to do what I tell you to do. NOW!
>>223919686I'm satan and I say remain faithful to your wife heheheheh
>>223918491pam should have been fired for leading him on
>>223919686let's beseech the /x/ bros to get this anons kid pelting him with nugs
>>223919686niggas spend 40 hours with a woman every week and suddenly think she's the one
>>223922198He and his wife are unnatractive and his coworker isn't ganna fuck him
>>223919686>it may not have worked for Ethan (((Klein))) but surely it will work for me
>>223922198>niggas spend 40 hours with a woman every week and suddenly think she's the oneunironically yes
>>223922624i look like this
>>223919686Don't do it anon
>>223918609In reality every Dunder Mifflin employee would have been fired for some company violation, no matter how trivial.
>>223919686If you can make absolutely sure that it never gets out, and that it will never impact your duties as a husband and dad, go for it.
>>223923761>>223923761You can never make sure of that which is why people say thats its not worth it
>>223922624Where did you get this picture of exactly me right now?
>>223919686Just destroy your family and your future anon. It's worth it.
>>223923874someone use AI to turn this into porn
>>223919686you don’t have a wife or a jobyou are posting from your mom’s trailer and eating TV dinners that she bought with my tax money
>>223919686>bros i am happily married with a kid but i started a new job recently and the woman of my dreams is my coworker. I have a huge crush on heri had a dream about her once
>>223918491The usa version of "capitalist realism".The anti-"the working class goes to heaven"
>>223923731Instead, they should be grateful they are allowed to work!
>>223923900Angela makes me fucking diamonds
>There is certainly a historical tradition of playful physical roughhousing as a form of heterosexual courtship—including teasing, chasing, wrestling, lifting, and mock fighting.
>>223923945I wouldn't care if every article of clothing I owned was more cat hair than clothing
>>223919686If you couldn't get the girl of your dreams before you got married whay makes you think you'd get her now that youre older and married with kids?
>>223919686Crushes are normal but ignore these guys telling you to act on it. Your happiness with your wife and kid will only be spoiled and your attraction for this coworker will eventually fade. Just accept your fate and be thankful you reproduced. Some of us don't even have that luxury.
>>223919686Unless you hate your wife, don't do it. You will be destroying her life for your own selfish desires.
>>223923928To be fair, Ethan found the closest thing IRL to smashing Anne Frank. It’s probably THE horny Jew fantasy.
>>223919686One day you will be banging your coworker behind the photocopier and your stupid wife will send you a cute message saying she loves you and is waiting for you at home. Can you live with that
>>223919686It's called a "work wife" anon, most men that work in the office have one
If it weren't for any cameras Jim would have fucked that new coworker
Since they were at the dojo, Jim knew Roy wasn't around and immediately went and did this.
>>223923900She could be sexier if she fixed the way she walks.
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