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>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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>>223918645
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>>223919015
what is this schizo babble
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>>223919015
>hey moishe?
>yeah abraham?
>you know how we're planning the whole twin towers thing in a couple years?
>of course
>why don't we force Jerry Seinfeld to make an episode about it? With no jokes unlike every other episode.
>oy vey that's a brilliant idea!
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https://img.getfn.io/videos/724cd695995d3e35e7ab4dba2aa805911ad171174d74659318e2222240afc7fa_1.mp4
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>>223918645
These threads were so fucking funny when they were first popping up, peak AI slop days when we were just having fun
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That would unironically be a cool Seinfeld episode where the gang go Bigfoot hunting. Kramer actually finds the real Bigfoot but makes friends with him and agrees not to tell anyone else
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My personal favorite
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>>223919216
https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
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>>223919123
lmfao
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>>223919165
kek
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>>223919491
Lynchian
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Jerry get gen AI
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What's the appeal of these threads?
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>>223919651
AI training probably
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I love these schizo comics. More, please!
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>>223919651
It's funny.
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>>223919683
I think there's an archive of them somewhere
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>>223919651
Recognizable characters do funny edgy thing because of AI that normally wouldn't happen. It's just a new version of Jerry get ipad.
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>>223919235
lmfao nice
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The last episode was about the crime of passivity
TV caused mass passivity
The cowards on the planes on 9/11 sat down and watched some sand niggers with box cutters and did nothing
They are now imprisoned in hell, forced to watch the last episode of Seinfeld for eternity
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>>223919841
I love this one.
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>>223919861
it truly is a kino ending
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the spooky pics were out before AI and fuck you OP I know you're the same guy because you always post them right before I go to bed
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>>223920016
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>>223920030
okay if the spooky Seinfeld poster and the early AI Seinfeld poster are the same guy then you might be based
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>>223919865
Kramer-Spider just brings it right back to the show's characterization when he goes straight for the fridge.
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>>223920121
would watch the fuck out of this if all of these were what the show really was
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>>223919196
God you're already nostalgic for crappier AI
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>>223920214
It was a completely different beast back then
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>>223920214
who pissed in your fucking cheerios, laugh at the stupid pictures or shut the fuck up insufferable dick
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>>223920232
s-sorry
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How come no one ever talks about the Uzumaki clan? It's always the Uchihas, the Hyguas, what about the Uzumakis? We're the only ones who haven't started any major wars, and yet, we get sidelined. It's a conspiracy Jerry, A CONSPIRACY!
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>>223920030
>Seinfeld 2035
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>>223920232
It was me. I pissed in his cheerios, and I'm having sex with his wife.
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>>223920232
are zoomers so fucking retarded they feel nostalgic for that seinfeld AI stream?

because nothing would so perfectly prove how empty their lives are. i mean holy mackerel.
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>>223920358
all millennials have to be nostalgic for is corporate chain stores from the 90s and boring cartoons no one cares about anymore, oh and pokemon, literally just a bunch of man children who refuse to grow up.
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>>223920358
That AI Seinfeld stream was peak and they lobotomized it. Was pulling 10K+ views 24/7 and now it’s like 12 cuz no one wants the new characters they made to avoid copyright.
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>>223920214
Early AI was pure SOUL
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>>223920412
I miss the stuff that vaguely resembled real objects but was still purely something out of a datura trip
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>>223920358
I don't know anything about a Seinfeld AI stream, all I know is the funny AI Seinfeld images that used to get posted here back when AI was kind of right but not entirely, and it also had no filtering so we could actually generate something that resembled Seinfeld
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>>223919165
this is my favorite one of these
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>>223919165
I love this memes.
Post more
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Will AI eventually get good enough to perfectly replicate the shitty old AI?
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>>223920947
You can just train a lora on all these shitty images to capture that style perfectly
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>>223919196
Agree
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>>223919206
They gone too far with that stunt
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>>223920214
DALL-E 3 had way better style and variety than any AI nowadays which are all homogenized and flat
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>>223921003
>he outranked me Jerry
>I know George, he outranked me too
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>But Jerry! Why would an Israeli company have hundreds of electronic controllers, usually used for detonating explosives, stored in the building weeks before the planes hit. I mean, fuel cant even melt the beams. Think about it!
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>>223919196
the photoshopped ones are and always were much funnier
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>>223921247
Shut it luddite, your time is over.
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>>223918645
Stay up out my fridge Seinfeld
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>>223921247
Shut up whiny pansy
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>>223919655
So it makes stupider like Wheatley case?
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>>223919165
>The flesh, the succulent flesh
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>>223919123
LeL
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I remember the AI generated Seinfeld scripts set in the modern day back in 2022. That's when AI suddenly became good.
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Oh good the other thread got deleted. I can post it here.
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>>223919228
It's Jerry's face that always gets me here
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>>223921961
The head crab Newman got me kek
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>>223922040
Retarded ai mistook wall-e to dall-e.
To the garbage heap where it belongs
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Does anyone have George falling out of the window with the Executive Director Jerry Seinfeld text at the bottom?
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>>223922238
Here my boy.
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>>223919206
There is a fan written script for a post-911 episode of Seinfeld. It's pretty professional. AI should make it real
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>>223919235
Grok, generate this episode
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>>223922296
>Sorry Dave but I couldn't do that
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>>223922270
kek thx m8
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My all time favourite
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>>223919165
Fuck you for posting an actually funny one. It made me look at a bunch of other images and they were all shit and a complete waste of time.
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I said Elaine, you got gaped?
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>Why do they call them black people?
>I mean, they aren't black. And they aren't people!
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>>223921988
They taught Kramer about appropriate slander
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>>223920431
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>>223922420
kek
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>>223919196
You can still have fun with AI, you know?
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He gaped you?
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>>223922011
This was sort of a neat novelty for like a minute the first time you saw it, just for the fact of "hey look, AI is doing this" when AI just doing anything at all was still impressive, but none of it was ever actually funny.
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>>223919651
F U N
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2gorey4me
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>>223921971
theyre arent white
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This is the video that sold me on AI:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1wdvv8q/saiyanfeld_h3_minimax/
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>>223919015
lol ok bro
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>>223924503
Lel
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>>223918645
AAAIIIIEEE!
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>>223920121
these two always slay me
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anybody got the one where george is dr manhattan?
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>>223919015
There's the actual unproduced gun control episode, they sold the script online during an auction, I don't think the full script was ever posted online since collectors obviously don't share their shit
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>>223920431
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Not many people notice this but Kramer is heavily implied to be a human trafficker. It’s why he’s friends with the post office and is able to get in touch with so many international people.
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>>223919861
Well, to be fair a plane hijacking often meant landing the plane in some country the hijacker didn't have access to cause of passports or whatever. It was incredibly unheard of to use a plane as a suicide attack. One plane did stand up and take down the hijackers.

However, folding back to what you said, neither you or me was there and maybe indeed some people were passive little shits that should have stood up and did something.
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>>223925012
getting Creepshow vibes
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>>223923196
kino
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>>223919651
This is just the Bert and Ernie meme except with AI that was popular for a few weeks 3 years ago and zoomers are now nostalgic for that time period too. It's layers of stupid upon stupid.
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>>223927191
>What's the deal with Jaso- AAAIIIEEE!
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>>223927468
Seinfeld AI is meant to be a silly joke, not something a jeet makes for ad money and interactions by making some capeshit cinematic slop trailer
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>>223921961
Did anybody save the one where George is complaining to Jerry about being turned into the thing?
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Anyone have the copypasta of George complaing to Jerry that some kid told him he has no rizz?
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>I WATCHED THE TAPE, JERRY
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>>223927569
>getting upset on 4chan
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>>223918645
Honest to God, hand on your heart
If this happens to you Infront of your pookie, what would you do in this situation?
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>>223927569
>responding to the non-AI images
good job, jeet
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>>223928525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tnkv2FnACg
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>>223928537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7zFQX3yV8
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>>223923541
>none of it was ever actually funny

So it was exactly like Seinfeld. Impressive.
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>>223921971
that artist is possibly the dude who made Cookie Clicker
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>>223919015
And then Jerry's eyes bled HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD
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>>223920412
Primitive to modern ai feels like the internet of the 2000s vs the internet of today
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>>223922238
This inspired me to ask Claude to make part of an "episode."

**SEINFELD: "THE YELLOW RANGER"**

**INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY**

*Jerry is at the kitchen counter eating cereal. He's wearing a red spandex suit and holding the helmet. George bursts through the door in a yellow spandex suit, helmet under his arm, already mid-rant.*

**GEORGE:** Yellow! Of all the colors!

**JERRY:** Good morning to you too.

**GEORGE:** There are five colors, Jerry. FIVE. And Zordon looks at me, a grown man with a 401(k), and says, "You, George, are yellow."

**JERRY:** Technically, he said you had "attitude."

**GEORGE:** He said I had attitude and then handed me the girl suit!

**JERRY:** It's not a girl suit. It's a suit.

**GEORGE:** It's a yellow suit. Yellow is the girl color. Everybody knows it.

**JERRY:** Everybody who?

**GEORGE:** Everybody! Trini was yellow. Aisha was yellow. The yellow one is always a girl!

**JERRY:** Not always. There was a guy in... *(snaps fingers)* Ninja Storm. Dustin. Yellow Ranger. Guy.

**GEORGE:** Who watches Ninja Storm?

**JERRY:** You're watching it right now. You're living in a Power Rangers episode.

**GEORGE:** That's one guy, Jerry! One! You can't build a case on one guy. That's an outlier.

**JERRY:** And what about me? I'm red. Red is the leader. You know what comes with that? Responsibility. I have to give speeches. I have to say "It's morphin' time" with a straight face.

**GEORGE:** You get the good color. You get respect. Nobody ever looked at the Red Ranger and thought, "Eh, he's a little soft."

**JERRY:** George, nobody's looking at you and thinking that. Not because of the suit.

**GEORGE:** *(pointing)* See, that's an insult.

**JERRY:** It's an observation.
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the incident
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>>223930892
AI ain't no Larry David
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>>223930892

**GEORGE:** And what do I get for a Zord? A kitty cat!

**JERRY:** It's a saber-toothed tiger.

**GEORGE:** It's a cat, Jerry! A big cat with a fang problem! Meanwhile you get the Tyrannosaurus. The most feared animal in history.

**JERRY:** Which is extinct, by the way. So is the tiger. You're both extinct. You're in the same boat.

**GEORGE:** You know who gets blue? Billy. Billy is a nerd! He wears overalls! He does science! And he gets a nice, masculine, navy-adjacent color. Where's the justice in that?

**JERRY:** Maybe Zordon thought you'd pop on camera. Yellow is high visibility. It's what they paint school buses.

**GEORGE:** *(stops, deflated)* ...School buses.

**JERRY:** And taxis.

**GEORGE:** I'm a taxi.

**JERRY:** You're not a taxi. You're a very flashy Ranger.

**GEORGE:** You know what this is? This is a power play. Zordon knows I'm sensitive about my image. He saw an opening.

**JERRY:** He's a floating head in a tube, George. He doesn't have an agenda.

**GEORGE:** Everybody has an agenda! Even a head in a tube. *Especially* a head in a tube. What else does he have to do all day?

**JERRY:** Fair point.

**GEORGE:** I'm not wearing this. I want to switch. Give me Black.

**JERRY:** Zack has Black.

**GEORGE:** Then I'll take Pink.

**JERRY:** *(beat)* Now you want Pink.

**GEORGE:** Pink is leadership-adjacent. It's a power color. Kimberly kicks everybody's ass!

**JERRY:** You just spent five minutes saying yellow is the girl color, and your solution is to ask for pink.

**GEORGE:** *(pause, thinking)* ...That's not consistent, is it?

**JERRY:** It's the opposite of consistent.
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**GEORGE:** *(sits heavily on the couch, helmet in his lap)* I should've called in sick.

**JERRY:** Zordon would've found you. He has a whole command center.

**GEORGE:** *(muttering)* Yellow. A saber-toothed kitty. And a gold-plated chest emblem that makes me look like a security guard.

**JERRY:** *(finishing his cereal)* For what it's worth, it brings out your eyes.

**GEORGE:** *(glaring)* Get out.

**JERRY:** It's my apartment.

*George stares at the helmet, sighs, and slowly puts it on. The visor snaps down.*

**GEORGE:** *(muffled)* ...It does make my voice sound deeper.

**JERRY:** Told you.

*The communicator on the counter starts beeping. Jerry and George look at it.*

**GEORGE:** *(muffled)* If that's Alpha 5, tell him I'm not here.

**FADE OUT.**
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blessed thread
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>>223928969
Wait there are more AIgerians and AIviets than AIjeets?
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>>223922452
ded
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>>223930950
SEINFELD: “THE GREEN RANGER”

INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Jerry sits on the couch in his red suit, helmet beside him. George, in yellow, is at the counter eating out of a Tupperware. The door SLIDES open. Kramer enters in a black spandex suit, mid-karate pose.

KRAMER: Hyaaah!

JERRY: Kramer, you’re in the doorway.

KRAMER: I’m making an entrance, Jerry. The Black Ranger doesn’t just walk in. He arrives.

GEORGE: What happened to Zack?

KRAMER: Zack’s out. Zordon says I have “unpredictable energy.”

JERRY: That’s not a compliment.

KRAMER: It’s the best compliment! (pulls out a gleaming black helmet) And look at this. Mastodon Zord. Giant. Prehistoric. Tusks.

GEORGE: Why do you get the mastodon? I got a cat.

KRAMER: Because I’m the muscle, George. You’re the... (gestures vaguely at the yellow) ...the cheerful one.

GEORGE: I’m not cheerful!

KRAMER: Then why are you yellow?

George opens his mouth, closes it, and goes back to his Tupperware.

There’s a knock. Jerry opens the door. NEWMAN stands in the hallway in a green spandex suit, a golden shield on his chest, holding a ceremonial dagger. He looks very pleased with himself.

NEWMAN: Hello, Jerry.

JERRY: No. Absolutely not.

NEWMAN: Oh, yes. Rita Repulsa has chosen me. I am the Green Ranger. The Dragon Ranger. The sixth and most powerful.

JERRY: Rita Repulsa chose you? She’s the villain.

NEWMAN: I prefer “employer.”
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GEORGE: So you’re evil.

NEWMAN: Until the spell breaks, yes. After that I’m allowed to join you, which I’m told is the real prize. Seniority doesn’t matter. I come in last and I’m still the fan favorite. That’s the system.

JERRY: That’s a terrible system.

NEWMAN: It’s a beautiful system, Jerry! Years of mail, years of rain and sleet and dog bites, and now I’m the strongest Ranger on the team. Nobody ever hands the postal worker a Dragonzord. Until now.

KRAMER: What’s the Dragonzord do?

NEWMAN: It’s a giant mechanical dragon. It’s loud. It’s green. And it plays a flute.

GEORGE: The dragon plays a flute?

NEWMAN: The dagger plays the flute. The dragon responds to it. It’s like a dog whistle, but with higher production values.

Kramer snatches the dagger and examines it.

KRAMER: Newman, this is a dagger. Where does the flute go?

NEWMAN: There are holes, Kramer. You blow into the hilt.

Kramer blows. A comically bad, wheezing note comes out. Outside, a distant ROAR echoes.

GEORGE: Did you just summon it?

KRAMER: I think I summoned it.

JERRY: Of course you did.

NEWMAN: (snatching the dagger back) Give me that! You’ll wake the dragon, and it’s not insured!

JERRY: Newman, let me get this straight. You’re the one Ranger who actually gets a happy ending. The worst person in the building gets the best arc.

NEWMAN: That’s what happens when you work hard and stay loyal to the wrong people.

GEORGE: That’s the most honest thing you’ve ever said.

NEWMAN: And I get a cape.

JERRY: (beat) Does it have a collar?

NEWMAN: (smirking) Oh, yes.
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>>223919165
I only found out today that Mr. Morgan also played Tuvix
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>>223919015
pretty funny but i don't like the end with the 3 news reports
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>>223931005
JERRY: I’m not saying it’s not cool. I’m just saying it shouldn’t be you.

KRAMER: You know what we should do? We should form a unit. The Black Ranger and the Green Ranger. Tough guys. We take the streets.

NEWMAN: Kramer, I’m trying to destroy you.

KRAMER: Then we’ll have a rivalry! Rivalries are good for business.

NEWMAN: (considering) ...That’s true. They are.

The communicator on the counter starts beeping. They all stare at it.

GEORGE: If that’s Alpha 5, I’m still not here.

JERRY: It’s not Alpha 5. It’s the dragon. It’s in the lobby.

Through the window, a deafening roar. A giant green shadow passes across the building. Kramer and Newman both rush to the window.

KRAMER: Newman, it’s beautiful.

NEWMAN: (softly) I know.

GEORGE: (muffled, helmet already on) I’m calling in sick tomorrow.

JERRY: Zordon will find you.

GEORGE: (sighing) I know.

FADE OUT.
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>>223925811
>WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND JERRY
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>>223921940
is Monument Mythos still going?
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>>223919015
You could have heard a pin drop.
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>>223919015
>>>/x/
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>>223931308
he still puts stuff out sometimes
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>>223919015
Kino comfy creepypasta. Perfect for October
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>>223930957
India has like 4 times the population of those other 2 combined.
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>>223923142
a line exists in 2D
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>>223932309
It technically doesn't. A line is an abstract concept. In our reality of course it can have a width if we look close enough. But by definition it should only have length (1D).
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>>223922506
lel
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>>223919651
They were funny because AI had just come out and it was derivative of the jerry gets ipad shitpost. Still kinda funny now, just a bit less so cause jews ruined AI kind of
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>>223919228
>>223919300
>>223919376
>>223919737
>>223919841
>>223920073
>>223920121
>>223921961
>>223922103
>>223922506

Love these ones. Especially Spider Kramer.
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>>223919300
>>223919253
>>223919235
>>223919228
>>223919206
>>223919216
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>>223922434
Lmao I've never even watched this anime but this made me laugh.
All the other memes itt are retarded n predictable
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>>223919015
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>>223919443
I love Predator!
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>>223919955
hehe yeeeah wooo
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>>223919216

I told you I'd get my revenge on you Mr. Jerry! You and all your Zionist friends!
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>>223920683
Why do I keep having the dream I'm in a town that's inside the bowels of some great beast?
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>that episode where Kevin, Gene, and Feldman persuade Elaine to get a mammogram and they find a lump
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>>223927540

I mean Kramer was the only one who wasn't Jewish.
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>>223931105
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>>223934509
Tobacco is bad for ur health.
Smoking causes cancer smoking kills.
None of the characters in this sitcom or anons in this thread endorse smoking or alcohol
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>>223934812
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>>223919228
The fight club scene was bonkers when I saw it.
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>>223919228
Winrar /gaythread
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>>223922593
LOL
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This is by far THE most unfunniest thread I've ever seen.
Probably (1) guy posting from many different purchased IP addresses and multiple devices and samefagging.

I've seen normie Facebook seinfeld memes much funnier than the slop itt
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>>223920000
Is this where stephen king got the idea for the gunslinger prequel?
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>>223920073
>>223920121
Nice callback. Captures Elaine giddiness perfectly.
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>>223920324
I dont know enough of Naruto to find it funny but here is a you.
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>>223920972
So depressing in neon genesis but hilarious with kramer.
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>>223922420
Neon genesis cross seinfeld is hilarious. Would lust after Elaine in a red plugsuit.
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>>223920380
Lmfao shut the fuck up you zoomer turd
>Flo Rida
>Gs to Gents
>2003-2006 wwe
>Iraq War CNN kino
>prince of Persia
>call of duty

Lmfaoo... Don't you have a street in marseilles to be protesting in? You fucking dead eyed zoomer idiot
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>>223922484
That is that guy from the adult entertainment world. He did a good soup nazi. Elaine is alright, she got the mannerisms but doesnt quite look like her.
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>>223923735
Id watch it. Big o was cool.
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>>223924503
The techno song that sampled the original baron harkonnen was a banger.
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>>223927540
I love the callbacks.
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>>223920214
when AI is used for shitposts it's funny. Seeing AI ads everywhere everyday nowadays is cringe.
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How has this one not been posted yet?
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>>223935300
We are reliving the glory days when ai was new, stop hashing our buzz!
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>>223935474
>>Flo Rida
?
>>Gs To Gents
??
>>2003-2006 wwe
Wrestling was already in decline during the 2000s, you could have at least mentioned the attitude era/monday night wars, but since you suffer from obvious brain damage you weren't able to think that far back.
>Iraq War CNN kino
???
>Prince Of Persia
Yeah the franchise had one good game, thanks for reminding me.
>Call Of Duty
Good fun if you had friends to play it with.

Everything you mentioned is from the 2000s btw, let me guess, you're one of those "zillennials"? Lol CRINGE!
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What did Kramer see?
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>>223935474
>2003-2006 wwe
nigga what? who on earth would prefer that to 1997-2001?
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>>223936089
what wrestling is supposed to look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjbnFZ6yA8
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>>223922994
She was a massive slut. You telling me she never had a guy whip it out on a date?
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>>223922011
It was funny when he dabbed on trannies.
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>>223922484
They didn't even try to properly cast her.
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>>223919651
They are funny
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>>223937434
Not without any provocation or build up. She was going for a kiss first.
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>>223935651
Can't you zoomers go back to tiktok or whatever?
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>>223926276
>One plane did stand up and take down the hijackers.
they shot it down, baka
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>>223919015
This could have been somewhat realistic and creepy but the fat retarded writer chose to add stupid shit
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The early AI threads were pretty fun to be honest senpai.
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>>223918645
>this image was generated four years ago
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>>223939540
Upvoted, so sad((((
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Sitcom horror with a live studio audience when?
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>>223922215
I made that George back then
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>>223935472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ETkTPcE5E
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>>223939427
Love it when AI would put Jerry, George and Kramer all in one guy
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>>223921994
>the rednecks in sparsely populated counties that are a drag on the economy all vote for us
>how does that make you feel, demon rats?
God I hate americans
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>>223919228
>>>/wsg/6259272



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