Does anyone remember that copypasta where Jake Gyllenhaal is like "mommy mommy i wanna be in marvel movies cuz its swag my nigga" and then beneath the quoted speech the author adds "what a massive faggot. dc or die nigga."? I'd love a screenshot of that if anyone has it in their archives, it doesn't seem to have become famous.
he's a millionaire. you're a loser. who's laughing now
>>223918868I want it because it was funny, not because I agreed with the sentiment.
who's having a better time right now. jake gyllenhaal, probably sitting in a beautiful mansion somewhere with a 10/10 french model on his dick and a glass of 10k red wine in his hand. or, OP, sitting in his shit-encrusted underpants drinking coffee from a rarely-cleaned mug while he waits for his fat mom to cook his tendies after she's finished talking to that indian dude on facebook she sends money too
