>>223919871
I've never gone to a strip club. I'm afraid of going because I live in an industrial area and afraid I'll find fugly methheads.

The girls in movies are sometimes attractive, for one

>>223919871
Fuck, I love JLH

>>223919871
Australian here, only been to a handful.

They are usually louder, much more crowded. Plenty of unattractive/ overweight men.
Some of them are smaller and market themselves higher class and will kick out parties more often.

The best one I went to had a long stage with a single pole and a fair few women who circulated the room and solicited private dances is side curtained off rooms.
A couple of the girls work together but most want to do solo shows.
They tend to be fit, typically mid twenties to late 30's.
One was in her 60's but could do pushups on the parallel bars which set her apart and had a bloke VERY invested.

Best show was the stage having soapy water tossed over it and a chick doing slides from one end down the other, throwing bubbles and going from wet T-shirt to full nude and pole dancing.

Bouncers are pretty chill unless you get too handsy.

For the most part it's a place for blokes to go get turned on and left blue balled for money.

Not really worth it. Unless you are there for a bucks night or to admire the physical skill the jobs takes.

>>223919871
jennifer love hugetits

>>223919871
They actually naked

>>223919871
more sadness

Never been. Heard bad things. Locally, not particularly attractive women and you know none of them truly love the job. I've heard horror stories of people getting double charged or having their money otherwise fucked with too. Even if you eventually get it straightened out, there's going to be time where you're out money you never spent because the club was scummy and the dancers & bouncers are in on it.

>>223919871
I expected sexy and exciting, I got gross and depressing.

Kind of like my first marriage.

Never been. Whats the point of paying to get blue balled? Rather save up and go to an asian massage parlor or escort

>>223920012
>>223920041
She is unironically a good actress. She got type cast and we got denied seeing her in all her glory during her prime years.

Strip clubs before the internet must have been awesome to go to now. Now, it's retarded cause you pay more than you would an escort to get blue balled.

Now if JLH was a stripper, I'd pay big bucks to go

>>223920277
>he's never been entranced by a woman dancing
I just like watching lewd women dance. I'd go to one but most of them are filled with too many seedy niggers and nigger music. If I wanted to lay I'd go to an escort.

Dated a stripper when i was too young to really know how to handle that pussy. Life is cruel.

>>223920316
she's prime now

>>223919871
In movies:
>the women are young and attractive with natural bodies clearly having a good time
>the crowd is always energetic and full of young people
>the crowd is almost entirely male
>you can actually hear people talking

In real life
>the strippers are all busted plastic surgery abominations who look bored out of their minds
>the crowd is a bunch of boring poorly dressed weirdos sitting there silently staring with a very rare gaggle of young college age kids coming in for a goof
>it's not rare to see women there but they're usually hangers on of the college kids only there because they're crushing on one of the guys or a bunch of freshly walled hags "ironically" enjoying the show as they desperate try to cling to the last vestages of their party years
>can't hear shit because the min wage dj keeps blasting the same stock stripper songs at ear piercing volume

t. Bounced at a strip club

>>223920018
a stripclub is the most cuck thing ever
>muh you can look but not touch and i, the woman, make the rules
kek totally unnatural. the only reason men look is to select and then touch
if you cant touch then whats the point in looking?
i will never set foot in a stripclub in my life

>>223920571
they will touch you but not if they think they can milk cash out of you any other way. mutual dehumanisation is a good lesson i guess.

>>223920511
She's great, but those ghost whisperer years she really should have been in more movies. Seeing her in If Only is great.

>>223919871
Strip clubs in mexico are also sex clubs where you can go upstairs or in the back and fuck the dancers raw for like $80. Main area is full hands on, with dudes shoving their fingers up cunts and butts as long as they pay for 'lap dances'.

Basically they are what they should be: whores go onstage to present the goods, and then the goods are purchased for use.

>>223919871
fuck that nevernude bitch

>>223920018
>For the most part it's a place for blokes to go get turned on and left blue balled for money.
ill never get this, rather watch porn

>>223919871
I fucking love strip scenes in movies, seeing an actress degrade themselves like that is the hottest thing ever.

>>223921867
How is that any more degrading than doing anything else for money without a skill which improves tbe world around you?

>>223921803
Strippers are very good at making men feel special or like they're genuinely interested in them. Sometimes they are. But 99% of the time they're just adept at convincing you to willingly give them more money.

>>223921867
You think that's degrading? You should've seen what she had to do for the jew that gave her the part.

I thought about going to a strip club but somebody could record me and ruin my life

They steal your money and then some roided Eastern European bodybuilder beats you up.

>>223922572
Most have no camera rules.
>>223922594
This
>>223920630
Not all of them, but Tijuana and Guadalajara are world class in that regard. Monterrey probably too, but I've never been there.

>>223919972
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Strippers aren't wild vixens, they're women who couldn't get a man to subsidize their life while they had clothes on.

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>even chopped girls make $20k/m dancing
anora didnt depict this accurately

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Been to a couple in the GTA
The strippers are a mixed bag. Probably 1/3 you would want to fuck. The other 2/3 are the old hag that hangs around the bar to score on drunks, butterfaces with nice bodies, butterfaces with soggy bodies, cock breath girl, horrible snatch stench girl, and c-section scar girl.
They all take a turn (except bar hag) dancing on the main stage to drum up business. The DJ is just like the stripper DJ in southpark. You can score drugs from just about anyone working there, most of them are on something already.
The bigger the bouncer the more chill they are, it's the short white ones that are cunty.
Also all the strippers are whoring. You can get them to do anything with enough money/drugs. I saw Tori Black at one I went to a bunch, she was blowing guys for 5k a pop, but your avg girl there was 50-150 for that.

>>223923479
Pretty sure most of them were sexually abused as children which turned them into whores and hypersexualized them

I don't know but the ones around here don't have a don't touch gay policy,I've grabbed and sucked tits and asses many times and some girls do backroom fucking for a price. There's also the occasional live dildo show and fucking,I want to visit Germany just for the degenerate night lifestyle at least once

What's the fucking point in going to a strip club when brothels are legal? Hell even a massage parlour is more appealing.

>>223919871
They seem quite sad.

>>223919871
I have only been to one that was also a swingers club so I did get to bang two women for free

>>223923662
>when brothels are legal?
Not for americans

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>>223923543
I watched a few videos of this guy and think his clients are fake. The older episodes had some funny genuine people but now it's all actors.

>>223919871
Strip clubs in my city are all run by mafia. They drug unsuspecting tourist and drain their accounts. There are stories of completely shitfaced guys getting handed a laptop to log in their bank and change credit card limits or wire money from saving accounts. You get kicked out for not buying hundred dollar drinks for the whores or policing your friends. The police knows about it but they have some political patrons that shield the whole operation.

>>223919871
On TV they usually just take their tits out, in real life they bend over and make their asshole wink at you. The girls are hot but also sweaty/sticky/smelly. They charge per "song" for lap dances but you're drunk so she tells you what you thought was 5 minutes was actually 5 songs. Bouncers are giga niggas and act like they want to kill you the whole time you're there

>>223919871
In America, most of the white strippers don't know English. They're usually recent immigrants who need quick money to set up their content creation.

>>223920571
>muh you can look but not touch and i, the woman, make the rules
You can touch the strippers, you idiot.

>>223919871
in a strip club, as far as my experiences are concerned, you don't just stay with your buddies watching chicks get naked
chiks that are not performing will come to you and ask for a drink, which you have to pay for yourself (usually through tokens), and they're mighty expensive. They'll sit with you and talk with you. maybe you can get handsy if they like you enough. then they will nudge you towards a private room where they can extort even more money out of you.
If you're laid back and extroverted it can be fun, btu since I'm an autistic weirdo I just feel uncomfortable paying a stranger to talk to me. Feels like therapy but with extra steps

Has anyone tried the buffet at a strip club?

real strip clubs are super depressing soulless places. nobody is having fun. the dancers are pretending to enjoy their job, the people working there hate the customers, and the majority of the dudes in them are just silently watching from a chair while sipping a beer. And if you're with bros it's kind of weird and awkward. I hate them so much.

Nothing like how it's perceived in movies and tv

>>223923543
women don't have the divine light within them. they are herd animals that need to be guided by men.