It's real, by the way. It's real and it's TRUE.>51 now>never even kissed a woman>still fighting, but every battle is a losing battle
>>223920890Ivan Bezseskovnik Bezseksov (41), died during Napoleon's invasion of Russia by getting stuck in some mud along side of a road, wearing his coat he bought with the money his parents saved up for him for 20 years.
>>223920917How the fuck do you die from that?
>>223920917>>223920925Forget it. You got me. Well played.>Ivan the Sex-less
>>223920890>58>Still married after 35 years>Retired>25 year old daughter a STEM graduate with two majors & a minor doing a research tech job and living on her own elsewhere in the state>Plenty of time to shitpostAll you had to do was follow someone around and not smell, anon
>>223920949I see. Do you have that on paper so I can travel back in time and follow your lead?
>>223920949your daughter is probably a whore, anon.... I pray not but girls in college, well.... statistically speaking are like niggers in bad neighborhoods, criminals.
>>223920890>>223920917imagine being a r*ssian. a fate worse than death, maybe even as bad as being a pajeet.
>>223921509Being white passing fixes the debuffs with a halo effect
