Maybe I'm better looking than I give myself credit for
>seriouslyHe's already been chosen
>>223924265I was really hoping Sydney Sweeney would be the next James Bond
>>223924265hopefully
>>223923836i'd rather have the old lady fucker
>>223923836You haven't watched him rule in Slow Horses yet. He will make a good calamitous Bond.
>>223924390he's the absolute worst in slow horses. his role is weak as it is, and his acting only makes character look more like a useless wet noodle
>>223923836You think so because Oldman said he knew of someone being considered? He might have beem talking about Kyle Soller.
>>223923836He looked so much better in S1, that beard is horrible on him.
they don't give a fuck and the recent game was an unfortunate indicator of things to come to this character
>>223923836I am good looking. I just have a shit personality
>>223923836another wide-faced actor? the last one straight up looks Slavic. this one doesn't but still i don't think that wide-faced bone structure is that common in england.
>>223923836It should be Alex Pettyfer. He has the attitude for the role.
I feel like some kind of SCP is fucking with my brain.For the past decade they have spammed Bond casting clickbaits and it never turned out to be true. And nobody is calling it out. Like the whole Bond casting thing only exists as an endless clickbait now, and have stopped being about making a new movie.
It’s going to be dua lipas dork boyfriend. Directed by that canadian coward velenuve. The movie is guaranteed to be bad.
>>223923836I like the part, and will like the part of the Bond films, when he runs in a Cruise-esque fashion.
>>223923836He's probably the least and choice out of the others I've seen. I have little hope for the movies regardless of who the pick anyway
>>223923836He's sexy and cute, lets see a picture of you then
>>223923836He's genuinely the better one of the three choices, plus he's already played a spy so that has to count for something in the eyes of the suits that make decisions.
>>223923836>Negative canthal tiltNope. Nothing masculine about this guy at all.
>>223923836I literally look exactly like this
Wide heads make me very angry. I hate his wide head and face.
I look like this and my name is Jackif he becomes bond my confidence will double
As long as it's not Callum Turner, that guy has zero rizz
It's gonna be Tom Brittney.
>>223926683Callum is an infinitely better pick than this unnamed goon looking dude
>>223926592I didn't choose to have a wide head
The beta actors they're considering to play Bond would be better suited playing a fussy Q.
I want Jack Lowden as Bond.Just watched his wife Saoirse Ronan in Bad Apples and enjoyed it. Love that they are a family now.
>>223926943After it ended, I asked myself "what the fuck did I just watch." Then I saw it's adapted from a Scandinavian book, and it all made sense.Them Norse fucks are weird.
>>223924905>l i don't think that wide-faced bone structure is that common in englandits celtic bone structure retard
>>223923836Antidepressants are Forever
>>223923836Fucking Craig in his long gay hair looked more manly than all those candidates combined despite being an unironic giga faggot.Have testosterone levels in men really dropped this low?
>>223923836It should have been James Norton
>>223928923That's a jaw shape developed by sucking thousands of cocks. Tom Holland has it too.
i think moot would make a good bond
>>223923836He was the best contender I thought. I love Slow Horses and don't want to look at the other two guys.
>>223924905>>223928169It's not like that. You can't find different shaped heads based on geography. That's long debunked thinking.
>>223923836Lowden: acting > presence.Turner: presence > acting (the Dualipa "marriage" is obviously setting him up for this job.)O'Connor: presence + acting, but too rat-like unless they spiff him up.
>>223929072Yes we are one race chuds
>>223923836He looked good in Dunkirk
>>223923836>wimpy Bond that any random woman could beat upWhy are modern casting directors so stupid?
Doesn't matter because neither of them will play Bond, it's just another clickbait article. sage
>>223923836He married my crush Sersha so I hate him
>>223929833why do actresses make their heads so wide, it looks so badisn't she like 30?
>>223929833She didn’t Atone for shit, fuck this cunt.
>>223929833Damn. He was in slow horses AND married a longstanding /tv/ waifu? Is there anything this guy can't do?
He looks too kind, the head is wide, which somehow makes him look like manlet (although apparently he's 185cm), I don't see him as James Bond, would be a terrible choice.Out of what we have, Callum Turner is the only sensible choice. He looks the part, although his ears are somewhat wide.
>>223923836Celtic Genes
>>223930450>Out of what we haveThere is a 4th candidate who is hidden.
>>223930627Cavill fits aesthetically, but not in spirit. He's too perfect.
>>223928923mayhaps
>>223923836Are they choosing a white male stringbean on purpose? This guy could not beat up anyone, I wonder if they will super jack him up on neo-steroids to make it believable. He may have also lied about his height, not looking good.>Early in his career while attending drama school, he listed himself at 5 feet 11 inches, though he later stated in interviews that he measures 6 feet to 6 feet 1 inch, according to profile notes on CelebHeights
>>223930819yeah, he definitely looks like a manlet, I cannot see it otherwise.
>This is the man that could either beat you up, trick you, or seduce your woman, or all three at his own whim
Reserving judgement until he gets into Marvel shape and shaves
there is only one english actor with the charisma to pull off bond
Bond is supposed to be the man that all men want to be. Nobody wants to be this baby faced faggot
>>223924914t. Alex Pettyfer’s agent
>>223930965This. It worked for Chris Pratt.
>This guy is going to get superjacked at 36 just for one roleHe has a mr potato head build I don't know if he can redeem at this point
>>223930450Actor always lie about heigh he is likely around 170 cm
>>223923836He definitely looks better than those other two rodent males
>>223931039>Whatever happened to that Travelyan custommmer?>You and he were buddies, weren't you?
It should be Theo James
>>223932555Too zesty. Dude looks like he's a friend of Dorothy.
Nah it'll be that Callum Talcum guy whatever his name is. He has a very brit wonky face, easy to make him a new "it guy" since he has unique looks like that.
>>223932555this. very surprised hes not even in the running
>>223932592>easy to make him a new "it guy"they've been trying desperately for years and it isn't working at all.
>>223932650Bond will do it.
>>223932681i doubt it. hes kinda ugly and not a good actor.
>>223924363hiddleston?
>>223923836I hate his character in Slow Horses. I'd have to see him play a similar character that isn't a complete retard first before considering him for Bond. Also Oldman is the GOAT and Roddy is based.
>>223929833They look forced to be together, jfc. Knew it from the moment they posted a glasto selfie.
>>223930627How many chuds has he turned gay?
>>223932555>>223932623He has said he doesn't want to do Bond because of the impact it would have to his personal life by playing such a famous role. Maybe that's also an excuse not to be involved in a yet another dying franchise.
>>223924390>>223924425>>223932779his character is weak and pathetic. overconfident and easily manipulated. gay name too. I guess if they wanted a hapless Bond they picked the perfect guy.
This is his wife btw
>>223932973Yeah so I guess Jack Lowden will be the next Bond them. Which woman of color actress will be the next Bond girl who will emasculate Bond and be smarter, stronger and better than him in every way?
>>223929833>both have heads like potaytahsHow romantic.
>>223932983This is her husband btw
>>223926043Negative canthal tilt IS masculine. Zoomers have a preference for positive canthal tilt because they grew up in a hyperfeminised society that selects for feminine traits.
>>223932824>having so much confidence in your job security as an actor that you can willingly turn down what many would consider the role of a lifetimemust be nice
>>223923836I haven't seen a better candidate yet.
>>223923836I only just found out he's Scottish.
>>223933114>what many would consider the role of a lifetime20 years ago maybe. Audiences are already turning on franchiseslop, and James Bond hasn't been one of the most esteemed ones for a long time anyway. The Craig years did a lot of damage. Theo has a good thing going with The Gentlemen.
>>223924425>his acting only makes character look more like a useless wet noodleWhy is media literacy so low on a board dedicated to film and television?
>>223923836He doesn't look like James Bond, he looks like someone who's thinking where's the closest place to take a shit.
>>223933114Bond aint what it used to be.
>>223924425>worst in slow horsesHis character is cuckmaxxed but the actor does a bang up job being Rivah.
>>223933253The answer to any odd behavior you see here is almost always autism.
>>223933253>media literacyanyone who uses this term unironically is subhuman
>>223925493>sexy and cuteDon't ever describe a man with these words ever again.
>>223926722No afros allowed.
>>223923836Should've been Roddy Ho.
>>223933368Yes.
Shoulda been James Acaster
>>223933285>everything different, wacky, or quirky is autism nowHow did society reach this point?
>>223933904It’s not all autism. A lot of anons are also posting while blackout wasted drunk.
just give cavill whatever truckload of money he wants and people will show up to see it. these fucking jabronies look terrible
>223933578>the spy who got beaned
>>223933287You write like a black kid, so I'll side with the other guy.
>>223934221He’s too old now.
>>223923836>this dude is seriously being considered to be the next James BondHe looks like the gay guy that used to be my manager at my old job. Credit where credit is due he was a good manager even if he was a fag.
>>223934358
Personally I like it. Bond isn't supposed to be Jason Bourne or John Wick or some shit. It's supposed to be a suave dude with a normal physique who has a nack for creative violence and wins despite being somewhat of an underdog. He shouldn't do BJJ moves going all Krava Maga, he's meant to put an electrical cord to a puddle and say: ever heard about ohm's law? And kill off some physically superior brute.
>>223935305Is also the reason why Daniel Craig fucking sucked as Bond. He's been acting like a hench, not a protagonist. Bond eats too much white bread, drinks wine, and fucks bitches. He isn't out of shape but someone is meant to underestimate and say fuck you failed this dumb test, you're not fit for service. And then he just grabs that nurses ass and closes the curtains while swooping her off her feat with something charming.
Author Ian Fleming modeled the physical appearance of his literary James Bond after American composer and actor Hoagy Carmichael
Kind of wished it was Philip Winchester but the dude hasn't been in anything for years now.>>223934965Johnny English was a great movie and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>223935305>>223935370Yeah, but this Lowden guy looks nothing like Bond, he's short, he's ginger, his face is round and he looks like a baby.Craig was great. Like it or not, he still acted like Bond while being more physical than any previous Bond. Physique was just an extra thing. Next Bond doesn't need to be that fit, but he has to look Bond.
>>223929833He is not 6ft tall. She's 5'6", so he's 5'9", 5'10" max. Yup he lied.
>>223936379You think they're both wearing heels?
Also, this dude has small dick energy, somehow you just know.
>>223932736aaron taylor johnson
>>223929833Irish women are made for Scottish men
>>223933934I resemble that remark. Oh Captain Morgan, my Captain!
i mean, he doesnt fit at all, but if the movie is good and works, it's okay. no time to die was dogshit in the second half, therefore this one has a low bar to surpass. masculine, handsome men dont exist no more.
>>223937983you're welcome to them.
It's like watching a robbery in real time.The role belongs to Riz Ahmed.
>>223929833Please tell me she gave birth to a ginger baby
>>223924930They’ve run out of ideas cause bond is inherently chud coded. They can’t move forward without destroying the franchise or giving up on their nigger-AIDS faggotry. They floated the idea of a black bond thinking maybe he could still chud out but people would look past it because of his skin but the temptation there is to make the whole thing into a fable about US race relations rather than a Bongoloid spy mission. Basically the people who set the tone in the film industry no longer have the stomach to make a faithful bond flick and are just kicking the can down the road cause they know their only move is to kill off their cash cow(which they literally did in the last flick). And they’re fine with this but it will negatively affect the balance sheet when the IP’s value goes to zero. Better to exist in perpetuity as a virtual film franchise constantly in some stage of planning because then at least it still has value to investors.
>>223932983Wow he’s just like me
