>LISTEN JOE ROGAN, I'M NOT FUCKIN' AROUND, I WAS SITTIN' ON THE TRAIN, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, IN THE FUCKIN' CLOUDS. TWO STARS OF DEATH, I WAS SEEIN' MY ANCESTORS JOE ROGAN. THEN THE CAR STARTS SHAKIN', EVERYONE ELSE IS FREAKIN' OUT, I'M IN WONDERLAND. THE TRAINS SLOWIN DOWN, AND I LOOK OUTSIDE CAUSE I'M THINKIN' "SOMETHINGS UP", AND THERE'S FUCKIN' SPIDER-MAN STOPPIN' THE TRAIN!! I'M SHITTIN' MY PANTS WHEN THE TRAIN STOPS, THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND WE BRING IN THIS SPIDER KID, HE'S ALMOST FUCKIN' DEAD !! THEN THIS OCTOPUS MOTHERFUCKER BOWLCUT NIXON IOWELS HE HAS FOUR TENTACLES COMIN' OUT OF HIS ASS AND I TELL HIM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS: "LISTEN HERE, DOCTOR OCTOFUCK, I EVER TELL YOU AOUT THE TIME IN 1978 THAT I SNORTED 3 LINES OF SOLID BLOW OFF A PUERTO RICAN WHORES FAT ASS?? IT WAS FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE, DOCTOR !!!"
>AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, JOE ROGAN? I'LL TELL YOU, JOE ROGAN, I TURN TO HIM, JOE ROGAN, I TURN TO HIM AND I SAY, JOE ROGAN, I SAYS: "YOU WANNA GET TO HIM? YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH ME!" AND THEN I FUCKIN JUDO KICKED HIM THROUGH THE FWUCKIN WINDOW! OH MY GOD JOE ROGAN IT WAS FUCKIN INSANE JOE ROGAN
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