Nolan is cooked
>>223925423
>historically accurate>still using Viking longboats
Who gives a fuck besides bots and bot brained twitter culture warriors
>>223925423>director
>>223925423>historically accurate Odyssey>bronze age unireme in the first microsecondKek. What a load of actual retards.
Historically accurate wizards
>>223925444>>223925488The actual Twitter post isn't claiming to be "Historically Accurate" tho, only OP is
Won't be watching but it will mog nodyssey
thanks for not posting a link faggot
>>223925423time for bed grandpa...
>>223925423Why does that Mediterranean Sea cave look like the coast of Norway?
>>223925599Now let's see the same place on a winter day
>>223925423>Just as colorless as Nolans versionGreat work Elon!
>>223925423Watched 30 seconds. It's the same shit as every AI slop so far : 4-seconds-max shots all over. Won't be wasting my time on this shit.
>british narrator >brown, grey, and dirty >generic renfair leather costumes What’s the point of this?
>>223925508Wow, that makes it a lot better now. Retard
>>223925435Based Cassidy
>>223925771chudslop
yeah cool when's Mel doing his?
>>223925423What tier of NPC do you need to be to care about this shit?
>>223925423>2026>still trusting Felon MuskDaily reminder that the French authorities will arrest Elon Musk if he sets one foot in France.
>>223925773No u
>>223925423>Episode 1>7 minutes
>>223925423FIX THE FUCKING SHIP CUNTIT’S THE EASIEST FUCKING PART TO FIX EVERYTHING IS JUST PAJEET CODE
>>223925984The same kind who thinks Citizen Vigilante was a good movie.
>>223925423>AI can't make ki-Luddites BTFO
>>223925773>JUST LET ME LIE OK???lol
>>223925423Proof that AI will completely have replaced Hollywood in 10 years.
so is this one of thoseOH YEAH, that happened moments or is it one of thoseoh yeah, THAT happened moments?
https://x.com/imagine/status/2113712964419063911
>>223925423>Elon Musk's historically accurate The Odyssey just droppedLink?
>>223926111>Link?https://x.com/imagine/status/2113712964419063911
>>223925423is this playing in cinemas? Oscar eligible? if it’s historically accurate might be a good idea to have it play in schools for educational purposes
>>223925508Whats the point then
>>223925508I seem to recall the initial initial post claimed the flick would be 100% historically accurate
>>223925508Elon claimed it would be when he launched the project.
>>223926170The point is not filling it with shitskins and nogs for leftist political points.
>>223925423>>223926123>fast, disjointed shots glued together>unnatural movementsAI will replace codemonkeys but this is never happening
>>223925423That was pretty cool. I wonder if they will have the dialogue accurate from the books.
>>223926244Lol richest man in the world who constantly lies told a lie. Shocking
How come multi billionaire Elon Musk can't cobble 300 mio dollars together and hire an actual film crew and director to make an actual movie instead of making AI slop like a jeet?
>>223925423wowstill voting dsa.
>>223926382> Fast, disjointed shots glued togetherThat's basically the movie
>>223925423>Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey seriesIs it called "Richard E Grants Very Modern Odyssey"?
is this the October surprise?
>>223925423>historically accurate>story is about physically impossible feats, gods and goddesses, monsters, magic, and events that didn't happen
Musk is really fucking stupid
>>223925423At least it looks better than 8-bit Guy's AI movie that he made with Grok
>>223926545Bro has made me a bunch of money so ill allow it
>>223925423it's not as bad as I thought.
>>223926545money isn't the real economy, it's attention. past like 10-20 million dollars money is totally meaningless. it's all about attention and ego. trying to fill some void that was created in childhood
>>223926561+1000 izzat
You wanted the Odyssey with no diversity agenda and thats what you got, why are you unhappy
>>223926457Because the potentials of AI are much larger than traditional filming.
>>223926382Do you realize that AI is merely in it's infancy? It is in it's earliest days. We are in 1890's film era for AI.
>>223925624They don't have winters it's like 50F and it gets dark at like 7pm not like 2pm
>>historically accuratelike nazism being left wing
There was a webm going around during Nolan Odyssey of AI in the “dark 80s fantasy” style that was 6 million times more kino than this slop.
>>223926643>They don't have winterslfmaotouch grass
>>223925508>He didn't ACTUALLY said he was going to find trillions of fraud, only that I could be found>He didn't really said he'll find the billions in fraud by himself, he said it will be found>He didn't say that hundreds of millions...Elonfags are the scourge of the earth
>>223926601Is it, though? AI has decades of room for improvement? I don't think so
>>223925423Good morning sir.
>>223925423hopefully no niggers, big titted sirens
>>223926601Its still going to happen guys just wait until we make the data centers in space that cover the sun and stop global warming of the ice sheets.
>>223925423Humiliation ritual for rightists
>>223926382Grok is ranked like ~40 in the competition between all of the models from the top frontier labs.It’s the special needs child of the AI world.
>>223925950yes
isnt Grok terrible now
>>223926601COPE
it's so extremely funny that the chuddest chud on earth is so insecure, petty, dumb and ugly
>>223927388>>223927414
>>223926545ketamine is a hell of a drug
>>223925423I'll pass.
it's got potential next step is being able to get a more fluid transition going on between the individual shots, not having to see a single homo erectus is already a vast improvement over bioleninist slop by hollywood
>>223926382AI is this dogshit at coding too, you just dont know how to code so you dont recognize it
>>223925496Yes.
>>223926377but the argument against filling it with shitskins and nogs is historical accuracy
Looks okay to me
ummmm…I…I think I voted for this??
>>223925950Mel movie about the Rapture using AI now!
>>223927660
>>223925423>Nolan makes pozzed version of Odyssey>chuds want revenge>what if we make a significantly worse AIslop version of it?Endless humiation ritual. This is just going to make the Nolan version look like a masterpiece by compare. He has infinite money, why not just get a team of skilled directors/writers/actors/etc and make an actual movie to compete?
>>223925423>I'm going to counter this guy's shitty movie with my own shitty movie>but, I'm going to use my latest gimmick to make the movie for me>could've used his wealth to hire a competent director, writers, and actors>instead, every character sounds like they're moments away from saying "I am Drew Pickles and I am a fag rolf copter swowswowswowswowswows">>223926597I don't know what's worse, people like this guy or the TikTok retards lining up to buy two cups of cold coffee to get a free Needoh?
>>223925423>It's shit.
>>223927974It's particularly frustrating when you realize that if Elon really wanted to positively and significantly change the movie industry, he could afford to fully fund twenty ~$100M dollar blockbuster movies every year for the next twenty years - providing work and opportunities for new writers, directors, actors, and practical and visual effects people for a generation, and making the American public generally entertained and pleased with him - for basically the same amount of money he spent on his Twitter tantrum buyout.
>>223925444https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trireme
>>223928147>Exclusive / Elon Musk makes $1 billion investment in Ellison’s Skydancehttps://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/elon-musk-invests-about-1-billion-skydance-cnbc-reports-2026-10-22/
absolute slop
>>223925992Why would any rational white person want to set foot in France for the foreseeable future?
>>223928757this is weak hasbara mr rabbi
>>223925423>Try to full screen>"Log in or create an account"SUCK MY BALLS ELON
>>223925423Elon already has trillions of dollars to his name. Even if this made a billion dollars, like Nolan's Odyssey did, that would be a drop in an ocean for him. I can't fathom why he cares about this so much. Never mind the inconvenient fact that this is not going to make a billion dollars.
>>223925673>Great work Elon!You mean "great work Grok" has AI bot who actually made this AI slop.
>>223928972And he's still an unhappy drug addict
lol, there really is no escaping the "AI" look huh?
>>223928191Only marginally less anachronistic in a film about the 12th century BC than dragon ships.
>>223929218Love how in the first scene whenever they speak they always look directly into the camera or at nobody in particular.
>>223927809nah niggers are just unpleasant to look at
>>223928191Viking longboats are not triremes
>>223926601>2 more years guy, seriously. Hollywood is finishedGood Morning Sir
>>223925673ummm it's called WINE DARK you stupid tranny
kind of embarrassing tbqh
>>223925423evil cannot create...
>>223925771>narratorlmao what? Just tell the story with amazing and jaw-dropping SI visuals!
family guy did the illiad and it's *still* more accurate
>>223928757>>223928935Israel promotes Western values like ethnic cleansing and genocide
>>223929490No, not two more years. Two more years for the first movies and shows made with AI to roll out? Sure. But give it ten years, twenty years, thirty years. I don't think you low-IQ fagits understand. 2026 is like 1990 for the internet. Very few people heard of it and even fewer could understand the impact it would have on the whole of humanity in over the next several decades. AI is going to change everything as you know it.
>>223929076truke'd
>>223929218Credit where credit is due, these days AI can pump out extremely well polished turds
>>223929218This is low tier ai
>>223929850>Credit where credit is due, these days the printing press can pump out extremely well polished turds
Odyssey is a MYTHOLOGY aka A FAIRY TALEIts not real, so it can't be historically accurate. At this point historical accuracy is a dog whistle for racism "whites only"
>>223929926I see. You're saying that the problem is that only mentally handicapped non-whites like yourself use it, hence the deluge of shit with an oily sheen.
Why is AI so bad at everything they say it’s good at? They never bring attention to the things it’s actually good at
>>223925423Fuck Nolan and Elon's version, I've got the real Odyssey movie I can watch anytime.
It's worse than I expected. Incredibly badly paced and the dialog is exceptionally awful. It reminds me a bit of Red Rising tier slop where there are no real characters and the story only exists as a shallow setup for the next super masculine "epic" scene. The battle scenes are still terrible with too many jump cuts and facial features still often morph between cuts. I'd still like to see what a decent director could do with AI instead of a complete hack.
>>223925423>cavalry charge (on a beach lol)>infantry holds spears up for no reason>historically accuratethis is garbage, and it's not full length.Also they all look like rugged vikings, before the war even started?
>>223926799This picture is famous exactly because snow is so fucking rare in aegean.
>>223925423It's been four months, and Chuds are still seething over The Odyssey
