I AM GOD HERE
>>223925958he said calmly
What if, and hear me out..What if.. Dumbledore was Smartcowwindow
POTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH DID YOU LEAK THE CRITICAL PHP VULNERABILITIES SEVERAL HOURS BEFORE THE EMERGENCY PATCHES ARE DUE TO BE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC?THE HOGWARTS SERVERS HAVE HAD TO BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT HARRY, THE MINISTRY'S REMOTE CODE EXECUTION WAS SO FAR UP MY BACKEND THAT THEY STOLE ALL THE HIDDEN CAMERA FOOTAGE FROM THE RAVENCLAW GIRLS BATHROOMS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT POTTER DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO TO ME? THEY MANAGED TO UNCENSOR MY NAME FROM THE EPSTEIN FLOO NETWORK LOGS TOO! THE HUFFLEPUFFS ARE ALL CALLING THEMSELVES JANE DOE!GRAB MISS GRANGER'S TIME TURNER AND THE INVISIBILITY CLOAK, WE'RE RETRIEVING ALL THOSE CAMERAS. YOU-KNOW-WHO FORBID I EVER GET OUTED FOR BEING A BLOODY HETERO! 200 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR UP-FRONT WITH ANOTHER THOUSAND PER CAMERA RETRIEVED!
>>223925958Harry, your naive idiocy makes me anGRYYYYY
>>223926352>YOU-KNOW-WHO FORBID I EVER GET OUTED FOR BEING A BLOODY HETERO!perfection
