Make him addicted to porn.
Jokes on you I’m addicted to hookers
>>223926351In Soviet Russia, porn is addicted to you.
>>223926351>Audience goes crazy as Truman retreats to the basement for a 6th goon session in one day
>>223926351>make sure he instantly rationalizes away all advice on improvement
>>223926351Now. Make him say the N-Word around his coworkers at the water cooler...
Trap or Futa?
>give him a 3DS >now have his friends talk to him about girl’s peeing>now…we wait….
>>223926841Make him start with some vanilla stuff and then move on to more degrading stuff
>make him donate to camgirls
>>223926351Try to limit yourself to 3 a day, then gradually make it 2, then 1. Pretty soon you'll find yourself indulging only at special occasions or social events
Make him keep coming back to the stuff that is so pathetic he feels lower than an alcoholic, like bbc porn. That should induce adohenia and tank our viewership, but yolo.
>>223926351>have the front pages of all of his favorite porn sites only show fauxcest no matter how many times he refreshes or leaves and comes back>now call him an antisemitic conspiracy theorist for mentioning this
>>223926351oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223928811That's not Tim Curry
>>223926351One day you'll realize you were never Truman, you've always been ChristofThen what will you do
>>223926351>turn anon into a fatfag >ship him pallets of beer>send him on a date with the fattest ghetto trash you can find>buy him a wheelchair
>>223926351>good. Now have him escalate to cooming to shemale porn (imagining he's the shemale) while tweaking on amphetamine.
>>223926351>Get him addicted to porn to the point he cannot go a day without it>merely looking at the screen should induce lustful thoughts>insert gay thoughts into his mind and as his addiction worsens and normal videos don’t work for himBros I think this is how they get you
>>223929783It’s getting bad bros. How do I beat this addiction? I tried approaching women but they all reject me so porn is my only release. I got a fleshlight but I can’t even get hard without porn to fuck it. What do I do? How do I control myself for 90 days? Did any of you do it?
>>223929783>>223929872I've gone 30 and I felt very different. But I always relapse. Porn is hard to quit because unlike booze it has minimal phyisical aftereffects so you can convince yourself it isn't that bad every time you go back. Haven't found a solution yet, probably won't. Don't really feel things anymore, music does nothing for me most days.
>>223926878It was never supposed to BE THIS WAY
>>223930044I don’t think coming to this site is helping fix our predicament but yeah if any bros beat it let me know how. I accept I am an addict and I wanna change. Please puppet master guy. Help me.
>>223929872Okay, you know how you have a dick, and you have hands?
>>223930044You shouldn’t go that long without masturbating. It not only kills your sperm quality but also makes you more prone to prostate cancer.
>>223930148Oh NOW ya tell me!
>Make him call people brown on 4chan and think he's "based"
>>223930095I will say that even though he deserved to be put down and was definitely too far gone and also an actual psychopath or at least sociopath, he is in actuality a victim of CP and was in a sense abused as a child himself from the propagation and dissemination of CP. Being curious about girls and shit like them peeing is completely normal for a young boy, him looking that up and being able to find it and even more disgusting pedophile shit at such a young age absolutely destroyed his brain and completely ruined his innocence.
>>223929872>>223930044Never give up hope. Try a 12 step group. I attend a virtual SAA meeting every week (I should do more often) and even though I haven’t stopped yet, it’s encouraging to see bros (of all ages, races, religious inclinations, etc.) who have some of the same struggles and are fighting the same demons. And they’re good, decent guys, and they see you fit the good decent guy you are too. You don’t have to have any sobriety to show up to a meeting, just the desire to stop. No one’s gonna shame you about it. No matter what just keep trying and don’t give up.
>>223926351>Now put Protein+ in the Beer.
>Tweak the algo>Make it showing only the best videos and fetishes he's into>Immediately display the recommended videos on the side so he can't avoid them>"Sir he has 350 active tabs and it's his 9th browser">Good, now slow down every single video downloader plugin available
No Fap is important because it stops you getting erections. Eventually if all goes well you'll never get an erection again. Erections are gay.
>mfw reading this thread right after i started downloading pornshit, i should bail before this gets really out of hand, shouldn't i?
>Drugshe quit>boozehe quit>smokeshe quit>now do pornmfw
>>223926878That alex guy is guilty for his predicament. It was entrapment.
>>223930871>downloading pornYour already at end stage addiction, hoss.
>>223930044>it has minimal phyisical aftereffects so you can convince yourself it isn't that badHave you considered that it really just isn't that bad? You guys take shit too seriously. Just jerk off, have a good laugh at the degenerate shit you just watched, and get on with your day.
>>223931878The problem is when you start getting twisted and gooning to things that wrench your sexuality into shapes that you don'twant to take. Like you pretend to be the girl in the video, etc.
>>223930871What are you downloading?
>>223931848well at least it can't get any worse>>223932121i'm gonna be honest with you anon mostly futa and religious rp pics
Porn isn't addictive, you just lack any self control.
>>223932295crab bucket moment
>wake up>piss and make breakfast>shuffle to pc chair and open up some tabs>search my favorite reddit sloots to see if they uploaded anything new>check for new of/fansly leaks for my faves>goon mostly to redgifs (best free site tbqh)>sometimes goon to chaturbate if i'm feeling something live and some good sluts are on>three hours pass and my breakfast is only half eaten>wasted a good fifth of my day on porn (technically more than a fifth if it's a work day)>mfw
>>223926351""""Porn"""" Doesn't even exist. It's just human flesh. If you can't even handle digital images of naked human flesh you should kys
>>223926351no one is addicted to porn. you can only cum so much. you arent just watching porn randomly all day or have to go watch it immediately every chance you get.
>>223929181no, I'm not an asshole
>>223926351no one can make anyone addicted to porn except the person themselves
>>223932455>>223932331
>>223932547>>223932331It's not though. I looked up the definition of crab bucket. And literally people more successful than you make and do porn lol.
>>223932531Except porn isn't a drug. It's just naked women. That's not addiction it's just horniness.
>>223932570>doesn't know what crab bucket meansYou 12?The crab bucket is you telling people to kill themselves over a problem they are having. You are clearly also miserable and want to spread it.
>>223932587the easy dopamine rush from simulated sex is worse than a drug
>>223932628That's not what it means idiot, look it up lol. You're probably the semen retention idiot from /x/.You will never be successful idiot. Kys.
>>223932631No it's not it's just an orgasm you fucking idiot. A drug is external payload that binds to chemoreceptor.. WhateverI don't need to argue to idiots. Bye.
>>223932635I accept your concession.
>>223932631>woooorse than a drugLol kys dumbass you've never done drugs in your life either.
>>223932645bye, have fun ruining your brain with porn.
>>223932657I didn't concede, idiot. Learn to read English. You're prolly one of those "I want muh stay at home trad wife" Larpers who won't accept the true nature of women, that they are all whores and innately jewish
>>223932669>ruining your brainToo funny. The post nut clarity I get makes me brain function at excesses unlike if it was clouded by unreleased semen. Do you accept my concession now retard? Lmao
>>223932662i have done many: LSD, molly, DMT, coke. all those things are expensive. porn is free and available to anyone with an internet connection. and just like a drug, you get a tolerance for porn and the stuff that you used to get you off isn't enough anymore, so many slide deeper and deeper into niche fetishes that destroy any hope for normal human interaction.
>>223928811Came here to say this
>>223932692you're too far gone already. i wish you luck, you're going to need it.
>>223926351
>>223932737>>223932710>being this terrified of naked womenLMFAOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i've been a porn addict for decades and only finally giving noporn an actual go at the start of this year. haven't looked at porn since jan 1st so this is the longest i've ever gone in my life. i've been trying nofap on and off as well since i had unhealthy masturbation habits. i got a gf recently and still find myself suffering from ED - i get hard sometimes during the day, morning wood every morning but still cannot get it up from physical contact. shit sucks. I wonder if i'm just permanently broken and cannot repair that link from my brain to my dick
>>223932433same but pixiv
>>223926351>make everybody keep assuring him their on his side, but have them keep doing things that minimize his sense of identity>make them call him crazy for asking about it>now blast him with sexual imagery but make it so that the only girls who are ever open and receptive to him are girls are waitresses and bartenders
>>223933000CheckedAlso it helps that porn quality has dropped off a cliff.
>>223932220Religious rp? No clue what that is.Futa? Like ella hollywood.
>>223930148Kill yourself
>>223933134>Religious rp? No clue what that is.roleplay, as in captions and shit. Think church-girls in this particular case.>Futa? Like ella hollywood.no, that's a tranny, completely different.
Any decent image gallery sites with good tags? I used to use motherless but it shut down
>>223933393Didnt request board on here also get shutdown?
>make him practice piano but not practice reading sheet music
>>223926351An actual porn addiction is an exceedingly rare thing to have, organisations dedicated to it are run by people who think any amount of consumption constitutes an addiction.
>>223930600>now make him force claude to code a new plugin that solves all the download speed problems like a wizard>now make him regret that because its only going to be used for bad
>>223934862>have him learn sheet music and the japanese alphabets but make him forget everything by distracting him with unproductive vices
>>223926351How do you even get addicted? All i need is 5 minutes and this day is closed, interest in women lost.
>>223933000did you ever read that /fit/ post where anon starts losing a ton of weight and feels 'worthy' enough to finally jack off to the hotter anime girls?
>>223932295Wrong
>>223932645Arousal is better than the orgasm
>it's a Truman gets a new fetish but it's extremely niche so there is almost no content online and any girl he asks to do the fetish together IRL would be freaked out episodeThe writers really like this storyline, it has been happening at least once a season since the puberty arc
>>223933000>hasn't looked at porn>browses here when every other post is some goon bait or blatant pornSuuuurrreee anon
>>223935126This, I have no idea how people act otherwise. Orgasms are great, but there is no way sex would worth it just for the orgasm alone, it's intense, but it's everything leading up to it that's really worthwhile, and the actual act of cumming is just a capstone of the whole experience that lets it finish nicely, rather than something that you're aiming for outright, unless you're a woman who can't get off at all or something.
>>223926878I don’t wanna get a rash!!!
