Don't destroy your friendships with women by confessing your stupid feelings to them.
>>223926821I'm still saying it ought to be illegal to sell black magic artifacts as party favors.
that's true though
>>223926821More like make your feelings and intentions clear from the get go rather than pretending to be her friend. Or better yet, don't bother ever trying to be friends with women at all. Women make terrible friends and they're infinitely less interesting when the prospect of their pussy is off the table.
>>223926821>Don't destroy your friendships with women by confessing your stupid feelings to them.
>friendship>women
>>223926821The real moral of the story is don't rape your possessed friend
>>223926865>Women make terrible friends and they're infinitely less interesting when the prospect of their pussy is off the table.This right here. I was friends with one, it was pretty good, but once we fucked for some time. She started to bore me.
You wouldn't get it, moid
>>223927088That comic raises a lot of questions
>>223927088girl who try to step up and actually try to cut out the friendship too for the orbiter's sake end up dealing with them begging to get back into the friendzone. desperate, real begging. there's really nothing to be done, anything more might provoke real violence
>>223927088I might be reading this backwards because I'm not a dyslexic weebleboo wannabe, but it's pretty dumb.
>>223926865I don't understand this argument, don't you realise men fall in love with girls BECAUSE they spent time with them as friends? They can't make their intentions clear from the get go because the feelings come later
>>223927088>ew gross I don't want to date some guy I just met I want to be friends first>ew gross I don't want to date my friend he had some ulterior motive this whole time
>>223926821I have friendships with men and sex with women.
Women are right to see red flags in men who "want to be friends". No real male wants to be friends with a woman and they let that be known right at the start. Why would you waste all that time instead of making your intentions known from the start? You either get rejected or you score, all without having to pretend you're interested in whatever performative crap she's involved in at the time or listening to stories about her dumb cat. Only the absolute bottom of the barrel beta males allow themselves to be in the friend zone and if they do it's entirely their fault, not the woman's.
Destroy all your female friendships by letting them know your feelings (ie go away you’re annoying or let’s have sex).
>>223927301That gives women the ick since it makes it clear that her body alone wasn't enough to interest you, and that makes her insecure about any prospective relationship.
>>223927301You are 100% a virgin, aren't you?
>>223926875This. Not a friendship if you’re just aloser orbiter waiting for a chance. “She’s like a sister to me.” Whatever bro, you’re not fooling anyone
>>223926821How many more threads about this dogshit movie will there be? And why are they all about the same 3 topics?I'm seriously starting to believe that this movie was a psyop of sorts, and everyone's falling for it
>>223926821zoomers can't help it, they have to share everything just like the rest of us have to sleep or drink water. they were never taught how or why to keep a secret, because keeping secrets is a toxic masculine trait.
>>223927472I do not agree with this. I still do not believe that the only reason a male/female friendship would develop is because of the romantic desires of one or both parties.
>>223927567Why did you bump this thread
>>223927610>male/female friendshipNot a real thing because women don't have actual interests. If you've interacted with women before you'd know this.
>>223927610Adult women are definitely suspicious. There's a gray zone in the teens and early 20s though when plenty of women aren't virgins. They're fine with a guy wanting to be a friends if they're a virgin because it's a nice story for them to lose their virginity to. After they lose it, they become suspicious of guys that just want to be friends. They see them either as predators (bad) or virgins (bad).
>>223927301>>223927557The only men I've ever met who value friendship when it comes to getting a girlfriend have been naive virgins who don't understand women.
>>223927567Are you serious, it was the same thing with Drive and Blade Runner. It's a movie about a lonely sad guy that has this psuedo relationship with some girl that is in noway way healthy or sustainable. If Ryan Reynolds had played this role the answer to your question would be never.
>>223927610Are you gay? Why would be friendswith a woman for? Go shopping? Watch some chick flick together? Talk about guys you want fuck? Only in recent times have men and women been forced to spend so much time together. In the past men off and hunt and then wars or spend all their time working the land or trade. You’d get a wife for procreation and taking care of the kids not to spend time with
>>223927630I have and have had multiple friendly relationships with women. I swear it's only autismos who think the only reason to ever speak to a woman is for the purposes of procreation that argue this.
>>223927697>Go shopping? Watch some chick flick together? Talk about guys you want fuck?kek
>>223927735friendly is different from friend
>>223927735So you're a virgin?
>>223927751No. Granted I haven't had sex in sometime but, no, I'm not.
>>223926821he didn’t confess his feelings that was the whole point
>>223927735>I swear it's only autismos who think the only reason to ever speak to a woman is for the purposes of procreation that argue this.I never speak to women more than I have to. I don't go out of my way to be rude or anything but I'm short with them and try to end the conversation as quickly as possible. The reason I do this is because I've been in long term relationships and know how boring and vapid women are. I do not believe men and women can be friends because they are too different and the only men I've met who do believe it are incredibly naive and inexperienced.
>>223927088Actually the bottom man is 4chann
>>223927961me on the bottom
>>223927892Or betas. Yeah I can barely stand my girlfriend and put up with it because she’s freaky. Being “friends” and not even getting sex? Hahah fuck that
>>223926821>Moral of the storyDon't buy pagan voodoo crap from non-White vendors
I think that's only possible if you're already getting hoes. Dealing with attractive women is torture when you're a virgin.
>>223927961What is he gonna do with this rope?
>>223926821moral of the story is in the title of the movie. he was obsessed with her, it destroyed him. making her obsessed with him destroyed her. it's a simple "be careful what you wish for" story.i think the reason so many people seem to not understand it is the lack of general education. young people are fucking dumb now. IQ levels seem to be dropping by the year. schools stopped reading the classic fairytales to children because theyre racist or some shit so they've never heard of hansel and gretel or monkeys paw. to them this is all about how MEN ARE BAD
>>223928151The needful, just like bear.
>>223928192>it's a simple "be careful what you wish for" story.but he didnt wish for her to randomly break free from the spell for moments at a time
>>223927428And I've got news for you...that means you're not gay.
There are endless episodes of Smallville about this.
The exaggerated horror elements actually detract from its potential. What if she would have acted like a normal loving girlfriend, and the dilemma was simply the guilt of forcing her to love you against her will. Because his intent was innocent and he had no reasonable way out you really can't blame anything but the unfair wish.
>>223926821>friendships with womenReal funny op
>>223928255>Because his intent was innocentMedia literacy check: failed.
Never watched this. I picked up some of the stories by imageboard osmosis. Then asked AI the name of the show. Claude couldn't tell me
>>223928321/tv/ made me believe this was some huge hit
>>223926875I have a couple friends who are women. It's pretty nice to get their opinions on things sometimes.
>>223928321It's called Perversion
>>223926821Moral of the story: be friends or don't. But if you have feelings take your shot. If you don't accept you're her friend. Frankly, stay friends with her and cool off of your feelings and she'll probably eventually fuck you anyway. This has been my experisnce. I've rarely had a female friend I didn't eventually have sex with.
>>223926871Why do they all do these theater kids faces?
>>223928321It's called Enthusiastic.
>>223926821thisjust stay in the friendzone forever goy
>>223927961i look like this and say this
If you aren't into video games or youtube streamers or gambling, then friendships with dudes are almost pointless. That, and women are better at doing the procedural stuff of outreach and integrating people in to the broader friend group. So there is actual real value here. But you gotta have a bitch of your own to get the rewards of actual female friendship before they let you in.
>>223928480>If you aren't into video games or youtube streamers or gambling, then friendships with dudes are almost pointless.Based tard
>>223928210he didn't wish for her to piss herself either. the writers added their own "horror" extras, like the number on the back of the box being the number for some sort of purgatory or hell where you can hear her screaming in the background.
>>223926821>women>friendship
>>223927428Okay, this is based, LOL!
>>223928529The whole movie is weird with some foid-tier shock horror, like her making him a sandwich with cat meat.
>>223926821Can you guys stop talking abput this movie already?
>>223926821>friendships with women
>>223927683Loneliness or not, I despised this film. It was such cra, nothing but jumpscares and all people talk about is the discourse it generates. It's like a film made to generate arguments online, it's such crap
>>223928703Thhat's what I'm saying too, Anon. Not only do thay keep talking about Slopsession, it's the same 3 things over and over.>Whathisface is a rapist and an incel>Whatshisface should've gone for the other chick>Some trite nonsense about modern relationships that the film barely addresses and some Anon made up in their headAnd the film itself was generic horror slop with "muh rape themes" shoved in. Definitely worth 3 threads a day!
>>223928480are you one of those Scandinavians that act nothing like normal humans?
>>223926846You'll get my illegal fully-automatic hollow point unicorn horn wand when you pry it from my cold, undead hands.
>>223926821That's terrible advice, shoot your shot and then move on.
Bear is like 10x the chad the coworker was. Not sure why she would go out with that fat loser and not Bear.
>>223927961Must be nice being a social butterfly.
what if bear did this instead?
>>223928625>like her making him a sandwich with cat meat.well she knew bear loved the cat so he wanted him to eat his love as served by her, so that the love for the cat became her love
>friendships with womenWhats the point? They are shit for networkibng.
>>223927088>if you think this state of affairs is dumb you’re not a real man o algothis is what millennials actually believe
>>223927557What the fuck did you mean by this
>>223927301The new numale meta is to pretend this doesn’t happen because it threatens hypergamy to expect women to be consistent
>>223929951They are buck broken>UH OH I BETTER NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT FEELS RIGHT FOR ME AS A MAN BECAUSE FEMINISM SAYS ITS ICKY
>>223928860because it’s feminist fiction and that gives them plausible deniability to say looks don’t matter (they do)
>>223928407
>>223928287Magic isn’t real
>>223928192She knew he liked her and continued to play with him
>>223927536Yeah women think if your penis isn’t inside of her right now then it never will beThey are really stupid and enabling them is the worst mistake humanity has ever made
>>223927472This is written assuming men hide their attraction to women which isn’t trueWe usually can’t help but make it obvious and women always knowYour post and the feminist gambit is to pretend they can’t tell when guys like them (they can)
>>223927301Nah, if you aren't flirting or romantically interested after the first few times you interact with a woman you are probably already friend zoned. The long term friend to lover thing is rare and is a movie trope.
>>223930190that means she was never interested
>>223930190So then how the fuck do you know if you should go for it or not
>>223930190I was friends with this girl and she was sending me nudes of herself routinely and apparently that isn't a sign of interest
>>223926821>dont tell a girl you like them>cry about the friendzoneWhy are chudcels like this?
>>223930510I’ve friendzoned many womenThis is feminists coping so they can keep leading men on
>>223930333it’s rape to expect women to not hide how they feel at all times while manipulating you
>>223928831>You'll get my illegal fully-automatic hollow point unicorn horn wand when you pry it from my cold, undead hands.Pffft didn't even spring for the fully-automatic elder wood with phoenix core, what are you poor?
Idk why people have this notion that you can't be friends with women. Do you guys just want to fuck every woman you meet? You're attracted to literally every woman on planet Earth? I'm friends with women who I can't even get boners for because they're in their 30s and have kids already, but we have similar interests and get along well.
>>223927735>I have and have had multiple friendly relationships with women. I swear it's only autismos who think the only reason to ever speak to a woman is for the purposes of procreation that argue this.Nah just men who have actually been in a relationship. If you're able to actually be "friends" with a woman I have to question if you rode the short bus. Everything they want is so vapid and stupid for the most selfishly myopic reasons. There isn't a single minute of your day that's worth talking about to a woman you aren't fucking. Though I suppose if you're effeminate enough to bother with gossip you might fit right in with a bunch of holes.
>>223926846That there isn't some SCP foundation regulatory body locking those things away is crazy
>>223930724>Everything they want is so vapid and stupid for the most selfishly myopic reasons.99% of men are no different.
>>223930793>99% of men are no different.Incorrect most men at least have to work for a living doing something resembling actual work. This at the very least raises the above women the vast majority of men have a tale or two of something worthwhile they've accomplished with their own two hands. That alone raises them above women and makes them more human.Let me know when women start taking the actual hard work of society instead of just complaining that everything they do is hard.
>>223930677>Do you guys just want to fuck every woman you meet?Only the pretty ones
>>223930847Ok? The men work and are still vapid and have nothing interesting to say, making any sort of engagement with them pointless. These men come to all the same dumb conclusions as the women do, and them being wagies doesn't really make that any better.
>>223926821That's the thing he DIDN'T confess his feelings.
>>223930922Why didn’t she confess hers?
>>223931142How does this support op?
>>223926821>friendships with women>friendships
>>223931142She was already getting some from Ian
>I’ve friendzoned many women>This is feminists coping so they can keep leading men on
>>223930510That's probably the first retarded furry tranny to ever make sense.
>>223929984obviously that only virgins think you can befriend women
>What's the point of friendships with women?Obviously to have free sex with them.
>>223926821>Incels on 4chan cant be friends with women without have an autistic meltdownlol
>>223927088Yeah... completely out of the blue, right?
>>223932181if you wait that long to make a move she's probably got the ick from you and i don't blame her. Stop pussyfooting around and just ask her out
What's the opinion on reconciliation?
>>223932302>getting together again after she went and fucked other menGreat idea
>>223928583They can be valuable, especially by asking their take on girls that you are interested in and/or dating.
If any anons ITT want a girlfriend then the first order of business is to stop browsing 4chan (formerly 4channel)
>>2239324314chanel (french pronunciation) helped me get my white wife
>>223928743learning how to be friends with women helps you understand how retarded they are, which is why i'm grateful i had sisters growing up. Chuds will laugh but incorporating "feminine" qualities or relationships in your life makes it more fulfilling and helps you better understand people and love deeper
>>223932595>learning how to be friends with women helps you understand how retarded they aremost of us learned that from either our first girlfriends or advice from our fathers
>>223930190This, being friends with a straight woman is a meme. She either immediately shows attraction or never will. Life isn't some fairy tale where you slowly build up attraction over weeks. Attraction is instantaneous.
>>223932624well it is like that if you’re both virgins, but if one of the people in that dynamic isn’t a virgin it’s hopeless
>>223930847Hey, man. I know you work hard and I just wanted to thank you for that hand job you sold me last week.
>>223932652lol
>>223932033WHO is that
>>223932262>Stop pussyfooting around and just ask her outi do as i please, bitch
>>223932715>I waste my time like a retarded betaNo one's stopping you
>>223932652Virginity has nothing to do with it. The first thing everyone does man or woman is assess whether or not they would procreate with that person. That's the entire point of being in a relationship to spread your genes and continue your bloodline. Why do you think there are so many single mothers?
