>be JJ Abrams>mental retard who has failed at life>claim you love Star Wars when you only love ANH because of the one time you saw it when you were ten (you don't like the rest of the OT and hate the PT so much that you plan to make the first line in your movies a jab towards them and keep asking to add Jar Jar's skeleton somewhere in the film)>be so fucking retarded you genuinely can't even remember what planet Leia was princess of and you can't even understand what the Empire wants, both of which the movie makes incredibly apparent (you haven't actually rewatched ANH in thirty years)>connect this with your retarded "technique" where you create mysteries with no planned solution and stall them out before giving them the worst ending possible>admit you "like" Star Wars more than Star Trek and call Trek pretentious>get hired to do BOTH SW and ST>fuck both franchises up permantently because you're an absolute cretin>whine that le chuds heckin' hate the minorities o algoIs there a dumber motherfucker in this planet than this faggot? I'd feel offended if I actually had mental retardation and was compared to him, cause even people with Down Syndrome are a trillion times smarter.
>>223927834>Is there a dumber motherfucker in this planet than this faggot?Yes, you.
>quickly scan through OPs chudbabble because I have a feeling I know what this is really about>notice the line about unresolved mysteries in thereLmao chuds still asshurt that they can’t understand LOST in 2779AUC 15 years after it ended. Also JJ wasn’t the writer for LOST nor were mysteries ever unanswered.
>>223927834People tend to forget that one of the reasons why Star Wars was so revered (and got an Oscar for best original script) was because it was genuinely a well-told story that conveyed information with image and sound instead of expository dialogue.And yes, Abrams is a retard and so are RLM for shilling for him to do Star Wars.
>>223927834His idea of diversity is brown humans. Lucas's idea is a rich galaxy full all sorts of life. They're not the same.
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>>223928103Yep. Star Wars was ruined by him and KK.
>>223928161And Ruin Jackass and Filfaggot
>>223927834His star trek movies are way more forgiveable than the star wars movies. Trek 09 is pretty good and the rest are just action schlock
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>>223928103Well he is jewish
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