>First, we'll try anon's blood...
SINGLES PROVE I'M NOT THE THING
>>223928322WINDOWS BLAST IT!
>>223928322
Blood tests can't prove you're a virgin, can they?
>>223928313This is bullshit OP Fucking bullshit
>What a crock of shit
>>223928322>>223928388sack em
>>223928388ANOTHER ONE!
>>223928388!!
it could be you, it could be me, it could even be
>>223928313These tests are a waste of time... What are the odds of me getting trips?
You're just paranoid. I ain't see no THANG!
It's too quiet in hereA little too too quiet
>>223928313Go ahead-you'll find nothing but good old fashioned HIV
>>223928322>>223928388>>223928399>IF IT'S BROWN! BURN IT DOWN!
>>223928313just ate a pack of fresh pasta two cans of tuna and some mushrooms, shallots and pesto.how about you guys
>>223928313now i'll show you what i already know
No same digits here, MacI'm clean
>>223928322AHHHHH
i got some j&b in a flask and now i need to buy some more j&b, also their bottles look badass and i would never throw them away and i may drink water out of em
Im not a thing.
>>223928322MAC WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER!
i'll show you what i already know
There's nothing that burning the tasty blood samples will prove Mac
I’m all better now I promise
I'LL KILL YOUUU
I'm fine, dude, no need to test me, I likely don't even matter enough to be a suitable host..
>>223928322>22
>>223929761I'm glad Fox made it out alive of that subway
I'm human, just chill bro
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ain't no thaaang niggaain't no thang but a chickenwang
>>223928313The Thing has different innards than real beings. There's no way The Thing has a similair digestive track. I propose that we all shit our pants to prove we are human. Even if it has an ass, its poop is gonna come out all red.
Just from the one brilliant decision to use the same shot and same prop arm for a couple scenes prior (second-to-last blood test and the "I figured you'd feel that way" moment) they were able to pull off the most effective jump scare ever. Carpenter's craft was unmatched
