It was a different time kinos.
>>223928664A Clockwork Orange Hollow ManIrreversible
>>223928664Me and my dad jacked off together during this scene
>>223928731A wholesome bonding ritual.
>>223928664When did enjoying hot women become taboo?
>>223928731Teaching opportunity.
>1999>Jim livestreams nude Nadia to his friends>haha, boys will be boys>2026 remake>Jim livestreams Nadia to his friends>a few days later, Jim is awaken by a joint FBI/state police pre-dawn raid, and accused of illegal recordings, cyberstalking and, depending on whether Nadia is 18 or not, production and distribution of CSAM
>>223928664
>>223928913Age-gap laws.
>>223928664dude, i'll never forget watching this movie when it first came out for rental on vhs. Was waatching it in my room with my little brother, right then the tit/masturbation scene with here came on my mom happened to come in and started watching it with us. I thought she was just coming in to say hi or check in on us, but she sits downa dn starting watching i at the "worst" part. it was so fucking awkward, then after a few minutes she left making some comment about how this must be the modern day porkys or something. whew at least she didnt freak out.
>>223928664>>223928913>Revenge of the Nerds 2026 remake>The Tri-Lambdas go to prison for breaking and entering, sexual battery, voyeurism, distribution of "revenge porn", and rape. And they all, ironically, get raped in prison (Lamar didn't mind much).
>>223929391There is some kind of universal law about that. God is a freak.
>>223929295nope, producing that kind of content is highly illegal regardless of the producer's age. many teenage girls have been arrested for sending their own nudes to boys their own age.
>>223928766Jews
>>223928913>>2026 remake>>Jim livestreams Nadia to his friends>>a few days later, Jim is awaken by a joint FBI/state police pre-dawn raid, and accused of illegal recordings, cyberstalking and, depending on whether Nadia is 18 or not, production and distribution of CSAM>Things that never happened
>>223928664>AGAIN??
>>223929500>mom walks in to talk to me while I'm watching Sweet Sweetback's Baaadasss Song with some friends>just as the unsimulated sex scene is happening>hit pause out of panic hoping she won't look at the screen>she talks at me for 5 minutes, finally leaves>hit play>scene ends one second later
>>223928664HE PAUSES SHAVING AND HE TELLS HIMSELF THAT HE IS THE BOMB SHE HAS HER CURLERS SETHER CREDIT CARDS ARE PAYING THE FUNDS
>I'm just a quirky jewish guy with below average looks dating the hottest blonde in school
>>223931389You can tell he was originally meant to be the lead but he was the most boring character so they cut around him. Also, Casey Affleck plays his older brother. https://youtu.be/SsBNuLXWRnM?is=zqcdPCiZ40UMN5_C
>>223928913laws change with technology
>>223928664>>223928913>scene is used to advertise movie >twitter blue check named ~~~RIOT GIRL~~~ sees it> “umm how is this not grown men forcing a young girl to expose herself for other grown men?” >37m views on tweet >backlash occurs >movie pulled from theaters
>>223928766when our captors started devoting energy to humiliating us instead of entertaining us2010's and on is the mask off stuff
>>223931389>>223931415The tongue tornado makes american pie cunnilingus kino along with the 5th element and cruel intentions.
>>223928664This is the uncontested first spot. You can watch this with no one, a clone of you would just leave the room. And it's not really worth it to get the reference. The goon edit doesn't give enough context either so you can't really "get it".
>>223932888It’s kind of cheating to list non-mainstream movies directed by European perverts.
>>223928731The worst part is I don't think this guys trolling...
>>223928731based
>>223931415Nah the film is named after something Jim does and the most famous scene is of him, he was always the lead
he was so fucking cute. this guy would absolutely not be struggling to get laid
>>223933073Well, the whole "book of love" thing doesn’t really go anywhere and feels out of place. I think Jason Biggs was popping more so they cut out Kevin scenes and put Jim more front and center.
>>223933115You’re a gay guy and will fuck anything, so your input doesn’t carry much weight.
>>223933155
>>223928664Van WilderDude, Where's My Car?Euro Trip (specifically because Road Trip is boring)personal pick: The Girl Next DoorNot Another Teen MovieHarold and Kumar Go to White Castle and of course American Pie 1-3. Reunion is kind of just ok at best
>>223933155remember when you were a kid and movies like this were genuinely tantalizing
>>223933115I heard he has a huge penis and is dynamite in bedplus they say he beat up stifler
>>223933155>>223933177Based
>>223933194Cerina Vincent is an underrated early 00s babe.
>>223933272Before Jamie Pressly became a sign that you're about to watch a truly awful movie...
>>223933241Yeah
>>223933272>cultural appropriation
>>223933315sniff
>>223933315Cinema
>>223933272
>>223928766Around 2012 or 2013 it started, then when gamergate happened they had to double down and speed up the timeline
>>223933775Based
>>223928731Now tell us you were 14 yo.
>>223933315
>>223934139
>>223934139>>223934417She also got naked in Cabin Fever
>1999>on AOL dial up>call people slurs in AOL chatroom>get signed off>password doesn't work anymore>family calls AOL>they read out all the shit I said in the AOL chatroom>literally forced to apologize to wagie over the phone and promise I'll never say it again>after we apologize they reconnect our AOLWild West era internet my ass. Imagine if American internet companies tried that shit today.
>>223934139>>223934417Cute
>>223934554I feel like this isn't accurate to how AOL treated edgy kids back then. You would just get kicked or banned.
>>223934554Absolutely bullshit story.
>>223934528She was also naked in the crappy 2007 TV movie "Manchild", you get to see her nipples and ass there
>>223934554>not using netzero
>>223934663Sure. Next thing you'll say Penis inspection Day wasnt a thing at your school either
>>223933308You watch Jamie’s movies to see Jamie. Everything else is irrelevant.
>>223934583
>>223935028Nice
>>223935066
>>223934897>Penis inspection Day wasnt a thing at your school either>he wasn't one of the kids who had a doctors note skill issue
>>223935223Tummy kino
>>223928664it didn't really make sense that she would start masturbating in his bedroom when they were supposed to be doing homework downstairs. who jerks off in some random person's house like that
>>223933775
>>223935066>>223935397
>>223935544
>>223935066Why did she scream in horror? was the pussy THAT hairy?
>>223935578That's funny
>>223935352Bold and adventurous people. Depending on how good looking and how desirable the other person finds you, it could go your way. She didnt suddenly feel the need to do it, it was planned from the instant she walked up to him to ask him to study.
>>223935673Probably
>>223929391>Dad comes in when brother and I are watching the same scene>Exclaims "woooah, nelly! That’s what I’m talking about.">walks over and wedges between us on the couch>watches silently for a few seconds before squinting intently at Jason Biggs>"there’s no way this guy isn’t Jewish.">falls asleep five minutes later and wakes up at the end when ‘One Week’ is blaring>"yeah, okay. That was alright. I wonder what’s for dinner."
>>223935066Cute tush.
>>223935815Yeh
>>223932888I don't know what this is.
>>223928664>"In Crystal Lake's writer's Bradley Caleb Kane's own words "I tried to include nudity like in the previous Friday The 13th projects,. But that’s America. You can give the kids all the violence and gore, but God forbid they see some breasts.", he claims he was overruled/forbidden from showing any sort of nudity."
>>223935544>pedal showerkek wtf
>>223935975Crappy CGI gore good, Female body and nudity bad
>>223935544Chink butt
>>223935975Shame on them >>223936191>>223936205Based
>>223935975Critters 2 (1988) had uncensored female nudity and that movie was rated PG-13, western society is collapsing
>>223934897I always thought this was made up but they actually do it in the movie Arachnophobia. Americans are fucked.
>>223933272>>white girls dancing and singing like blacksProbably the worst joke in the entire movie.
>>223936242A shame
>>223935975>Latter Halloween movies removed the nudity despite being ""direct"" sequels to the OG which had nudity>Witchboard remake removes nudity>Carrie remake removes nudity >Friday the 13th prequel/revival removes nudity
>>223936452Cute tummy
>>223935223
>>223936205Jewishness.
>>223936623>*Braaap*
Based tush thread
>>223935975>>223936242>>223936452Why are modern horror movies so afraid of naked bitches?
>>223936755that creator of the new friday the 13th show said the studio pushed back on having nudity most likely because zoomers hate nudity
>>223936762That's fucking sad. Nobody wants Woke Friday the 13th.
>>223936729
>>223936762Why are zoomers so puritanical?
>>223936825Booty
It blew my mind in high school when I found out girls were just as horny as us but had to hide it
>>223936861
>>223936855i feel like that's just how generations go back and forth with ideals. they're growing up in the gooner age so there's pushback to it. my gf's zoomer brother thinks ferris bueller was in the wrong and was rooting for the principal, which i guess is a common zoomer take now
>>223936623
>>223936914>>223936964Good thread
>>223935578
>>223935578Cute
>>223928664I think the moral of this story is that we all owe Big Harv an apology
>>223937066Yes
>>223933315She is ready for the express lane at TSA
>>223933315Oscar worthy role
>>223937254>>223937278>>223937317Just ponder the aroma
>>223936310a bunch of white girls chanting "we ain't white" is genuinely peak comedy. funny asf
>>223935975You see a woman’s bare ass in either episode 6 or 8, and practically see her rectum from multiple angles. Everyone else was either an old lady or underage character. No breasts though.
>>223928664This is her only acting work she is known for wtf?then she joined only fans
>>223933775how is this acting?
>>223928664Doesn't she have an onlyfans now
>>223937823Yes she does, and its pretty much Instagram level content.
>>223937782How it isn't?
>>223935810based dad
>>223935810he ironically isn't jewish he just looks very jewish
>>223933115i only see one lebaron freddy
good thread
>>223928731You CAN'T be serious?
>>223928731I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you are white correct?
>>223928731
>>223933272It's crazy that this is just normal daily white girl behavior nowadays.
>>223939332No I'm a upper caste Indian
>>223935933Last Tango in Paris, from the same European pervert who introduced the world to Eva Green's tits.
>>223934554>Wild West era internet my assDo you remember the stupid bitch that drank bleach and killed herself? Her underage nude photos that were used to blackmail her were on the front page of Google images when you typed in her name. They really didn't give a fuck. Btw, I was 13 when she killed herself so I wasn't an adult when I saw that by accident.
>>223933155This was outrageous at the same no we have stuff like the Cornell 7.
>>223938524Butt
>>223928731Did he teach you how not to rip the skin?
>>223928664Best thread on /tv/ right now
>>223928731You prepped two bulls ready for your mother and sister?
>>223939332Because he knows his father?
>>223939894I love Maggiewould do her always
>>223933187Is just recently watched Road Trip and yeah it doesn’t really hold up. Eurotrip was originally going to be a sequel with the same cast but none of the OG actors wanted to do it so they made a whole new cast instead.
>>223933272>Damn! Those bitches represent!
>>223935975Are there uncut versions of these? I was just watching the series on youtube and I think they cut out all these shots, I don't remember seeing bare ass in part 2
>>223940735Most (not all) horror movies up on Youtube remove the nudity, yes
>>223929295Only applies to actually having sex, not to recording it.Also goes for states with lower ages of consent - they don't apply to making porn. 16-17 might be legal to fuck in some states, but you better not take a picture.
>>223935975>In Crystal Lake's writer's Bradley Caleb Kane's own wordstoo many 's
>>223934554Who was still using AOL in 1999? You should have switched to a real ISP by then, they had better pricing and no TOS bs outside of "don't do anything illegal and don't disrupt network traffic"
>>223940825That's what your mom said
>>223940815cute butt
>>223935975Butt bad, gore good
>>223934592AOL chatrooms weren't the real internet, they were local to that service. You had to go to IRC to chat on the real internet.
Porky’s
>>223937278
>>223940916
>>223940944The Sneedsons
>>223940948Good thread
>>223940955How am I just now realizing Lois’ head is a penis?
>>223940916Cute
>>223929391Having your mom walk in on the stiflers mom scenes would probably be awkward kek imagine having a hot mom and she might get ideas from the film
>>223940436No because he jerks him off
>>223940615Breckin meyer should never be lead in any film
>>223928664>a better time
>>223936452>We love pre-marital sex!
>>223941856/gif/ has broken your brain
>>223939332Og course he's white, he actually has a father who cares about him
>>223941072Nehheheheheh hey Lois your hair looks like a bonah!
>>223933308she was always in crappy movies. Poison Ivy 3 is where she got her start. you watched for the tittys.
>>223928664When this came out, I thought Shannon Elizabeth was going to become a huge A-List star because of this role. Instead she went straight to the D-List, Tara Reid turned out to be a lot more popular, and somehow Alyson Hannigan totally eclipsed both of them.
>>223943105Hannigan had already been on Buffy when American Pie came out.
bruh, stop posting these ugly flat white bitch asses
>>223934554>>223939480pretty sure my google searches when I was 10-12 were highly illegal because I was trying to find porn of girls my own age because I was a fucking retard and didn't understand concepts like cp or age of consent until I discovered 4chan after I started playing WoW at age 13
>>223928731Based dad.
>>223937765Never seen Jack Frost, bro?
>>223933155>>223933272A film that's pure kino and came out during an extremely comfy time.
>>223935544Damn they really had her gyrate her shit
>>223931192Should've hit Stop instead of Pause
>>223935544Is that Erika Eleniak? She was a giga-babe.
>>223943805Always found it funny that NATM came out at the same time as Fellowship of the Ring. What an odd choice to release it during the Christmas season lol
>>223931389>below average looksHe's not a supdermodel or anything but he's definitely not "below average". He's just average.
>>22394436990s average, which is a supermodel by today's standards.
>>223928731That scene was like 30 seconds long though.
>>223928913>1971>18? That's way too old!
>>223933315Small white girl ass is so sublime
>>223928731Absolutely based and Pie Pilled
>>223939627DAMN!
>>223943173Probably not a good idea to admit that on here, anon. Glowies browse this site regularly since the 2016 election.
>>223933011>>223928731It was just a different time.
>>223945614Becuase glowies love Trump?
>>223928731/tv/ is healing
New>>955608510>>955608510
>>223928731lol
>>223946894meds
>>223943105Tara Reid was on the upswing with a rocket strapped to her ass before she had that botched belly surgery.
>>223928664>It was a different time, when there wasn't an internet full of porn so you had to spend two hours watching an extremely shitty movie to see a mediocre and usually fake boob. Almost every movie with boobs in it was awful but everyone watched it bcuz horny.Zoomers really can't comprehend what a pre-internet society was like.
>>223929427I played this movie for my Japanese mama-san ex and she laughed at the cunnilingus rape scene when I translated the nerds only think about sex part. True story.
>>223949140Well it's a comedy, so I'd hope she laughed.
>>223933272>>223940683That's the dude who plays Joey's rival in that soup commercial audition.
>>223931389>below average looks
>>223949133It was a fun time and everyone had high-hopes for their future.
>>223944976Yes
>>223938524
>>223944818>NOT FOR SALE TO MINORSI'm getting mixed messages here.
>>223935673Dude, that's a naked woman's ass!!!
>>223950888No u
>>223928766HAES was getting pushed in the early 2010s. Feminists said being morbidly obese was healthy and that it was misogynistic to disagree. We never recovered from that.
>>223944976
>>223944818Is this even legal to own or buy?
>>223937358you're easy to please
>>223934887I think I had a thing that made the ads fuck off, been so long.
>>223951716Butt
>>223928731i legitimately read this as "my mom and my dad", but now i feel really really silly
Stinky thread
>>223950767Based
>>223939872Mmmmm-hmmmmmmm
>>223952026>>223937358The joke only really works with the context of the setup, where the black cheerleader squad is accusing the whites of stealing their cheer routines, which they deny only to then show off the most obnoxiously black routine ever implying it's blatantly been stolen.
>>223928731same but my dog
>>223939332>POC "burn" is white fathers sticking around
>>223953643Gay
>>223934554>>223934663all the zoomers don't believe you but AOL called my house and talked to my mom and told us to knock it off after i used an email bomb from some prog
>>223940436Fuck, this one got me. Blacks deserve that. Good job anon.
>>223952790Whiff.
>>223931251i always loved this song. one of the few blink 182 songs that held up for me and make me nostalgic for that era
>>223928913You chuds complain about women selling themselves online then complain when they don’t want to have their nudes broadcast for free? I really can’t imagine why you all have such a hard time finding women.
>>223956153Based
>>223928664>hahaha movie teaching teenagers to be slutty and acting like niggers staring literal jews! nice!This movie ruined a generation with jewfication.
>>223956250it also tried to make eating pussy seem like something for straight guys
>>223956250>acting like niggerstis true, every single damn character in these films was super low IQ. Never got the appeal.
>>223928731holy KEK
>>223955284Thank you for believing me anon
A potentially good thred ruined by the known assanon
>>223951936Absolutely. US protections for the written word are literally the strongest in the world. There's a reason that A03 can host tons of pedo stories openly.
>>223928731We're you the top or bottom?
>>223928664A time when normal people made things for normal people. Very different from the last 15 years or so
>>223935578 Kek. First girl is v cute >>223936944Yeah it's weird, there's a lot more talk about casual sex (idk if more is happening or not) but less on screen besides shows like euphoria which are infamous for it.
>>223956250its true, the teen sex comedy trend in general was very jewy which once realized kind of hinders the enjoyment
>>223939480kwab
>>223957425meds
This is a very English thread.
>>223956259>eating pussy is gay
>>223953607This. It was mocking the plot from Bring It On, which also had a white cheerleader group rip off a routine from a black group.
>>223940869Brown zoomers will never experience the glory that is Porky’s
>>223933272Peak Pressly.
>>223959184And that’s a good thing
>>223959184Porky's sucks.
>>223959584>t. Seething turd worlder that knows he will never even get close enough to smell a White woman
>>223937317You can see her ballsack in this picture.
>>223928731Did you power up?
