what is the best way to sneak food into a theater
>>223930383in you wife or girlfriend's purse
how much of a mutt fatlard retard do you have be so that sitting 2 hours watching some movie without muching goyslop is an impossible task
>>223930383
>>223930383You could put a filet o fish in a pocket. Like a big jacket pocket.
I always just scarf it down as fast as possible before I walk in and bring a plastic bag with me. Then once the movie starts I forcibly throw it all back up in to the bag I brought and enjoy my kino in peace.
>>223930383If it doesn't fit in your pockets then it's not worth bringing
Can you not go for two hours without stuffing your fucking fat face?
Dig through the trash to find kino snacks. You'd be surprised at what white people throw away.
>>223930383It's especially easy in winter. Buy your food and pack it in Pic related, put it on and wear your coat over it. Or wrap in the coat and carry it on your arm. I usually bring in a hoagie and some liquor.
>>223930471We buy a movie ticket and stay at the theater all day idiot.
>>223930421By the way she's eating she's gonna end up worse than with the fake belly.
>Boil crablegs on propane burner in the parking lot>wrap them in foil and stick them inside the designated crab legs hoodie>carry them into the theaterIt is fairly simple, no need to complicate it.
If you take the GLP1 shot then you won’t want to eat snacks anymore
Get a Ronco Food Dehydrator and brink jerkied versions of all your favorite snacks with you.
>>223930421They're siblings btw
>>223930669This shit actually made me lol
amateurs (the tape is optional, it's not like timmy will do shit)
>>2239304172 hours is 1/12th of the entire day.
>>223930383Swallow it.
>>223930383I sneak my bag of popcorn in by putting it in a baby stroller.
>>223930383I actually get baffled by places that don't let you bring your own food to theaters. Here they only have varying restrictions depending on place, but it's usually just no alcohol, big bottles and messy stuff like sauces.
>>223930417>>223930471>euro poorfagsEvery time kek
>>223930449
Under a large hat
>>223930383Quick question: is it actually checked in American theaters that you aren't sneaking in food, or is it just a meme? I'm not American and given how ridiculous the world is, I can't tell.Where I live you just put it in your backpack and that's it.
>>223930591Honestly I prefer seeing normal people that are slightly overweight than the ghoulish skeletal wretches that those shots turn people into. Those things should be reserved for the morbidly obese only.
>>223930494Shaloam Moise
>>223930667Hot
>>223931185If the manager or wagie is powertripping they can ask to look inside a bag, 99% of the time they are not paid enough to give a fuck and as long as you make a half assed attempt to keep it in a pocket or something nobody will care
>>223931185lol no one checks, you just get a quick patdown at the door but they don't really care
F-o-Fs in UK are called McFish and are served with Ketchup. Keep them on the island for the love of god.
>>223930383Ah yes, the famous McDonald's cum sauce
>>223930383Thats not food
>>223931264>quick patdown at the doorWhat kind of jungle hoodwarfare zone do you live in, Bongo
>>223931495Incorrect. We have Fillet-o-fish always and sometimes this one. Thus the limited edition indicator.
>>223931115>>223931134When I first started coming to 4chan in 2009, a post like this would’ve gotten 200 (You)s and been screen capped and reposted for years after wards,
>>223931633Yeah unfortunately it’s just a bunch of chud incel redditors now, plus the site is dead so doing things like that is a lot easier.
>>223931633I member those days fren. been many a year since i've seen a c-c-c-c-combo breaker
>>223931531What's wrong with it?
>>223930383In stomach.Puke it up and eat it.
>>223931633>>223931656No wonder this website turned to utter shit with the oldfags setting an absolutely retarded example for the younger crowd
>>223931697We had standards back then, OC was hand drawn, and combos achieved with nowt but hard graft
Open carry, if they try and stop you say its because of specific dietary needs.
>>223931747What a hero
>>223931747I kneel
>>223930669lol
>>223931569>Thus the limited edition indicator.Ahhh ok, you were just pretending to be retarded.
>>223930383you can't go 2 hours without eating?
>>223930669KEK
>>223930383My ex ruined filet o' fish for me. Reminds me of her every time.
>>223930383Shopping bag if its a mall
buy a barbour
>>223932549i just got the navy bedale, and it's weird how many compliments you get
>>223930383in your stomach
>>223930383SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAGGOT ASS, IT WILL TASTE BETTER, COVERED IN ALL THOSE AIDS
>>223931697>things are shit because you guys had whimsy instead of constantly crying about seeing an indian guy in a movie
>>223930383what is this called?the McCum?
>>223932771Did you just lowkey brag about being a proto-quirk chungus
>>223930383Chicken tendies in a ziplock bag and Stubb’s Sticky Sweet BBQ sauce in a little plastic container and a pint of vodka and sprite all crammed into my coat pockets. Just carry your coat and you can also bring a little bottle of lotion if you want to jerk off in the theater, I jerked off to Kstew’s butt in Charlie’s Angels and it was great, some wagie had to wipe my splooge off the floor. Movie theaters ungodly expensive now so treat them like shit.
>>223930383I make these at home anytime for 2$ leaf bucks how do McTards not just revolt over getting scammed constantlyNot my problem tho
>>223930449this
>>223930383Is the Filet-O-Fish as bad as the people on internet claims it is? I have never tried one
>>223930421She's ridiculously cute
>>223930417you kidding me? what are you like 5'2? man's gotta eat
>>223930383We just bring it in a bag nobody checks it
>>223934524It was alright the one time I had one; but that was twenty years ago so who knows what they're like now.
>>223934524>>223934599Aisha Clanclan sexo
>>223930383here you go fatass
>>223930383In your stomach, usually.
>>223934524
>>223934665yes
>>223934524the pictures look great but they are consistently terrible
>>223930481BASED
>>223934665>>223934721Cat tits
>>223931115>>223931134BASED
>>223930383just put it in your coat pocket. wienerschnitzel chili dogs are wrapped up pretty nice so you can sneak a bunch of those suckers in and enjoy with a nice flask of your drink of choice
>>223931653>>223931656Class of '05 reporting in. Hey guys
>>223931697Faggot.
>>223934778Best tits
Honestly? I guess I’m just really basic and bot a nigger who needs a bag of Takis and hot cheetos and sour candy and a jug of Hawaiian Punch with a bucket of KFC and tray of tacos and street corn when watching a two hour movie. For me, baisc theater popcorn and a soda is enough but sometimes I’ll sneak some of these in my hoodie pocket
>>223934877Signatures are not allowed on 4chan
>>223934944Yes
>>223930408fpbp. /thread. Guys can try to sneak stuff in if it's cold weather they've got a big bulky jacket but nothing beats a chick's purse, especially if it's one of those big tote bag ones. You could fit a KFC bucket in one of those (not recommended - the smell will give you away before you even reach the door lol).
>>223931747Holy fucking based
>>223931747Was she wearing Jncos?
Reminder that the mcrib is coming back soon!
>>223934997Why her nipples so tiny >>223936360Nice
>>223930383Just wear a backpack. We used to sneak beer in the theater
>>223931264i've never gotten a patdown lol. do you go to movies in compton or something?
>>223930449Ok but why?
>>223931115>>223931134>Instinctively take off hat to salute my good friend Robert>Plenty of smuggled candycorn and raisins fall into the kinoplex
>>223936373>Why her nipples so tinyanon... shes actually white but her areola covers her entire body
>>223930383Besides chips or candy I would actively ruin your experience by berating you for being a fat piece of shit stinking up the theater.I'd rather sit next to a crackhead lighting up his pipe than some nasty pig having hot grease drip all over the place.
>>223936845Makes sense
>>223934860SUCK MA DICK NIGGA!
>>223931747What an asshole. A fat guy liked him farted up a theater and ruined a special private presentation.
>>223930471>we don't have any food. WAAAAAAAAAAAHslavshit.
>>223936389They either get searched when you enter, or the theater won't allow them at all. At least that's how it is where I live.
>>223930383You don't even have to sneak it in, I live in NYC and go to Regals in every borough with my backpack, and 90% of the time they don't even ask to check it. If they ever do ask, I open it and it's a quick glance. I being food and drinks in all the time.
>>223931046can we not turn this into a D&C thread, hymies
>>223930383It's not illegal in my country to take food or drinks into any cinema. (Except hot food and alcohol)I guess just wear a big jacket and put it in a pocket, that's what I did to sneak some alcohol in for my second viewing of Joker.
>>223935012wait, is that an olive garden bread stick?
Just bring it in? I can walk into my local kinoplex with a backpack and no one bats an eye. Then again, I don't live in Muttland
>>223931495That's very clearly a Happy Meal item, anon. Kids don't want gherkins drenched in cum on their food.
>>223930383I doubt it would work at a theater but when I used to go to Cornhusker football games I’d tell the security guy I needed to grab a baby bag and I’d have beers and booze in a big bag covered up with diapers.
>>223931115>>223931134you sir win all of the internets
>>223930449this except I mule it up my ass
