why didn't Avril's career take off? She was cuter than Michelle Tractenberg
>>223931427take off how? she made millions with her first three records
>>223931427She’s a millionaire. Also she got lyme disease that disabled her for a while
>>223931524There is even a clone.conspiracy which means you are hollywood royalty. Glitterati, if you will.
She was actually in a movie with Richard Gere, was playing a rape victim or something
>>223931427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-SI1kQ9-g
>>223931600I miss MadTv so much
>>223931600Huh. Why did I think this was an SNL skit.
>>223931427she got Lou Gehrig's disease and had to leave the public eye
>>223931567I kinda wish she made the transition. Hollywood needs pretty faces and her best music was already behind her anyway
>>223931600she was lexi belle
>>223931600shes a little too skinny for me
>>223931427>cutersure but Michelle was hotter. Hotter is better than cuter
>>223932255Holy shit she is fast! Never skated on the street or on the ice. Fell five feet and y hen never tried again. There was a cool skate video titled Atlanta water park part 2 that always got me amped up.
>>223931427She looks like she has bad breath.
>>223932598You sound gay.
>you've lived to see all your teenage waifus become hagsIt seems like only yesterday that Avril and women like Jessica Alba and Anne Hathaway were still babes in their 20s
>>223933484They are all still babes. Lily mo, ever, and lola consuelos are taking up the mantle now.
>>223931427Are there still girls as pretty as Avril in Canada or are they all chinese or jeets now?
>>223931567>playing a rape victimjust like in real life
>>223933484Anne Hathaway is currently at her peak hotness
>>223931427She's world famous she's just candian and doesn't have the american mindvirus
>>223933748>doesn't have the american mindvirus
>>223933805First black boyfriend after dating 10 white guys. Also she is a hag now.
bump
>>223933484>waaaah, my crushes aged and I can't appreciate fine wineAvril, Alba, and Anne can still get it, faggot
my fiancee is Colombian, and didn’t come to the US until 2023 and yet her favorite artist ever, even before coming here, was Avrilwe actually got to see her live 2 years ago. The show was good
>>223933805BBC won
>>223931427She "fixed" her teeth
>>223934335There was literally nothing wrong with her teeth.
>>223933867>First black boyfriend after dating 10 white guys. Also she is a hag now.Yup. She married both that singer of nickelback and the dude from sum41. She is a complete whore now, which is sad, cause back in the day, she was fucking gorgeous.
>>223934594Damn, that tummy yo.
>>223934594She was never “gorgeous.”
is there anything more grim than fat fucking failure 40 year old nostalgia simping for talentless whores
>>223934725Extremely homosexual post
>>223934725fucking zoomers I swear, either you're gay, or you find mutts like zendaya attractive
>>223932598canadian bitches have some of the stankiest most foul smelling pussies on the planet.
>>223934725Peak Avril was objectively one of the most beautiful women to ever live. A literal angel.
>>223931427Music artists look very retarded in cinema. Like the cool people invited the autistic kid to hangout. Cringe but you can't show it.
>>223931427>She was cuter than Michelle Tractenbergshe was cute tbut hotter than prime Michelle? nah
>>223935232Her natural hair color suited her better desu
>>223933681qrd?
i wish more celebs had comfy driving videos like thishttps://youtu.be/k2Y60ZXa0F4?si=lylKszrDG_krRfDW
>>223934991>zoomer derangement syndromeMillennialcucks are the ones who pushed their lgbt and vegan movements and turned everyone into slop-eating faggots. The current state of the internet is YOUR fault.
>>223934725Can literally smell the faggotry off this post.
>>223935323SOUL
I always preferred Michelle Branch
>>223934212Avril became a fat nigger fucker you pathetic hag-chaser.Let me guess, you think liking fatass (sorry, thiccc uhhhhn) girls makes you ''''high-test''''' right?
>>223935323Man that video is like a time capsule
>>223935232Fact Check: TRUE
>>223936066Confirmed by DUBS
