*saves your franchise
OH NO NOT ON MY J'S
>>223933022*starts narrating his own masturbation sessions*
>>223933022I can't believe after a decade of lambasting millennial self-referential humor and dialogue people are pretending to like this movie
>>223933022*forgets to narrate to the viewer that he's already jerked off 9x today and that's why it's taking him so long to finish (but the viewer doesnt know this because they only saw it, they MUST hear it from the protagonist himself)*
>>223933022>OMG IS THAT A PAINFULLY AVERAGE WHITE BOI!!?!?!?!!!! I'M SO VALIDATED!!!!!You fags are worse than the sjw's.
>>223933022I like him.
not watching Resident Evil not watching Obsessionnot watching Backrooms not watching Weapons not watching Clayface not watching zoomerslop
Oh yeah that did come out. Completely forgot about it already.