Favorite kino snack?
>>223933089Do Americans really?
>>223933089Is that supposed to be cheese or coconut?
>>223933089the amount of cheese you have to eat through to get to anything else
A regular elote with mayonnaise, cheese and chili is divine while watching a blockbuster.
are dorilocos the food of the gods, mexibros?
>>223933089How are you supposed to eat any of this? You have to eat through a pound of cheese just to get to the toppings before you even get to the 10 chips inside the bag.
>>223933089what was he thinking here
>>223933089Please tell me this is ragebait, and Americans look down on this as well.
>>223933089>that'll be $15 plus tip sir
>>223933226the heat from the cheese cooks the corn chips
>>223933089Mexicans are so fucking corny.
>>223933250>nothing but a big bite of cheese, hot cause, chili powder, and lime juiceProbably heaven for him
>>223933250He wasn't. He listened, and that's what no one else did.
>>223933326They literally invented corn
Why would you put coconut?
Salsa Verde® doriloco with cucumber, gummy bears, chili, grated carrot, peanuts, chamoy, chopped mango, and hold the chocolate sauce, por favor...
>>223933089Looks so goooooooood that's American staple
>>223933226Its terrible presentation and ingredients. There are better street vendors but this ain't it.
why does so much mexican cuisine seem like it was thought up by a schizophrenic madman>I want this one to be spicy, but also sweet, but also savory, but also cheesy, but also juicy, but also crunchy, but also fruity, but also...>what utensil do you use for this? fuck if I know bro
>>223933089Probably yout*be clickbait
>>223933140>>223933371I dont think coconut comes in wedges like that anons
>>223933250A skin tone not famous for thinking.
>>223933481You got to work with what you got.
>>223933481you wouldn't get it, gringo
>>223933119you misspelled mexicans
For me it's:
>>223933481>whiteboi complaining about flavour on his foodlmao. you just love to see it
>>223933671that stuff actually looks good and has a coherent flavor profile
>>223933089How do people even come up with this shit
no human being eats these
>>223933671>shoutout to the wives for packing us lunch>ends up cooking lunch onsite
>>223933705they're married to their hands (wholesome)
>>223933671>>whiteboi complaining about flavour on his foodwhites literally conquered the entire globe for spices....
>>223933671>Facetiming wife while eating lunchCute shit ngl
>>223933695jail
>>223933611dios mio
>>223933611That's a fairly small kebab for an average- sized person, I'd say?
>>223933611Now this is podcast racing! Jon favreau in chef would make something like this. I know Bourdain would have something rancid to say if it was in america but would praise it if it was in the Phillipines.
>>223933481They just seethe at the White man for inventing what we know as Mexican cuisine, things like tacos, burritos, and enchiladas, so they attempt badly to one up us. Before the Spaniards came over they were just eating donkey and cactus and sand.
>>223933089>Imagine an American. Now take away the last remnants of self control and dignity. Behold: El Mexicano
>>223933594whats the difference
>>223933323The corn chips are by definition cooked.
>>223933250>mmm cheese or whatever cheese is in spanish
>>223933378>aint got no salsa verde>its called a venti here
>>223933089Why are Americans like this?
>>223933804Plenty of ridiculous American shit you see isn't what people actually eat but you faggots love to point and laugh. If you can't handle the heat then get the fuck out pussy lmao
>>223933250>ai yai yai me can’t wait to poop thick dick shits tonight miraaaaaaaa
>>223933226I would put it all in a big bowl and mix it up. And maybe throw in some cueritos.
>>223933326>Mexicans are so fucking corny.This but literally
>>223933378With gummy bears? Gtfo
>>223933326and beany
>>223933481>why does so much mexican cuisine seem like it was thought up by a schizophrenic madman>>I want this one to be spicy, but also sweet, but also savory, but also cheesy, but also juicy, but also crunchy, but also fruity, but also...>>what utensil do you use for this? fuck if I know broIt's the interaction of the different flavors and textures. Got me on the utensils tho
>>223933089usually plain popcorn but these days im growing tired of the taste, any ideas on better flavors and how to make em or should i just buy?
I would rather eat a literal ass than whatever is going on in these gifs.
>>223933089I don't like eating things that have crumbs or a chance to leave stains. Food should be like a videogame item that I select "consume".
>>223933089>1046x1860>compressed to hell
>>223933089Hope this isn’t styrofroam, love me some shredded candlewax
This is me before I put on some kino
>>223933140Does it really matter? You're eating this out of a Doritos bag because of a prison commissary food meme.
>>223933579>The special ingredient is diarrhea
>>223933481This, menudo is fucking horrifying, shit looks like diarrhea and smells like it too, fucking pig feet and all types of other weird shit in it
>>223933481This is not Mexican cuisine.
>>223937959This, is 100% American.
>>223933089Chicken nuggies in Mac n cheese
>>223937647watching that shit for 20 seconds just turned me gay. like i want to kiss men suck cocks and get my butt fucked gay.
>>223938558>sauce on the plastic tray>sauce on the plasticfuck you.
>>223938558This makes me upset but also makes me laugh.
>>223938558I was on board till the end.
>>223937647Jeez! Its like that Nigella video.
>>223933523With how much Americans process everything, you never know for sure.Although that anon is a retard for thinking a Mexican would put Coconut on anything.
>>223933671enjoy your microplastic, whitey
>>223933089>>223933579>>223933611>>223936567>>223937647Why does everything in these kinds of videos always have to ooze? If I'm supposed to eat it with my hands especially, I don't want my food to be wet.
>>223933481low rates of autism so they can handle rice touching the beans without having a panic attack
>>223933671i doubt they had wives that prepped that. the men who cooked their own lunch in my experience were divored. but then again these browns look younger
>>223940309Can't be a wetback if the food is dry.
>>223941088True, but I see it with regular American stuff. Burgers drenched in oil and melted butter, to the point where the bun is soggy.
>>223933671>spends entire break cooking
>>223933671>>223941255What happened to the days of just having a thermos of soup and a ham sandwich?
>>223937647Is this women goon materal or for gays, i xant tell
ITT: Disgusting slop
>>223933089is this the legenday mexican cuisine that's worth turning your country into 56%?
I always see these videos where they put, sprinkle and pour like 20 different shit together and have no idea what 95% of them even is
>>223933481I blame Spain
>>223941693See? This is the shit that I'm talking about. Who the fuck would actually want to eat this?
>>223941693which indian city was this filmed in?
>>223933671White boy lunch is because white boys are slavedriven and have no time for a succulent Chinese meal on the job. We're lucky to get a lunch break at all.
That looks amazing
>>223941536absolutely WOULD
>>223933140AI slop
>>223941894I would eat Dizzy's shit
>>223941994wtf? It's lentil puree and sausages dude
>>223933594no he didn't
>>223933089
>>223933089fundamentally, this is just a taco salad. and there's nothing wrong with that. the issue is more everything else. it's served in literal trash. It's unnecessarily overflowing, so it's basically going to make a god damn mess no matter what. The top have is just cheese and hotsauce you need to eat through to get to anything else. You're basically not even going to get to the doritos at the bottom before you get sick of this slop, and just drop it on the street
>>223933326people are so corny. literally 99% of them anyway.
>>223933089Motherfuckers learn how to make this shit in prison lmao>Hey brother, all I need is a bag of Fritos, some bread crumbs...
>>223933089How are you supposed to eat this
i would, like most of these foods posted so far
>>223933140It's a Mexican potato, called a jicama
>>223942730>when you marry her just to be your own personal whore, but she insists on playing tradwife, even when she can't cook for shit
>>223933671>his counter to how "mexican" food seems retarded is posting a bunch of people not making mexican foodNot a single doritos in sight = not real mexican food
>>223933579>mmm, soggy chips
>>223933611absolute PEAK slop, would fuck that up after a night out
>>223938558kek
>>223933089Anything but goyslop.
>>223933205No it’s the food of poor indios
I hate foodies so much it's unreal
>ctrl-f >crab legs >0 results
Throw this shit in the freezer for 4 hours and give Wendy's the finger.
>>223933671>G-shaped shrimpLooks like overcooked spic rubber trash. They just like to burn the fuck out of every dish.
>>223937647Been trying to figure out whether or not this was made for women. I think the tip off is the fact that he doesn't miss any opportunity to show off his arm veins, which is something that is so surface level in terms of things women find attractive that tryhards often end up really leaning on it if they happen to have them. So, I'm guessing his intention was to be sexual and attractive to women but still came out looking like a massive fag.
>>223941754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMR4YWGghjEnew york
>>223944530>Fuckin' hell.
>>223933089Used to be full course meals, nowadays it's a large bowl of popcorn (no salt or butter) with two 8 oz bottles of apple juice.
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>>223944409uhh bros??? the ghosts are making fried rice
>>223941424This is a classic im glad it still exists
>>223942381whiter than your shit hole boy
>>223940226Too bad this isn't America you dumbass esl
>>223933089Any esl brown is such a gross individual. whether they're mexican or european.
>>223945018All good, October.
>>223945437This is why they need overseers.
I like to keep my snacks light. Don't wanna fall asleep during the kino.
>>223933671>yfw you're only an hour into lunch and your steak isnt done marinating and boss fires you and kicks your shrimps onto the ground
>>223938558Post the one where they sauce the guy
>>223933186Corn is peasant tier food
>>223933326Their culture is so one note. Literally all they have are foods that are the same ingredients intermixed and Day of The Dead.
>>223933671white boy lunch takes 5 minutes to make. thats the point
>>223933671We literally conquered the world for spices.
>>223936567>Not shown: the colon cancer diagnoses in about 20 years.
>>223945437We really do just need to use these "people" to fill in potholes or something.
