How can we make the Hollywood autograph circuit more dignified for all involved?
If anyone involved had dignity to begin with they'd never do this in the first place.
>Instead of simply charging $80 for an autograph, the organizer offers a menu of experiences.>Standard autograph $40>Personalized autograph with inscription $60>Instant photograph together $50>Signed instant photograph $75>Autograph + three-minute conversation $125>Small-group meet-and-greet (15 minutes) $200Why don't they do this?
>>223933745As I stroke mu dickI wack muncockAs I stroke and I kickI dtart to get offMara Wilson's her name I touch to my gameI stroke to her nameMare Wilson ohh
>>223933842How much for a blowjob or a lap dance?
My friend recently told me he spent $250 to meet Mel Gibson at one of these things. Theres no dignity in paying an actor way too much to talk to you for ten seconds and write their name down for you.
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>>223934310lol.>>223934280I never got the point, what do I do with a piece of paper with they name on it, I really couldn't care less.
>>223933745I'd only go to one just to meet Robert Englund, and Angela Bettis if she's there
>>223934310At what point does it become a humiliation ritual?
Retards do it thinking their signed book will be worth a fortune some day, when in reality an autograph often diminishes the value of a collectable.
>>223933745In recent years Cerina Vincent has naked pictures of herself to sign during conventions, You of course have to pay for them, but I find weird that she has them right next to pictures of her as the Yellow Power Ranger
>>223934310Oh hey, that dude was in Supernova
>>223934410you mean the guy from fortress
Like 5 years ago we bought Arthur's Christmas for like 5 bucks at the thrift, and it was signed by Marc Brown. It's very special to us that we found it but also I wouldn't pay extra money for the autograph
>>223934381Would. Repeatedly (3x) before she’s disgusted she slept with my fat ass
>>223934381Based
>>223933745>>223933769Some people just have the right personality for conventions.Kathryn Newton deals with women and men in love with her all the time at Cons. This Japanese guy tweets about her 100% of the time and he's flown to conventions several times just to see her again. She's apparently not creeped out about it, she just brings him joy every time he sees her. It probably helps that Kat is bigger and strong than the guy too. lol People say Kat just gives them the most wonderful experience their 2 minutes or whatever can buy and it's bought her a very large and important following in Cons, so her warm personality pays off in the long run.Dafne Keen is a similar bubbly personality, the story about the fan who claimed he was gonna date her, and then they apparently had a great time and she started followed him is fantastic for her branding at Cons too.The celebs that don't have the personality for these Cons and have to fake it I do think are embarrassing themselves however.
>>223934381Based lady knows what people wants
>>223934476ah nicelove that it doesn't really confirm santa being real
>>223933745>How can we make prostitution more dignified for all involved?
>>223934310I would have at least thrown Rapp a pity "sign my dvd of Adventures in Babysitting!"
>>223934381
>>223934679Robots?
>>223934679This
>>223933745Wait what you need to pay for them to sign you something ? What kind of retard would pay for that ?
>>223935071You have to pay to get their signature in one of your possessions (DVDs, VHS', Blu.Ray's, etc), You have to pay extra for them to give you a picture to sign, like this >>223934839 if you were retarded and brought nothing with you
>>223935071Celeb obsessed chumps. I go to lots of concerts and I've met just about every band ive ever seen. Ive had casual one on one conversations with some of my favorite bands. The idea that someone would pay money to talk to a celebrity is so fucking pathetic.
>>223934381Her tits are perky, yes?
>>223934535Cute!!
>>223934369What are you collecting that diminishes in value if it’s signed?
>>223933745what's so undignified about this pic
>>223935165Yep
>>223933745> dignifiedOh, it gets worse
>>223934535There comes a point though when they get too famous and they're tired of dealing with this kind of behavior, right? Will she keep doing this in 5 yrs I wonder.
>>223935213It's not the 1950s anymore. No one want's a signature on a piece of rare memorabilia.
>>223935271How dignified
>>223935277Go fuck yourself, I'm not reading your article.
>>223935385Not asking you to. The headline is enough to get the point across.
>>223933745Did she ever go into detail about what Lindsay ellis did to her?
>>223935285>when they get too famous The people who have to do these things are has beens
>>223934310Just give group autographs and pictures. What a badly thought out event.
>>223935271She cute
>>223935271Allie sin and gauge tier.
>>223934310Are the people no one gives a shit about from the nu slop?
>>223933842that's a lot of time demands on the person; realistically, the celeb would not only have to agree to do more than sign or pose for photos, they'd also have to either dedicate an entire day to it or sell only a limited few spots which means you're not getting that much dosh off it
>>223935950Are you going thread to thread referencing these two?
>>223935950Rude
>>223935950>gauge
>>223934839>>223935271She cute
>>223933745how much of a loser do you have to be to buy an autograph it's pathetic
>>223934310Actually this is just the beginning of the signing. They are in line and the discovery guys will be next!
>>223934535Lucky nigger
>>223933745I actually went to this show last year. It's a mix of pathetic, depressing, "hey, it's that person!" and kind of fun. The one I was at, they had to prop up Richard Dreyfuss to prevent him from collapsing, though there was actually a huge line for people to see him.I think the two situations that make the vibe at these things depressing is either a child star like Maura Wilson who peaked when they were 10 or whatever, or a woman who got famous because she was a hot 25-year-old decades ago, but then you are depressed to see what she looks like now.What kind of sucks is that I think there are a lot of times where these celebs actually do just want to meet fans and shoot the shit with them. Dermot Mulroney was at the one at was at and he was just kinda standing around and chatting and laughing with people. But there's like an unspoken rule that you don't talk to the person unless you are going to pay them for something. I get it, because why would you talk to the unwashed masses for free? There were a few people I wouldn't have mind meeting, but there was no way I was going to give them like $40 for a picture.
>>223933842someone will eventually make an app that does all of that. then you cross-verify a ticket on your phone with the usher/handler and they tell the talent what you paid for.seems like something a decent dev + ai could whip up.
>>223934839Worth it
>>223934535This is next level simping
I feel like it wouldn't be that hard to get Ric Flair to say nigger on Cameo
>>223934535I’m not trying to be cruel when I say this but you’re kind of naive about this. If they weren’t getting all the money that they do out of these things would they still have that “warm bubbly personality”? Plus don’t you think indulging creepy losers with parasocial relationships with these actresses they would have no chance with in the real world is more harmful than good? If they really cared they would tell them to get a life and stop following them. But they’re not going to turn down the cashcows that follow them around are they.
>>223933745i would fuck the shit out of her
>>223935165>>223935271fake tits dont count as perky lol
All actors are scum, imagine paying to meet or get an autograph from them. Imagine actually going to these stupid gay conventions filled with faggots, retards, and dumb cunts
>>223934310star trek autograph from shran
>>223933842>ALL ACCESS
>>223933745How did it work decades ago? How does it work in other (non western) countries?
>>223934310Is that Chris Chan on the right? I have no idea who these people are.
>>223935271she cute sirs
>>223939660all of them get money but not all of them are nice, of course its a lot of acting, I doubt newton actually likes that jap guy, but its obvious she doesnt hate him or interacting with him, she could very easily ban him but she doesnt. thats the personality thing that anon was talking about. not all of celebs are that nice
>>223936391Mulroney was awful in Scream 6 but at the same time he was the best thing about the movie. I love it when actors realize they're in a shitty film and just play it up. I would say that to him and hope he laughs at it.
>>223933745Just be a chad actor.
>>223933745From what I remember, Mara Wilson is one of those ex-child stars who got out in time. She's living a normal life somewhere with a normal job. Probably does conventions because they can be a good side hustle. Good for her.
>>223933745Ugh. If they did a Mathilda remake she could be playing Miss Trunchbull.
It’s definitely selling out, but I don’t necessarily blame them. It’s easy shekels and it definitely beats having to show up on a set at 4 am for a 12 hour work day.
>>223934336Englund is very nice
>>223935271nigga those are fake
>>223934310I was at this and the Discovery cast were very busy at different points
>>223933842>$200 for 15 minutes You can fuck a college age escort for that price
>>223935103Signing your item is usually the same price as signing one of their images. At least in the UK
>>223935140You didn’t pay to attend all those events and didn’t go out of your way to make sure you met those people?
>>223935309That’s very obviously not true though
>>223941223He’s fine until he has to start acting crazy then it’s a bit embarrassing to watch. Quite like the guy but that’s definitely not his thing
>>223941242Came here for this. How much do nip girls pay to get 'choked' out by Mads?
>>223936292This looks like step 2 of some kind of self defence move
>>223939660You're projecting your own anti-social tendencies onto others anon.
>>223941242
>>223934535>>223936292Just remembered about this guy
>>223941617I paid but I also got a concert out of it. And I didn't go out of my way to meet them. Often they are hanging out out front between, before or after a set or just hanging out in the crowd watching another band.
>>223933745She was in Mrs. Doubtfire? idgi
>>223941954How does Sam Roberts still have a job?
>>223933842AU Sam Smith??
>>223941586For u >>223941603She's not from the UK tho and her booth straight up stated the signed pics cost more than a regular signature for whatever reason
>>223941921At least stuff like this kinda makes it worth it, a fun little moment.
>>223934310There was a copy pasta that said there was a horror con at a nearby venue and his (Jeffrey Combs) fans invaded this venue. Grain of salt.
>>223933745she looks hefty
>>223941954Funny how Cumia was making fun of him until he had his own book signing and no one showed up.
>>223933745In the 90s there used to be "autograph stores" found in malls that sold nothing but signed celebrity pictures and small merch. They cut deals with celebs to sign shit in bulk so they could sell it. Celebs liked it because they didn't have to travel and go anywhere. Shit's brought to them in their homes, they signed it, and enjoyed the easy money. But those went away because getting the autograph yourself as well as a picture with celebs is more valuable personally. So now celebs have to show up to conventions to make money off of their signatures.
>>223942255These are the worst...
>>223942255THREESHARPIEPENS
>>223941921Imagine how Elizabeth Debicki feels with fan photos.
>>223934310>>223933745I saw Doug at a game con and then some blue haired worker lady ran over to me and told me I couldnt take any photos of the celebrities without paying
>>223943365That's bullshit.
>>223942255Were the tranny/gay rumors true? It puts the hate Ant and Jim had for Opie in new perspective.
>>223940178For idols in Japan, it can get quite convoluted with vouchers and lotteries. Seems to work pretty well though for the most dedicated fans.
>>223943451there's no real smoking gun but he was briefly "good friends" with a trans sex worker and spent five figures buying her breast implants so you do the math
>>223943499>>223943451The whole Ant=Treehouse Richard theory is 100% true. Ant hated being married to a woman and Dani called out him never fucking her. Add in his shenanigans with Sue and Natalie Mars and other troons and Ant is clearly a closeted faggot like Norton was.
>>223943359She probably feels an overwhelming urge to sacrifice those little fuckers to Huītzilōpōchtli.
>>223933745well it's a better money to effort ratio than flipping burgers or prostitution
>>223943359I met her once and after years of seeing photos like this I expected her to seem taller
>>223943527>Ant=Treehouse Richard theory???
>>223933745isn't she a fat dyke now
>>223943420Its not, she said that everyone else had to pay for photos of the guests, and that unless I had a press pass I couldnt take photos in the vincinty of the guests
>>223933745Do you think they get on?
>>223934310BRVTAL MOGGING Based Combs, no one cares about those other faggots from their shitty ST show.
>>223941954Virgil would often appear in random places with his 8x10s. I once saw him in pedestrian tunnel to the 42nd Street shuttle in Grand Central Station. I don't even think WWE was in town. Before they went to shit, Deadspin used to have a regular article about reader's encounters with Virigl. There are some pretty great stories.>https://deadspin.com/our-readers-run-ins-with-virgil-pro-wrestlings-saddest-5915910/
>>223933745More plexiglass barriers. We need to be protecting our stars from these creeps.
>>223933745This shit really is pathetic. It's pathetic that anyone would want some celebrity's autograph. And it's pathetic that the celebs sit there and sell their autographs. Everyone involved is pathetic.
What if the celebrity fed you chewed-up food from her mouth, bird-style? Mitebcool.
>>223943618It has to trigger that little kike so much his cousin is famous.
>>223943574All the old stories about Treehouse Richard on Opie and Anthony were Anthony Cumia confessing to his childhood homosexuality. It aligns with his current faggotry and past, like having a wife he never wanted to fuck and LARPing as a pedo despite several chicks he was with questioning his manhood. He also really started to hate Opie when he got married. Also, don't look up what Ant's ex wife looks like lol
I Went Crazy and Spent over $2000 at Retro Rick's Retro Fest
>>223943801Insane how much stuff was there right next to each other, the second I turned around there’s even better stuff, like damn son!!
ive only ever gotten one autograph and it was from the guy that voiced frylock on athfi regret it, not because it was a bad experience, but because it was an abject waste of money for something i dont even see or remember most days (it was in the back of an old sketchbook)i dont get the fanaticism with autographs.
Convention circuits have no dignityI like that page that offers paid recorded messages tho, I think that's dope as fuck and an actual marketThat has dignity because if nobody likes you, nobody knows you have no salesThe con circuit is basically presenting products that people may or may not like, like>>223934310
>>223935165SAAR, PERKY TITS ON BITCH LASAGNA, YES?
>>223943683Lou Ferigno (original Hulk) showed up at a large flea market in Texas to sign autographs and take pictures a few years. They'll go anywhere they can make a few bucks.
>>223943784I honestly think it's more likely he's a pedo (or ebophile or whatever you call it when they're attracted to like 13-17 year olds) than a homo, he just likes them young thin and cuteHe's also smart enough to stay "barely legal" and not actually fuck a 14-year-old and get sent to prison over it. Especially for a trans person, Sue is very cute
I got some DVDs signed by Adriana Chechik, and she let me take pictures with her while groping her ass. Let me tell you, man. She's tiny, and she's crazy sweet. Perfect little butt, felt like heaven.
>>223943801Probably half was ticket prices to get through the door then more ticket prices to be in the same room as the celebs, plus bullshit concessions prices.
>>223935994Yeah. It's pretty sad. It's so bad that their career in any form of sci-fi and fantasy is ruined from now on and they lost a ton of geek/normie appeal because of it. The people who do star trek now NO for a fact they will get that nu-trek stank on them and lose access to a large audience.
>>223944653I saw a porn star at a con once and just felt really really awkward about it. Like how creepy I'd feel going up to her and going "oh my God, I am suuuuuuch a fan of your work! That one POV scene really made me pull my pud" So I just ignored her and met Brian Posehn instead
I want to multiple comic-con years ago, the meet and great are uselly very bad and most of the star dont even want to be there.Carrie fisher is the most notorious one from the 80s/90s .She had a insane coke addiction and would sleep with fan dress as leia for a 1000 dollard.
>>223933745There was one of those "now and then" clickbait YouTube channels that was showing what stars of movies look like in current times, and the thumbnail was fucking gold.>shot of Mara Wilson in Matilda for "then">shot of Jamie Lee Curtis doing the striptease in True Lies (which came out 2 years prior) for "now"I literally shit and pissed my pants laughing.
remember that mille pic where she's near a wheel chair girl and cant be bothered to put her arm around her or even stand from her bench lmao
>>223933745actresses have to sign autographs nude and with their mouth only
>>223935928Why the fuck would I want my picture to be ruined by some noname retards from nutrek?
>>223943359I'm 6'4 270...Will she be upset if I give her a crown and princess carries her for a photoOr toss her over my shoulder while she looks at the camera exasperated, as if she's saying "not this shit again".
Celeb worshippers are low iq retards
>>223945926
>After dropping out of school in 1995, she became obsessed with the celebrity Andy Lau , covering her home with his photos and vowing not to marry until she met him. In 1997, her father, Yang Qinji, took her on a Hong Kong tour group in an attempt to see Andy Lau, but they were unsuccessful. In 2004, she borrowed 5,500 yuan to travel to Beijing to attend his concert, but still failed to meet him privately.>Yang Qinji sold the family property to support his daughter's obsession, traveling to Beijing six times and to Hong Kong three times. In 2006, after an unsuccessful attempt to sell a kidney to raise funds, he took out a high-interest loan of 11,000 yuan to go to Hong Kong. On March 25, 2007, after Yang Lijuan attended the Andy Lau Hong Kong Fan Meeting and obtained a group photo, her father, dissatisfied that a private meeting was not arranged, jumped into the sea and committed suicide the next day. His suicide note condemned Andy Lau and demanded a private meeting. Andy Lau later anonymously helped repay the high-interest loan.Who was in the wrong here?
>>223946058the retard for playing into his daughter's delusion
>>223946058>ywn have a 4/10 asian female stalker
>>223946058Hold on. The daughter is the one obsessed with the guy but is the father that kills himself over him?
For bonus points after you've spent all that money, you get to hear him bitch about how much he hates Republicans and Trump.
>>223934535I've heard about Kat being very warm and friendly but i haven't heard about the Dafne stuff, QRD?>>223939660NTA but the amount of money someone like Kathryn makes at one of these cons is absolute peanuts compared to what she gets for being in a terrible Netflix shark movie, for example, and there are celebs that charge way more and are outright surly assholes. obviously she doesn't WANT to touch greasy nerds but the fact that she's willing to do it for the equivalent of celeb minimum wage is what makes me consider her special. also she's got a lot of energy during fan stuffalso also she's clearly lesbian and cruising for fangina, good for her
>>223946234>paid like $10 each for eddie deezen and dick miller autographs>they've been in more good movies
>>223934310I’m surprised that those handlers are smiling, the usually HATE if you take candid photos of them like this. My friend was told to fuck off by Malcolm McDowell for doing this last time he was at a con.
>>223941204I’m not saying she isn’t nice on a basic human level, I’m just saying she wouldn’t be so enthusiastically nice with her fans if she wasn’t getting something out of the situation. My original point still stands that it’s not about personalities or what they are like as a person, it’s that they are being nice to these people because they get something from them (money, adulation, social media clout whatever)>>223941709I’m a distrusting person who does have a tendency to be antisocial, I’ll admit it. But it’s preferable to misinterpreting self-interest under the guise of “niceness” and being taken advantage of, as millions of fools everyday in the world no doubt are. It’s also preferable to being one of these fags who waste time, money and energy going to cons because their favourite celeb (lol) “cares” about them. I mean it, for their sake, someone needs to tell them get real
>>223934535Modern version of courtesans/geisha
>>223946234this guy is anti-capitalist btw
>>223941921I get the feeling you’re not allowed to do this anymore with her judging by the fact that no further photos have surfaced of anybody else doing this
>>223946417>wants immigrants but wants to live in a safe White neighborhood for protection>hates capitalism but is rich>wants criminals spared of death pentlties because life is sacred but is pro-abortionThey're always this way.
>>223946573her body her choice
>>223940146>FULL RELEASE
The VIP app.
>>223946234Past a certain point prices like these exist to make people stop asking. I bet Ford would offer to put HF and nothing else for $1k minimum. If he could stomach it
>>223946602this is kinda unfair, like playing pranks on a retarded kid
>>223946323It’s not a real Malcolm McDowell interaction if he doesn’t mouth off to someone
>>223946172He preferred Tony Leung
>>223945926It’s clearly a dumb move either way but why would he take the photoshopped one?
>>223946435She’s doing a con near me next month. Could find out
>>223933842They absolutely do this, they just dont have a fucking menu like an onlyfans whore. (even though they still whore out soon as you wave a dollar)
>>223933745Don't be a fucking loser who needs to bring art into real life in a way that is mal-adaptive just so you can self soothe. The point of Matila is learning to be content in your internal world, and learning to seize upon opportunities even if you're scared, to build a life for yourself. At no point should the translations of those themes require you to meet the actress and have them sign a piece of paper. People want to do thst instead because the want to avoid the real psychological work stories like Matilda drawn into nacency. Instead of watching Matilda and thinking>how am I special? They watch Matilda and go>uuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>223947200>The point of Matila is learning to be content in your internal worldBut what if I'd rather be content in her internal world, so to speak??
>>223946323I mean MM is a egotistical, narcissist millionaire, these people are literal whos just happy to have their mid faces on a fucking poster
>>223946435>don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
actually the funny thing is that there's pics of KatNewt with pretty much any celebrity you can think of, like she's always trying to get into photos with other famous people
>>223933745How about instead of all the performative crap and near worthless interaction/material you pay some amount to enter a kind of 'lottery' where the prize(s) is spending a significant amount of time with said celebrity and you get to choose whether you want to interview them, ask them all those burning questions you have, or just hang in some predetermined casual way. That way:For the fan:>They can support their favourite celebrity financially if they choose without it seeming so 1-to-1 transactional>They don't get the ten second Bum's Rush because they wind up on the same shit-tier footing as literally every other arsehole where celebrity's time and attention must be divided among many>Online purchase and preannouncement of winners so you never have a situation where you go to meet a celebrity and wind up disappointed>You could still get something in exchange for your money, like a generic signed headshot like celebrities used to have sent out, have multiple tiers, etc.>Hope springs eternal and it might actually be preferred to be in with a chance of making a real significant connection rather than no real time with celebrityFor the celebrity:>Customisable conditions>Easier situational to control>They seem less accessible and more valuable>They can't ever be embarrassed by a situation where they set up a table and nobody knows them or approaches and they look like a dumbass, or get visibly mogged by another celebrity sitting next to them>Potentially more money through online sales to a wider audience, also uber-fans will purchase multiple tickets for a chance>They wont become fatigued by a conveyor belt of weirdos and the 'general public', improving their disposition for the few>They can focus on giving a few fans a truly memorable preplanned/curated/customised experience and this would translate into that fan speaking well of them afterwardsThere are many more potential advantages, but this is just the shit I can fit in one post.
>>223934535The world needs more drew barrymores and whoever pic related is. Drew was so fucking diddled as a kid she stopped giving a shit by the time she hit high school so maybe not so sad of an origin story but the personality is still there!
>>223941630Not that anon, but I wouldn't be surprised if grading "culture" has made some people so coondition brained that they might unironically view a meaningful signature on an item as a blemish. Probably because so many "collectors" nowadays do not give a shit about what they collect beyond the fact that the item could bring in a profit as an investment piece. And of course you see this in the world of signatures themselves, where people want the sig simply as a resell opportunity.
>>223947023agreed
>>223947315I feel like this is what onlyfans shouldve been or wanted to be before the whores got to it. It WAS supposed to just be a youtube where you paid people that had skills to show off or someshit (guess it still is lmao)
>>223947249I'd rather be content without having to worry about people like you prowling through the objective world.
>>223947315paying for Friendship time is very sad. I'd lay out some cash if I could get a celeb to shitpoast here with me and annoy the jannies however.
i wonder if its weird when low-tier celebs meet high-tier ones??
>>223933842>>Small-group meet-and-greet (15 minutes) $200not worth it if you can sign enough autographs in that time frame
>>223947397Eh I had a time where I was paying fansly girls just to chat with em and yap about shit, we do weird shit when we're lonely
>>223947023>>223947356NoThe fucking President if the United States is acting just as fucking stupidly People need to understand there are very few PEOPLE in the way humans are thought of. There aren't ACTUALLY that many people who possess genuine consciousness, and who are able to actively consider things like fluid intelligence, and metacognition. On the one hand, the types of disgusting humans like the Royal British family have done a lot of work to try to ensure most people are like that. Many people DO have the capacity for complex thought. But until the root of this great "stupefaction of humans" is found and eliminated, there's no real way to deal with this problem.
>>223947486Im glad everyones figuring out that everything we do is made by a pedo. Do you like sea shanty 2 from runescape? Dont look up who made that, its all pedosss
>>223947113A man of taste
>>223947113I prefer Al Leong.
>>223947419I think I remember a story from O&A, pretty sure it was Chris Rock but it might have been Louis CK re-telling the story. Anyway it's the mid-90s and Chris has firmly established himself as an A-List comic with his HBO specials. One day he gets a phone call and to his surprise, it's Val Kilmer. Chris asks Val what he wants, and Val says he was watching the comedy special and wanted to know if Chris wanted to hang out, because Chris seems like someone who he'd get along with. Chris was like WTF dude I've never met you, I'm not going to hang out with you just because we're both celebrities.
>>223947375>>223947397I can just imagine it being better all-round.Like imagine instead of the ten second bullshit, where the celeb hears the same shit about 'I'm your biggest fan', one of the prizes/experiences they offer is a lesson with your favourite musician? Maybe they'd offer that because they'd find that fun/engaging too. Even if the fan sucked the celebrity might get a kick out of teaching music shit. Maybe they're actually good and they genuinely enjoy jamming with them, maybe even want to hire them. Who the fuck knows, but they could make the prizes/experiences something they're actually interested in.Maybe you have a burning desire to pitch your script to your favourite director, hand it directly to them, and get to actually discuss it? Plenty of those arseholes. Unsolicited scripts can be problematic due to later accusations of stealing ideas or whatever, and if the director liked it there's unions and bullshit, but maybe you could make it all official, limit your liability and pay the guy later if you actually liked the script. You're going to be looking at shit anyway, you could make someone's day, give them a chance, and get paid for it at worst.>Have the lead time to investigate and filter out nutbars>More relaxed event visit where they can spend less time grinding and hang out with people they want to, other celebs, fans organically, enjoying the event itself, etc.>reintroduce scarcity and increase the value of personalised autographs, and celebrity in general>They don't get as many fake fans who barely know who they are and were just walking past their table that day and noticed a famous person is selling autographs and they can add it to their 'valuable' collection ... or they do ... $$$$>Not every celebrity appearance/prize/experience is the same cookie cutter non-experience>lead time for celebrity to have their people investigate and filter out the really dangerous nutbars>better security and lower security costs in general
>>223947023It's not unfair. If a 'person' can't understand such a simple concept and question then they aren't really people and have no need of the rights afforded to people.
>>223946273How much weird fan pussy does she get?
>>223947310Kat has nothing behind the eyes. Just dumb and famous and happy.
>>223947023retarded kids dont get a vote. Niggers do
>>223947866>missing your opportunity to take val kilmer to the range and re-enact scenes from heat with himimagine being this stupid
>>223933842If I could pay $1k or $2k to get a blowjob from a third rate actress that I liked as a kid, I might do it for the novelty.
>>223935271>small fake boobsMeh.
>>223947166Update us on your attempt
>>223948684What about film extras?
>>223948835Yeah same thing. I was watching Malcolm in the Middle recently and some of the one-episode girls were quite pretty after looking up what they've been doing. And what have they been doing? Really nothing. I'd give them some work!
>>223948903>look up one of the "all the food is poison" girls on Tim and Eric>she grew up like thisZamn.
>>223934756I would have asked him to sign a picture of Kevin Spacey.
>>223947397I dunno, I suspect a lot of celebrities genuinely want fans to have a fun experience meeting them, (if for no other reason that they'll speak well of them and boost their public image), but obviously they can't do much in the current set up, and their time is otherwise valuable, so they're kinda stuck in the current paradigm as well.Most of them are social animals and it can't be fun for them to have 'meeting people' reduced to a regimented assembly line either. One sperg they could probably easily deal with. Also maybe they'll get really lucky themselves and the winner will be a hot groupie chick.The better experience celebs could give selected fans, the higher value the chance to meet you in person would become at the next convention, raising the bar for everyone. Some fan says a celebrity gave them a ride on their private jet, then all the other celebs need to up their game. Anyone still doing the surly autograph table shit comes off as lazy and boring by comparison.But it wouldn't have to be crazy either. Like Shatner could probably entertain a Trek sperg for a couple of hours just by showing them his prop collection and they'd literally never STFU about it, make all the other nerds envious and pay more the next literal chance they get.Imagine that though, entertainers trying to figure out how to best entertain a fan.Also this shit is more akin to the 'backstage pass' competition winner stuff that existed before the cons. Maybe that just needs a 21st century upgrade. Since said fans have their own social media too, and now some cred if they met you, you wouldn't just be satisfying fans, you'd be creating genuine, undying, and enthusiastic advocates.Cons kinda made the whole meeting celebs thing lame and gay by playing the middleman. You need it to feel more like the end of 'Galaxy Quest' than the start. And at the end of the day isn't it ultimately 'other fans' and their stupid bullshit that spoil your celebrity meeting experience?
I managed to rizz up Rosie O'Donnel and she gave me probably the best blowjob I've ever had but she simply refused to let me fuck. I mean, she swallowed my cum I mean...why wouldn't she let me fuck?
>>223946573>They're always this way.ppl are rarely 100% anything, open your eyes chud
>>223949026She didn't want you to see the dickholes in her underwear.
>>223934535This is good to know. I’m getting a picture with Newton in a couple of weeks. Of course to make it infinitely less creepy I’ll have a toddler dressed as Abigail with me for the photo. Complete with vampire teeth pacifier. So I’m glad she’s the nice kind of guest.
>>223946602>not letting femoid groids kill their childrenYou fools!
>>223933842Why do all horror fanboys share this phenotype?
>sit in chair>grace nerds with your presence for 6-8 hours>talk about your old work >remember a few names>walk away with a few grandI dont see the problem, its not embarrassing to me at all actually.
>>223947223hot
>>223936391I met Rico from Starship Troopers. A buddy of mine was in the military and went and he was extremely friendly with him. He either acted his ass off or he genuinely appreciated the guy.
Guilty as fuckin’ charged. I’ve got convention photos with around 25 different horror stars. From the big names like Robert Englund all the way to the random small names like Amie Donald (M3GAN.) Love me a good Horror Conventions.
>>223949858I want minor people. I currently only have Eddie Deezen and Dick Miller; but I want Brooke Bundy, Troy Evans, Michael Ensign, and people like that.
>>223947310Also constantly sharing and liking other people’s pictures of herself. If I see a hot picture of her, 90% chance some fan posted it and she shared it. Just seems to love being in pictures and getting attention
>>223949775He’s super invested at those things
>>223949858bro if it makes you happy, who deserves to judge? Chase that pursuit of happiness if it means getting photos with some random actor from Saw 4
>>223946172He really wanted the celebrity guy to fuck his daugther
>>223946234>BulkyDoes Hamill really charge extra for fat people? Based.
>>223934310Jeffrey Combs is based, he was the fucking Question
>>223950440Half the people in line were probably there because of Reanimator.
>>223948756Yer gay
