Her sister got free housing
>>223933919she was wicked
>>223933919In regular wizard of Oz, she was an evil witchIn Wicked, I really have no fucking clue. She's like D A M A G E D but also she's the greater good or some shit? I really don't know
>>223933919wtf is metv's problem playing this 4 times in one month
>>223934239I watched it on MeTV today, and realized she might’ve been the first movie villain to ever do the plot device that was made into a gag in Austin Powers where they arbitrarily decide not to kill the helpless main character right away despite having no logical reason for doing so.
>>223934239>Because of its many television showings between 1956 and 1974, it has been seen by more viewers than any other movieit might be the most replayed movie of all time. but that's because it's great. and a great movie for halloween.
>>223933919green face, green pussy
>>223934367>the first movie villain to ... arbitrarily decide not to kill the helpless main character right awayI'm pretty sure this cliché goes back to the silent-era cliffhanger serials at least.
>>223934367She couldn’t kill her in Munchkin land and slippers were protecting her. She straight up says she had to find a way to kill her and not damage the spell.
>>223934367The slippers had some kind of magic protective shit to em, the movie goes out of its way to say this....
>>223933919They were making a move. She had to get it on!
>>223933919Water
It ain't easy being green
>>223933919She was a jew
>>223933919Only ugly people get it. There are only three paths you can take: 1. become very funny2. never leave the house3. torment the normies with flying monkey
>>223933919She smelled like a zoo.
>>223938273you can tell she was hot tho. just green.
imagine pounding her green pussy
>>223933919Toxic green makup and some crew dude set her on fire.
>>223938673So hot that if you try and cool her off with water you kill her
>>223933919She needed a good dicking
spiritual frailty. inability to process trauma. the need to spread their pain to others. a deep sense of insecurity that can only be sated by making others beneath them, which is already very low...because they are a sad, short and weak woman, and they know it.
Is Wicked patient zero for "misunderstood villain" slop?
>>223939459Like many recent movie/TV tropes it came from Asian fiction. Web novels and web manga in particular. Western writers are intellectually bankrupt for some reason.
I bet she fucked like a demon
>>223938715How does she react to other fluids?
For me? It's Volkov
>>223933919>Ugly witch>Looks mid>Sees a young beautiful woman look better than her.It's a woman thing.
>>223933919Ruby Slipper fetish
>>223935675This.
>>223940138kek
>>223938273I'm unironically ugly and actually choosing the second option recently in my life because I don't want people to see this.
>>223934236Because Hollywood has been obsessed with turning every iconic female villain into some sympathetic victim of circumstance (or a man if possible). Not to mention using an atrocious black actress that even green face paint couldn't fix
>>223935502>>223935650What about when Dorothy was trapped in the castle and the witch just flips over an hour glass instead of killing her right then?
>>223940687>actually choosing the second option recently in my life because I don't want people to see this.Gets expensive at some point though, unless you can work fuly remote or your country full NEET-support.
Corncob dildo
She couldn't ride an Ukrainian seminary student all night.
>>223939970Oh, I remember those. I used to listen to the audio books as a kid, and this one had Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King playing at some part.Good times.
>>223934236Wicked retroactively establishes that the Witch aka Elpheba as a didn't do nothing. She basically discovers plot to de-dometicate the animal population of Oz, basically torturing them to cause them to lose their ability to speak and turn them back into mindless slave labor. When Elpheba and Glinda (who were college roommates and friends) discover the plot, they seek to gain the help of the Wizard of Oz himself to stop it. With it also established that Elpheba's main goal in life being that she wanted to work as the Wizard's right hand woman. So when the Wizard told them he was behind enslaving the animals and the counter pitched Elpheba fake turning evil/taking the blame and Glinda becoming the fake hero of Oz for PR to distract the public from the fascist police state the Wizard and his cronies were building, Elpheba snapped and vowed to bring down the Wizard 's regime while Glinda reluctantly agreed to stay behind to try and work behind the scenes to bring the Wizard down.
>>223939873For some reason? Anon, writer rooms are literally majority non-white and non-female. They are literally full of incompetent diversity hires.
>>223933919As for her obsession with the ruby red slippers, they were the only items that belonged to her mother that Elpheba had left as her father sold pretty much everything he owned to get his daughters into college. Adding to this, Elpheba had made them magical to allow her crippled sister to walk when she gave them to her for safe keeping when she went rogue, especially after her lover was killed (in truth turned into a scarecrow) by people wanting to kill him due to his relationship with the Wicked Witch. And finally, Wicked revealed that the Wizard and had one of his flunkies create the tornado that brought Dorothy to Oz, solely to colony drop her farmhouse home onto Elpheba's sister to kill her. Something that Glinda figure is out, along with the Wizard being Elpheba's secret father, after after Elpheba's death.
>>223941707She had to take a dump and didn't want to shart in the middle of whacking Dorothy.
>>223933919institutionalised racism
>>223944669>>223944782Bro, you're leaving out all the stuff about the Time Dragon, the Green Elixir and The Kumbric Witch...!Just kidding. The novel is a fucking pretentious mess. Don't waste your time.
>>223944669Wicked is fucking stupid. Why would the wicked witch ever be in college? Popular and defying gravity are good songs but the story is retarded.
>>223933919
>>223941707> “Those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive. But that's not what's worrying me - it's how to do it. These things must be done delicately, or it’ll ruin the spell”Which literally says this before flipping the hour glass. Maybe get off your phone when watching a simple kids movie
