Why so expensive?
>>223933948This is a huge risk IMO, even though I'm very interested to see what Garland does since I can't even imagine how a soulsborne movie would be, he's apparently going all in on doing the lore which is retarded since the "lore" is nothing but troon fanfiction from youtube essays
This crap probably requires building shitloads of large sets and doing tons of CGI creatures and whatnot. It's a fantasy epic after all.
He's being rewarded for a bunch of agitprop. If it flops, Kushner will just try to get govt bailout through the backdoor somehow.
>this is who's playing Queen Marika
this could have been an actual good bloodborne movie.instead it will be shit.
>>223933948I love Elden Ring and have no interest in anything Garland is making. His last.....most of his films have been neat concepts(like Elden ring) very poorly executed
>>223933948Just play the game
>>223933948They had to keep restarting filming because it was really hard
>>223933948It’s going to need a budget that big. Every single boss and boss fight is insane, as is the world it’s set in.
Elden Ring is both gay and dumb and will not make a good movie no matter how much they spend on it.
lol, I wonder if this is a bigger budget than the actual game.
>>223934260I just don't know how they're gonna pull it off.>make it a cool atmospheric pretty movie that functions as a nice LiveWallpaper I guessOr>cram like 12 hours of lore into a 2 hour movie that feels like it won't shut the fuck up
garland is the only person on earth that thinks this shit will be good>>223934297undoubtedly
>>223934193Yeah, I'd do her
>>223934193This movie was so much better than the first one which was a piece of shit, it's a shame it bombed
As mean as it sounds he's not Duncan Jones.He seems like the kind of director who would have enough experience to balance out being a fan with cinematic satisfaction..
>>223934384>Duncan JonesThat guy went to director jail forever after Warcraft, weird because wasn't that a hit in China?
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>>223933948So how does elden rimg movie work here who is the main character
>>223933948I've played and loved all the dark souls games and Elden Ring but I've never paid any attention to the lore nor know anything about it, so I'm more interested in how he's going to adapt the world and the gameplayI actually felt 28 days later was quite videogamey, even before it was announced that he was going do Elden Ring, the worldbuilding in that movie felt like from a videogame, the fat slug zombies reminded me specifically of Dark Souls
>>223933948>a24>fromshitCancer squared.
>>223934248Lmao
>>223933948Unless they adapt MY playthrough on the big screen, then this movie will be a flop.
>>223933948I'm worried it's gonna be a prequel game of thrones rip off. So lame in other words.
>>223934324the best part is the lore is made up and no matter how you do it it's going to make everyone mad
>>223934371Other way around.
>>223934713The hero better see the grace of gold leading them and say "fuck that" and run off in the opposite direction looking for cool new spells and weapons.
>>223934324Watch the green knight. Basically that pacing and tone with even less dialog and an action scene.
>>223933948tax write off
>>223933948>be filming a scene>actor makes a mistake>Garland yells ‘CUT!’>every time this happens they lose their current money>they have to get back to the same point of the scene in the next take to retrieve their money back>if they don’t, it’s lost forever
>>223933948QRD on the plot of this faggy game made by gooks?
>>223933948WEWUZELDENRANGZZZZZZZZ
>>223936442You didn't play Elden Ring? Lol, fucking faggot
>>223933948How are you even going to make a satisfying movie about Elden Ring? If they go hard into being lore and tone accurate nobody's going to see it but lorespergs, and most of them are going to wait for the streamrip. If they make it into a generic conventional 3 act fantasy movie the Elden Ring fans really won't buy tickets and the normalfags still won't like it. I don't see a way to adapt the setting that makes 100mil let alone the close to half million that'll probably be necessary to actually profit after all expenses are accounted for. Why do they keep doing this?
What kind of fucking lore did RR Martin even write for this shit? The turd king or whatever the hell his name is? Good game and all, but like some other anon said, the lore is like only digestible through YT videos or wiki fan shit. You don’t even really know what the hell happens 90% of the time
>>223936810He basically didn't take it seriously at all and did a satire of LotR (it's the one....I mean Elden....ring in the "lands between" and all the pivotal characters have names starting with "G", "R" and "M") and he wrote it on a napkin and made the japs do the rest. That'll be twenty million dollars plus tax plus tip to use my name for marketing
>>223933948>a24Hate these niggers like you wouldn’t believe
>>223933948>Why so expensive?Uhm sweetie...have you ever heard of...INFLATION???????????????????????????
>>223933948Jewish money laundering of mossad sex trafficking of children.
>>223934472me
>>223933948It's to hand animate the actions of the loathsome dung eater, played by yours truly, when he meets Cailee in a 75 minute long one take scene. Except it to sweep the Oscars.
>>223936677It's a prequel and some of the leaked pictures from the set had extras with hornsent horns, probably deals with the early days of the Erdtree reign before Godfrey and the tarnished were sent away
What will the quirky one liner in the trailer be?
>>223933948has a $200m budget video game movie been a success before?
>>223936810>>223936995Half the lore in Elden Ring is basically just an exaggerated cosmic version of the magic powers in Game of Thrones. There's a bunch of parallelisms between the Erdtree and the weirwood net.
>>223935006It would have been that simple, keep it mysterious, don’t reveal anything and let my mind fill in with cool detailsAnd don’t hire a jeet
>>223934767Other way around
>>223933948this has digger written akl ober. only bc gaymers apparently like this shit doesnt mean anything. just look at sf, re, etc shit will tank
Is there any way this doesn't flop
>>223933948I'm surprised it's that cheap due to all this>>223933990Northman was $90mil, IIRC
>>223938098Marika's tits you must 'ungry
>>223933948I feel like this will either be a trendy meme movie that all the zoomers want to see and it profits like backrooms or Minecraft or something, or it releases and flops and people just talk about missed potential, 50/50 cool flip
>>223936810>What kind of fucking lore did RR Martin even write for this shit?He came up with all of the gods, demigods and their achievements/goals. The entire drama of Marika giving birth to two monstrous children that ressemble the people that genocided her tribe is exactly the kind of think Gurm would come up with. Same deal with Messmer and the crusade on the hornsent, Godfrey's duality, etc etc. Funny enough I don't think the Dung Eater was made by George, he's all on Michael Zaki.
>>223936810He basically made an outline of the pre-disaster version of the world and its characters.
it's insane how shitty fromsoft games arethere's no way their sales numbers are real because that would imply they are popular with normiesno normie plays souls shit
>>223933948>why is a massive scale fantasy film expensive to make?
>>223938531>no way their sales numbers are real>I don't like it so it must be fake!
>le game badGet good>le no storyBrainlet cope
