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post Malfoid / Draconia/Dracaena Malfoy content and fanfiction

previous >>223929667
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Why do the Japanese love her so much anyway?
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That's it, give me your best Malfoid fics or I start avada kedavra'ing.
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>>223934530
Why do white "boys" make the best sissies?
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>>223934555
>I don't want to go to hogwarts
>I don't want to get a job
Lazy gen-z wizards
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How the fuck is this hourly tranny spam allowed on this faggot board. Shitty nigger mods should kill themselves
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>>223934585
because she IS love
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>>223934585
>a lock the size of a fucking fingernail
gooners will eat any trash huh
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>>223934628
>tranny spam
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>>223934530
Will all this AI be protected from Hollywood Jews and their lawsuits?
Is this protected speech under the 1st amendment?
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>>223934607
>why do white people make the best X
Because white people are superior in every field.
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>>223933879
Imagine how sorry he must be about those scars...
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>>223934607
predetermined by genetics
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>>223934530
how are people genning shit like this? what chain of models are you running? is there a master guide for hyperparameter settings?
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>>223934628
tap tap tap
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>>223934595
seconding, I'd really appreciate a good piece
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>>223934870
ᵗᵉᵉnʸ ᵗᶦnʸ
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>>223934870
Smolfoid, no! That's an evil muggle device.
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>>223934595
I know 3 that cover all books and 2 of them are still being written
the korean fanfic (finished years ago apparently), the sorcerer's tsundere (still at book 4, the last thing I read was the graveyard scene) and the girl who noticed him (still at book 3)
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>>223934585
harry potter is very popular in asia
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>>223935035
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>>223935045
As if Parvati would ever say that about Malfoid.
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>>223935060
everyone will. you can't NOT say it
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>>223934595
Man, imagine having a stack of cash and hiring a ghost writer to rewrite the books.
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women are aware of the YEARN
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>>223934615
current job: archiving everything like a good house elf
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>>223935086
those foids are not worth yearning to
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>>223935086
this >>223935111
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>>223934595
I really like this one

https://archiveofourown.org/works/94638931/chapters/252649561

Is set during Goblet of Fire, Sirius successfully fools Harry into asking Malfoid to a date. Hijinks ensue
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>>223935111
only SHE is worth the yearn
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>>223935128
remember, they only mean why aren't the chads yearning?
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>>223935111
she's so perfect
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>>223935086
Sorry 3D ladies, this heart only yearns for 2D queens.
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>>223934977
I'm liking the Girl who Noticed him.
How's the Sorcerer's Tsundere? With the title, I fear it's gonna be too weeby.
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Malfoid Canon
>Silver Eyes
>Peacock Patronus
>A-B cup breasts
>knee length skirt
>stockings
>virgin
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>>223935150
>How's the Sorcerer's Tsundere?
I think it's pretty good. There's not much "tsundere-ism" as the title would suggest
but that's just me. Others might think differently
you should give it a try tho
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>>223935147
Are the links broken?
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>>223934628
>tranny spam
Newfren pls go
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>>223935128
Then when he finally dates another women, she'll "realize" she loved him all along.
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>>223934660
*saves on hardrive*
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>>223935147
that's CP
fuck you and fuck off
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>>223935150
>I'm liking the Girl who Noticed him.

That one is just too funny.

>‘I know what it says.’ Two spots of pink had appeared on Dracina’s cheeks. ‘I am a great deal more English than you are, Granger, with your great bushy hair, big nose, and your teeth. Father warned me about people like you.’
>Harry wondered what Dracina was talking about. Aunt Petunia once warned Dudley and Harry about Uncle Vernon’s boss who also had a big nose and curly hair. The Goblins of Gringotts reminded Harry of that man which put him on edge around them.
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>>223934585
Koreans love Malfoid more.
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>>223935086
they're not virgins simple as
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>>223935128
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>>223935200
I wasn't liking the idea of a love rivalry between hermione and malfoy at first but now I'm loving it
reminded me that I used to think they should have ended together
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>>223935135
>Harry was a wizard raised in the muggle world
So is he like one of those white kids born in japan?
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>>223935241
I'm still not sure if Hermione is romantically interested in Harry, or just wants to monopolise him.
It may be both things.
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>>223935136
>>223935191
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>>223935150
Its a faithful rewrite. The title is just for laughs or more like a tv tropes label.
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>>223935262
>It may be both things.
yeah, I think that as well
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>>223935204
Koreans are obssessed with wealth and social status, even men --> women. Also they are used to women being turbocunts. Notice how japan basically uplays the tsundere elements but basically removes all notions of malfoid being evil for instead her being misunderstood.
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>>223935200
kek
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>>223935262
they're just good friends. Harry finds Hermione too annoying for a mate. His mate needs to be a quidditch junkie like him
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>>223935150
>Girl who Noticed him.
>71900 words
Whack
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>>223935262
>if Hermione is romantically interested in Harry
doesn't matter women will try to poach a guy if someone they aspire to likes him just to start drama or out of spite
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>>223935200
a true trad wife
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>>223935320
this is just the game of thrones girl
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Do you like Malfoid being paired up with Radcliff Harry? Or do you prefer someone original, even if it's korean chad Harry?
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>>223935200
those are just italians
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>>223935384
The nice thing about AI, is that we can have Radcliff, but better looking, and not stuck as a manlet.
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>>223935384
desu who care what harry looks like every kid at my schools were called harry potter if they just wore glasses regardless of whatever else they looked like
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>>223934615
ironically if i was a gen z wizard i would be much more motivated to do those things than i am in real life
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The mexican might have a point
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>>223934615
malfoy dropout
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>>223935439
not grey eyes
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>>223935424
I wonder.
Electronics don't work at Hogwarts, but that Creevey kid could take his camera.
Could you take those old timey cameras to Hogwarts and film around?
What would be the most modern camera you could take?
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>>223935384
I don't really like the movie actor. But I don't know what to think about the asian chad harry either
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We need webm makers for this new kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVviUSy738

Slughorn Party
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>>223935384
Radcliffe Harry any day. Those ones that look like abominations from some Final Fantasy live action are terrible.
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>>223935086
why would i yearn for stupid fat ugly whores which is what all modern women are?
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Who /here/ actually likes the idea of slytherin harry?
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>>223935319
Most Japs only do drawings though. I've only seen one Japanese made Malfoid video and it's basically Quidditch and anime shenanigans with barely any canon lore. Most videos that we see on Twitter are from Korea, China, the west and other parts of Asia. But even then Jap romance is not even great. It's more blueballs than yearning and they are the first ones to genderbent Harry to pair with Malfoid back in September.
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>>223935487
why use webms when we allow mp4s now?
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Malfoid Software on twitter made concepts on their children
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>>223935511
Isn't japanese romance not that good? I think its because all their dramas are for grandmas and housewives.
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>>223935455
oh serena snape sounds nice too
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>>223935525
I do not like this
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>>223935547
cute
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>>223935505
In the context of Malfoid, nah. Part of the appeal is bridging the Gryffindor/Slytherin divide. Plus red and green go nicely together.
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>>223935522
webms are smaller
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I after I started to understand its originthe name lyra makes a lot more sense
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>>223935557
I can see it working
>dad doesn't care as long as she's happy
>mom wants her to be a slytherin but has to hold back her enthusiasm
>everyone expects her to be in slytherin
>people planning shit out for her in the slytherin house
>doesn't care for any of it, just wants to have fun without politics
>becomes a rebellious brat, wishes for hufflepuff to shitpost everyone
>becomes hufflepuff
>family stunned, Malfoid is seething
>Harry doesn't care, thinks its funny
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>>223935455
Gender swapped Ron and Snape is too much, there only be Draconia and possibly Crab and Goyle.

Btw, what makes the most sense is to start the romance at book 4 right? Before that they are too young and there should be adversaries in books 1-3.
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>>223935604
why making her flip her middle finger?
it's so retarded
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>>223935455
any timeline where female ron exists causes malfoid's chances of winning to hit single digits
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>>223935655
>what makes the most sense is to start the romance at book 4 right?
all the fanfics (well, 2 of them. The 3rd one hasn't reach book 4 yet) I've read start the romance in book 4, either in secret or public
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>>223935384
>Do you like Malfoid being paired up with Radcliff Harry?
No, because Radcliffe is literally a 5'5 hairy manlet. Let's hope the little lesbian they hired to play this Harry grows up to be a chad.
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For shits and giggles should parodies of malfoy in various media be genderbent too?
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>>223934996
Now make one with Ginny instead of male Malfoy
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>>223935604
>>223935668
>look at me I'm a trashy american girl
I honestly hate stuff like this. Same lwague as doing tiktokndances or her posting on instagram with a smartphone like a whore.
Its just people can't remove themselves from their own headspace or time.
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>>223935720
>parodies of malfoy
were there any?
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>>223935655
>>223935685
Crab and Goyle can still be muscle just not her main friends. Her main friends seem to be these two dark haired ones now. Pansey and Daphne I think.

Romance starts in 4 but 3 they kinda bury the hatchet after Buckbeak and she knows it went too far.
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I know how to make porn with AI and I WILL do it, so help me
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>>223935726
*league and tiktok dances
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>>223935439
Lore accurate Malfoid is Amanda Seyfried. She even owns a peacock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsG-rNKuOd0
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>>223935726
does this count as a tik tok dance?
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>>223935200
More like the Girl who Noticed
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>>223935234
I know this was made with AI but come on at least change the wives hair to make them look different
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>>223935769
yes
it's retarded
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>>223935769
Pretty much. Even has harry filming like a phone vlogger.
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>>223935763
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Can anyone or has anyone made a webm of Malfoid and her posse walking in their dresses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waim1H0GR_A

0:59- 1:16
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>>223935796
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>>223935086
Can she cast a patronus?
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pics that really make you yearn?
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>>223935862
The "azkavan" pic
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>>223935862
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>>223935086
Women need to go back to when they would hide their evil hearts.
In the current year they make it too obvious that they hate men.
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>>223935455
I'm honestly surprised that hbo writers went with black Snape instead of female Snape so that the always required gay element would be there with her being into Lily but being cucked by a man.
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What if...
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>>223935862
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>>223935853
See like at this point why even make it malfoid or share it with malfoid content? I could just look on any modern girls timeline and find this stuff.
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>>223935862
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>>223934530
So we finally have a containment thread/general for us Malfoid lovers? Nice.

>>223934585
Because she perfectly fits their tsundere archetype and she's cute.
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>>223935086
Only a female brain could look at men yearning for love and make it about fulfilling her fantasies
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>>223935899
Tbf they didn't ACTUALLY used to hate men before. The things they would have to hide are they love being slutty, creating drama, intentionally hurting other peoples feelings etc.
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>>223935948
it's just cute, same as dumbledore dobby abuse stuff, obviously not canon, just fun
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>>223935961
And a few resident schizos
>brown wojak spammer
>guy who always pretends its his first day seeing this shit and shes trans
>guy who really wants her to be a b cup
>guy who wants wholesome lucious
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>>223935833
Like this?
>>223913495
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>>223936003
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>>223935991
Speaking of Dobby abuse.
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>>223936013
nice yea, but something we can post here?
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>>223935035
>>223935045
wtf is wrong with their eyes?
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the asian malfoids are weird and have an uncanny valley look
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>>223935976
I don't believe it
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>>223936046
KEK
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>>223935991
I never thought it was srrious in the first place. Its just like "lets make this thing the exact thing we were trying to get away from" why circle back? Just seems like trend hopping for those who thought this was about the clothes.
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Go on.
Talk to her.
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>>223936049
A lot of places on earth are still like that today. Why not take a tour?
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>>223935913
They knew we (men) would like female Snape and that's just misogynistic/antisemitic
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>>223936011
of course she is B cup, she is a proper lady, anything more is lewd
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>>223936079
N-no, she will b-bully me.
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>>223936079
just seeing her pantyhose covered legs would make me spill my spaghetti
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>>223936047
idk, they have a certain charm
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>>223936079
Any you guys know what to say that actually works?
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>>223936108
Tada!
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>>223936092
c cup tho...
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>>223935439
Sadie Sink is so fucking book Ginny coded
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>>223935742
Billy and mandy had one if that accounts for anything.
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>>223936079
nah i'd wait for her to be alone, it really feels awkward to intrude a group of strangers honestly IRL
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>>223936079
I would just throw chocolate frogs at her
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>>223936120
just tell her
>nice hair, malfoy
and you walk away without looking behind you
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never thought I would have to be one of those guys who makes folders but here we are
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>I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN HARDLY FEEL
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>>223936120
>Lady Malfoy, may I be your slave?
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>>223934615
HBO show is DOA with male Malfoy and black Snape
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>>223936120
I can give you a good advice, never talk to her when she is with her friends unless you're already in
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Might I submit another Malfoid design for your consideration.
This is different from the supermodel and korean ones. Looks more realistic and like an actual Br'ish girl.
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>>223936134
Girls like this aren't ever alone.
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>>223936120
"I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks."
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>>223936130
Malfoy portrayed as the chad that gets the girl. Fucking lmao.
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>>223936158
how would you ever get her alone?
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>>223936157
she looks young
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>>223936128
popular tomboy, I can see it
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>>223936150
*chad harry face*
>its I can't feel you there, miss.
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Most new fanfics make it too overt and skip right to the pairing, it needs to smolder slowly, building over a very long time from an actual rivalry.

I'd have to reread the books to fully get a timeline but they shouldn't even realize they want to be a pairing until the Yule bawl. And afterwards Malfoid needs to navigate Death Eater politics while also begrudgingly pursuing Harry.

Also she isn't a trashy mean girl, she's European feminine nobility. She does not seek attention, she quietly commands it.

>>223936023
This is good, I like this.
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>>223936092
Malfoid is an A-cup with breast envy who levels up to a barely B-cup in book 6 but still maintains her breast envy vs every girl bigger than her
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>>223936160
looks like a commoner
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>>223936163
O=
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>>223935618
>this post is from a suspended account
What happened?
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>>223935991
I'm all for the Dobby abuse as long as it's hilarious.
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>>223936161
this, you need to somehow impress her and make her come to you
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>>223935439
Nah Elle Fanning and the hapa are too ugly to play those characters.
and the funny thing is if Sadie played Ginny, everyone would be satisfied with her and Harry's romance (see Spooderman BND)
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Uh question

So is draco's dad malfoid now too? considering its the last name.
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>>223936080
because i don't like racemixing
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>>223936209
would taking my shirt off and showing her my muscles work?
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>>223936079
>run straight into the gossip circle
>"TROON! TROON IN THE BATHROOM! TROON IN THE BATHROOM Though you ought to know..."
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>>223936204
cp, from a seething tranny
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Malfoid is the Lancelot of Harry Potter- a fanfiction OC who over time will be retconned in as the true canon.
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>>223936225
OG still the best
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>>223936194
Yours looks like a American
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>>223936226
>Lancelot
>a fanfiction OC who over time will be retconned
wut
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>>223936222
too try hard, just be a really good quidditch player. You have to seem like you don't care about her at all
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>>223936079
there's no way i'd ever have the courage to talk to an attractive woman unless she initiated the conversation
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>>223936239
>>223936225
why are you fags so hellbent on turning this political? I'm leftist af and I fucking love Malfoid.
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>>223936160
this ones like a 7/10. Looks like they cast a girl who could actually act.
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>>223936180
Luck or stalking
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>>223936248
>You have to seem like you don't care about her at all
that never works unless you're a 99999 foot blonde chad
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>>223936150
new Linkin Park singer looks like she could be related to Malfoid
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>>223936240
american girls are not this skinny
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>>223936188
Tbf 1: they're not writing the whole story
2: they're already teens and moreish look like adults
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>>223936211
I think any good looking redhead would have satisfied everyone bc Bonnie Wright was such a bad actress that her mid face weren't even the biggest problem
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>>223936270
They are when they're teenage and have an eating disorder
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>>223934530
Why aren't real girls this pretty bros
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>>223936204
>having a 4chan account
grounds enough for suspension
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>>223936212
They change the suffix in that family depending on gender, like they do in some Eastern European countries. He is Lucius Malmoid
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>>223936254
Malfoid is a canonical blood purist racist. She would hate troons
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>>223936160
A bit of Emma made it into the fix I feel, not like that's a bad thing
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>>223935630
>word gets back to Lucius via Malfoid
>both are seething and complaining
>Lucius and Malfoid agree to speak to the headmaster about it
>Narcissa starts to snicker while drinking tea in the corner of the room
>Lucius asks "And what pray tell do you find so amusing?"
>Narcissa replies "Both of you are ridiculous. Slytherin this and Slytherin that. It was only a matter of time before fate played a joke at your expense".
>Malfoid replies "But mother, you're a Slytherin"
>Narcissa responds "My dear, my grandchildren's happiness means more to me than politics"
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>>223936212
Both are named Malfoy.
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>>223935685
Everyone seems to agree then. So those 3 series of books are the one you mentioned above I image? The sorcerer's tsundere, the girl who noticed him and the 3rd one is in korean language only?
I'm really starting to crave for a good full blown story. Not I'm much of a reader, but images and 2min videos only get you so far.

>>223935745
This is perfect actually, it really think ticks all the boxes. The mean boys muscle like you said and the girlfriends.

And yes it makes perfect sense to start it 1 book before, to make it progressive and natural, the way it would happen.
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Even though it's been explained to me I STILL do NOT understand why trannies are so mad about this stupid meme character.
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>>223936029
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>>223936278
some of them are
it's their personality that ruins their beauty
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>>223936244
Don't know the metalore of king aurther but that story has gone through like 1000 revisions.
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>>223936123
Why is she like this
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>>223936301
>the 3rd one is in korean language only?
there's a translation but it's AI-translated
it was pretty decent tho, with some mistakes here and there
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>>223936254
>I'm leftist af
and perpetually upset so it checks out
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>>223936287
Idk, Wizards love their polyjuice, not sure they'd care too much
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>>223936315
she isn't
stop trying to ruin malfoid by making her a classless whore like every real woman on the planet
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>>223936262
hey yea she does
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>>223936304
They hate anything Harry Potter in general because of JK being a terf. Malfoid is a gender bent character but is a real women and not a tranny which pisses them off even more
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>>223936315
Now that I think about it, is house rivalry relevant for anything beyond quidditch?
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>>223936313
And the story turned to shit in the end with Arthur getting cucked by Lancelot. We need to gatekeep Malfoid to prevent
>>223935922
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>>223936336
They are pretty mad because EVERY artist refused to draw tranny shit, it was a full artist hivemind blocking this shit.
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>>223936270
thats pretty standard for girls who go the model route. "Thick" is really a whores and male gaze type thing.
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>>223936346
house cup with all the points, who has the better common rooms
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>>223936364
models are also whores though. they just fuck slimy old jews instead of chads
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>>223936327
just checked rowlings twitter
all wizards hate them.
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Just dropped

Harry and Malfoid have a date in the muggle world
https://x.com/Tomw852/status/2114575246980227498/video/1

needs to be a mp4 now
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>>223936150
Fixed
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>>223936293
makes me wonder now if blonde Emma Watson with contacts could play Malfoid or not
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>>223936354
Theres already some cuck in here telling everyone what WE need to do. Luckily none of the ai artists actually cater to him lol.
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>>223935487
The full video or an extract because it 3min will look shit with the file size limit...
>>223936031
Alright. You want me to cut where I cut or before? Before harry start running? 1:16 is just in the middle of the best shot it doesn't make sense.
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>>223936401
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>>223936392
Be still, my yearning heart.
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>>223936326
>u ask question!
>ur upset
Y'all are the ones making the webm's, don't see any webm's of malfoy getting a sex change

Why does asking questions seem to upset you?
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>>223936372
>Sorry Hufflecucks- I mean poofs- I mean puffs, we spent all our magic budget so only shit wooden chairs for you
He said calmly
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>>223936377
Most models start out tweens or teens. Plus thats more like a thing that happens not the requirement like being an actress.
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>>223936392
Brb need to find some snow covered steps.
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>>223935129
This one is gold. kek
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>>223936304
Why do you guys have your pulse o nthe tranny community? I genuinely would have no idea any trannies anywhere were upset about this if it wasn't for youtubers and anons in these threads telling me they are.
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>>223936450
>Most models start out tweens or teens
yes which is when the slimy old jews first rape them and groom them into being whores
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>>223936392
>no jeets or pakis in sight
>school kids can go on dates and have fun out in the open
If only the UK could go back to being like this and not what it is now.
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>>223936404
He has a point though, about gatekeeping. We've benefitted from this being a thing largely targeted towards straight males. It could end up being ruined like so many other things if some woke groups co-opt it.
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>>223935525
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792901672687115.mp4
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>>223936244
Lancelot wasn't in the original king Arthur stories. He was such a popular character that over time he became canon
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>>223936392
Has malfoy never been outside the wizard world? I though they all go back for summer?
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>>223936465
timestamped 1994, truely a better time
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>>223936478
Yeah, to her mansion.
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>>223936321
Well it should be alright, a few translation mistakes shouldn't prevent us from enjoying the story. What is it called?
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>>223936372
Hufflepuff reminds me of the Shire.
Would 100% have second breakfast in that room.
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>>223936398
Hair too fluffy
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>>223936471
>co-opt it.


....There is no co-opt'ing malfoid, it's a fanfic, you don't own it, I don't own it, no one owns it, that's the point.
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>>223936462
People on X post bluesky screenshot compilations of trannies seething about malfoid. Tranny YouTubers are also making long videos seething about her.
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>>223936434
I was a different guy
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>>223936493
>What is it called?
malfoy, the villainess
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>>223936372
HL showed the common rooms in detail.
Slytherin is basically an aquarium.
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>>223936462
me neither but trannies post here
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>>223936128
she's perfect for a nothingburger ginger character that looses the harry potter bowl
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>>223936471
they're already trying to do it by genderbending all characters including Snape and Hagrid.
And some creators like ZeyHashimoto have started inserting yurishit into their works now.
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>>223936501
I don't believe you and like this artwork believe the outrage to be maufactured. A group of people that abandoned the franchise long ago due to the owner of said franchise being percieved as anti-w/e the fuck they are, are now upset some guys like a fanfic? And why are any of us giving them our attention?

I just like malfoid and tsundere, wtf is this crap?
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>>223936500
You can definitely take over a trend or at least mar it, if only by flooding it with content that only your group likes.
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>>223936501
Yea also this trend started on bluesky. Dabbing on the trannies was built into the premise.
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>>223936013
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792988174228529.mp4
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>>223935525
me own daughtah, a 'puff
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>>223936517
this one?
https://archiveofourown.com/works/93709791/chapters/250096006
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>>223936535
Not in this case. In this case its a publicly owned fan fiction character. There is no canon to take over, no narrative to dominate. It doesn't matter who writes what and how many all of it is exactly as relevant and "canon" as everything else.
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Lego needs to get on this
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>>223936548
that's one of the cringiest things I've seen. The music choice did it I think.
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>>223936392
Jesus Christ.
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>>223936410
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>>223936392
DELETE
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>>223936595
oh lawd too lolita, pull out pull out, TOO LOLITA!!
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>>223936315
I have so many Gryffindor cheerleader clips from Sora. Wish it was still up.
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>>223936410
Just keep the trio walking in their dresses, don't need any of the reaction shots.
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>>223936581
The korean slop use the gayest music ever
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>>223936395
What music do wizards even listen to? They can't have pop because thats all electronica.
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>>223936554
that link sends me to the home page
I'm trying to upload the epub I have but catbox is being retarded
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>>223936559
It's not so much about changing the "canon" (although these threads prove that a community can collectively establish a broad canon) and more discouraging one group from interacting with something by making it increasingly associated with another group. I mean you can literally see that occurring with how many people wanted to avoid the Malfoid trend because it has "foid" in the name.
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>>223936595
holy shit imagine eating her pristine asshole and pussy out all fucking pale white annd pink innie winking pink rabbit nose asshole tastes and smells like fucking heaven on earth, pure ambrosia, fountain of youth shit the cleanest best pleasure, and sucking her toes and licking her soft warm stuffy armpits with her golden hair all around uuoohh uuhhffhh uuhoohhhh uuhgghh
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>>223936392
it's not fair bros
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>>223936559
You're being really anal retentive about this. Its obvious hes just referring the consensuss or what most creators end up following. Like pretty much everyone has them go to the ball together despite that not being in the books. They also have sectumsempra scars but don't have her being infertile like coopters want.
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>>223936548
Amazing!
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>>223935094
Very unrealistic, why would anyone cast a poop-disappearing spell in India?
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>>223936576
custom legos have been a thing forever
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>>223936636
>holy shit imagine eating her pristine asshole and pussy out all fucking pale white annd pink innie winking pink rabbit nose asshole tastes and smells like fucking heaven on earth, pure ambrosia, fountain of youth shit the cleanest best pleasure, and sucking her toes and licking her soft warm stuffy armpits with her golden hair all around uuoohh uuhhffhh uuhoohhhh uuhgghh
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>>223936392
Muggle world date is an untapped goldmine
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>>223936622

The only people discouraged are those that were never going to interact with this to begin with
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>>223936392
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792990877442326.webm
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>>223936392
Bratfoy is best Malfoid
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>>223936631
>actually I only need a bit of his blood, forget about the whole portkey thing. Just make sure they date. It's peak
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>>223936662
I'm very white those are very white thoughts
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>>223936304
They dont
Your average tranny, redditor, leftist, etc actually has no problem with this slop.
That youtube trooner they tried to spam even has no problem with it, but they'll claim HE does to justify their goonery
The bluesky (a minority of a minority) cap they spam is how they justify being adult harry potterfags and gooners. Its like when they ran around doing free marketing for that disney level woke slop HP game a few years ago.
They even have the blessing of the biggest tranny on this site aka the /tv/ mod to spam the board.
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>>223936127
Malfoid has A-cups she's insecure about, but is impossibly beautiful in every other aspect
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>>223936643
But in their canon she is infertile and a man and it's completely true and a fact written forever in established canon because some guy wrote it.

And now it isn't again.

Now she transformed into a Dragon and the Dragon has a penis.

But she still doesn't.

Now she does.


Worrying about this shit is retarded and I'm laughing at both of you.
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>>223936668
Nah, that's not true.
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>>223936673
....don't say yes if you can't say no
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>>223936559
there are some weird and sad offshoots. Infertile one is the most common, some want sectumsempra removed entirely, some korean have them not getting married at all at the train scene at the end is Harry with Ginny and Malfoid with her own family looking at each other sadly in a bittersweet end.

Genderbent Ron and other characters seem to be thrown out the window, Cedric being genderbent is still being argued over. Crabbe and Goyle being gender bent too but a lot of people are warming up to them just being background bodyguards and Pansey and Millicent taking over as her main friends.
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>>223936608
>>223936636
The duality of man.
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>>223936701
>slop
yea you're a tranny
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>>223936720
Oh but it is. The people you are so concerned with left the fandom years ago and already wouldn't interact with it positively for fear of being branded anti-they/them/xer people
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>>223936554
ok, I don't know why I can't post a catbox link here but I found this
https://global.novelpia.com/novel/6589
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>>223936707
nice redditspacing you fucking queer lmao
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>>223936673
don't do this to me
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>>223936643
>her being infertile
never understood this weird plot point they want to incorporate. Sectumsempra cutting the skin somehow injures the victim's internal organs?
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>>223936740
See what I mean? They'll go as far as defending the same woke shit your average lefty does, but larp as us when they want to push something here.
There's a reason why they shy away from boards with flags too
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>>223936532
They are pissed because they think JK Rowling is committing Trans genocide so every malfoid artist is participating in helping her cause. Also they secretly love Harry potter and wish they could participate in this trend but can't because they've all canceled JK. Also they tried to make a tranny Peter Parker art trend called Petra Parker but it failed spectacularly, while malfoid is a spectacular success. Also they hate heterosexuality and beautiful women- which is what they malfoid trend is all about. They also hate AI. Trannys and libtards aren't participating in the malfoid movement which is why it has remained good for the so long.
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>>223936733
True and my point was those are valid too, this is a fanfic and if that stirs the passion of the writers, as shit as it may be, then so be it.
But no one is "taking over" anything and if they do it's because it's popular.


>>223936756
rent free fgt
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>>223936478
muggle world is beneath her
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>>223936750
That was just a specific example, don't fixate on it. The point was that people can and do get discouraged from being involved in a trend depending on the vibe they pick up from its community and the content it produces.
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>>223936783
PURO SEXXXXOOOOO
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>>223936733
>that image
Yo! wtf!!? Mafoid is dead too? Fuck this shit!
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>>223936778
I'm a libtard and regularly make are you fucking culture war addled imbecile.
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>>223936548
without sound so we can post it here
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>>223936772
I assume it's that subset of fanfiction writers that are obsessed with tragedy and push it to extremes.
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I'm still on the lunarry boat...
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>>223936772
Most people have never recieved a serious injury in their life and so have no idea how they work.
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>>223936772
It makes no sense because in the actual story Snape heals Draco perfectly and he has no lasting scars. They just want a sad ending
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>>223936834
good for you
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>>223936782
I accept your concession.
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>>223936786
>The point was that people can and do get discouraged from being involved in a trend depending on the vibe they pick up from its community and the content it produces.
Then its working perfectly. Anyone put off from "the vibe" can fuck off.
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>>223936796
you sound unhinged
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>>223936796
Speak English faggot
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>>223936733
That pic makes no sense, Voldemort had no way of knowing Malfoy was the true master. And if the master of a wand dies, then whoever gets it will own it.
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>>223936620
sorry for that, I'm phoneposting and I wrote .com instead of .org. Its:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93709791/chapters/250096006

>>223936752
it seems like the same story from the link above but translated very differently, probably by another AI
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>>223935505
I don't think it works for the story as it is or for the Malfoid romance, but I have been mulling over the idea of how it would change events recently. I think in general we'd see less house enmity because Harry would still be Harry and thus still try to be friends or at least friendly with Ron and various other students from other houses. It's also pretty obvious from Malmoid's initial attempts to "recruit" Harry that the whole ex-Death-Eater scene wanted to groom him as their new figurehead in Voldemort's absence, so it's possible that when he does return there'd be a schism instead of them all falling in line the second their Dark Marks throb, with the more self-interested ones like Lucius preferring to gamble on Potter rather than spend the rest of their lives living in fear that their immortal psychopath god-emperor will torture them to death on a whim (even if he is still promising TMD) while the true believers and maniacs stick with Volds, so there's a Death Eater civil war (with everyone else on the non-Voldemort side) instead of them just infiltrating and overthrowing the government within two years. Slytherin Harry could unironically be the good timeline.
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>>223936842
The reason is honestly trivial, why would getting sliced be impossible to somehow render someone infertile? and wtf does having broken your leg in the past or been in a wreck have to do with....Do you just need to find a reason to look down on people?

I don't understand the reasoning here my guy.

>receiving a serious injury makes me understand how women become infertile

You can't figure that shit out by reading and hamfistedly stuffing a plausible scenario in there somewhere?
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>>223936707
You're gonna pretend that people make content in a vacuum? In theory, all fanfic is equally valid. In practice, people tend to enjoy sharing and discussing fan content with each other. Community matters, and that should be obvious by the very fact that we are here, with Malfoid now, despite the fact that female Draco has existed for decades. Some people decided to make art for it and it snowballed, and people enjoyed being inspired and discovering each other's work. These threads exist exactly because people enjoy sharing this stuff in a community. If a Malfoid fan came to one of these threads and found that every one else was posting pregnancy porn of her, you could be obtuse and say "well my fanfic is just as relevant", or you could be honest and acknowledge that, with no one else sharing your vision of the story and a whole bunch of people parroting a vision you hate, you would be less likely to involve yourself with that community.
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>>223936846
Most people never read the books and probably haven't rewatched the movies. The scars are more of an artistic thing like a wedding ring for trouble makers. The infertilization angle is 100% pushed by tranny double agents.
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>>223936673
please god make it stop
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>>223936772
Its their subconscious knowing that this is tranny tier shit and the reality that none of them actually want the responsibility of a child
its all larp
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>>223936869
>>223936875
>lol u have a typo

I accept your concession.
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Why is the thread not about Malfoid anymore
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>>223935745
I can only talk to the movies, but in 1 you have Malfoid and Harry alone in the forest for detention and he defends/protects her.

In 2 during the quidditch tournament they battle and she falls but he grabs her after getting the finch and breaks the fall for both of them. She visits him in the hospital at night and they have a moment.

In 3 there's a part where Harry can't go on the field trip because he needs a parent signature. I would make Malfoid also not go on the trip to the village because Lucious doesn't want her associate with commoners. Harry and Malfoid meet alone while the others are away where she asks him why he keeps saving her and they have a sweet moment.

By 4 she is somewhat smitten by him. She acts coy around Harry when she's at the quidditch cup with her father. The rest can go either way, with either Harry (or Malfoid) asking the other to the Yule ball, or they go with other people but it doesn't go well and they meet in a secluded spot. Basically everything with Hermione gets swapped out for Malfoid. She's the one Harry saves during the challenge. And then everything blows up after Voldemort comes back as he no longer trusts her.
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>>223936875
English is gay af. I speak American
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>>223936901
Oh so that's what it was, same seething tranny derailing it.
Sad!
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>>223936907
Because they want to define it by it not being about trannies thereby missing its point and letting the trannies win
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>>223936846
Track a lineage through mothers? We get our surnames from our fathers not our nothers.
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>>223936865
Well, unless the vibe subtly and gradually shifts. I'm not necessarily talking about politics here. Another example is making Malfoid into just another goonerbait character.
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>>223936881
yea it's just dumb tragic drama for the sake of it, Vodlemort not knowing and killing Snape instead is a big plot point. Also she is a pureblood, it would alienate his followers if he killed her.
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How the fuck did we burn through two threads in a couple of hours?
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>>223936846
Infertility is dumb for sure, but I wouldn't be opposed to some lasting damage or at least a decently long healing process. It forces them to confront how dangerous their conflict was becoming, and it's consequences. And it's more congruent to when we see the spell later maim one of the Weasley twins.
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>>223936893
No see, I wouldn't though. If the community was feet fetishists, yeah, I wouldn't involve myself with foot fetishes. But I would still involve myself with Malfoid. The foot fetishists just wouldn't like it
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>>223936918
Are you still pretending to be white and begging for the mod to come save you from the evil 4chan racists?
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>>223936947
yearning
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>>223936947
Malfoid board, Malfoid world
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>>223936885
off the top of my head
>they see each other in common rooms
>have to compete for seeker spot
>harry might become popular in slytherin for being the boy who lived or his later achievements
>they have to work together for house points even if they hated each other for some other reason
>basically king and queenn of the house after harry rises through the ranks
Idk only real downside I can't think around is how they would be holding grudges after the initial meeting. Forgot to mention harry could still be put in slytherin against his will by the sorting hat.
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>>223935086
>>223935128
>>223935234
>>223935262
The irony for me as a guy who only ever wanted one woman from day one and therefore always had the best of intentions, was I'd always want to get to know girls/woman first, (as friends I guess). There was never any shortage of women I was physically attracted to, but that doesn't tell me jack-shit about their character or our compatibility. I wanted to see them in action in daily life at work or something first.

Only to find out later this is the exact opposite of what they want in the romance novels. That I'm supposed to be mesmerised by them based on looks alone and immediately sweep them off their feet. And of course I'd watch this play out with other men - repeatedly.

Yet I still couldn't change strategy, because although I'd see beautiful girls and be attracted physically on sight, I still had no intention of banging every bitch day one and having a string of ex girlfriends and maybe a bunch of fatherless kids from shore to shore that I don't know about. Besides, if she were that easy that tells me all I need to know about her, and she's not what I'm looking for.

As a result I was the one giving the 'let's just be friends' speech all my life. Not saying I was drowning in female attention or anything, but I had a few interested in me, (probably more due to the stupid thing where they want what they can't have), that I rejected romantically, but was happy to be friends with. When you're unshakably monogamous all other women are friends by default, and you can still enjoy being around them and appreciate their femininity and beauty for what it is.

Then I meet my wife who is quite different and surprisingly out of my league pretty hot, and women who were my 'friends' at that point were tripping over themselves trying to fuck it up.

Some men have their own romance blueprint that most women don't care about and never did, and they're currently genuinely wondering why they're so obsessed with some idealised waifu.
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>>223936465
where amogus
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>>223936961
Sneethe's Feed and Seed
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>>223936492
>muggleblood
I know it's just engrish, but I like the idea that she's too flustered in his presence to be racist properly.
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>>223936977
formerlly snapes
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>>223936903
its your tone nigga
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>>223936959
That's why I specifically said that it was the Malfoid community, genius. The point is that if everyone adheres to a canon you hate, you won't want to engage with it. That's why the "muh all fanfic is the same" doesn't actually track if you think it through, because in reality, people like sharing their ideas. Here's some homework for your autistic ass, try and work out why fanfiction writers even bother to share their fanfiction, if no one else's opinion about it matters. Best of luck champ.
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>>223936929
>Another example is making Malfoid into just another goonerbait character.
Yeah, those idiots can go. They're slaves to their lower brain stem.
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Not everyone has what it takes to handle a Gigastacey gf
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>>223936920
please do not engage with redditors
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>>223936733
>Millicent
She put Hermione in a chokehold. She's hardcore.
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>>223934530
>1 post a minute on a slow board
woah these browns still cannot comprehend what's real and what's fake
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>>223937039
This one is perfect.
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>>223936952
If you're gonna go that angle why still have harry not know what the spell does? Then it seems like a cautionary tale in carelessness/foolishness.
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>>223937031
Except you're making all that shit up and they're still engaging with it you silly little queer. There is no "canon" and the "community" is all over the place.
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>>223934530
>visit my hot cousin today
>she just casually mentions malfoid(as malfoid)
why did this particular derogatory name take off with normies?
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>>223936970
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>>223936846
The scars give her thematic symmetry to Harry. I can accept it, but if there's ever a hard Malfoid canon, it's an acceptable loss.
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>>223937073
>The scars give her thematic symmetry to Harry.
It rhymes
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>>223937039
Reminds me of Archie and Veronica.
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>>223937069
It's the one being used all over tiktok and Youtube.
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>>223937052
Japan is a nice place to live america is not. Whats so hard about this?
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>>223937069
>>223937069
i legit think it's a catchy name very memable like bowsette it just werks
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>>223937072
the twitter post is partially correct in the sense that most men contribute to the modern culture of all women being disgusting whores, but the women themselves bear just as much responsibility for not having the dignity to tell the gooners to kill themselves
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>>223937073
Malfoid would end up with scars anyway, in the books its said that when Voldemort died, the mark death eaters had, Voldemort's mark, became scar tissue
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flying oh so high oh so high up in the sky
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>>223936834
The hbo series is the slim last chance for it.
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>>223937082
nice context bro
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>>223937069
Normies dont know what "foid" means
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>>223937069
They likely don't even know an alternative exists.
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>>223937072
idk but that one sounds hateful there
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>>223937135
its entirely reasonable to hate fuckboys and the gooners that simp for their second hand scraps
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>>223937064
I don't really get your point. Are you saying he should intentionally try to murder her?
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>>223937069
>>223937125
Btw woman was made from wif (wife) plus man (human). Femoid is just the same thing female human or creature. Its really no more deragatory than woman.
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>>223937160
yea kinda
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>>223937181
I dunno, the guy trying to kill the girl is more of a female romance thing...
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>>223937112
I like the idea that in the process of helping Harry defeat Voldemort her dark mark is magically cleansed leaving no scar.
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>>223937227
if people really want a scar parallel she should have a dark mark scar to match harry's scar. None of the infertile setumsempra scar shit
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What if voldemort exploded harry's testicles
Would malfoid still love him if he couldn't knock her up?
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>>223937208
Its not like it was idea out of the blue. I'm saying if you want some sort of consequences and lesson, the original sectumsempra idea is a bit weak.
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>>223937290
*my idea
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>>223937120
funny thing is that the actress rumored to be Luna give me Draconia vibes kek
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>>223937270
>what if she was infertile because of sectumsempra
>what if he was ball destroyed by voldermort
what if she was fertile and they had 10 kids, huh
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>>223937311
>10 kids
Be reasonable, you only need 7 for a Quidditch team.
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i dont want children but i might reconsider if i had a malfoid wife
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>>223937350
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>Look after your Brothers James Hedwig, your mother and I will be spending the next few months working on the tie breker.
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>>223937350
fixed
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>>223937333
Narcissa wants 2 Quidditch team though
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>>223937402
Harry Cavill is new
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>Malfoid thread nearly 3 times busier than the next most active thread on this board
Huh?
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>>223937590
dying website, living trend
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>>223936673
Back when Britain wasn't full of scum.
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>>223937590
people are lonelier than ever, and it's not just limited to those of us who use 4chan
why are you surprised that we yearn?
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what is the endgame of yearning? society is too fucked to find your own malfoid
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>>223937640
iktf anon
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>>223937627
Ask not why you yearn, simply learn to yearn till you yearn to yearn.
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>>223937640
I don't know, man. I just want to be happy.
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i'm just going to embrace accelerationism out of spite
if society won't give us malfoid gfs then society should be snuffed out
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It's been a pleasure yearning with you, guys.
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new thread
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>>223937890
>>223937890
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>>223937640
I've been having more fun in these threads than woke flop #4083



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