Unmarried and childless. What went horribly wrong?
>>223935785Being born white.
Rich is married and Mike is still with Jesse. Jay is going to die a lonely cat-dad.
>>223935785Are you talking about me? I don’t know what went wrong. I’m just a garden variety loser.
Seething about George Lucas and the prequels
>>223935898No one gives a shit about snar wurrs in 2026. In 2046 George Lucas will long be dead and no one but half dead gen x ers and millennials will give abshit about his long abandoned or torn down museum
>childlessAs opposed to 3 ex-wives and children who hate you?
i want to donate to aris one day and ask if i can have his millions when he dies since hes gonna die childless and alone
>>223935785What did you expect from people who thought the blockage of trade routes resulting in war was unrealistic?
>>223936634Every kid hates their parent's. It's the human cycle until people stop having sex for selfish reasons
>>223936714They didn't say it was unrealistic. They questioned how a huge green planet abundant in sea life and pastures could "starve" after just one week.>"My people are starving, Senator!"
>>223936853How can 80% of a world covered in water filled with sea life be dying of hunger and starving to death?
They thought for themselves.May they burn at the longhorn steakhouse
>>223935785They're critics, all critics die unhappy
>>223935871>Mike is still with JesseThey broke up ages ago.
>>223935871Jay's slaying pussy by day and ass by night (at the Manhole)
>>223935785WHAT IS IT with the RLM hate recently?! What did they do wrong aside from declining in quality? Or was 4Chan always half-filled with RLM haters? Because all I remember from the glory days is people sucking their cocks whatever they did
>>223938577it’s mainly two groups >zoomers pounding sand >prequelfags in their endless battle to rewrite history
>>223938487So he just brings her to recent WWE events for old time's sake?
>im gonna assume some shit despite these people keeping their personal lives separate from their work lives so well that nobody even knew that mike was still dating the same girl from 15+ years ago until they showed up in the audience of WWE
>>223938599I see.I still like them and their material, they've obviously lost their touch a little bit (especially Mike, he feels so apathetic these days) but they definitely don't deserve this amount of vitriol
>>223938652I completely forgot Jessie even existed until people brought it up, and I had no idea they were dating
>>223935898HAL9000 edits are by far the best versions, especially episode 3 edited back to before the reshoots.
>>223938652Don't kick the autistics.
>>223935785How many kids do you have with your wife?
>>223938613proof?
>>223935785If they had moved to LA when they had a chance and heidecker invited them to be part of JASH they would all be married and successful nowadays
>>223938577Rlm built their entire reputation on hatwarching
>>223939013You're clearly not a rlm head if you haven't already seen the clip. Sorry I don't want to associate with you or discuss mikes personal life with someone who is not a genuine fan.
>>223935785>these guys don't plaster their personal lives all over social media, therefore the only logical conclusion that I, a very smart and well adjusted /tv/ poster, can come to is that they have no personal livesSome of you are just too retarded to live.
