>he found the perfect image to start his thread?>make it a .webp
>right click>save as .jpg
>ban him for pointing out malfoid is spammed by browns
>>223936610>fail the upload because file is corrupted>once he fixes the file show the warning "please unblock spur.us">once he does that range ban him>report him to the authorities>SWAT him>Kill his mom and set his house on fire
>>223936593audible jej
I installed extention that adds "download as" to right click
>>223936655Didn't they "kill" Truman's parents in the movie too?
>sir, internet caught up to webp>cancel all plans, launch project "avif"
>>223936593Who deserves to be hacked to death with machetes more? The sites that use webp like wikis or 4chan for never allowing it this many years?
>Sir, he needs a moderately specific image that google images should easily be able to direct him to>Show him dozens of images that are related to the one he's looking for but don't give him what he wants
>make him find the perfect image on google>make it blurry dogshit from facebook or instagram, neither of which he has accounts for
>>223936926Fucking hate it when I'm looking for specific information or image that's on a platform that you need an account to simply view. Still not making a facebook, twitter, or insta account though.
I don't know why 4chan doesn't just allow webps. I usually just drag it into paint and then copy paste into the post
resizing on mobile changes it to .jpg
You can just search "webp to png" and find numerous sites that'll convert it instantly. Alternatively you can just screenshot the image then post that.
>>223936862I hate thinking about how in the 00s you could actually GIS anything like a scene or character from a movie or TV show or whatever and actually have it show up instead of getting unrelated shit or at best a deepfried 200x100 3fps gify link.
>>223936593>He posted in an active thread?>Make it get archived or deleted shortly afterwards with no one replying to him
>>223937011Type in "goyimx.com" instead of "x.com" in the url. You're welcome.
>>223936655>open in mspaint>save as jpg
>>223937130>He’s been in various threads all night? Ban him for off-topic 2 hours after his last post so he doesn’t know until he wakes up. Don’t cite any of his posts in the ban.
>>223936593>He screenshotted it?>Give the thread zero replies, straight to archive
>>223936593>He doesn't have xconvert on his start bar
>>223936593>make it a .webpMy script automatically converts any image format to PNG, and if it's too big, it converts it to JPGStop being a phone user
This meme is normalfagcoded
>>223936593>>223936610you guys know you can just copy paste images right? even if you couldnt doesnt your browser have a built in snipping tool?
>>223937020I really don’t understand why the world’s favorite IMAGEboard does not allow webp, considering like half of all images online have the file type now
Well, 4chan supports MP4 now. Why not .webp?
>>223936593>he found a perfect image to start his thread?>make it a .png with 10mb size>if he crop this picture, make it blurry
>he posted?>ban him for a month for breaking a made up rule that he didn't even break anyways>he made an appeal explaining the situation thoroughly with links included to the posts showing how he didn't even break the rule that was made up for his banning in the first place?>deny the request>he wants to make a complaint using the feedback page?>make sure it doesn't work>he installed all the ancient software needed to run the irc channel that's 20 years out of date?>keep shutting off his connection >he waited a month and began posting again?>let him make two or three inoffensive on topic normal posts to make him think the ban is over then range ban his ip for abuse
>>2239365934chanxt converts them to png
what's the last good update hiromoot ever provided this site?
>he'll start his morning checking out 4chan threads>looks like he's up for some discussion today>set him banned for ban evasion because someone who had his IP once shitposted on /int/
>>223938659>banned for ban evasion when he was never banned in the first place Kafkaesque
its amazing the lengths google will go to to force their favored ad merchants to the top of the list. killed search and images for literally no reason. had 90% market share. nobody would even consider using some shit like yandex or duckduckgo
>he found a perfect picture to post on 4chan?>make it AI generated and the other posters will call him Indian
>.avif
>he posted "I miss Moot" on 4chan?>ban him from all boards for trolling outside /b/
>>223936862>hes searching for keyword?>make sure an unrelated product that has keyword in it appears at the top of the search>make sure it completely pollutes any search using this keyword>sir hes clicking page two>keep going>sir hes reaching page 10!>alright load a direct link to his facebook profile at the top of page 10
I never watch this movie. Is this what it feels like to be a 4chan janitor?
>>223938710spotted the promptroon
>>223938805Only leftards hate AI
>>223938723I never seen a photo with this format before
>>223937243>use chance>every file gets converted anyway>don't even need to download the file can just select it from Google images>videos automatically convert and stay under size and time limits>proper filtering by image >proper regex word filtering >see replies It's the only way to use this shithole nowPhoneposting is simply superior
>sir a famous celebrity died this morning>make sure he didn't get a sticky thread on /tv/
>>223938378rapeape has some weird hatred for it
>>223936593>irfanview>batch conversion>webp to png
>>223938882Everything god makes is goodAI is man made
>>223938895What about when you get images ftom to internet yo post?
>he finally worked up the courage to get a job and told his parents about it?>make him get severely ill the night before his first shift and have his boss tell him not to bother coming in because they'll just find someone else
>>223939224are you having a stroke
>>223936628It's actually spammed by troons. Malfoid is literally every troons wet dream to transition as. It's literal psyop propaganda.
>>223939402Yes, but you shpuld still understand what im sayingUnless you only get images from chance
>>223936593oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223936593Haven't made a new thread in years.
>>223936593>Take a pic of the screen>Proceed to phonepostEZ
>Want to save a archived Kat Dennings thread in 4plebs>Cloudfare fucked gallery-dl so I can’t
lmao newfags are so fucking funny
>>223937159>open in mspaint>Firewall: photos.exe is requesting internet access
>>223936593>he’s using a funny format that’s relevant to television and film?>excellent, now get some unfunny retard to endlessly spam it. Now add in normalfags using it to whine about their personal problems>he still thinks he can salvage it? deploy the content farmers and make sure they all completely fuck up the format.
>>223936593
>he finally has a couple of hours to himself for a quality goon sesh>perfect, have our resident faggot flood the tracker with gay scenes out of nowhere so he spends half the time wondering why that happened
>Let him buy a house>Make the mortgage 30 years at 5%>And trigger the biggest economic crisis the world has ever seen... now
You now remember webp was created by a Ukrainian. Should we support Russia?
>He found the perfect image with no background?>Give it a background but only after he saves the picture
>>223936744>>223936765>>223937020>>223938378>>223938971
>>223936593This only works if Truman is too dumb to know how to convert webp into jpgYou aren't that stupid are you?
>>223936862>make duckduckgo not show him the image he wants>make google give him the unusual traffic warning>make tor bitch about javascript being disabled
>Make him sleep well>Make him tired>Make it so coffee doenst work
>>223940497>torIsn't that like a VPN for pedophiles?
>>223940474It's still an inconvenience especially for mobile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
>not using 4chan next that auto converts webp to jpgs AND strips audio from webms so you can post themhttps://github.com/cercos/4chan-neXTngmi
>>223936700His Dad died on the boat to keep him terrified of leaving the Island. Then he snuck on set to tell Truman the truth and that's the main driver of the plot.>now make him forget most of the plot of every film he's ever watched due to worms eating his brain.
>>223939212The Sistine Chapel is manmade.
>>223942971WrongIf it is good, god made it
>>223938333it's still annoying
>>223943011>if I like it, God made itgreat argument
>>223936628>>223939423Malfoid is just HBO bots astroturfing their new show
>>223943104>great argumentThank you
>>223943145>>223943104>>if I like it, God made itOh wait. I didn't say that, you lied
>>223936593>Sir! look at this! He's about to reply to this off topic thread!>Calm down! Delete the thread, this argument is over.
>>223940535Get checked for sleep apneaYeah using a CPAP sucks but it changed my life
>>223943166>also make sure to ban him even though it’s our job to ensure off topic threads are deleted on time
>>223939739I got one for ya https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/164386629
>make sure all the images he wants have the 9gag watermark
>show him 17 edits of the image he wants but not the original
>>223936593webm with sound
>>223936610>Chrome doesn't allow you to save webp as jpeg by right clicking. You have to do other annoying shit like copy and paste it into paint or photoshop and save it as a jpeg or use pajeet-coded plugins.
>>223936593If it's not a PNG with transparent background I just copy paste it on Paint and save.
just get a "save as png" extension. chrome and Firefox both have them.
>>223936593>he took a screenshot?>File is Too Large
>make him see an off-topic shitpost thread filled with porn and politics>make sure the thread hits bump limit>NO, don't prune it. And no deleted posts, either. >what's that? he posted a mild greentext in an offtopic thread that barely has 10 posts in it an hour in?>ban him for 3 days from all boards.
>>223936593my robot buddy made me a script for this
>>223943356
>write clanker userscript to auto convert webps i paste into post box into jpeg>it just workssorry luddites state inferior
4chan next userscript converts it on the fly.
>>223936593MS paint is your fren
>>223936610>>223943966manually changing the extension with "save as" has never worked for me because 4chan says the file is corrupted, but there's ton of browser add-ons that convert and save images for you
>SIR HE'S BUMPING THE THREAD!!!
>>223937037>nothing on /v/ is /v/ related2real4me
JUST USE THIS FUCKING CONVERTER!!!https://ezgif.com/webp-to-jpg
>>223936593The 4chanX fork I use (forgot which lol) auto-converts them.
>>223947483>have to dl the pic>go to another page>upload pic>wait>dl pic again>finally upload to 4chinzNOPE. I rather just not post the stupid pic
>>223943879every time I try to find a video of something, all I can find are people reacting and commenting on it. I can't just find the original video anymore.
>have him find the image he wants on reddit>and when he posts it on 4ch>have everyone tells him to go back because the autists recognize reddit filenames
>>223936610SAAR I am IT expert call me Steve SAAR
This sir goes too far!
>he has a heated argument with an anon?>make the captcha fail for no reason 3 times even tho he solved it perfectly>now make his upload fail >he is trying again?make the system think his post is spam>he is now rewriting his post,perfect>make him make a very stupid grammatical mistake and have like 10 people quote him with laughing pictures
>>2239367444chan, definitely. I can't fault people that want their websites to use a more lightweight file format, but for 4chan to jump on WebMs when they were hot off the presses only to look like dinosaurs when it comes to webp support just looks incompetent.
>>223936593People care about making good posts here?
>>223947916take the hint and stop watching videos entirely
>>223938895>Sir... he's trying to post something using Chance™.>Ah, you can go for a smoke break then. The app will do the job for us.
>>223948202
>>223938378I wish we had AV1 support for webm/mp4 or at least a higher filesize limit because it's real hard to get quality to fit in 4/6MiB
>>223936628>>223939423I’m a white chud and I eat that shit up
>>223948131we're all pretty sure you're actually retarded and we are in fact laughing at you
>>223943356kek, best one itt
>>223940373such complete stupidity
>>223943356>he doesn't right click page, take screenshot, and drag rectangle aroudn the portion of the image without the watermark
>>223944084IT'S THISIT'S FUCKING THIS RIGHT HERE
