>we must become better men, and atone for the horrible misogynistic crimes of our heroes!Is this where we are now? Mega woke retellings of classic stories?
"war is bad"t. the smartest man to ever live at the apex of his philosophical output
>>223939909I clapped
>>223939887define woke
>>223940604
>>223940604public face of critical race theory
>>223939887>Mega woke retellingsNooooo!!!!!1!!Trannies and small, frail soldiers existed in ancient greek armies!!!!!1!!
>>223939887The real retelling would be that Agamemnon was right about women and war and of course post Hittitic states getting uppity, Achilles was a dirty fag who ran a fag commune that everybody was disgusted at, and Odyseuss was a whiney pussy who was afraid of being cucked
>>223939887If only you knew how bad things really are...
>>223940604Having Niggers in media
The funniest thing is that if you look at Odysseus's home there are chinks in it too. This is parody tier woke levels.
The original poem ends where him and Telemachus line up a bunch of the housemaids who slept with the suitors and hang them all in public and high five each other
>>223941091absolutely based
>>223940604Hiring a tranny actor to be a legendary warrior and having niggers as European gods
>>223940642
shieeeeeeet
>>223940604Are you still trying this shit?No wonder people call you npcs, fucking broken record.
BIG
>>223942759SLOP
>>223941091Those whore didn't just sleep with them. They sided with them, mocked the house and exposed Penelope's tapestry trick. At least in a proper translation, I don't know about the Wilson reimagining. Not that Nolan did understand that either, judging by that ugly feminist's review.Le patriarchal Homer punished everyone equally in the end, meanwhile Nolan omitted it because it was muh misogynistic according to his matriarchal values.
>>223941634Using that image in this context is just saying being tasked to explain your position is enough to defeat it.
Move the fuck on
>>223942928dilate
This movie was forgotten so fast it's like it never even came out
>>223943439It was only made and released to "fix the toxic media of the past" and displace it with a new woke version. Leftoids can only parasite on the existing works to propagate their agenda.
>>223941634>Jeets in the wifi, the router is muttified by corn syrup hands
>>223942914>I don't understand what woke is, therefore I win
>>223941186Yes anon that is the joke. Thank you for absolutely nothing.
woke slop
>>223943811saar, don't redeem
Ayo hol up...
>>223944773So yo be sayun...
>>223940642This is wildly antisemetic
>>223945066Thank you.
>>223945029we wuz sub-saharan kweenz of troy n shiet
What are they gonna ruin next?
>>223939887Nolan must have done something really bad because almost all his movies deal with regrets and PTSD
>>223944011>Yes anon that is the joke. Thank you for absolutely nothing.I dunno the Ben Garrison signature adds a certain something.
>>223943439>This movie was forgotten so fast it's like it never even came outIt's the Nolan effect and people will still say later "but it was really good I feel". Which is the problem, they never explain their feeling, what did it make you feel? Truth is that NPCs can be made to feel things by playing loud noises and shiny lights, they don't actually care about the dialogue or the coherence of the film but the big booms and the "cool armor" are enough to make them "feel".Agamemnon had "aura" (presence) that made them "feel". It'd be nice if they cared to compare it to the original and why so much of the adaptation doesn't work at all, leastwise the way it changes the morals, ideals and understanding of the story but then they'd have to read it.TLDR NOLAN IS A FUCKING HACK
But Odysseus wasn't the one breaking social rules, it was the Trojans for stealing the horse apparently meant as a sacrifice to the gods.
>>223941114What legendary warrior? Have you actually watched the movie?
>>223941114That's not Achilles, he's just some fag from Ithaca.
>>223939887>Mega woke retellings of classic stories?Didn't the Aeneid already do this and Nolan used it as inspiration?
>>223940706>small, frail soldiers existed in ancient greek armiesI'm sure they did, that's literally the point of the character too.
>>223946636they didn't and there's no such character in the Odyssey because it's not woke slop for weak beta leftoids
>>223939887We must become better warriors and reconquer Greece and Rome
>>223946668Sinon is taken from the Aeneid though with a very different characterization there. With that said, I'm sure the Greeks had soldiers taken before they were really old enough or strong enough to fight, and Sinon was never supposed to go at all but takes Antinous' place in exchange for Antinous' financial support for his poor father and family. He's supposed to be a pre-pubescent boy.
