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>The Dog Stars 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-KyoGo
>The Dog Stars 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-KyoGo
>The Dog Stars 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-KyoGo
>The Dog Stars 2026 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-KyoGo

>Plot: In a post-apocalyptic world, a virus wipes out humanity. Survivors face roaming scavengers called Reapers. Protagonist Hig, a pilot, survived the flu but lost his wife.
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bump
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What races are the people in the movie though
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I'll watch this later when I can have a few scotches with it. I have low expectations but I'll always give Ridley a chance.
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>>223940458
Geez, that's with the other anon
He is still asleep
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I was excited for this movie. I hate Elordi but Brolin and Guy Pearce are kino machines
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>>223940464
A treat in the waiting room for the new Alien
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>>223940458
american?
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>>223940161
The poster is false advertising.
I don't want to spoil the movie but all those characters never are together.
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heard they're working on a sequel
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Second worst movie title award (Women Talking exists)
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>>223941570
Dog Holes?
Dog Dwarfs?
Dog Novas?
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the Brad Pitt + dog + plane movie is better
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>>223941829
NO
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>>223940161
I started to dislike Josh Brolin as a person
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>>223940161
>box office bomb
>critical joke
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>>223940458
Can't watch until this important question is resolved
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>>223940161
DOG FARTS
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>>223940161
ridley scott really just needs to throw in the towel
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>>223940161
Why did Mags do this?
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>>223941382
They are together in the last 10 mins but I guess you never finished the movie.
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>>223940465
>He is still asleep
Yep, I was. Nice of you to keep people updated though, anon. New releases are fun.

>the.dog.stars.2026.2160p.web.h265-poke
>the.dog.stars.2026.2160p.web.h265-poke
>the.dog.stars.2026.2160p.web.h265-poke
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>>223940161
>never heard of this shit
>havent seen it
>wont see it
>i just know they are going to find a giga bad ass black dude who will join the party and impregnate all the girls in the party while the male lead masturbates in a corner
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>>223943450
there's no blacks except for kids and marauders
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>>223943531
>there's no blacks
yet
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>>223943281
What a stupid look. Just go full barefoot, you hippie idiot.
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>>223940161
Good movie.
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>>223943571
>Good movie
it was dog shit
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Will there be a 720p release under 1Gb?

Why are all the rips so big these days?
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Garmin
Phillips 66
Taco Bell
McDonalds
Ross
Sprite/Coca Cola

Product placement/conspicuously visible logos as of the 10 minute mark
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>>223943725
>Why are all the rips so big these days?
Because it's not 2005 any more, why do you need it to be less than a gig?
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>>223943597
It's not Bobby Lee, it's Wong from the MCU. Bobby Lee probably didn't even get an audition to this.
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This is my first exposure to Jacob Elordi, he seems to lack a natural charisma.
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>>223943333
Nice quads.
>Nice of you to keep people updated though, anon. New releases are fun.
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>>223940161
Finally. Unwatchable garbage.
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>>223940161
>starring: the Charisma Vacuum from Euphoria and the wanabee Hollywood whore who's not getting any younger
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>>223943725
So i can squeeze more files onto my drive. Im not trying to run a movie theater in my basement
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oops
>>223944928
meant for
>>223943978
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>>223940458
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>>223944928
The Dog Stars is not an archive-worthy movie
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grok, post picture of margaret qualley where it looks like shes in hookup hotshot video
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>>223945762
My other problem is my my PC is old and weak -cant handle 2gb plus size stuff in ridiculous quality.

I´ll just stream it, no worries
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thanks op I needed something to watch so bad.
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>>223946425
>my PC is old and weak -cant handle 2gb plus size stuff
I was playing 10gb rips on my phenom II 955 system 15 years ago. What the hell
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>>223946554
AMD Athlon II X2 is wth
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My review:
The Dog Stars? More like The Dogshit Film
This film has existed a hundred times before, this version brings nothing new to the table and leaves out a lot of what others have brought. Elordi is flat and wooden beyond belief, the story is completely uninspired , there's nothing novel or interesting to be found here. Redeeming qualities: Mergy's pokey nipples, some nice aerial shots (but fewer and less nice than you might expect), there are no blacks or gays in the film to my knowledge.
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>>223943725
>Will there be a 720p release under 1Gb?
that's way too small. 720p should be 1.5GB minimum. 1080p should be 3GB minimum.
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>>223947167
I liked the 1.34Gb files back in the day. I can sometimes run the 1080 stuff if its under 2Gb but not fullscreen... fml
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>>223943725
https://down.fast-down.com/download2644487
https://usersdrive.com/1xro1rrm9u7r
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>>223940161
This is a Superman movie at his most grounded.
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>>223945762
>The Dog Stars is not an archive-worthy movie
so much this lol
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>>223947271
Lol, if i keep more than 7 tabs open at a time im in trouble...

Whoah, almost gave me the bluescreen of death and then it "failed to process file"

Thanks for the effort though anon
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>>223946425
>My other problem is my my PC is old and weak -cant handle 2gb plus size stuff in ridiculous quality.
buy a used pc then dummy
all my pcs have been used from ebay and they run great for a couple hundred each.
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>>223947257
>I liked the 1.34Gb files back in the day.
who cares about the size? just delete them when done. i download a 7GB file in 2 min and then I delete it when it's watched from my jellyfin server. I only keep the stuff my gf and I want to keep.
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>>223947515
>buy a used pc then dummy

Yeah, i should get around to doing that soon -its time. Would be nice to be able to have background pics on my desktop again
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>>223943725
>Why are all the rips so big these days?
GO BACK TO YIFY FORUMS, STORAGELETTE
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>>223947490
>Lol, if i keep more than 7 tabs open at a time im in trouble...
dude just get a little over $100 and buy a used lenovo thinkcentre from ebay and it will work fine for years. there is no reason to use a fucking potato PC.
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>>223945183
Damn lefties BTFO
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>>223946732
I was on a horribly overheating core2duo laptop for a few years I feel your pain
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>>223947559
If the download is at 1.5mb a second i cant browse for the ~10mins it takes. I also dont keep stuff i dont like -what i like goes on the external drive eventually but in the meantime im constantly shuffling around the 20Gb i have to work with because my hardrive is only about 250Gb and its full of pepes and other junk ive saved over the years.

>>223947620
>a fucking potato PC

lol, true
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>>223947575
>Yeah, i should get around to doing that soon -its time. Would be nice to be able to have background pics on my desktop again
Just buy a used Thinkcentre from ebay, install Window11 or Linux and it will run circles around your poverty PC. Literally $100-$200 bucks and it will serve you for 10-15 years. Then just buy another used one in 15 years. Repeat.
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>>223940458
All white except for an Asian Amish dude, but the creepy cannibals are all white too
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>>223947609
NO
>>223947644
<3
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>>223947746
My nephew works at a Lenovo shop, i could ask him
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>>223947896
>My nephew works at a Lenovo shop, i could ask him
You could probably get it for free then. Lots of companies throw away those thinkcentres even if they work fine and the shops grab them to sell for a profit.
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>>223941339
What kind of american?
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>>223947746
Can confirm this is based (I'm based)
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>>223948433
fuck yeah we are based
fellow ThinkCentre M80q owner here
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>>223940161
It wasn't too bad. And no, changing the title would've made absolutely zero difference. Plenty of movies with obscure titles have been successful so that's not an argument. It's based on the book of the same name, which is based on a dog shaped constellation, hence, The Dog Stars.
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>>223948032
based
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>>223940161
boring movie
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>>223940161
it was alright, lotta stuff didn't make sense but it wasn't a movie that wanted to get you thinking in the first place
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this movie was boring as fuck and Josh Brolin plays a terrible ex operator. The tactics and stuff could have been better, and they could have actually put a hot sex scene in. The entire grand junction shit was retarded as fuck, Le crazy old lady. Should have made them legit cannibals like walking dead style and had an actual villain that was determined and hard. and the dog could have saved them at the end.

there, I just made your movie better Ridley you fucking geriatric fuck
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>>223947084
>Mergy's pokey nipples,
she's hot that's the only good part of the film, her poky fucking nips gets my dick hard
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>>223946368
oh shit
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>>223943333
How do you access the file for these links? I know it's a torrent but that's not a magnet link. Help me out here please.
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7/10
Not exactly boring but not that exciting either, I expected more action and more scenes with the evil Reapers.
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>>223940161
Just finished watching. What did I think about it?
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>>223951768
7 is generous. there are much better films in the same post apocalyptic category.
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>>223940161
>WE WUZ TERMINUS AND SHEEEITT
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2026 has brought us Diggkino and Higgkino, what's next -iggersisters?
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>>223943531
>there's no blacks except for kids and marauders
Fact check false.
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>>223947628
>Damn lefties BTFO
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i liked it
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>>223947949
I´ll ask him tomorrow. Youve changed my life anon, thank you
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>>223951837
Its nice.

>Guy gets a new wife
>Old guys get lots of new wives

A happy sappy ending i haven t seen for years
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>>223951837
You didn't. It provoked no thoughts at all.
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>>223940161
Who protects the amish family compound? Magic of friendship?
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>>223952475
God himself
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>>223951837
It made you think of what you have (if you have anything) and how you should appreciate it while it lasts
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>>223952475
It can only be seen from above so im assuming its very hard to access on account of mountains or something. Its broad strokes man, just stroke the broad
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>albino negro mennonite
>mennonite chinaman
I don't think that's how it works
maybe it is, I don't know
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>>223952654
Its the bare minimum. Scott probably had to fight some cunt lawyers like hell to not have a single blackie, lost, and then flipped them off by casting an albino one.

Guy is fukken based as nobodys business
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>>223940161
How the fuck does he fuel his plane. 100LL will be the first fuel to be gone.
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>>223952961
Were you there?
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>>223946368
>>223951382
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>>223953792
is she Jewish? she's in a lot of compromising positions in various films. She's also skinny and Jewish looking.
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What a horrendous movie. The lanklet can't act, Qualley can't act, the other two guys have Stathamesque range. The entire movie has that Nvidia fog filter for the backgrounds so there is very little contrast. The final sequences of spec ops boomer vs mad max boyz and then the Bethesda vault episode were like stitched together from some youtube fan schlock. I think Jasper gave the only good performance in the movie.
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>>223953792
Holy Toledo!
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>>223953853
Jasper did carry the movie honestly. I was looking to see who played him in the credits but couldnt spot it
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>>223943571
It was trash.
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>>223953792
that's a man
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>>223953980
Andy Serkis?
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>>223953986
rec for a movie in this genre?
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>>223954035
The Road
I Am Legend
World War Z
Doomsday (2008)
Reign of Fire (2002)
Children of Men (everyone loves it I thought it sucked personally)
28 weeks later is based
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>>223954115
>Doomsday (2008)
>Reign of Fire (2002)

Havent seen those in a while, thanks
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>>223943978
bitch
i'm not paying triple the prices for unstable SSDs JUST for that shit FLAC conversion in my rips
i just need the video to fucking work not be 32gigs of ass rubbing all over my crotch
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>>223953817
no
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>>223940161
Saw it at the cinema.
Absolute pile of wank.
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>>223941829
>>223943212
He's right.
The longer screentime with the dog allowed the audience to actually care.
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>>223940161
Is it actually THAT bad?
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>>223955700
yes
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This flick was a total fecalith, Ridley needs to fucking retire, derivative pile of trash, probably the most unoriginal pile of slop ive seen in the past decade
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>>223947084
>there are no blacks
they tricked you by draining them of melanin
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>>223940458
muttmerican
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i havent seen this but i reckon the gorge was way better then this. same premise but zombies or sum shieeetttt
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the movie wasnt dramatic enough
the story is too simple so can they at least make the scenes dramatic or interesting
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>>223955984
He's working on a new Alien, anon
He's going to live forever
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>>223956039
Gorge was a Valentines flick
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>>223955984
Ridley is 88 years old. Hes probably a vegetable that they keep alive for the sole purpose of making trash under his name. This is elderly abuse.
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IT STINKS
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME
looks nice at least
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>>223940161
Was it really necessary for Margaret Qualley to be braless the entire movie with her butt cheeks hanging out of her shorts?
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>>223958115
maybe elordi's 6'5" stature had something to do with it but I did notice that her nipples were always hard
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>>223958115
yes



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