>see this watch?>This watch costs more than your car.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>your wife likes my car more than your watch
>>223941075Prove it. Show us the receipt
>>223941075>whip out my phone and start recording>THIS NIGGA'S ROLEX IS FAKE HAHAHAHAHA
>>223941075Interesting, I'll keep that in mind.
>>223941075Jokes on you I don't own a car
>>223941075I wouldnt respond. I would have listened to him, and thats what no one else did
>>223941075I bought mine for 10 bucks on LIDL
Lots of chuddy responses so far.
>>223941075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmriXdGdpEI
please don't shoot me sir, i have a family
>OOPS>HAMMER TIME>take out my pocket hammer and destroy his watch
How much of a flex would have been to pull out an iPhone in this scene
>>223941075I don’t own a car :)
>>223941075>See my watch?>I bought it from a nigger on the corner for 5$How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>223941075Real talk; why didnt this guy become a bigger star? Limited range? He's been great in the few things I have seen him in.
>>223941075>quietly break the watch since he left it on my desk for the second half of his speech
>>223941124>chuddyrentfree
>>223941075Aren't expensive watches generally looked down upon among those with real wealth and power? The ones who usually have them are kids who wants to look richer than they are and to pretend they have status.
>>223941075I laugh my ass off because it’s the biggest self own I’ve ever heard.
>>223941115
Only old men and hypebeast faggots wear a rolex
Yeah? What about my house?
>you wouldn't know from looking at it
Rape him on the spot
>>223941075Oh wow, impressive!*report him to the IRS*
>>223941192He’s a good actor but he always looked older than he was so I guess he didn’t quite have lead role good looks for the 80s and 90s and after 30 rock he couldn’t really be cast in anything big without being compared to Jack Donaghy.
>>223941192Burns a lot of bridges, supposedly turned down roles in big movies that would have upped his star power, etc
>>223941075>How do you respond without sounding mad?This watch looks generic.
>>223941075>How many miles per gallon does it get?
>>223941075I don't have a car.
>>223941291Fair enough. I thought he was great as Jack Ryan. Shame he could continue with that role.>>223941313I guess that happens.
>>223941075How do you tell someone you couldn't give less of a shit without sounding rude? If there's one thing I'm not, that's envious. I don't give a shit if his toilet paper costs more than my house. I've got my things that I'm happy with and although I too would buy a bunch of dumb shit if I could afford it, I wouldn't bust out a $300,000 gameboy and brag about it.
>>223941208The only people that care about expensive watches are watchfags, which is a very autistic, specific niche group of people. The kind you'll find in /wt/ on /fa/ that will jerk each other off over some shitty overpriced Omega or whatever shit because it is 0.0001% more accurate over a day because it has some Japanese bullshit mechanism inside no sane person ever heard of. Normal people, including rich ones, only care about watches if they find they look pretty for whatever reason. It doesn't matter to a foid what a watch costs if she likes the color of the dial, or the pattern of your strap, just to give an example.>t. anon that knows a lot of watchfags irl
dobut
>>223941075>See this watch?
>>223941075>I downloaded my car
>>223941075the things you own end up owning you
>>223941075Why does a man need a watch that cost more than a car? Does it tell time better than a less expensive watch?
Do expensive watches tell time better than cheap watches?
>>223941075it's quite tacky and screams new moneyget a cheaper watch, in silver
>>223941499It makes for a quick injection of cash after the divorce.
>>223941407The worst part is that horology has basically been relegated to "art" and "commerce"People loke Badlwin almost certainly have a lower abstract intelligence. You ever notice how all the OTHER monkey species have eyes that are someone lighter?
>>223941075>Yes, it was free. My father left it to me when he died. Did you buy yours from the hotel lobby?
>>223941075Even Alexander the great ended up dead and buried in the ground with nothing. You value your possessions more than your life so they end up owning you. You can't take anything with you. But please continue stroking your fragile ego, im sure another 2 or 3 watches and another sports car will definitely make you feel fulfilled and give meaning to your pathetic life.
>>223941075doubt it, i have a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Date Superlative Chronometer Officially Certified
>>223941597yet when i say croesus you still know he was a rich fucker 2500 years later
Your watch is weak
>>223941365Based. Envious people will never get it.
>>223941075Nigga I don't own a car, I can't even drive due to a disability. What's your point you cocksucker motherfucker? Oh wait, I don't care.>*bang* *bang* *bang*nothin' personnel, kid
>>223941365very nice. anyway,
>>223941075>see this watch? I am a dumb subhuman goyim who got scammed>bet you thought this piece of shit cost 5 dollars? LOL!!!!
>>223941075Looks like a waste of money
My watch cost $10 and is a better allocation of resources than your questionable and wasteful ego spending for clout.
>>223941075>watch>can only show you the time>when you surrounded with things that constantly display time>car>moves you around>takes you places>use it for groceries>use it to move stuff around>with a car you can go everywheresounds like a bad deal
I am european we dont have cars we use trains your watch is a chinese clone we keep the best for ourselves yours is garbage american
Lot of seethe in this thread
>>223942020One, this was the 90's where the time isn't on everything.Two, he also has a car, which is worth more than anything you own.You failed.
>>223941075ok I bench 4 plates for reps
>>223941075>without sounding madwhat's wrong with sounding mad, does it violate nonchalant sigma rule 45 or something
>>223941192He didn't? He's definitely a household name
>>223941075I go to business meetings with local business leaders for a side thing I do. If I see someone with a gold watch, I look at them with such pity. It's always a kid straight out of law school or a mega boomer who thinks that it shows their business acumen or something. I don't even think they were in during this time either. As someone else said, it screams third world or nouveau riche.
>>223941075>impressive. Very nice. Lets see Paul Allens watch.
>>223941075Jewelry is for women
>>223942134>impressive. Very nice. Lets see Stephen Baldwins watch.
>>223941140I AM THE PROBLEM
>>223941075i drive a 2010 camry so it's not that impressive
>A gold Rolex Day-Date (such as the popular Ref. 18238, which retailed around that era) originally cost approximately $12,200 to $15,400 USD at retail in the early 1990s>The average price of a new automobile in the United States in 1992 was $16,334
>>223942316NTA but that's 16k NEW. He drove a hyundai to get there and THAT'S my name
>>223942399But I'm a good father
>>223942425fuck you go home and play with ya kids!
>>223941075oh yeah? at least im not a jerk pal!
>>223941075Is this Jack donaghy?
>>223942445based
>>223941075i wouldnt respond. i would get mad.
>>223941192Alec Baldwin up until a few years ago was huge. Are you confusing him with Stephen or Billy?
>>223941075>coffee is for closers>ok i'll have tea then have a nice day putz
>I'm fucked on the board >laughs during his line, flubbing it>keeps it in
>>223941900>Guy in a wheelchair rolls up to you>Show him your expensive watch>He pulls out his glock and ends you>Rolls awayThere by the grace of God go I.
>>223941075Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what...you're talkin' 'bout...That negress they cast, which tranny should be the next whatever, how much that remake lost....let's talk about something important!
>>223941075>two regular, two chocolate donuts, give me the same thing to go and ill tell ya what else, dont ever try to sell an indian>i would never try to sell an indian>you ever get these names come up? you ever get 'em? PATEL? you ever get 'em?
>>223941075 I'll tell him that he could have put a down payment on a rental property with the same amount of money he spent on a gaudi preening attention whore piece of equipment that does the same job as the $5 cat clock on the wall. Owning land is better than owning an expensive watch.
>>223941365Depends on if you care about the relationship or not. I'd probably act mildly congratulatory "oh nice man good for you" then just talk about something else.
>>223941075Sounds like a waste of money.
You drive a watch?
>>223941075Nod and don't take it personally. Those dudes were too wound up for that job.
>>223941075watch this sea?More coasts than your watch.
