>20 years old, halloween time, very early 2000s (like 2001)>go to the local video rental, small town so its the only place to get movies>enjoying the sights of covers and cardboard cutouts, and smells of vhs tape plastic>browse the horror section, when a cover catches my eye>pet sematary>oshit.png>this looks amazing and spooky>grab it and bring it to the counter>girl (very cute) at the counter eyeing me suspiciously>arent you a little young to rent this>spaghetti fall out my pocket as i stutter>w-well uh i am actually 20 (i look a lot younger even today)>she seems to not believe it but whatever>i whip out my dads videostore membership card (he never used it and i didnt want to pay for extra membership)>wait youre not [name on card]>spaghetti waterfall continues to slide out my pocket>h-how do you know that>because this guy is my moms boss and i remember that name, you do know impersonating another person is a felony right>shes probably bullshitting me but i get scared>i grab the card off the counter and start to run>i also grabbed the vhs by mistake without properly renting or paying for it>STOP, THIEF>she tries to grab me by the sleeve>slips on the spaghetti that fell out of my pocket>she falls to the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>w-well uh i am actually 20 (i look a lot younger even today)
