>Street Fighter bombs >Mortal Kombat bombs>He Man bombsBoomer IPs are dead
>>223942574Movies are dead, not the IPs. The games sell, but the paradigm has shifted.
>>223942574How can it bomb if there's fucking nothing else of value at this time in theaters
>>223942766People would rather do nothing than watch it. Says a lot.
>>223942574Really hoping they double down and drop a sequel
>>223942574Muh box office numbers, muh woke culture war battle, muh virginity
>>223942574He man was just a shitty toy cartoon from the 80s. It wasn’t even the most popular, GI joe was. Anyone with a brain could tell it would flop. As for the vidya adaptations, the whole appeal of those games is that you’re the one fighting. Why would anyone give a shit about it as a movie when it loses its interactive feature. It’s not a story game. In short, every piece of alternate media loses its original charm the moment it becomes live action
>>223942574>>Street Fighter bombs >>Mortal Kombat bombs>>He Man bombsFI enjoyed all of these.
>>223942574>Worst casting ever>Brown Cammy>Femboy Chun-Li>No fights>Actually a shitty anime with some live-action for the trailerGee, why would it flop?
>>223942766Did you wake up from a 20 year coma?
I dunno why one would cater to SF2 boomers when most of the playerbase has moved on already and characters like Honda and Dhalsim are known as "waifu slot takers"
>develop a pattern of movies being on streaming within weeks of theatrical premiers>dude wtf why is no one going to see this clearly low key and not pure spectacle movie in theaters??
>>223942902To be fair, October is usually a dumping ground month for movies that weren’t considered good enough a summer release. It’s not like Street Fighter is competing with You Can See Everything for the same audience.
They all have to thing in common. We all know what they are.The safe horny aspect and the Reddit chungus self-aware comedic tone.
>>223942574As a boomer, thank fucking god. Kill the 80s nostalgia.
>>223943020Define “safe horny.”
>>223943047Telaa having pants, while He-Man doesn't.
>>223943024Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat are 90s.
>>223942574>All three were goodStop watching trash like The Nolannessy and watch ludokino instead!!!
>>223942574I dont think videogames are going to be the next capeshit. Seems like the only ones that have done well are Mario and Sonic movies which obviously have wider appeal with children, but how many adults actually want to see street fighter or halo? Especially with how sloppified they become after running through a writers room of middle aged women and people who have never even played the games.
>>223943020Street Fighter was so close to not being quirk chungus; it was frustrating. For every time it threaded the needle like Ryu walking, there was also a scene where it fucked up the pathos it had built up like the "male relationships" line. It almost was campy without intrusive millennial humor.
>>223943129Halo became District 9 which objectively good.
>>223942574Fighting games have 0 chance to become a successful movie unless it's Smash.
>>223942574bad movies are bad movies regardless of the IP.
>>223942574This movie looks like a fucking porn parody
>>223942766I'm nearly 300 hours into crimson desert with half the map still undiscovered. Can the street fighter movie match that? No? Then I'm not wasting my time. Simple as.
>>223942574The ending was dumb sequel bait and I didn’t get too see Chun-Li’s ass and thighs enough. Jason Mamoa was annoying and the CGI for his character was bad. I enjoyed the movie mostly but it has serious flaws. 3.5/5
>>223943153Pretty sure District 9 was rumored to be a Half-life movie, not Halo.
>>223943209They should have just focused on making a good standalone movie instead of setting up a sequel. Movies aren't tv. It's frustrating because imo it did a lot well.I liked Dan much more than I thought because I dislike Andrew Schulz. I think his podcast sucks and he's not funny. Cody Rhodes was honestly one of the worst parts of the movie, because Guile is basically Cody Rhodes on a wig - not Guile.
>>223942574Those are Gen X franchises you fucking mongoloid
>>223943358Ken wasnt Ken, M Bison wasnt M Bison, Dan wasnt Dan, Cammy wasnt Cammy, etc. Everything was undercut by a joke, a cringey pop song, or a weird allusion to sexual fetishes.When the movie started I thought "these cartoon sequences are low effort cost cutting sequences" but by the end they were the only scenes with sincerity and character depth I almost wish the whole movie was like that.
>>223942766Theaters are expensive and there are better ways to waste money
>>223943358>>223943429I knew Jack shit about street fighter before I saw this movie and I didn’t look anything up. I’m sure many things aren’t accurate to the source material. I just wanted to enjoy a movie as solely a movie for once. The Indian guy reminds me of Sulik from Fallout 2.
>>223942766>trying to dismiss the movie of the yearsorry gaywad; nathan won
>>223942574None of those were aimed at boomers
>>22394257443 here, and I'm just not interested in movies or TV shows based on video game IPs. If I want Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, or Resident Evil, I'll just go play the games. I also haven't given a crap about He-Man since I was like eight.
>>223943536no one under 45 knows what he man is
>>223942574Should have just made a Nick & Lever movie.
>>223942604You're right, the games are still relatively successful even though the films are failing. That said, I honestly enjoyed Street Fighter 2026 for the most part (which is why I'm genuinely disappointed that it's flopping) but Mortal Kombat 2 (the movie) was girlboss trash. Mortal Kombat 2 had some cool scenes, but the girlbossery in that movie tainted even the cool scenes.
>>223942604Movies that women find share worthy on social media don’t bomb. Just make shit that makes girls react
>zoomers effortlessly wiped out all what millencucks "created" while they were under boomer bootgrim, what a cucked generation
>>223942574Most people grow up at some point in their lives. This happening is logical.
>>223943609>Just make shit that makes girls reactThen you'll be the first one complaining about unnecessary romance in movies
>>223943429>Ken and DanTheir basic character arcs were fine, but sabotaged by millennial humor. >BisonIn the shadow of a man dying of cancer, and I think a "weak guy trying to obtain power" makes more sense for general audiences than if he's already strong.>CammyThey clearly wanted Juri, but I'm willing to accept Doll Cammy here. The biggest problem is that they have Chun fight Juni and leave the Cammy rivalry half baked. >cringey pop songAgreed. They overdid "Dude, the 90s lmao.">weird allusion to sexual fetishes.And this is why Guile's character assassination annoys me, since he's responsible for a lot of it. I really don't like what they gave Cody Rhodes as Guile. The Blanka toilet humor also sucked for similar reasons. To me, the most frustrating thing is that it does enough right that it's not unsalvageable.
>>223943511The changes they make to these game adaptations are never for the better. Im not even a videogame purists, its just that a 1:1 adaptation would legitimately be a better movie, even for people who have never played the games. The things they decide to change are baffling.
>>223943581Street Fighter would have been better with more girlbossing. Chun should have been the main protagonist, assembling a team to take down Bison.
>>223942574>Hey guys, what if, instead of making a fun movie we made a bad movie.>Movie bombsHow could this happen?
>>223942574>be Hollywood>spend 15+ years alienating the male audience for no logical reason>suddenly decide to make products that could only appeal to males but also halfass it because you've lost the capabilities>male audience 404>bombsAlso, Hollywood should learn to stay in its lane. Don't touch superior mediums such as anime and videogames.
>>223942574Cody is not a draw.
>>223942886>Brown CammyLMAO it's realwtf is this shit?
>>223942574have no interest in watching this, only looking forward to the porns
>>223943831Wasian blondes are sexo however
>>223943750yes and the way for you too getting accepted onto team is for chung li wrapping you're head into her legs and you not passing out or cumming for 2 minute
>>223943750Youre the guy in the movie begging chun li to beat him up so he can coom
>>223943831Why do niggas hate the British brushAlso you can literally see the jeet dot on her forehead lol
>>223943512The best movie that released this year was Citizen Vigilante.
>>223942604>>223942766Hellyweird has burned every bridge with whatever fans they had leftPeople just pirate shit now or don't even bother doing that because nothing is worth investing your hard earned time and money into anymore.>>223943782>Also, Hollywood should learn to stay in its lane. Don't touch superior mediums such as anime and videogames.Yes Animanga and VideoGames shit on anything coming out of the rest of the Americuck "entertainment" industry hard.
>>223943882I think Chun trying to take down Bison should have been the A plot. She's the most proactive character, and framing it around her makes the story less confusing.
>>223943750Ryu being the real chosen one was 1 of the things they did right. What they did wrong was everyone else barely having powers.
>>223943947They try to equally split it between Chun driving the external plot, Ken redeeming himself, and Ryu conquering his inner darkness. It ends up being a bit too scattershot, especially at the end.
>>223942574The animated movies are all kino and the only source material respecting and kino live action one was Assassin's Fist which you can watch for free on YouTubehttps://youtu.be/OgXLxi23jaw?si=JIAvtKM7qqd9ffpJAll the other shit is garbage and this one is woke garbage that turns Cammy into an annoying Harley Quinn expy, makes Ryu a crybaby, and turns Ken, Dan, Bison, and Guile gay for some reason. The best scenes are also the flashback anime segments but they are few and far between. Overall another garbage year for movies with the only bangers being Obsession, Project Hail Mary, Citizen Vigilante, and Iron Lung.
>>223943850Cammy is not a fuckin haha. Might as well make chun li puerto rican. At least then she'd had a fat ass.
>>223943947Ryu isn't himself in this garbage he's just a crybaby retard who's jealous of Ken for some reason.>>223943945Chun-Li sucked and had no character also just another flat-toned and joyless girlboss albeit one with at least a pretty respectful and convincing backstory.
>>223944026Hahaha based.
>>223942851He-man was massive at it's peak, so was GI Joe, ironically Transformers was like the third or fourth wheel in the 80's but ended up lasting the longest because the concept dates the least.
>>223943945The best plot would've been each world warrior getting an introduction and having their own reason for wanting to join the tournament, then a character like Chun Li or Guile (or both) getting everyone to team up at the end to stop Bison. Akuma shouldn't have even been in it.
>>223944063To be honest, that's basically what I wanted. Maybe Akuma shows up at the end, does his CA, aura farms, and leaves.
>>223942766Hey, there’s that stop motion movie by the founder of Nike’s nepo baby that sounds pretty good
>>223942851>>223944056He-Man is just a somehow gayer version of Thor and Thor is already pretty gay as a character or at least extremely homoerotic because of the way he's designed. I'm talking about Marvel Thor btw.
>make movies specifically for chuds, based on chud specifications, the way chuds keep saying they wanted>chuds don't go see themwell you faggots get what you deserve thengo chud go brokeback to movies about strong womyn girlbosses
>make a street fighter movie with barely any fighting and just a bunch of celeb cameos>bombsyeah go figurethe Ryu actor was painfully shit as well
>>223942574it's another girlboss movie, of course it bombed
>>223944232They burned too many bridges with the girlboss shit thoughThat's why people only pirate or just don't even bother with hellywoke shit anymore, none of it is worth it compared to the superior animanga industry>>223944251Didn't help that they subverted Ryu into a jealous crybaby instead of the stoic badass he usually is, even in a supposedly "based" source material respecting movie, they gotta subvert the Men. I can't imagine still trusting Pedowood after all this time.
>>223942931Because the majority of SF fans are millennials whose favourite game is still II.
>>223942574Go woke, go broke. Covered up chun lo and cammy and didn’t even cast girls with big butts. Plus the fag shit. I’ll torrent it and watch it for free.
>>223944305>Didn't help that they subverted Ryu into a jealous crybaby instead of the stoic badass he usually isRyu is boring and can't carry a movie by himself. That was the most interesting version of Ryu ever.
>>223944294>>223944325Well yeah they put Chun all over the promotional material when Ryu is supposed to be the face of Street Fighter/Capcom as a whole and they didn't even cast fit actresses to be Chun-Li or CammyChun-Li's shit actress had to eat dozens of eggs every day for weeks or some shit just to get the thigh level rightAnd she has a deep manly voice for some reason like Ada did in REmake 4Capcom is doomed.
>>223944325>Its woke because they didn't cast porn stars for the characters and have nudityIts faggots like you who make that word meaningless
>>223944317Nah the majority of SF fans are Alpha or SF3 fansIt's why they keep putting Sakura, Dudley, Juri, C. Viper, Elena, etc. in the games.
>>223943469This. 2 people going to the movies with a drink and a snack you’re paying 50 bucks. Why not just get takeout and watch something at home at that point? Maybe if movies were still so good you couldn’t wait to see, but I can’t remember the last time a movie came out that I wanted to see it so bad I couldn’t wait to watch it at home for free
>>223942574They never stop with the stupid fucking jokes. Every goddamn scene has to be ruined at the last second with LE FUNNY bullshit. Blanka in particular was fucking cringe every time he showed up.
>>223942886>femboy chun-liAre tranime retards this delusional? YWNBAW
>>223944377Nobody gives a shit about 3. Everyone was busy playing Tekken when it came out.
>>223944365Yeah i mean they showed us E. Honda's gross ass obese tits but not Chun-Li'sWhat else can you call it?
>>223944400She looked too skinny and unfit to fight dude>>223944403Dude SF3 is one of the most popular outings for Capcom whatAnd it had the best OST
>>223944232lol what
>>223942574WRONG!I mean, you're not far of, but the real reason why the flopped is because they're TOO WHITE.>have AMWF Hapa gigachad in Mortal Kombat 1>huge success>replace him with old boomer Johnny Cage>huge flop>Street Fighter>keep white Ken instead of modernizing and making him Black>make Chun-Li look ugly as fuck, like the Asian women white guys date>huge flopand worst of all>He-Man>white Timmy pussy MC>literal HR Timmy homo>white Timmy pussy Skeletor morbin' to boot>basically, everyone hates everything except Idris Elba as the guy with a mustachebiggest flop in Amazong history.The message is clear.We>[clap]need>[clap]Black>[clap]MCs.
>>223944434>Street Fighter 3 Ryu sprite>Capcom vs SNK 2 Ken and Akuma spritesWhat
>>223944365And all of the fag shit, but of course you ignored that part because you’re a retard
>>223943205>koreaslopishygddt
>>223944469Then watch Nigger Panther idkPlus Nigger Panther 2 bombed and it was majorly a nog or beaner cast so
>>223944469I agree sister
>>223944491Zesty toilet humor Guile was so bad.
>>223944499Aren't you the same niggas who wanna rim women who look like this?
>>223944499>all entertainment I don't like is slopNever change, my man.
>>223944529Why is she dressed up like Gru from Despicable Me?
>>223944356Ryu's character is like Goku in a senseHe lives to fight in order to avenge his dead master against Akuma like how Goku lived to fight to avenge his dead race against FriezaIt's the most basic cool 80s martial arts shit ever yet they somehow managed to emasculate my man.Garbage movie.
>>223943129>I dont think videogames are going to be the next capeshitThey waited too long. If they made movies like this when they started making MCU movies this would have unironically made 500 million dollars. I think it's too late to cash in on millennial nostalgia. You can make some games into movies but ones that are millennial heavy that don't make as many games today or are niche like fighting games won't work. I think if they made a Metal Gear Solid movie it would bomb for the same reasons
>>223944030Chun's POV allows so much of the film make sense.>Who is Bison?>Why should we dislike him?>Where is the tournament?>Why do people care about this weird criminal boss's martial arts tournament?Etc. The movie should have been focused on stopping Bison's cartoon villain plot, not suddenly switching to stopping Akooma that doesn't really have anything to do with a tournament.
anyone that says Cammie or Chun Li were ugly are either trannys or incels or both
>>223944771They were fuckable but not hot enough. This is the bare minimum amount of ass I need from my Chun Li.
>>223944529I would like to rim Asian, or any attractive girls asshole, yes.
I watch wrestling. Cody Rhodes lisp was never an issue for me. Holy shit is it out of control in this movie
>>223942574those are all gen x and millennial IPs, dumb zoomer
>>223944403trolling is banned outside of /b/
>>223944408The sauna fight was highly fan service if you replaced the men with the 2 women
>>223942574Naw everyone is just hyper aware how ip's like this are lightning rods for "modern" writing and snark. You saw this a lot in 2023 too with stuff like Indiana jones and various comic book movies bombing. They just went too woke during 2017-2022
>>223945037>tfw no Cammy vs Chun sauna fight
>>223944889THONIC BUME
>>223944770Cool story but the editing is still fucked and Chun-Li still sucked though
>>223944843Chun-Li needs to be built like this for me to be even remotely interested.
>>223942766Super weird, it's like the numbers are totally fabricated or something.
>>223945773Yeah the numbers downplaying the budget to make it look like not as big of a failure as it isThey did the same thing with Supershit xD
>>223945679I don't know if the script was always shit, or it got ruined in the edit. I think Calina Liang did fine with what she had to work with.
>>223944056And that was almost 50 years ago. Things come and go.
they're all featureless corporate products totally lacking in verve, style, vision, flavor, or anything really at all. also the writing is universally an after thought in every single project. the kind of people that could do justice to a project like this are totally incompatible with the studio system as a whole.
>>223946030Ciana Liang sucked in thisChun-Li doesn't have a personality here she's just moody girlboss #999030373929
>>223946069I blame the script more
>>223942574>boomerThat's all Gen X
>>223942574You can't expect guys in our age bracket to shell out good money for our favorite childhood IP's when all we've ever seen in our whole adult lives is those same beloved childhood franchises be desecrated and raped to death one after the other, again and again . . .I grew up playing Street Fighter, this movie is for me, I'm the exact demographic they were dreaming about when they made this movie, and I wouldn't even cross the street to go see it because I'm no longer even interested in finding out HOW they're going to rape it and desecrate it. And that's all I can think about whenever I see anything come out trying to exist off of 80's-90's nostalgia. "Oh, something I used to love, I wonder how they're going to make it pro-gay, pro-feminist, anti-male, anti-white? Will they put a chick in it and make her gay again?"
>>223946139There can be bad scripts with some highlightsLike ATJ and Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers AOUOr Al Pacino in Godfather 3She's just not a very convincing or emotive actress, but ig that's common among Asians since they all kinda suffer from the whole bug eye thing.
>>223942574Nobody outside of a very small collection of 30+-year-old brown people actually cares about Street Fighter with any sincerity. For 99.999% of people it's just some random background noise, like the Pink Panther or the M&M characters. Maybe they'll consider buying a mug with Chun-Li on it or something because they've seen the character briefly referenced on the internet, but no one's going to sit through a two-hour-long movie to watch some costumed faggots they don't know jump around. The chicks aren't really that hot and the entire thing looks like some dumb jokey Adult Swim show. NOBODY CARES.
>>223942766>How can it bomb if there's fucking nothing else of value at this time in theatersfor many decades movies were a way to help unify the culture. everything they are now doing on many fronts, from every angle conceivable, is to tear the social fabric apart.
>>223946485I understand what you mean, but Street Fighter is still superior to Mortal Kombat, Tekken, and King of Fighters.
Shit looks like A.I.
>>223942574Good, even at their best they were trash.Why the fuck would I want to watch my fighting game?
>>223947112The movie used AI in some parts of it iirc
>>223947152Mexican?
>>223946559i'll give you mk and tekken, but sf6 is pretty bad and i think the new fatal fury is a better game
>>223947220It doesn't matter once SNK and Capcom make their new crossover gameThen we can truly gauge which company is better by who can kick who's ass better in the gameplay.
She did her best Margot Robbie impression.
>>223947220>>223947265
>>223947267Why does she look like a more skeletal Ariana Grande?
>>223947267>well, we can't have Juri because it's SF2, so let's have Doll Cammy act like Juri down to the foot fetish.
>>223942574The top ten highest grossing films of the year will all be based on boomer IPs except for Project Hail Mary (which is based on a book by a boomer).
Ryu is an asshole
>>223944013which one ends with ryu kicking a 18 wheeler while korn plays
>>223942766We have the Internet and smart phones. No one needs to go to theaters anymore unless it is Spider-Man or Minecraft.
You would think that they make movies out of games with actual stories.
>>223942574I would not call any of them "boomer ip's", more gen x.
>>223942574>Boomer IPs are deadSpiderman and DUNC both made good money.
>>223942574I'm not going to a movie theater again until people that pull out their phones get publicly lynched in the lobby. I'm also not watching 20 minutes of ads.
>>223946030I think we can blame producer cale boyter from legendary for demanding a street fighter with zany humour, although the director himself seems to have made the movie he wanted, and is thus part of the problem.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/street-fighter-director-kitao-sakurai-ending-sequel-1236737763/
>>223948270It's been so long since I've been in a US theater that I forgot that the ads was one of the main reasons I stopped
It's pretty terrible.The first half is whatever but the second half once the tournament starts is fucking retarded
theaters could've made more money by rereleasing Bloodsport which is a cooler version of Street Fighter
>>223944843Does this whore go further than this or is it just tease bullshit
>>223944469Truest post ITT thread
>>223947307>>223947267horrible angle and photo. this should've never seen the light of day, deleted immediately, but hey what do i know i'm not an expert. they took this still and thought it was good to use.
>>223944469the indian and the russian were the only likeable characters. cammy got tiny screentime. i liked her too, when she screamed like an insane groupie, and when she launched the rocket.
>>223948341weird that it's not listed on his wiki...no one bothered to edit it in i guesshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cale_Boyter
>>223943205>I wasted my time on bing bing wahoo for 300 hours, 2 hours is too much for mebizarre
Boomers are sitting at home reading Heidegger
>>223943609The last thing we need to do is appeal to women even more in movies like this.
>>223949509stop being a gay faggot
>>223949284Yeah my post didn't really make much sense but whatever, lol.
>>223942574camp rip fucking when?
>>223942574>Entire plot of the movie hinges on them getting a sequel that will never happen
>>223942574Codybros...
>>223944843HOLY MACKEREL
>>223948162I miss the old Boston Garden
>>223942604Yeah shit casting 99 percent of the fans hate and garbage story. Just give us what we want. This obviously wasn't.
>>223943912Uwe Boll played a joke an (You)
>>223944469Can we agree that He-Man was nonetheless the best of the three?
>>223942574THESE ARE GEN X NOT BOOMER IPS
>>223943621The majority of the games on the right are older than the games on the left, and they're all made by millennials or gen x. 0/10 bait
>>223942574Why are unc franchises flopping? Why won't zoomers stop watching tiktok and go support them?
>>223950526uncs got 0 swag dey aint got rizz fr fr no cap on god nigga 67 67 67
>>223942574The first two IPs are fine: the games still sell. But movie adaptations of video games aren't made for the gamers, they're made for casuals, and casuals are a fickle audience that has now moved on from nostalgiaslop.He-Man has been dead IP for 35+ years and they simply missed the boat on the '80s nostalgia fad. If it had come out a few years ago it would probably have done far better.>>223942766Because in 2026 people no longer go to the movies just for the sake of going to the movies. It's too expensive for that. You have to give them something they really want to see, not something they'll see just because it's the only thing showing.
>>223945752They shoulda made Eric Andre look like that for the movie
Did Chun-Li and Cammy fans feel represented by the simp characters?
>>223942574To be fair to Gen X roughly sixteen kabajillion more millennials have played Street Fighter. To my experience, uncs played the game in the arcade but would never consider it worthwhile to waste money or time on in their 50s. I am almost 50 and would have conflicted feelings about suggesting this movie to a friend. There was so much funny stuff but damn there was so much boring stuff. The 30 minutes of snoozefest is really bad. Also someone needed to say that you cannot make fun of What's Going On? because He Man already did it, it comes off pathetic. They could have just mocked You Get What You Give to the same effect and its a 90s song.
>>223951276I forgot my other big critique on this movie is they soooooo overblowed Ryu's conflicted feelings about fighting it got ridiculous. Seriously cut out 15 minutes of Ryu saying NOOOO DOOOOON'T MAKE ME FIGHT AAHHHH I AM GOING DEMON TIME AAHHHHHHlike holy fucking shit we get it its like 90 minutes in and he is STILL saying that. OK that is all I got.
Street fighter™ wasnt a "bad" movie tho and as time goes on people will see this...it will do great on streaming/demandKen carried (as usual)
>>223944408I call it being like the games. What, you want E Honda to put a shirt on.
>>223943566I do the same way I know you're retarded
>>223944232I'm chud adjacent and I loved the first Street Fighter, saw it in the theater and watched it several times since. Always was gonna be an uphill battle because Raul Julia is an all-timer and side characters like Zangief were hilarious in that one but turning Cammy brown was entirely unacceptable.
>>223951473If they are willing to show full man ass , they could have given at least the upper half of chun li cheeks in the shower
>>223942574It would've been so much better if SF was an anime movie, but at least we saw more of this qt
>>223950320Movie is still fire.
>>223950362No He-Man was shit garbage toohttps://youtu.be/0Z_AoSRZi7I?si=x2ew7UtHscmDMo6g
>>223951467Street Fighter is concentrated cringe with a nonsensical script, shit editing, interchangeable plot puppets I mean "characters," and it rushes and undercooks the action which is the whole fucking point of Street Fighter0/10 piece of shit ass film
>>223944356Ryu has already carried several animated movie features by himself though>>223944013
>>223951854HBO is a demoralization factory. All their shows are to designed to make you feel anxious or pissed off. Casting an gly nonbinary as Ellie was totally on brand.
>Get woke, go broke>Street Fighter bombs>Mortal Kombat bombs>Ugly girlbosses beating up men>”Homoerotism” faggotry in SF>Kitana is a heroine of MK2 and Liu Kang sacrifices himself and basically declares her the chosen one>Emasculated men>the 95% male audienceOnly troons and faggots liked these movies.
>>223943609>>223949837Girls only watch Disney movies because they're so retarded and fucked in the head they think dangerous wild animals will want to sing & dance with them instead of ripping them apart.
>>223951902The last great HBO show was Chernobyl.
>>223947810Obsession is zoomer shit and it technically grossed higher than any of those based on how low the budget was.
>>223951708more like Indiaman amiritedodging the POO from UTTAR PRADESH
>>223947835>>223947991Ryu is cool in the games but they ruined him in this trash.
>>223951980No because jeets can't even survive against Leopards let alone bullets
>>223942574Boomer? These are Gen X IP’s, you retarded nigger.
>>223949048100% some old hag or tranny approved it because the sight of a pretty white woman makes those vile swamp hags seethe.
>>223952230You don't know how right you are.
>>223952273Her face is so pudgy and off puttingFoids are incapable of being even remotely funny
I hope whoever made this retarded shit gets assassinated.>We're going on a Bithon HuntFuck them for giving Guile a retarded ass lisp too
>>223942574just hire cosplayers with fat asses and pander to the male gaze instead of male gays and it would've made a billionalso just not have any jewish subversionits literally that easy
The reboot will make less money than Van Damme‘s and Julia’s Street Fighter inflation unadjusted after 32 years LMAO.
>>223942574Audiences have been trained to just wait for the streaming debut. I've never once had a black guy start talking on his cellphone in the middle of a movie I watched at home.
>>223952478Most people pirate everything to slowly deplete and bankrupt pedowood that's why.
>>223952301Women have no sense of humor, aye.
>>223952485Niggers man coon nigger shit
>>223951777Ryu and ken also handled the lead role in assassin's fist just fine.https://youtu.be/cbf_OHRQI3k
>>223952510Yeah thisThey should've just gave the people who made Assassin's Fist a massive industry budget and had them make a Street Fighter 2 movie insteadAt least then we'd know it's made by actual fans.
>>223943289nta but it was halo
>>223952478To be fair, the 1994 movie was also more expensive to make if you adjust for inflation.
>>223952539Because Van Damne fucked everything up with his conflicting schedulehttps://youtu.be/2cvxbSRMQbk?si=kPsXqlKsgdW9Lcg8
who could possibly play my wife?i've spent entire workdays looking for someone but i cant find any actress that could do her justice
>>223942766Did fighting game fans even watch the movie? I'm an RPG guy, but I felt obligated to support the SF film and watch it.
>>223952653Nigga fighting game "fans" don't even play the games
>>223952526That WAS the original plan (and i suspect the reason why the ryu vs ken subplot is so present, it's a direct follow up), but the problem was that the studios wanted creative control, so capcom got the rights back and gave the project to someone else.https://filmcombatsyndicate.com/street-fighter-world-warrior-cancelled-assassins-fist-director-confirms/amp/
The 500 pound elephant in the room here is that going to see a movie is waay too fucking expensive nowadays.
>>223942766Because you get assfucked for a drink and popcorn. Which gets worse if you're thinking about going as a family.
>>223942574A shame because He Man was ok. The other two were shit though. He Man had a great soundtrack.
>>223952702FUCK
>>223952984He-Man sucked ass
>>223952737That and I'm old and have to take a piss every hour now. Bring back intermissions.
>>223952579This chick would be the best Juri everAlso John Cena should've been M. Bison
>>223952681This dude doesAnd he knows it sucked and even reaffirmed its bombing at the theatershttps://youtu.be/2aTFKety1RI?si=fmSqWx1X8UsbMhJc
>>223952737Elephants are several tons bare minimumThe animals that actually get up to 500 lbs max are like Lions and Tigers.
>>223942574>Boomer IPs are deadI'm old enough to actually have 'nostalgia' for those things and I'm to old to pretend like heman was anything but a dumb cartoon to sell shitty toys, it was pretty transparent even back then. It also means I remember all the other street fighter movies that aren't the one anime with chun li in the shower, have all been pretty bad with Raul Julia being the single bright star in a sea of shit. Even if you told me it was the best movie ever I'm not going to the fucking theater to see it. I'll wait for it to be free on streaming or one of those $1.99 VOD sales and I'm drunk.
>>223942574The only people who still go to movies were in their 40s when MK and SF came out and their oldest child watched He-Man
>>223948754>BloodsportThe movie that taught a generation of men what a "compound fracture" is.
>>223953168The credits make me laugh every time. Why didn't Dux at least try to make his lies at least somewhat believable?
Korean people genuinely have no soul. Even niggas deep in an African country you've never heard of have soul.
>>223953229>niggas deep in an African country you've never heard of have soulthose are the people with the most soul
>>223942574It just looked bad and "quirky". People and the youth especially like it when things take itself seriously.
>>223952737Also the He-Man movie actually did pretty well on prime
>>223953014>Give Bison a massive foot sniff fetish>hinge bets on a sequel rather than immediately putting Han "Here Comes The Foot" Juri in and make Cammy a limp copy
>>223952998>t. Skeletor
>>223952273How am I supposed to believe this is by fans if they strip Chun-Li of any levity? She's just an angry bitch here.
>>223942574>Boomer IPs are deadGood riddance
>>223942574>shit movie>shit movie>shit moviewoahalso he man being a retarded self parody still pisses me off, how hard is it to not end every fucking scene in a joke or 4th wall breaking reference?
>>223952998He Man was fine and the theme was sick.
>>223952653I'm a fan and I walked into it accepting it would likely be mediocre, but it happened to be terrible.
>>223953517Jared Leto sucks and can't act to save his life except for when he's what he usually is which is a sniveling little pussy like in American Psycho>>223954069Movie is a tonal mess and it's another woke bait and switchhttps://youtu.be/0Z_AoSRZi7I?si=JTtdtoJkLz4va2Y3
videogame movie adaptions will never workpedowood will never learn.Also who the fuck goes to Cinemas in le current year? lmaoI pirate all my streaming websites using a superior android smart tv, I don't even pay for slop appsfuck Jews
>>223953883Thank you He-Man is fucking garbage just like every other Americuck capeshit disaster that comes out nowhttps://youtu.be/NHjEyEyeGcA?si=Qan8IjnT1rbdzEoLSpider-Man sucked and popularized an evil crazy bitchhttps://youtu.be/07xCa7WGg9U?si=1WbQlZ1DDB9QJgeIhttps://youtu.be/-smiaMrMN1Q?si=1CiZICTNGEyLyWpySupergirlboss sucked and popularized a selfish and retarded asshole who just ruins the lives of everyone who comes into contact with herAnd Clayface is shit and popularizes a mass murderous faggot incel who just kills people for the pleasure of it even after his mind switch device is destroyedhttps://youtu.be/EP4T6QfMK2w?si=VY_0g64KKUJq1mNoAnother shit year for Hellyweird.
>>223952273>>223953558It's made by woke karens who are butthurt that White Guys wanna fuck Asian Chicks so they make the Asian Chicks obnoxious ghetto niggerdykes instead of normal women to make them offputting to Men.
>>223954605The best Chun-Li ironically is a White Woman because the best Chun-Li is Laura Baileyhttps://youtu.be/Lyftex-Kps8?si=Z6xQ-_r0_PBpaWjv
>>223942574Should have shown Chun Li's ass.
>>223942574No Kyle Hebert cameo, no watch.
>>223942766Street Fighter and MK movies really only appeal to people who have nostalgia for the games (because they played them competitively). No one else gives a shit.
>>223944026>dictator is based out of thailand>cammy is a female clone of dictatorunironically i think the people who did the casting thought of this.
>>223944013>animated movies are all kino>movies>skill yourself. the original (1994) is the only good one.
>>223954766If they did that then they still fucked it up because Cammy is not the clone, Rose is.
>>223954820>Cammy is not the clone, Rose is.the fuck are you talking about retard. don't at me again. you never played the fucking games.
>>223942574Gen X you retard
>>223954801Nah Alpha and SF4 are finehttps://youtu.be/QfkjVttkFJ4?is=yYE92JVnoJG5fui9https://youtu.be/sL46sQJb6Ww?si=x6bw_yHh5sLW5_2QAnd Alpha Generations actually has some solid character writing for Ryu for oncehttps://kickassanime.im/watch/street-fighter-alpha-generations/ep-1
>>223954820Rose is a reincarnation of Bison's soul split in two, of his humanity taking the form of the daughter of a gypsy he learned psycho energy from and killed after.
>>223954839All the people in this image are clones of Bison
>>223954887where's rose, faggot
>>223954886Ah okay gotcha my memory was a little shady for a minute there.
>>223954887cammy is the only doll that's a clone of bison
>>223949837As soon as you stop projecting or gain self awareness.
>>223954891Fucking Guy
>>223954820What Rose was his ex-wife wasn't she?
>>223954957does rose use SOUL POWER to keep her hair like that
>>223954916I always wondered how she is a clone, when she looks absolutely nothing like him.
>>223943385>>223946173>>223948210>>223950507>>223954842IME, He-Man was Gen X. SF and MK were more Millenial even though most of us were too young to have enough money to play them much in arcades. Kinda weird when I think back on it but my older brothers, cousins, friends' brothers, etc. were all Gen X and none gave a shit about MK or SF whereas my friends and I were scrounging the arcade floors for quarters and sharing fatality inputs in elementary school
>>223955010No she was bred off of the DNA of some voodoo gypsy Bison killed and absorbed
>>223955011No it's just anime designs that keeps it that wayit's like what DBZ or YYH characters do
>>223943132Whoever invented that writing style deserves to burn in hell. I don't think even millennials like it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/oOZ4GBhp5RU?si=i9xToM6KvTROqp2U>Dan is a jew nowThe movie bombing was promised to Dan 3000 years ago, goyim.
>>223943129I know there was a twisted metal show(didn't watch it) but a movie based around twisted metal 2 could be fun.
>>223942574>Mortal Kombat bombsdidn't the newest ones do pretty good at the box office? i know they weren't massive hits but i think they still made a decent chunk of profit
>>223955557>the live action adaptation of the video game is now canonstupid fucking goy
I wonder how it will do in countries where people actually play fighting games.
>>223942574How many people play something like Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter and go: "Hmm, instead of playing this figthing game, I'd like to see a movie made out of it, because the story is so good?"And for He-Man, the there's no appeal in it. No modern kids care about it and the only audience are the manbabies who haven't managed to let go of their favourite toyline most other grew out of.
>>223942766Only whites actually spend money and the Jewish obsession with demoralizing them makes it less likely they will.The whole marketing for this movie was asian and some blonde ass cheeks. Simply not enough
>>223942886>Femboy Chun-LiThe actress is pretty hot based on the few pictures I saw of her. What I have seen from her in the movie she always has an angry tough girl look which ruins a lot of her attractiveness.
>>223944013Street Fighter's lore is stupid and nonsensical. It probably has the weakest stories out of all the popular fighting games.
>>223955121you guys know these terms like GenX and Millenial were made up by some jewess, right? it doesn't matter. more accurate to say which decade someone was born in.street fighter was huge in the 90s so you'd have to be born mid-70s to mid-80s to play it. if you were born after mid-90s, maybe you played it. but by then it was competing with many other games including mario. also FPS games started taking off in 00s.once 3D fighting games like tekken were introduced, SF got kind of boring since you can only move left and right. i personally played killer instinct.
>>223942931Dhalsim has had the lowest playrate of any character for 3 games running AND he sucks to play against. I wish they’d tell him to get fucked
>>223955927The weakest story in fighting games belongs to Mortal Kombat since the only prevalent dramatic story in them is the familial beef between Scorpion and Sub-Zero and that's it.Street Fighter side stories are engaging and tragically relatable in a deeply human way.Cammy's story is dark as hell and is essentially the Street Fighter equivalent of Black Widow's story being a group of innocent women including Cammy having their rights stripped away to be trained to be remorseless killers.Ryu's master Gouken getting butchered by his own brother Akuma and Ryu having to go on a vengeful journey to find and slay Akuma, while also battling the Dark and genetically Inner Hado, manifestation of hatred and utter destruction he happens to share with Akuma.Akuma & Gouken's fallout as brothers due to Akuma seeking a darker martial arts style to only benefit himself and hurt the people around him, which ends up destroying their family and getting their father and Gouken killed in the process.
>>223955927>>223956126Balrog pretty much having a story of being a regular underground boxer who made his way up to the top before becoming too selfish, wallowing in women and booze and other self-destructive behavior before he lost everything and was cast out of the industry that he had built his life around from the ground up, leading him to take deals in criminal circuits to both be a part of something he loved and to survive.Blanka's story essentially being similar to Tarzan or Mowgli's where an innocent child gets stranded alone in the Jungle after a serious accident (a plane crash in Blanka's case), but whereas those other 2 had, arguably more corny, talking animals to help nurture and protect them as somewhat more wild human boys, Blanka essentially has no one at all and needs to lose his humanity, becoming as monstrous and as mindless as the environment he was raised in, to survive.Guile and Chun-Li losing loved ones to M. Bison leading them to join law enforcement and go on highly dangerous missions against some of the fiercest killers working for the dictator in the world to avenge them.Etc.Tell me you've never played Street Fighter without telling me you've never played Street Fighter.
>>223942574>2 video game adaptations and a shitty cartoon adaptation What did you expect? Avatar?
>>223942931>>223956045They have to pander to jeets since India is bigger than the US and it's population level rivals China because Chinks and Apoo's are rape addicts.
>>223944013How the hell is that chronological order?
>>223956196India has enough money collectively for 5 tickets to see it.
>>223956137I played it casually on arcade like god intended but never cared much for the history because I was just a kid, I got it mostly from the 90s movies, but even back then the plot was too convoluted and dramatic for me to follow (that's probably why the straightforward live action film is the one I remember the best), I wanted to see the fights.
>>223956202Chronological order would be>Street Fighter Alpha The Movie>Street Fighter Alpha New Generations>Street Fighter II V>Street Fighter II the Animated Movie>and Street Fighter 4 the Animated MovieFor more info on where Street Fighter's timeline takes place watch this video because it's the most accurate detailing of the Street Fighter timeline ever.https://youtu.be/UDNNd1fcoDE?si=fswVlqpuW4ebXMqxFinal Fight and Rival Schools should also take place in the same general universe as Street Fighter and potentially Strider too far into the future if it does.
>>223956280That's fine but it does have an integral and interconnected story for every character as massive as the cast isAlso *God has a capital G.
>>223956254They're too busy shitting in the streets or getting mauled by Tigers and Bears to see anything saar.
>>223955649>didn't the newest ones do pretty good at the box office?It made 129M on a 80M budget
>>223950689>But movie adaptations of video games aren't made for the gamers, they're made for casuals,And the movie should've been adapted FOR casuals, not fans. That's how you sell it
>>223942574No one cares how much you hate your stepdad ragefag.
>>223956126>>223956137they had all of this to work with and made a stinker that will not get a part 2, unless streaming returns are good.
>>223944434I worked at Capcom Coin Op in the 90s. When SF3 hit there was a bit of buzz but it quickly died down. When we play tested it on the weekends in big arcades it was on free play and no one was playing it. The surveys praised the mechanics but not the new characters plus where’s Chun Li, Bison, Sagat, Blanka?? The CPS-III boards were expensive and the metrics we pulled were terrible like coin drops, playtime, etc.I don’t think the home releases did that well either. It was a combination of when IV hit and EVO play is when it, especially Third Strike became the highly regarded classic it is today.
>>223942574get woke go broke
>>223956541I'd rather it not get a sequelThey botched so many characters here, especially Ryu, Guile, Bison, Ken, Dan, and even Chun-Li is basically a personality devoid girlboss now instead of a quirky sexy waifuIg they got Zangief and Dhalsim kinda right but idrc for Jeets and Zangief is barely even in it.
>>223956589The best part about 3rd Strike was the OSTs they're the best in the Street Fighter franchise imhohttps://youtu.be/GxHyRKQD7tg?si=4GOTEwQADP36ntxwhttps://youtu.be/gyjE1qIPohA?si=5fh2HOyBGIXkFN1uhttps://youtu.be/17T78OC7N0c?si=0a-gQX9wm6S0vTzKhttps://youtu.be/fC9jISKU25E?si=HnejpWFKq8LmQFLPhttps://youtu.be/D3uP2v6JPcg?si=zIDd3de54iSFCtcshttps://youtu.be/nKZJKE2HqTI?si=xreoTcBFsxrGUNIGhttps://youtu.be/FtEsqspxONg?si=Gx_LTTb0CYLKS5UXhttps://youtu.be/7VtgvJmwW44?si=9tNvfoeLkefy5gnthttps://youtu.be/jUs-ITmi_u4?si=OtwAFBaOKj4Cereuhttps://youtu.be/sxSzC2LhxN8?si=Adi4fIUHkGpGQugX
>>223956254Can't wait for Bollywood's Street Shitter live-action feature film
All the trailers look good and i’m excited to see this, but who the fuck is going to go to a movie theater in 2026 lmao, i can wait and watch it at home t: 40yo boomer
>>223956739The trailers are a misleadIt's another virtue signaling MCU identity politics and quipfest piece of shit.
>>223956748I don’t care about amerilard culture war shit at all though
>>223956769Guess you don't care about quality control then, friend.
>>223956820>it’s not about me being a chud, it’s just about the quality of the productkek
>>223956739It's one of those "turn your brain off and enjoy" type of movies
>>223956851Fag
>>223944232What part of those shits was made for le chuds?It went broke because it got woke.
>>223956863You can't even enjoy it because of how much it panders to the identity politics infestation shit that usually annoys everyone here.
>>223944325>muh assfaggotryassfaggots are closeted gays
>>223942574>get old IP>often decades past its peak popularity, or just too niche>decide to make a film>don't really care who makes it>don't really care who's in it>don't really care about sticking to established lore (so why even get the IP in the first place?)>don't really care about what happens it in>get writers who obviously hate the IP, ALWAYS a bunch of zoomer/moomer commiefornia out-of-touch losers>they decide to do the whole "le quirky chungus so randumb insincere quiptastic voyage" bullshit>every character speaks the same way, behaves the same way, all exactly like the cookiecutter "writers" think they would>slap a load of CG veneer over it>for some reason include 4 Non Blondes or some other 80s/90s meme song in the trailerI've narrowed it down to the two most likely explanations: they're genuinely so oblivious of the real world that they don't know why they keep failing, OR they're doing it on purpose for some malicious reason.
>>223957035Yep. True
>>223957011Then prefer boobs nigga
>>223957071Please, african
>>223957302https://youtu.be/d7JJAU-X9zs?si=XJHjWJUbyUTh_4BR
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>>223942766It's on them really, you only have to do a quick peek at the genre over the last decade to realize how worthless the fighting game audience is. That genre has seen less innovation than your average FPS slop since it's inception, like of course they are not going to show up for a movie, it's too much change, they were probably deeply unsettled by the thought that there would be more than one camera angle in a fight.And besides, it's all complete bullshit anyway, you think the supposedly record breaking other movies were actually successful? Nah, they are only playing in the league where they can just pretend they are and have their marketing journos right articles about it, while most "smaller" movies simply continue to live the reality where much less people visit movie theaters altogether and especially as disposable income keeps decreasing.
>>223955773>How many people play something like Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter and go: "Hmm, instead of playing this figthing game, I'd like to see a movie made out of it, because the story is so good?"Once upon a time, the world had action stars like Jackie Chan, Sonny Chiba, and JCVD. JCVD alone would have saved this movie
>>223957463>That genre has seen less innovation than your average FPS slop since it's inception,Well, they got uglier and lame
>>223957463Can't wait until Hellyweird finally bleeds itself dry due to total inflation absurdity and gets replaced entirely by streaming services and animanga from the Easthttps://youtu.be/PR_wEjtsXWE?si=qzAwHGaqyuPlCz6i
>>223957035>don't really care about sticking to established lore (so why even get the IP in the first place?)Because the people writing these movies can't get their own movie scripts accepted on account of their own scripts being shit, and shit movies won't make money. So they piggyback off an existing IP, usually twisting and warping it into something completely different, in the hopes that people will be tricked.
>>223957767The most jewey mindset imaginable
>>223957767Which I'm 100% certain is what happened with Joker, and Resident Evil.Joker very clearly had to shoehorn him being a clown and those pointless scenes about the Waynes, but was otherwise just going to be a modern-day Taxi Driver. It's why he's so unlike the Joker.Resident Evil is the worst. Zombies aren't zombies in any sense, there's weird fusing of monsters, shoehorned mentions of "Raccoon City" and "Umbrella", and a wet fart of an ending where they just give him a big CG eye on his shoulder like a G-virus monster. It's pretty clear Cregger just watched Slither, The Crazies, and briefly saw a trailer of Silent Hill, and went "yeah, I can make a film like that", and the execs all went "make it about Resident Evil" so he crowbarred in a couple of references into an otherwise completely unrelated film.
If they gave these guys the big budget to make their own feature length film adaptation of Street Fighter, it would've been genuinely entertaining or at least source material respectful for the fanshttps://youtu.be/P974Kdmz0Xo?si=3l5dI5OIG_GQNxeAUnfortunately, Hellyweird hates fans of anything that is separate from their propaganda so that was never going to happen.
>>223957035Street fighter has many failings, but the writers and director really do love the ip; they are just incapable of doing anything other that "Lol so dumb" comedy, unlike the studio that did the animated flashbacks.
>>223958078If they really loved it, they wouldn't have taken the piss so much. For example, I love Lord of the Rings, and I hate that Rings of Power fanfic bullshit Bezos keeps shitting out. But if he came to me and said "here's millions, do better", I wouldn't then go "okay, I'm not a professional writer, I'll just make it a retarded comedy because I love the lore so much". I'd go really serious and stick to it intently, even if what came out was boring or flat, it still wouldn't deviate just because I'm untalented.
>>223958123But the producers hired the guy to do a zany comedy in the first place.
>>223958132If a producer hired you to turn your favourite non-zany IP into a zany comedy, would you do it and still claim you love the IP?
>>223958160We'll if I were to do it I would probably do the film they wanted, because otherwise they would just give the movie to someone else, but at the same time I would also make the film it should be, and later on release it as a director's cut.
>>223958211See >>223957792
>>223958217It's called giving Hollywood jews a taste of their own medicine.
>>223958123LOTR is already long and serious but most people don't find it particularly boring. I'm sure whatever you'd make would be better and more expansive in an genuinely interesting way than the race baiting satanic garbage we got from Amazon, especially if you stick to the inherently Christian core of LOTR or something similar like Narnia.
>>223954594>He-Man is fucking garbageSkeletor’s hands typed this
>>223958519He-Man sucked broThe plot is a mess and the movie makes fun of itself while wanting you to take some parts seriouslyIt's a literary disaster.
