Prima Nocta
It wasn't a real practice.
Communists believe the world was retarded before Marx was born
>>223943119it will become real under my rule
>>223942953In the modern world the prima nocta belongs to CHADNothing changed
>>223942953anti white, anti europe, anti history slop
>>223943603The world has, is and always will be retarded.
>>223943119It sure was real when my brother and his pillhead girlfriend came to live in my basement.
>>223943669ok bong
>>223943119grrm thought this was real and added it into the books
>>223943704ok moshe
>>223943669Mel wouldn't to that
>>223942953>Prima Cuckta
>>223942953Couldn't he wait for a better bride? This one is fugly, certainly not worth this fuss.
>>223943711ASOIAF is a fully fantasy settings with no real connection to actual medieval European people except for Japanese isekai-tier tropey nonsense.
>>223943119Were you there?
>>223943119>It wasn't a real practice.It happened, it just wasn't in any way widespread.
>>223945260Yes and so were you, as a matter of fact we're there right now.
>>223943119>future generations will rationalize the Epstein files as working class paranoia
>>223943119It happened but it wasn't coerced. Peasant girls would enthusiastically drop their breeches for any noble that looked in their direction.
>>223942953>be me, feudal lord. My days are spent desperately attempting to keep my shithead knights and neighboring rival lords happy (and not rebelling or invading) by throwing feasts, jousts, and arranging marriages. In vain, I attempt to keep my primitive agricultural economy afloat, hoping maybe to attract a guild to set up shop or a bishop to build a new cathedral. >some peasant just barged into my study with his new bride, both wearing the biggest shiteating grins.>what the hell do they want? I’m trying to wo->I notice their wedding attire>oh, not againMfw
>>223945280I don't remember what was their religion in Braveheart but under the catholic laws it would invalidate the wedding, and the lord would be borderline excommunicado
>>223943682fucking based
>>223945227I think the idea is mind breaking the peasants and subtly having to know there's a bunch of illegitimate children in their town.
>>223945716>the english>catholic
>>223943119>It wasn't a real practice.It happens now with paki rape gangs.
>>223942953whomever does the coffee at my office gets first dips when it's ready, we call it 'prima cupta'
>>223943682Did you brother sit in the cuckchair?
>>223943711GRRM also made trial by combat with literally no rules. People would fight each other with spears vs swords. No rules are ever established for any fight. Meaning you could just bring a crossbow and shoot someone in the face in addition to your spear you brought, or whatever really.
>>223945826the british only split from catholic rome in the 16th century, Braveheart is like 13th century
>>223945887you're right....but not like England nobles gave much of a fuck about Rome even then
>>223942953>film claims Edward Longshanks was a a "pagan">actually a devout Christian who emphasized good works and providing for the poor
>>223943711he wrote the books before braveheart
>>223945927>Brexitus, circa 1300
>>223945716>>223945826>>223945887>>223945927They were Norman at this time, and spoke French
>>223945968Mel never let historical accuracy get in the way of a good story
>>223945927>The papal Bullok,you have to admitt that this choice of words sounds too funny,being in 4chin.
>>223945927still, prima nocta renaissance era slander ("look how barbarous these noblemen were!"and braveheart is dogshit for plenty of other reasons.if you want to see Mel Gibson in a historical movie, watch The Patriot. its almost exactly the same narrative, only done MUCH better.it also has historical errors, but they're much less goofy than Mel Gibson and his pictish era warpaint and backwards worn kilts that didnt even exist
>>223945927>you're right....but
>>223945991only the nobility spoke french, and not even most of them. the average population was still very much anglo saxon, including many minor landowners. at most, 2% of the population spoke french on a regular basis. there was never a large population movement of normans to the british isles, there werent even that many normans to begin with in normandy.they were foreign rulers who quickly adopted local customs, especially during the hundred years war when a british national identity, distinct from france, began to emerge
>>223946087this thread is about Edward I and his nobles.
>>223942953I'm a land lord and add jus primae noctis to the fine print of my leases
>>223945832I like to dip my balls in the water before it’s brewed and then ask all my coworkers how their coffee is. >haha I can’t work with out it!Yeah I bet you can’t faggot lol
>>223946018Public schooler or Third worlder?
>>223946286Good luck but only pull this one on the dumbest of retards, the real powerless isolated ones.Still pretty risky if anyone else finds it written down.
>>223945826The English were Catholic at this time. They didnt split until Henry the VIII founded his gay "church" which now has trans priests and a woman archbishop
>>223943682Topkek
>>223946286You can just fuck them and not charge for a month of rent. Any of you anons wondered how your gf/wife made rent that much? Yeah how my sploogy taste?
>>223942953wow, britishers are very evil.
That's nothing these were my ancestors killing all these smelly english people and then taking them as slaves back to africa so they can be slaves to african Egyptians those english people were weak
>>223942953Her?What, is she funny? Or does butt stuff? Or into stepsis roleplay?
>>223947154your people didn’t come to America until 1890 you Irish-italian peasant stock mutt
>>223945280Yeah Rapes happened, but it was never a sactioned legal practice
>>223945927You'd be shocked how little people listened to the Pope by this time.
>>223947333The days of Gregory VII tea bagging Henry IV at Conossa were long over.
>>223945826Yes? When exactly do you think this film takes place?
>>223945280No, RAPES happened, the idea of a "prima noctis" legal right did not
Did the English really have a policy of systemic cucking for Scottish peasants?
>>223945467Epstein is a Jew. Medieval aristocracy was aryan. No one is saying no noble or king ever committed rape, just that it wasn't an institution like this black propaganda implies.
>>223945828Pakistani rape gangs did not target newly married women, it targeted poor working class/lumpen girls who were neglected by their families. "white trash" to Americans. I know this fact is inconvenient to both leftoids and rightoids, but the truth is important. These were vulnerable communities who were let down.
>>223943119There are medieval references to prima nocta, including legal documents, accusations, and stories.
>>223948142in any large codified way, no. But it was a custom in some parts, again not widespread or codified. As a custom, it did occur in some areas. But to call it a large or common part of medieval society is false.
>>223948283Shalom.
>>223948142Gibson just made it up so that the movie could happen without Wallace looking like an unhinged psycho
>>223948298is this personal for you?
>>223942953Braveheart is one of the best movies ever made. Pure romanticism on film. This clip alone with no sound mogs almost everything made today. It's just beautiful.
>>223942953look at her face and reaction, not upset at all, definitely craved BEC.
>>223942953kek I like the movie but they made the Scots look like Celts living a thousand years before the movie.
>>223948125About 300 years before the fucking kilt was even invented
>>223943682>i-i-i-it was my right! As a landlord!>I've come to claim the right of a pillhead!
>>223945467Lolwut
>>223948726The great kilt existed, but it was essentially a big blanket you wrapped around yourself.It was also exclusive to the highlanders, whom the lowland Scots disliked almost as much as they hated the English.Almost.
