have a cup of coffee. have two.
>>223942956Coffee makes me poop
>>223943097you want to hold your poop in? get it out man. that shit aint good for you
>>223943097have poop, have 2
>>223942956Evil jew who wanted white genocide
write a shitpost. write two
>>223942956Gee, Billy. You mom lets you have 2 coffees?
ave a puffave two
>>223942956
>>223943229rape
>>223942956Coffee at a local restaurant tonight. Get the coffee sauce. Have a cold coffee at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go coffee you’ve never been. Listen to coffee you think may have nothing in common with coffee. Order the coffee rare. Eat a coffee. Have a coffee. Have two. Be open to a coffee where you may not understand or agree with the coffee next to you, but have a coffee with them anyways. Eat coffee. Tip your coffee. Check in on your coffee. Check in on coffee. Enjoy the coffee.
>>223942956t. mumford and son manbun motherfucker
>>223943989that cup is too big for you.
>>223943989have a tiny cigarettehave 200
>>223943097People always say this but it doesn't do that to me.
>>223943989That's a fairly small sized cup of coffee for an average person, I'd say?
>>223943989YO LOL DONNIE
Eat your cheating girlfriends pussy. Taste a weird rancid cream flavor. Have a cold pint in your hotel room alone while wondering who is fucking her at 4 AM. Think about how some guy is taking her places shes never been. Wonder why she hates you when she has nothing in common with you. Try not to imagine her getting turned inside out like the steak you ordered rare instead of medium rare for some reason. Wonder why her pussy smells like oysters. Google your girlfriend. Do it 299 more times. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with what google says your girlfriend is doing with other men, but tie the noose anyway. Choke slowly. Tip over the nightstand as you flail. Check the tightness of the knot by dropping harder. Check yourself out. Meanwhile shes enjoying the ride.
>>223943989extra jewish
>>223943097Same for my petite Latina gf. She doesn’t know I know but every time she drinks coffee I make sure to eat her ass before she showers. She says not tonight but is too embarrassed to say it’s because she pooped, but I just ignore her and keep licking her brown butthole.
>>223944404It does to me but only if I'm sleep deprived. When I'm sleep deprived everything gives me diarrhea.
>>223943989How do you do Mr. Perlman
Have a cup of coffee. Have two. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce while your girlfriend fucks an underage actor. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar while the texts come in. Go somewhere you’ve never been, like a hotel room in France. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you, like the 17 year old your girlfriend’s banging. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you (or the minor in the photos), but wire them 350k and have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Realize the only solution is the Singaporean model where everybody’s so mixed up you can’t tell who to hate anymore. Then hang yourself after she tells you to stop busting her balls.
>>223943989Boss battle triggers if you touch the shekels
*still triggers /tv/ 8 years after his death*He must have done something right
>>223944404It used to help regulate me but doesn't any longer. I still drink a lot of coffee but my stool habits are all over the place.
>>223945229Definitely crazy that hes still hanging around after all this time
Coffee is the worst drink ever invented, it tastes awful. I'd even tolerate beer before coffee, although, I hate beer almost as much as coffee, I hate that it tastes like salty piss water.I'd rather drink some milk.
>>223945229Project much? No one is triggered here. We are celebrating the man and his legacy
>>223942956Think I will.
>>223942956 I'm good with the one, calm down Tony
>>223942956>have a cup of coffee. have two.Yes Mr bourdain i will but I prefer this!!
Overpriced mud water.Coffee culture is a fucking disease here in australia. It's as bad as craft beer culture.Even where i live, where it's regularly 90% humidity, people sit around outdoors at cafes drinking hot coffee because it's trendy. Fucking idiots.
>no you dont understand he is one of the good ones!
>>223943097Poop makes me hungry
>>223945092Get some rest Senator, you've earned it
>>223943229WTF is this real?
>>223946629>i miss this self-hating retard who acked himself over a woman and who wanted nothing less than the white race to be exterminated>im bipolar btwredditors are something else man
>>223946814Pan faced gook got so much buccal fat removal and botox that she can't even blink.
>>223943989Here Monsieur allo me to light ze zigarette por vu.
Speak
>>223945229it’s even worse than that… for a long period of time guy fieri was a cool laid back dude who everyone loved… and then slow-joe just had to wreck the poor man…https://youtu.be/SCJzaLpz-dc?t=1935imagine telling a guy that his dead father came back as a retarded owl and not a smart one by default because all owls are dumb…imagine the cruelty in slow-joe’s heart.
>>223944953Airing out your cuck fetish isn't the comedy slam dunk you think it is
>Have an affair>Have two
>>223946814if i found it why am i watching her? it looks like she found it not me
>>223944953She's having a negro. She's having two.
Good work 47. The victim should accept the poisoned coffee
>>223942956I think I've only seen Epstein edits of this picture, never realized the original was Anthony Bourdain.
>>223950547Kek
>>223942956Nah I'll take a negroni instead>>223944953Kek
>>223942956What jewish sliders did he use during his character creation in order to look like Epstein's clone?
>>223942956>enjoy the ride
>>223943097greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>223951641and then everyone clapped
>>223951038They’re both Jews. It’s a type of Jewish face.
>>223943229Is that Kevin Bacon?
>>223944453Fucker beat me to it
So did he actually hang himself or is that cover-up for an erotic asphyxiation? I assume the baquette was to cram up his ass during a goon sesh. I've seen Asia Argento and no self respecting man is killing himself over that.
>>223951775Anthony Bourdain was weak
>>223951601ai edits are completely uninteresting and cringe. do us all a favour and stop posting. photoshops only.
Bourdain?
>>223951820
>>223951038italians and jews are basically identical people.
>>223942956>food is my personality
>>2239518283Spooky5Me!
>>223942956I'd like to see his death photos. I need a good laugh
>>223942956cursed image
>>223942956Have an implant. Have two.
>>223944953This shit mean as fuckStill laffed tho
>>223944953>anon spent his free time writing this long ass cuck drivel>didnt even use AIgrim
i bet that baguette tasted great. would have a cocoa instead of coffe tho
>>223953152>would have a cocoa instead of coffe thowhat the fuck, anon. inconceivable.
>>223942956There’s no way they weren’t related.
>>223951828>Have a masquerade redemption. Have two.
>>223953358is everyone a faceblind autist nowadays? they dont even look anything alike. they are just both old grey jews. nothing about their face is similar.
>>223953358
>>223953358I want an Epstein mug.
>>223944953
>>223942956Make a sneedpost. Make 2. Get banned. Enjoy the ride.
>>223951822You don't get to bring negronis.
>>223953569It’d be a real conversation starter wouldn’t it!
>>223943229Headless horseman takes a break on his way to Sleepy Hollow
the lady in the back with the doritos locos taco hat always confuses me
>>223945229Who will contraire the contrarians?
>>223946469>t. 4 year old
>>223949969wtf is this gay shit? A podcast where a guy talks about another podcast? Kys
>>223942956I don't take recommendations from hedonistic Jews into autoerotic asphyxiation.
Crouch in the closet as you watch your wife fuck a negroni. Or two.
>>223942956im shooting up caffeine with salt.
>>223944953Oof>>223952452Triggered>>223945229>kys>people endlessly mock you almost a decade later>”H-h-he m-must have done something right
>>223943149You can just say jew, anon.
>>223943149>anti israel guy who just wanted to eat noodles with chinese guys was le anti white50 goyimbucks has been deposited to your account
why the fuck does this based man piss so many of you faggots off? is it because he threatens the ideologically captured petit-bourgeois NEET class who sits on their ass fapping to anime child porn all day while mommy serves them tendies? he demands a bit more of you than being a parasite and an exploiter. people call him anti-white for some reason even though he was equally critical of chinese and singaporean society. not to mention israel, lol. he criticized retarded corporate travelers and poverty tourism. he even blasted the fuck out of the media for its coverage of west virginia as a backwards place. is that anti-white? i dont fucking get the hate and seems to just piss you off because he had some pretentious hippy outbursts sometimes. get a grip, man
how do you even neck yourself with a bathrobe belt? makes no sense. same goes for epstein's sheets. both are fishy.
>>223942956Have a suicide, have ack-
>>223955158He literally said that it would be better for white people to become mixed and not exist anymore
>>223955289>critisised poverty tourismDid he have an irony deficiency?Also on him being anti white, watch the tail end of the Cologne episode. Pretty straightforwards if you ask me. I still like like and regularly enjoy his media but it's not like his critics are entirely wrong.
What most retards here don't understand is that international cosmopolitan foodie culture as we know it didn't really exist in that time, and that things we think of as commonplace like "thai food" were legitimately unknown to much of america. A "punk rock" food tourist was something new to the american masses who didn't know much outside of spaghetti dinners, cassaroles, and taco teusdays.Nowadays we can make fun of it but it was legitimately something most people had not encountered before. Does this mean he should be emulated or worshiped? Of course not. He was a corporate mouthpiece and a junkie trying to fill a heroin sized hole in his heart, and he offed himself. But most of you children don't understand the difference in food culture between now and 25 years ago
>>223956187dude you realize the show was made in 2013 right? growing up around that time I had a thai spot near my high school. this post would have been believable if it was in the 90s but nice try
>>223956187>>223956383oh you meant no reservations my bad
>>223956187I mean he wasnt Socrates but he had a good way of thinking about life too and a good way to word it, yea it was simple minded thinking shit but at least it wasnt the hateful dogshit you see on tv on every fucking channel and podcast, dude actually cared about other humans a little, was nice to see
>>223956398Yes, but also his book a Cook's Tour came out in 2001 and he had a tv show about it the next year. And in 2001, you could not get something like korean barbecue in almost any medium sized town in America like you can today
>>223943097Same for me but there might be more to it. I don't drink coffee on work days. I wake up at 6 and shit before taking a shower. On days off I sleep in til 8 or 9. When I wake up I piss then I go make coffee. Once I have a few sips I gotta shot and I gotta shit bad. By this time I'm hours past my normal shit time so it's ready to go, also with how quickly I don't think it's the coffee itself but the warmth of the liquid that gets the muscles stimulated and and softens things up. That with being behind on my dump schedule I think are the key factors.
so...any good specific episodes to watch? like anything that feels different?
>>223953478KEK
Japan (specifically Tokyo) was his favorite destination, and said that if he could only eat in one city for the rest of his life, it would be Tokyo.
>>223957633Gee, he'd want to stay in one of if not the biggest megacity in the world in the country that has more Michelin stars than France?
On Tokyo in particular, he wrote for CNN, "I'm sure I could spend the rest of my life there, learn the language, and still die happily ignorant.""Japan is endlessly, endlessly interesting to me," he said. And even after going on nine filming trips there, "I don't think I've even scratched the surface and I don't think I ever will."
We asked him for his go-to Japanese dishes. "Oh, God. It's hard to pick," he said. "Give me some good uni," or sea urchin, "a really good soba," or buckwheat noodles, "with duck dipping sauce — duck dipping dressing is really amazing — and I adore good yakitori," the grilled chicken skewers.
>>223953459>They just look like two closely related individuals of the same inheritable group, so nothing alike
>STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH A YOUNG WHITE GOY YOU FUCKING ITALIAN WH-ACK!!!Millennial heroes, everyone.
>>223949908Why an extra car lmao
>>223943097Well yeah caffeine makes your bowels move faster duh
>>223957676>>223957697>Infiltrating Japan to learn how to subvert them.
>>223942956Blurp blongus. Blurp bloo.
>>223942956Bourdain sure did love Vietnam, said it was favorite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY9xQnbjLYw
>>223957908fucking kek
>>223944953You didn’t even do the shitpost right this is just chud incel cuck fetish
>>223953960Have a cannonball to the face. Have two
>>223952452>effort is bad!kys zoomer
>>223942956I had two coffees after my nap and then I got flaming hot diarrhea a couple hours later.
>>223956025Are you gen z? Can you tell me how to use a can opener?
have a bump.
have two.
