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He couldn't get over his oneitis, so he settled and fucked her son.
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>>223944419
fpbp
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>>223944338
Watch the last movie
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Can you imagine the absolute cuckoldry of being forced to teach the spawn of your Chad bully and the childhood best friend you fumbled by publicly calling her a slur. Imagine the seething hatred at hearing your boss go on and on about how super duper special this little shit is as he bends every rule in the book for him.
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>>223944338
He got cucked/mogged by James Potter and he never recovered from that I guess
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>>223944338
written by a foid
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>>223944715
Anon, there are seven books and several movies documenting this level of seethe.
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>>223944715
kek brutal
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>>223944806
Came here to say this
Expect the same for the upcoming series as well
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>>223944338
the bitch broke his heart and that turned him into a villain, many such cases anon
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bump
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>>223944338
Dumbledore manipulated his guilt over Lily's death.
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>>223944338

He loved Harry's mother who ended up marrying the guy who'd torment him with wedgie spells.
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>>223944715
He got the ultimate Chud victory though, the person he didnt like died and he smugly got to shit on his memory for 20 years before dying. He'd fit right in on any message board.
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>>223946225
Grim
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>>223944338
He was a typical beta, that had no courage to make his move and at worst get rejected, then move on. No, he was so chickenshit, he ended up bullied by Potter's future father AND watched him woo the girl he silently simped for years. He watched their love blossom, while he entered his edgy, angry at the World phase and joined the Death Eaters. He only became Dumbledore's double agent when he learned of Voldemort murdering both Potter and his oneitis, with baby Potter being the sole survivor as Voldemort's Avada Kedavra bounced back due to magical power of mother's love, sacrificing her life for her son.
Ever since that day he was tasked by Dumbledore to protect Harry, with him accepting it as he saw Harry as the last surviving part of his unrequited love.
You can easily tell a woman wrote it from just that.
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>>223946225
Literally my story. My highschool crush ended up marrying my bully and having his three children. You have no idea how miserable every day of my life is.
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>>223946321

Do their children bully you to? What did the guy do to you?
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HE WAS IN LOVE LOL WHAT A FUCKING INCEL LOSER
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>>223946321
Are you a teacher, and his kids go to your school?
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>>223946321
Mate, just move the fuck on. I truly don't understand why some guys would torture themselves thinking about their past crush, while they've could simply accept the facts and live their own life, meeting other women who may happen to be a far better match for them than the idealized image of their oneitis.
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>>223944338
Why didn't he just kill james potter, women love serial killers
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>>223946321
please anon don't do it
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>>223946980
He kinda did though since Voldy had promised not to kill Lily.
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>>223946321
dude
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>>223944338
he was miscast (Alan Rickman was way too cool and likeable to be Snape)
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>>223944338
Reminder Snape was only 32 at the start of the series and 38 when he died
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>>223946321
I'm so thankful my crush sent me a letter with a PETA stamp on it and it vaporized any respect I had for her.
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>>223946256
Yeah if you think about it
It's basically (from his perspective)
>have crush on girl
>she doesn't like me
>she stops hanging with me and hangs with the guy who torments me
>go on with my life
>see one day in the paper they were murdered
Honestly not that bad, but it's pretty obvious at that point he didn't actually love Lily, he loved whatever internalized ideas she represented that he was never never able to consciously understand or accept.
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>>223946699
The crush represents internalized ideals that they cannot digest on their own.
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Slytherin has fallen.
Millions must kedavra.
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>be a nice guy deep down and sincerely in love throughout your life
>was still able to use an evil unforgivable spell against a guy he didn't even hate
how did Snape do it?
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>>223946370
This but sincerely. Total "failed normalnigger" death.
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>>223947488
he had the "bad writing" perk
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>>223946321
When you think about it, how this piece of shit, this fucking scumbag, fucked the love of your life, not just the first time they did it but the second time he busted his load in or on her while you were probably at home on 4chan or watching "kino", and the guy who made your life unbearable was tasting her most intimate place (you will never ever smell, touch, taste, even glimpse) to warm her up for the deep dive to the hilt dicking he'd give her while you jerked off to jewish porn

bro he didn't just call you a fag every day, devalue you and strip your self-worth, cementing your fate as a loser in doing so and turning you into a pussy with undiagnosed chronic-PTSD making it impossible for you to love anyone, he also fucked her, took all her firsts, permanently made her his with his cum, conquered her, he fulfilled his biological purpose and justified his existence with her pussy, and he didn't just get past her gates once...
he went back and was welcomed into her city as a hero 2 more times after he sacked her walls the first time
she cried out "I love you [name of the dude who bitched you who lives in your head rent free]" begging for him to put a baby in her staring deep in his eyes (with primal want and desire which she will never show you) as their first kid slept one room over

when you think about all this do you think about wiping his "legacy" off the face of the earth? or do you just wanna off yourself quietly and make your gravestone a monument to your cucking? I'm curious if you can still be saved or if you're just a permanent prey animal
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>>223947729
kek brutal
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>>223944338
Woman writing
He was one of voldemort's favourite wizards he could've pretty much any pure blood pussy he wanted.
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>>223946168
Snape was the one who went crying to Dumbledore because it turns out that being a nazi was going to get someone he cared about hurt. Frankly the fact Dumbledore saved him from being bumraped by dementors in prison for eternity should be enough for Snape to dedicate his life to doing what Dumbledore wants. Dumbledore didn't even know that Snape was still obsessing over his high school crush 20 years later.
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>>223946321
bo hoo. Who tf cares and why do you think it is a good idea to share this information on this board
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>>223947488
>points wand at Dumbledore
>thinks about James Potter
>Avada Kedavra
>he said calmly
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>>223944338
women love Snape for his sacrifice
but they'd never have sex with him

Tyrone, on the other hand, sacrificed nothing, never contributed anything and still gets to fuck without a condom
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>>223947952
they loved him because he had a chad actor and wouldn't give a shit about him if the movies didn't exist
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>>223947952
>Tyrone, on the other hand, sacrificed nothing, never contributed anything and still gets to fuck without a condom

Why did you feel the need to mention this?
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>>223947952
>unprompted blacked fantasies
you are mentally ill
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>>223947803
>Dumbledore didn't even know that Snape was still obsessing over his high school crush 20 years later.
Incorrect. Dumbledore kept saying "This is Lily's son!" all the time. He absolutely knew and was playing on Snape's terminal oneitis until his death and after.
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>>223947952
wtf did I just read?!?? Are you good?
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>>223947488
Snape wasn’t a nice guy, wanting to avenge Lily was his only redeeming quality
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>>223944338

IDK but his ending was probably the best thing in the whole series.
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>>223947952
Is this the lore for the new HBO show
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>>223948157
He's american



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