Why did they make him so zesty?
>>223945302It an accurate depiction of an average American soldier.
>>223945396but he's white
>>223945302shaved pits only work on cartoon anime men, in real life it looks gay
>>223945302does he flirt with black women in the movie? if not its terrible casting
>>223945302Charge characters are gay
>>223945302>Why did they make him so zesty?the cviper incident would turn anyone gay
>>223945302>shaved pitsMight as well cast a woman in the role
>>223945302i seen a few teasing shots of him but i had fallen asleep by the time they introduced him proper as a character. woke up after the movie had ended, very refreshed, a restful ass nap
>>223945302Ironic No homo humor like dead pool
so are there any feet .webms yet? I was promised lots of foot stuff but I refuse to get tricked into seeing the movie and finding out I was lied to
>>223945302Jewish wishes were granted
>>223945480>>223945644B-but I shave my pits...
gotta love The Codester
>>223945302They don't get his character at all.
>>223945480>>223945644I don't remember Van Damme having any pit hair either.
Humiliation ritual the movie
SONIC BOOM
>>223945396fpbp
>>223945480>>223945644>>223945841>>223945880why the fuck do you care about the armpit hair of another man
>>223945841Same, my boyfriend has a tickling fetish so it makes it more fun. Nothing "gay" about it.
>>223945416Jewlywood likes to blackwash white characters, what's new?
Don't knock shaving your pits until you try it. It feels better imo
>>223945302Please tell me they did a rendition of Guile's theme in the movie
>>223945928Power for you sis, when are you transitioning?
I just trim the pit hair with scissors.
>>223945928i did it once and it felt weird. same with shaving my pubes. im never gonna have sex either way so i might just be hairy and comfortable
>>223945944Yes. Pretty sure the guile stage plays in the night club fight
>>223945944I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD GUILE'S THEMEHonestly, I wish it had more street fighter music and less "remember the 90s pop music"
>>223945302>Why did they make him so zesty?Because they allowed attractive women to be in it. Can't let the chuds have everything.
>>223945944>Please tell me they did a rendition of Guile's theme in the movieThey actually introduce him this way.
>>223945302sometimes i listen extended versions of SF2 characters music when im working. It works insanely well for productivity. Guile and Honda are my favourite
The Codester isn't a draw?
>>223945480No.
>>223945606aww yeah gurl