Only in the 90s movie with premise like this could be made completely straight without any corny attempt at satire
But the movie is clearly very tongue-in-cheek and purposefully retarded though.
>>223946350I need an Air Force One parody where POTUS is a fat senile fuck that Mister Magoo's his way into taking down the terrorists.
>>223946415A mix of Air Force One and Tucker & Dale?
>>223946350I liked when Executive Decision killed Steve Seagal
>>223946415Sounds like a job for AI Chris Farley
>>223946386it has ridiculous action scenes but nobody questions the premise of potus himself being an action hero who saves the day. No different from Die Hard that it emulates
>>223946350Mandela effect moment, I always thought it was part of 90s Jack Ryan movie series (because HF played Jack Ryan in most of them and because Tom Clancy eventually made Jack Ryan potus)
>>223946350I'd love to see this remade with Trump
>>223946584Trump loses his diaper and then commits treason with Putin, who then fucks Trump up the ass with all his bitch supporters watching
>>223946350>Only in the 90s movie with premise like this could be made saaaaar!
>>223946683That is an excellent child toss. If I was a youth I would not be fucking with you
Was this a Clancy movie?
>>223946910No, no children were strangled to death in this.
>>223946350True, but not because of politics, because the 90's was all about "Die Hard in/on [insert other location or vehicle]"
>>223946350Joss Whedon had yet to infect the entire film industry with his quippy nonsense.
>>223946570It’s just you
>>223946910>>223947713Air Force One featured zero pregnant women, so no, it wasn't Clancy.
>>223946350Die Hard caused so many “one man army” movies in the ‘90s. Under Siege, Passenger 51, Cliffhanger, this movie
>>223946350You could absolutely do it today, it just depends on the tone the director makes it, and the casting has to be done properly.
That movie with Cena and Edris Elba, although it's a bit more silly.
AH LAWDIE LITTLE BABY JEESUS HELP ME! DEM WHYPEEPO BE CRAY CRAY THROW'N NIGGAS OUT THE PLANE N SHIET!
>>223946653ywnbaw
>villain is evil because... he wants his country to not be a shithole!
>>223946415Isn't that the plot of a Leslie Nielsen movie?
>>223949295And most are better than Die Hard.
>>223946570When I started reading Tom Clancy I thought this was a Ryanverse movie.
>>223946910No, but its a Jack Ryan movie in all but name.
Why does Harrison Ford need to indulge your Trump fantasy, you fat bastard?
>>223946350I will defend this movie until my last breath. It's a Die Hard clone, but a really good one. Just like Die Hard, it has a great sense of location, Oldman plays a really intense and layered villain, the music is great, and it's just so fun and exciting.
>>223953604The only thing that didn't age well was the 90's CGI.
>>223954552Oh yes, the plane crashing into the ocean looked laughable even back then.
>>223950885Don't disrespect the new Postmaster General>>223946653Meds
>>223949295Somehow those movies were better lit, had better actors and are fun to watch compared to current action movies.
I am just now learning that this movie isn't a part of the Ryanverse and I'm a little shocked and not sure how to feel about things now.
>>223946653kek baited the miggers with this one
>>223946386Maybe you're young, but you're wrong. At the time it was not considered tongue in cheek. My parents loved the movie when it was new and got pissed when I'd make fun of how dumb it was.
>>223947833hell, Carry On just came out 2 years ago, and it's just Die Hard in an airport
>>223950219isn't it basically Olympus Has Fallen?
>>223946350So much of my childhood (under 10) is watching movies intended for adults, thinking they’re incredible, finding out when I’m older they were critically acclaimed, rewatching them through the lens of an adult and thinking they’re incredible were farcical Wtf anons
>>223946350Your right. It would star Viola Davis fighting a bunch of incompetent neo-nazis funded by Russia trying stop universal health care.
>>223946584>Trump fighting against the MS13 cartel leader hired by China to flood America with fent and nukes as they fly over Mexico. MS13 member is on the ropes as Trump says "I said I'd send all the bad ones back." He shoots explosives and blows away the emergency exit door "Promises made!" He then Spartan Kicks the member out of the door and down to Mexico below as Trump watches him fall and yells down "Promises kept!"
>>223956608>"In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?>"Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional.">"The U.S. military is governed by a crooked ethos that condones cruelty, violence, and the killing of innocent children, an ethos that has no truly inspiring models in the real world. It is for this reason that American officials have to resort to fictional movies and computer games to motivate the rank-and-file of the armed forces. In other words, American forces are intellectually and morally hollow, and consequently, when the U.S. military is confronted by an able opponent, it is shamefully incompetent—a paper tiger, if you will. Little wonder, then, that Iran defeated the mighty U.S. military."
>>223946350>completely straight without any corny attempt at satireThe f-16 pilot flying his plane into a missile to "take a bullet for the president" is clearly meant to be corny.
>>223946584Trump is too old, he was already too old when he first became president.Make die hard in trump tower back in the 90s or something instead.
>>223955662Go get shot by ICE while trying to end illegal niggers
>>223955705> it's just Die Hard in an airportso... Die Hard 2?
>>223957360okay fine it's Die Hard 2 in an airport, happy?
>>223946653Putin is a leftist though.
>>223946350Pre political brain rot and performative cynicism was great.
>>223957678yeah he just wants to redistribute the wealth of precious minerals in eastern Ukraine
>>223957598The setting for Die Hard 2 is Dulles Airport in the DC area. So in other words it's just ripping off Die Hard 2 in the regard of set piece.
>>223957797don't ever reply to me again
GOD when did this board became anti right wing
>>223957873Not soon enough. 2016 ruined this website.
>>223957873>>2239578824chan is healing
>>223951891Bill Murray was in the man who knew too little which is like that
>>223957873Most of the population was playing right wing for ebin contration purposes hence making conservatards believe that they were in their own lil' echochambers.But the winds of contrarianism are capricious and men can only pretend to master them
>>223951845i gotta say, his accent was fucking terrible in this. probably gary oldman's worst role.
>>223958034You need to go back
>>223958408trumpism is dead
>>223958605You think you're any different from the election tourists but you're not.
>>223958694I'm here for the television and films, you're "fighting" you lil cultchural war from your mom's basement
>>223958725>i'm here for television and films>starts /pol/posting in a thread about silly harmless 90s action kinoAlright then.
>>223946584Trump would beat the terrorists in the first 5 minutes with the help of his Mossad sidekick played by Sydney Sweeney. Gary Oldman would be persuaded by the Art of the Deal and join forces with the good guys to begin China's second century of humiliation.
