Why is Stephen King's CARRIE never portrayed accurately?
>>223949576people love fat women more than ever now thoughbeit.
>"Alice">Troon flag >Most likely obese You just know that niggas life is hell on earth and the rope is inevitable. Poor thing
Why is Stephen King's CARRIE still being remade? did the last one miss the correct colour of her panties on page 97 or some shit?
>>223949576Because audiences would not have sympathy for a fat girl being picked on. In the 70s it would be a comedy movie.
>>223949611>AliceI don't get it
>>223949611>>Troon flagthey're ditching the trans flag and using the lesbian flag instead
>>223949686Tranny dog whistle
>>223949576160k people need to hit the treadmill
>>223949576the tranny is rightI fucking hate fatties
>>223949638Bullying changes over the years especially now in the smartphone era which is what the new series explored.
>>223949638>colourGOOD MORNING, SAAR!
>>223949638Everyone is too chickenshit to adapt Rage instead, but they still want to watch a high schooler go apeshit.
>>223949820that's the correct English, Cletus
I just want an adaptation that preserves the book's format with all the interludes about telekinesis and interviews like the neighbor girl who was sunbathing in a bikini and made Mrs. White freak the fuck out. She takes it out on Carrie and that's what sparks the rain of stones in the newspaper article the book opens with.
>>223949851no, it's jeet, ranjeet
>>223949576No one hates fat people more than themselves.
>>223949576because nobody wants to watch an ugly obese freak on screen for 2 hours. it works in text it does not work in a visual medium.
>>223949576Nobody wants to watch a movie with an ugly female lead.
>>223949576Fat women in renaissance paintings were of the rich who ate more than they labored. Now fats eat processed food, jab up their bodies and don't exercise enough. "Hate" = do fats tend to be single + never married?
>>223949611lonely single men commit suicide at a much higher rate than trannies.
>>223949576Can confirm. I stop watching anything the moment a fat woman shows up on screen.
>>223949576Also taking a pedo-defender like Stephen King's work as gospel is feeble-minded.
She's 70s bullied in high school for being fat fat, not 20s obese landwhale fat.Young Anya would be a perfect book-accurate Carrie.
>>223949576She's just a little plump. Who cares?
>>223949883King was legitimately brilliant in his youth and impacted culture a lot more than some of his critics like to admit.
>>223950066Lonely single men and trannies are two sides of the same coin. And it's good that both are removing themselves from the gene pool.
>>223949576Cuz if Carrie was fat the audience would be laughing at her along with all the Stacies
>>223950066of course, trannies ARE lonely single menmaybe it gets added
>>223949576>people hate fat women more than anything everMaybe not ANYTHING, but they are up there.
>>223950151>>223950199Not statistically.
>>223949576I don't know. Why DOESN"T Hollywood with all their fat acceptance bullshit do a fat Carrie?
>>223949576It would be funny. Imagine making fun of a fat chick so much she farts and kills people.
>>223949824Would Rage even be relevant to today's audiences? I feel like people would just call him a whiny faggot or incel.
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>>223950456Yeah? School shootings are very common. King refuses to reprint it because it was found in multiple lockers of kids shooting up schools. No one would make it though for fear of a Joker reaction where no matter how hes characterized theyd worry it would have the same effect again. Basically unfilmable.
>>223950613>School shootings are very common.They are not.
>>223949576tell me you're a chubby chaser without saying you're a chubby chaser
>>223949782It actually says 160 mil. I dont get how it only has 203 comments but millions of reposts, likes, and bookmarks...can someone explain it to me? Also those numbers just make no sense for a post about Carrie.
>>223950710OP is a spic
>>223950613People have made school shooter films for decades. What they aren't going to resonate with is a group of school kids getting Stockholm Syndromed into a group therapy session with said school shooter. They couldn't even understand how Bear in Obsession was also a victim.
>>223949883That's actaully a part of the new series. Unfortunately it's Flanagans wife narrating.
>>223949576Which portrayal is the best /tv/?Does king actually like these instead of shitting on them like with the shining?
>>223949576That’s not what she looks like in carrie 2
>>223950806de Palma 76 mogs the book, just like Kubrick's shining mogs the penny dreadful garbage it adapts.
>>223950839i think 2002 is the tv movie
>>223949601>people love fat women more than ever now thoughbeit.nah
>>223950806He likes the De Palma and 2026 versions at least.
>>223950860I liked that one
>>223949576Only if she's ugly...
>>223949601Not since Ozempic. Body positivity is dead.
>>223949576It’s because real teen girls have natural puberty fat and Carrie is always played by slim adult women.
>>223949576>160k likesHow?
>>223950860ugliest carrie
>>223949601>people love fat women more than ever now
>>223949601>people virtue-signal that they love fat women now more than everFTFY
>>223949576No one actually likes fat people, especially fat women, and the most positive feeling people are allowed to feel is pity - so no fat Carrie
>>223949601>thoughbeit
>>223950613>No one would make it though for fear of a Joker reaction>theyd worry it would have the same effect againThat audiences would like it and they'd have to release a Rage 2 solely to show the protagonist getting raped?
would women dress up as carrie if she was a truly unattractive very overweight and smelly femceli think notand i'd probably be blamed for this
>>223949686I do
>>223949576This is by far the best Carrie poster
>>223953231Explain
>>223952046Some fat guys are fun and likeable. Fat women are all unlikeable except my fat mom.
We live in a world that is so strange Bullies used to pick on you if you were ugly or ineptBut now nobody can be ugly and everyone is validSo bullies pick on Carrie because she's really optimistic or poor? Bruhbvb
>>223949576>op is a spic
>>223953801me on the bottom right
I hate jeets, the immigrants in the Europe, and black people more than I hate fat women as a group.
>>223953801me in the middle
>>223953875>jeet remake of Carrie>they dump cow dung on her instead of blood>she doesn't go on a rampage>everyone dies from a stampede formed from everyone trying to grab cow dung to take home
>>223953801based fat kev poster
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>>223949576Not true I hate Indians way more than fatties
