>*enters grocery store*>just wants a bag of chips>*heads to snack aisle*>“LOW-FAT HIGH-PROTEIN KETO CARNIVORE PALEO WHEY CRISPS”>*turns bag over*>"not a potato mentioned anywhere">*asks clerk what the hell he is holding*>“They’re a healthier alternative, sir.”>“An alternative to what? Food?”>*clerk shrugs*>“Back in my day we had cheese or spicy. You picked a bag and got on with your life.”>*takes them anyway*>*goes to checkout*>“Apple Pay or Amex, sir?”>“I’m buying chips, son. Why are we bringing Apple into this?”>*pulls out Charga-Plate*>*places it on counter with the confidence of a man whose bank manager knows his name*>*cashier picks it up by the corner*>“Sir, is this a dog tag?”>“That’s a Charga-Plate. Get your imprinter.”>“My what?”>“Your manager. Get your manager.”>manager is somehow younger than the cashier>"What the hell has happened to this country">*taps customer on shoulder*>“Excuse me, fella. I’ll give you my Charga-Plate if you Apple Pay these chips for me.”>“Sir, that belongs in a museum.”>“SO DOES THE CONSTITUTION. DOES THAT NOT WORK HERE ANYMORE EITHER?”Tulsa King
So it's a gen-x boomerslop show? Pass.
