every single time I go to a kino I'm the only single there. everyone else always is snuggling up next to a girl, probably making fun of me under their breath (I sit in the front row and hit a THC pen when I'm feeling stressed)how do I get a kino buddy?
>>223953733Go in the morning.
>>223953781its october!!!! im not seeing spooky kino in the morning, and if its a one night only showing then its only at night anyway
>I am a quirk chungus frogEnd it
>>223953865OH LAWD HE SEETHIN
>>223953733Check
Blessed be the frogposters, for theirs is the kingdom of Dubya
>>223953733If you don’t have a kino buddy, one will be appointed for you. Just fill out the paperwork at the concession stand and see the penis inspector after.
>>223954550>go to the kino buddy center at the 'plex>they dont let singles into the office after the joker incel shooter hoaxes
>>223953733>I sit in the front row
>>223954588 it makes their faces warp in a trippy way if youre really high, plus I like being the designated theater funny guy who laughs at the jokes
>>223953733literally what happened when I went to see Obsession, they were all pretty young too
