OH N-
God, I wish that were me.
>>223955712The whale r-right?
>>223955712>>223955725I wanna be the ocean.
>>223955696>Aaaaaaaaaah noooooooo it smells funny in here!
>>223955696I saw this and he gets nitrogen narcosis and thinks his dead dad is talking to him through the whale
>>223955696Real whales aren’t that big
>>223955986look at mr. go-to-the-cinema over here
>>223955696-IGGER
>>223956063Regal Unlimited is $30 a month and I see every new movie they get
>>223956057They absolutely do. And some are even bigger.The Blue Whale literally has a heart the size of a Mini-Cooper.
>>223956088Alone?
>>223956128duh
>>223956057>2026>we have whale "truthers"i hate it here
>>223956143:(
>>223956057Nigga...
We're whalers on the moon...
>>223955696>me trying to eat your moms pussy
>>223955696Serious question: how long would you survive in a whale stomach? I'd reckon stomach acids and lack of oxygen would fuck you up pretty quickly.
>>223956413well problem number one is you can't breathe. in the movie he's only got about an hour and a half because that's how much oxygen he's got.
>>223955696how about a giant woman instead?!
>>223956413They physically cannot swallow you. You don't even have to entertain the possibility
>>223956685That's a spermwhale. And they absolutely can.
>>223956090>>223956164>>223956201He's right. The average male Sperm Whale is 14-16 meters long. Large specimens are 16-18 meters long, and exceptionally large specimens are 18-20 meters long. The largest Sperm Whale ever accurately measured was 20.7 meters long. There are unconfirmed reports of larger Sperm Whales, but the accuracy of these can't be confirmed. Judging by the size of it's jaw, the whale in OP's image is significantly larger than 20 meters long, making it unrealistically big.
>>223956709If there was one big enough that it could, it literally would not ever swallow a human by choice.
>>223956741It was swallowing squid bits in the movie, along with a human.
>>223956741Maybe it was broke and was forced to do OnlyFins.
>>223956164>>223956057How can whales be real if our eyes aint real
>>223956725They used to be bigger a few hundred years ago but we hunted them so much that the largest whales were removed from the gene pool. The Sperm Whale that sunk the whaleship Essex was estimated to be 26 meters long.
>>223955725Yes, im a pred.
>>223956709>>223956725>sperm whalesound like the nickname for your MOMyooooooooo
>>223956761>It was swallowing squid bits in the movie, along with a human.>It did it in LE MOVIE therefore it happens in LE REAL LIFE
>>223956799
>>223956413Don't you have to get through the bristle filter thing first?
also even if you got passed the filter wouldn't the whale spit you out through the blow hole?
>>223955725Aquaman. He gets to do this for free on a daily basis.
>>223956057
>>223955696-IGGERS
>>223957208baleen? that's only certain kinds of whales.
>>223957254It is a cruel twist of irony that the largest mammal both on earth and in the sea has to eat the most microscopic organism.
>>223957208The whales that have the bristles in their mouth are called Baleen whales, and not all whales are like that. Sperm Whales aren't Baleen Whales, they have a regular mouth with teeth. Baleen Whales are only capable of swallowing krill and small fish, so it would be impossible for a human to even enter its stomach. A Sperm Whale on the other hand is theoretically capable of swallowing a human, but there are no recorded cases of this ever happening.
This movie except it's Brand Frasier's The Whale and it's from the POV of a jelly donut
>>223956725Moby Dick debunked this
>>223957274> no recorded cases of this ever happening.Get a load of this guy. I see someone needs to read the Bible. >Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.>And the Lord commanded the fish and it vomited Jonah onto dry land.Amen.
>>223956785So you're saying Essex was blasted by massive sperm?
>>223957323Heh. Moby.
>>223957335wouldn't have got him if not for that stupid bedsheet
>>223957335>a huge fish to swallow JonahWhales aren't fish so that must have been something else
if a sperm whale swallowed you, wouldn't you be vaporised when it used it's echolocation?
>>223957335>>223957356What are the odds that Jewoids were so tiny(manlets, like David) that the guy got swallowed by some giant Goliath Grouper?
>>223957356Not until Aristotle
>>223955696Glommed
I would simply use my knowledge of Disney movies and either chop up my wooden son to make a fire in the beast so the smoke causes him to sneeze me out. Or I would speak the whale's language and ask him to spit me out so I can find my son. Thaaaaaaaank yooooooooouuuuuuuuu
>>223957233Could you lift it under water? Like the shark rotate?
>>223957335
>>223955696>pictured: the cruel indifference of the universe being swallowed by the indomitable human spirit
>>223957461Yes.
>>223956741Whales sometimes make mistakes
>>223955696FOCKA YOU DORPHIN, AND FOCK YOU WHAAALE!
>>223957502that's elephants
>>223957512fuck you’re right
>>223957502Hey if Bob Ross can, it shows that nobody is perfect.
>>223957356Oh yeah? Then why come Aquaman can control them?
>>223957003Are you fucking retarded?
>>223956768That was very funny anon.
>>223956685Are you saying... that they don't have the capability to use tongue and throat? You're being that difficult? Fine. What if you were caught in the path of a creature who can't close it's jaw and you were being pushed through it's body as it swam?
>>223957581Well the butthole would have to be open along with the entire digestive tract to allow water to flow into the stomach by swimming alone, if we’re not talking swallowing.
>>223957492why did they do it?
>>223957751Some sort of human centipede tube going through the whale?
>>223957751I thought they breathe air? Eventually the whale would breach and you can escape?
>>223957811do you have eyes? what do you think is happening in the OP image?
>>223955696>>223957831The P.O.V. of my penis
>>223957811What do you think the blowhole is for retard? The same as your mum's?
>>223957512>you are now aware that elephants have gigantic boobies
>>223955696SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>223957778Seal is delicious.
>>223957356Huge catfish eat people, so that one's not a stretch.
>>223957881I imagine if you're that big, a nice fat seal is kinda like having a cannoli.
>>223957867Elephants are so fucking cool
>>223955725Sperm whale specifically
>>223957335>AHHHHHH LET ME OUT, I NEED MY SWITCH
>>223958011Yea...
>>223957492No one told me whales had powers
I'm gay but when I see whales I want to cry. Amazing animals.
>>223958038
>>223957534He controls all marine life. From swamps to oceans. If you live in the sea you are his atlantean subject.
>>223958039
>>223957492A10 eyes
How do they end up getting beached? Does the sonar just bug out and they get up on land?
>>223958185they're so heavy that it's probably like losing their balance and falling over getting too close to land.
>>223958038>No one told me whales had pow-ACKAnd that is a good thing.
>>223958035waow
>>223958159>A10 eyesFecalderm seethe.
>>223957228Why would it do that?
>>223957335Sounds like that nigga Jonah stuck a fish on he dick
>>223958035PROOOHH
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