would you be Empire or Rebels
>>223956388do I have to pick one?gun to my head, Id always pick the iron fist leader over the "democracy"
>>223956388The uniforms are just so much better and they seem more competent than the rebels.
>>223956388I would rather be a chad with a harem of amazons in the Hapes Consortium.
Centrist
>>223956388Empire.Being a Millennial who was 10 when 9/11 happened, my brain can't get over "Rebels=Terrorists."
probably rebels. the empire ended up being a fucking disaster for the galaxy, and despite them making a planet-destroying superweapon, strip mined planets, nearly wiped out the Jedi, among other things, they didn't even rule for more than 31 years.Compare that to empires that ruled for thousands of years in the Old Republic era.
>>223956616Empire. Rebels turned out to be even worse and incompetent.
Hutt.
>>223956388He's not as stylish as Der Kaiser
Empire. I hate woketards and pro-blackettys
>>223956388The empire did nothing wrong
>>223956388Empire. All the leaders are so comically incompetent that it's remarkably easy to get promoted way up to the top.
I would be...
>>223956388Depends if it’s disney or not.Empire 100% if it’s disney. They portrayed the rebels and later republic as catastrophically retarded that couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery. A bit of tyranny is a small price to pay.If it’s EU I go with the republic.
Despite the the sequel trilogy, I'd go with rebels.Regardless of your status in the empire you are always expendable.
Imperial if it meant hanging around some dinky planet with zero intention of enforcing the Empire
>>223956388The Rebels weren't in the habit of executing or black-siting their personnel when they screwed up.
The Chad Sith Empire not Palpy's gay-nigga galactic chud Empire.
Depends. If the Empire was legally consistent, kept order, and forwarded humanoids over bug / animal species, then I'd roll with the Empire.
>>223956846Based.
The eternal empire
Give me a good government job that the rebels would let me keep when the empire fell and I'd go empire. I'm so tired of these Star Wars.
>>223957646but what if your mommy domme gf gets you a promotion on some barely notable world and you're unwittingly thrust into ISB shenanigans
>>223957665NTA but by the time I'm done I'll be running the ISB.
>>223956388merc, whoever pays more
>>223957537>Legally consistentAnd you fail at step one.
>>223956388EU New Republic, they had the best, sleekest warships and were pro-war crimes.
>>223956388Empire, always.
>>223957917It's simple, be free, let others be free or you'll have one of these doing an orbital bombardment
>>223957917>randomly obliterates an entire planet of 2 billion people to test out their new super weapon>no effect on the law abiding citizen
>>223957917>They collect taxesThis is why the Empire had to be wiped out.
>>223957955>a system of government so good that the writers have to make its leaders comically evil
>>223956388Can the rebels beat Palpatine's healthcare benefits if I get injured on the job? Because some pretty talented people work at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
>>223957956Same could be said for the Jedi order who were funded by the galactic republic (which collected taxes).
>>223958043Which is why I prefer the New Jedi Order which was fully independant
>>223956388Empire right up until I realize the Rebels are winning then switch sides and claim I've always been a double agent.
bounty hunter. working for the hutts would be cool too, but i could work for anyone
Nerf herder. I just always felt like it could be a cool job
professional podracer
>>223956388I would join the chud post-empire
>>223956388
>>223958353The Galactic Alliance had cool outfits
>>223956388Empire 100%Fuck the r*bel SCUM. Alderan deserved what it got.
>>223956573I was 12 and know exactly what you mean
>>223956388Probably Tylo be chillin
>>223956573>a quarter of a century later ameridumbs still can't tell 9/11 was a zionist false-flagamazing really
>>223956388The Empire is basically space 1984 and their military hardware looks boring as fuck, so nah, Rebels all the way.
>>223958353Well, at least the commandos on Endor looked cool. And that's about it.
>>223958516You gay space commie. Star Destroyers look so much cooler than fish head ships.
>>223958558>drops out of hyperspace>first course of action is retreatingSad!
As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal.
>>223958598K the lucrehulk's look really fucking cool. I still stand by the Star Destroyer as thee coolest but the hulks a close second.
>>223958580>that X Wing novel where three Nebulas gang rape an ISD in like 2 minutesPure kino
>>223956388The side that lets me fuck these bitches
>>223956388Empirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HemxzAd6S-U>>223956497>CentristIn Star Wars, "Centrist" means in favor of centralized government. They were the closeted post-Imperial faction of the New Republic who led to the First Order.
>>223959140So, the New Jedi Order?
>>223959140And they were good friends, all 5 of them at the same time
Yuuzhan Vong seems like a solid choice>Cenobites IN SPAAAAAACEEEEE!
I miss when Star Wars was cool and about starships, lasers and weird religious space wizards instead of inttersectional feminism and race issues.
>>223957617god, that was so stupid>>223957513the Tortanic empire is weirdly the most interesting and aesthetic version of the Sith and any government in Star Wars
>>223959140>LegacyLame.
I would be a Grey Jedi
>>223956388Trandor is such a dogshit series it singlehandedly ruined my lifelong sympathy with the Rebel Allianceever since I was a kid I liked Luke Skywalker and Admiral Ackbar and Y-wings and ewoks and Hoth and all that shit but this stupid show killed Star Wars for me worse than the crappy sequels ever did
>>223956388Which one allows me to fuck a Twi'lek?
>>223956388Rebels easily. Less bureaucracy
>>223960782God, that tight waist. I wanna grab onto her right there
Kinoo
>>223960432>Gay Jedi
>>223956388I remember an old image on /pol/ that showed a clear demographic correlation with player association with the Empire vs Rebels.
>>223958018>beat Palpatine's healthcare benefitsIf the Empire cant cure its fighters' myopia and aiming dysfunction, I'd go 100% in Rebel's side.>>223957996Test.
>>223956428The cape does like half the acting.
>>223956428>>223956388is Krennic zesty, or is it just the lisp?
>>223964997If he and other Imperials were more buff, they'd fit right into a Tom of Finland drawing
>>223956388Name one (1) thing the Empire did wrong. Pro tip: you can't. A galactic empire is necessary for the survival and expansion of any space faring people.
>>223964997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0xvzabfhOY&t=15sYou tell me.
>>223956388The old rebels are the empire in 7, 8, 9. They have no right being labeled the resistance, that's literally what the old empire is doing.
>>223965504Hilarious...
>>223956388and oryou dont need to learn it ai does all the coding now
>>223959920Flintstones-ass race.
>>223956388For me, it's the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
>>223957955It's like nuking Israel to stop Netanyahu from destabilizing the Middle East.
>>223956388Empire has job security, benefits, healthcare, job growth, family, house, and low crime. Why would I want to join the side who wants to over turn that?
>>223967419theyre doing a le heccin racism so you can't fuck aliens.
>>223965888>destabilizing the Middle EastSurely the ancient blood feud between the different sand people sects hasn't had anything to do with it. If Israel were removed from the equation, they'd still be fighting with and undermining each other.
>>223967590what do you think the regs are against fucking Twileks and Togrutas?
>>223960692Twi'leks are for everyone, anon. just go to Nar Shaddaa they don't care
>>223956616>nearly wiped out the JediAnd that's a good thing.
>>223956388Rebels because the Empire are the biggest jobbers in all fictional media-
>>223969161That can't be true. The Empire wins in Empire Strikes Back. Tons of jobbers never win at all.
