here's your new charming leading man
Oh so it's like a gag gift. I look better and I have low self esteem. He looks like moonman's stunt double. Like the guy at the rodeo who falls off the turlet.
kek dude is like 70 its over for him
Double denim. The Canadian tuxedo.
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>hairline like the deforested amazon>brown eyes>gray beard with chinfraud>faggy watch taste>pained unappealing unwelcoming expressionfuck yeah people magazine finger on the pulse
>>223959142James Caan was the last "tough guy" jew
>>223959162>What is jon bernthal
>>223959072>Jew pushed as the sexiest man aliveThey tried that with Adrien Brodenstein too and it was ridiculous then.
>>223959142looool
>>223959142Hmmm
It's official: we have run out of men.
>>223959162netanyahu seems quite tough
>>223959072His forehead is too big
>>223959174But James Caan was actually a good actor.
>>223959072Librarians was kino ngl
>>223959072I remember similar articles when ER was a big hit and clooney got superpopular, they were doing this whole>why Dr. Carter is the one you should be lusting afterthingtbf he was pretty charismatic in those librarian movies
>bro's been larping as a doctor for longer than I've been alive>... still puts his stethoscope on the wrong way round>this is the single most circulated piece of marketing for the show: a dipshit with a fucking upside down stethoscope; literal week one day one medical student blunder; looks more like a PA than an APHow does this even happen? Nobody on set caught this? Nobody in marketing thought "hey, it's upside down, and it looks retard; also, you wont hear anything"? He's been wearing a stethoscope longer than I've been alive, and hasn't figured out which way round it goes?Do they not hire medical consultants? They must have someone, because unlike other slop shows, they forked out for Littmann Cardiologys. Looking at the promotional material for the show, they even purchased Figs scrubs - that's elite ball knowledge. But nobody caught this blunder? Unreal.
>>223959528Back wards stethoscope is the cool way to do it like a backwards cap it's all about style
>>223959147>faggy watch tasteThe rolex zombie isn't that bad, do you just hate all two tones?
>>223959072Apparently he's a pompous asshole irl.
>>223959072Did you get this printed up at Coney Island?
>>223959575It's a Rolex not named Cellini, it's ugly.
>>223959575NTA but from a modeling perspective it should’ve been a watch with a leather wristband - it throws the whole photo off.
>>223959667ok>>223959676That's fair
Louis auramogs this fraud
Foid here. He is handsome. Big dad vibes. I want to sit on his dick and call him daddy.
>>223960406>you’re so valid for that
>>223959381GOTTEM!
>>223960406You will never ever ever ever
Foid here. He is mid. No man with that schnoz will ever be sexy.
I was going to refute you with Adrien Brody, but he took too much vanity photography so he’s too insecure.
>>223962330Nevermind, found an example
>>223959072Very bold to go with Epstein ranch wear.
>>223959072not as bad as this
>>223959072Best Steve Jobs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykyBWCC_SLg
>>223962544>got it all
>Sexiest man alive 2026>Next year he'll still be alive but he just won't be the sexiestAnother example of how men have it harder than women, they get one calendar year of desirability and then they're sent to a farm like a retired horse.
>>223959072>Ugly, old jew with bad hairline and beard genetics>The sexiest man alive right now
Oh yeah well my wife said to her im the sexiest man alive.
>>223959147Well this magazines are only read by middle aged and geriatric women, I’ve heard many of them say this guy is hot so they know their audience
>>223959072guess all the other men are dead
>>223959381He's a weak gay faggot who plays pretend stfu
>>223959072Is that Screech from Saved by the Bell?
nah it's still Cavil but they hate him for being a Chud that won't bend the knee and suck jew dickalso he triggers jeets for some reason
Some over the hill neurotic kike on some terrible woke piece of shit television show is the sexiest man in the world... not some athlete, not someone in their sexual peak, not some model... no, some old faggot kike piece of shit on some woke grandstanding piece of shit is who the homosexuals at People magazine wants to put their mutilated tiny dick inside of them...Wonder how much it costs his agency to get this title for this cocksucking faggot jew. It can't be much anymore considering print and legacy media is completely dead.
>>223959072He's ugly even for his age
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>>223959072Haven't heard of this guy since that one show about aliens invading.
>>223959381This is true. Bernthal can only play himself and that's why in every role he is a supreme badass. He literally can't play someone weak and I wouldn't want to see that anyway.
>>223959072A mature taste. I'm glad it's not one of the rat boys.
did you know Mel Gibson was the first ever pick for this?the people from the magazine liked him very much apparently.
>>223959142Did you really need to look that up?
>>223959072>this is sexy to 40-65 year old white suburban moms
