Why didn't he accept her bargain and become the Saxon-Danish King of England?
>>223960624Evil fucking woman
>>223960638Tautology, anon
>>223960624I think this is the only point where the show took a turn from the books that was better. And then they fucking ruin it immediately in the next season by going in a worse direction all the way to the end
>>223960687Didnt care for his daughter and her dumb husband brother drama
>>223960687>Aethelwulf engineering the next Great Heathen Army and his own downfall in haste>Skade being the wildest, cutest, and sexiest woman in Uhtred's life who runs circles around the entire hierarchy>Cnut rearranging the entire power structure by just saying a few words>Leofric/Steappa-replacement coming back to talk sense into Uhtred>Everything about Alfred and Uhtred's dynamic>The one and only time Edward has balls>Cuckbro saving and supporting Aethelfled>Baby Monk being a based brother in Christ>Finnan shittalking Steappa/Leofric-replacement>Uhtred and Alfred's final conversation>Uhtred and Brida being on friendly terms again for Ragnar's sake
>>223960783i can't tell whether you mean sigtryggr or aethelfledthat former plotline was such a horrible change from the books
>>223960624The Viking lifestyle wasn't really sustainable long-term. Christianity has better afterlife promises and theology(it's no coincidence that Islam and Christianity rolled every polytheistic religion except Hinduism). The Vikings countries couldn't sustain high populations because of their crappy soil so they had to raid richer countries where they would marry the locals and get assimilated by their much larger populations. Anyways, Skade was super BPD coded. She'd have gotten the ick for Uhtred eventually and helped some other warlord dispose of him. Whereas Aethelflaed is the superior waifu for the Saxon/Christian path and Iseult was a far superior paganfu. >>223960804>Uhtred and Alfred's final conversationPretty amazing scene.
>>223960826Signigga is what I meant
>>223960942Viking lasted a long time, really. >Anyways, Skade was super BPD coded. She'd have gotten the ick for Uhtred eventually and helped some other warlord dispose of him. Nah. Uhtred is Chad Thundercock. Really, it's almost comedic how absurd Bernard made him. >Whereas Aethelflaed is the superior waifu for the Saxon/Christian pathPut some respect on Mildrith's name, you fucking heathen. >Iseult was a far superior paganfu.That I will not deny. >Pretty amazing scene.Good fucking god, you cannot have a conversation like this anymore. Two grown men acting like it. Despising each other for having what the other lacks but respecting each other for it at the same time. That's exclusively a masculine relationship. Cannot be fucking written anymore.>>223960966He had potential but unlike his book counterpart gets bodied by the first crisis he faces and then executed by Edward of all fucking things. Good lord. Season 5 was just horrid.
>>223961013>chad thundercockSharpe is the same way. Winter ming trilogy didnt really have this problem though
I wish El Cid got a series like this or an anthology of Reconquista stories in general but that is fucking impossible in the modern environment. Not even this shit was free of it for long.
Only plebs enjoyed this tripe.
>>223961142silly bot
>>223960804>>Aethelwulf engineering the next Great Heathen Army and his own downfall in hasteIt actually is crazy how close he was to his goal if he just fucking left Aethelred alone.
Skaed looked like she was stinky and greasy.
>>223960624did people in the olden days just walk around with shit on their faces all daylike hadn't anyone invented the washcloth yet
>Aethelstan becomes a dickhead because he's a fucking faggot and wants to appease GodSeven Kings was surprisingly based.
>>223961436but in a cute way>>223961449I mean, chances were the local lake water was dirtier than the shit already on you and carried diseases.>>223961470Didn't even bother watching it. Or finishing season 5 for that matter
>>223961484Seven Kings is actually a disaster. It's 3 books in 90 minutes. It's fucked and moves at a ridiculous pace.
>>223961513oh godfunny to think bernard actually wrote more for the tv to adapt and then he outsped the fucking show
Are you winning, Uhtred
>>223960687yeah season 3 was peak>>223960624because of his dumb wife
>>223962153his dumb wife was dead though
>>223960942>Iseult was a far superior paganfu.mahqueen!
>>223961436why complain about sth that can get fixed in an hour
season 2 aged so poorlythe only highlight of that season was the entire plot with ragnar and dunholmseason 1 is still greatseason 3 is one of the best seasons in television ever
Sex with the Queen
why were the anglo saxons so easily conquered?
>>223962351i still can't believe she played a frumpy waif
>>223962388She was actually very loyal to her husband. Maybe a bit too much at times.
>>223962384You could say the British Isles are cursed. But really it's because Britain was a fucking backwater for the vast majority of its history. Even the original Romanized Britains wondered why the fuck the Romans ever bothered conquering them. It was easier to just let Britain go instead of caring about reclaiming it when the Germanic troubles started. And a subset of those Germans, the Angles and the Saxons, went and conquered the squabbling Romanized Britons. Then the Norse came and proceeded to make the entire isles their bitch for like two centuries. The story ends with Aethelstan forming England but then leaves out how it was conquered by the King of Denmark anyway. And then the Normans came.
>>223960624because DESTINY IS ALL
>>223962437was it really hard to say destiny remains wholly inexorable?
>>223962475guy's name is Uthred son of Uthred, intermediate vocabulary isnt part of his skill set
>>223962496>Uhred Son of UhtredDestiny is Uhtred
>>223961093>I wish El Cid got a series like this
>>223962566oh shitis it good or is it what i feared?
>Uthred son of Uthredbravo, Cromwell!
>>223962656nah, it's like thisi am uhtred, son of uhtred, father of uhtred, uhtred, and uhtred
>>223962575I only watch it when someone posts @SpanishAfterHours and I realize I should practice Spanish. I'm only a few episodes in. It's okay.
>>223962777i can't tell whether it's a man or a woman and i find it concerningis it weird that i'm a brown mexican born and raised in america around white people and identify more as a spaniard than i do a mexican?
>>223962796You are clutching for whatever European identity you can because you hate being a brown mutt so no it makes sense. You're still a brown mutt.
>>223962825hurtfuli don't hate it i just don't like mexican things
>>223962828I feel bad for you actually. Just enough intelligence to realize what hell your European ancestors inflicted upon you and what you feel like you were cheated out of.
>>223962656> I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred!>goes by Uhtred Ragnarson?????
>>223962870I cannot hate either of my forefathers for what they are. I would not exist without them. The modern resentment Mexicans have towards their European ancestry is fucking bizarre to me because, by some miracle we still existed, we would be cutting out our own hearts and drowning our children without them.
>>223962874he's adopted and changes names depending on the occasion>>223962663it's funny because he really does name three sons uhtred
>>223962796Zoomers are so mindbroken they can't even look at a cute tomboy without panicking about troons.>is it weird that...I generally assume that about desperate Mexicans posting on 4channel. I don't know a lot about Mayan and Aztec culture outside of depictions in the movies The Road to El Dorado or Apocalpyto, but some of the aesthetics seem based.
>>223962900>we would be cutting out our own hearts and drowning our children without them.so says the Catholic church and spurious illustrations.
>>223962900You'd unironically be happier and more content living like that. It's your natural state.
>>223960624>>Why didn't he accept her bargain>negotiating with those who burn coal.Zoomers wouldn't have been here for the threads from over a decade ago for her first film "Natt til 17" or "One Night in Oslo"
>>223960624Because he knew nothing of the weapons of the desert
>>223960624her nudes in The Ugly Stepsister were pretty amazing. i like the one where she presents her snatch and butthole to the camera.
>>223962924yikesand she's a bit too androgynous Credit to where it's due. Mesoamericans had astonishing architecture for the technology they had. It's just everything else about them that was fucked. I know specifically what tribe I'm descended from, so I can't we wuz as a Nahuatl. >>223962951don't be like thatlike carthage, they found geographic evidence there rarely is a reason to lie about such a horrible thing being done in a civilization>>223962965I'd rather be moral and righteous than happy.
this show is so fake
>>223963014nani>>223963011man fuck season 4
>>223960624He was stupid. The entire series was about him ruining his life by being stupid, having to undertake a mission for Alfred/local lord to do penance for his stupidity, repeat.
>>223962924You are the one mindbroken about Gen Z.
>>223963068It's like the one thing that stops him from being a mary sue.
>>223963057historical fiction is often fictional, yes
>>223963017>there rarely is a reason to lie about such a horrible thing being done in a civilizationTo justify doing other terrible things and wiping out a culture for the sake of "civilizing" and evangelizing?
>>223963151this line of thought will just lead to discrediting all history on the basis of everything being lies said for an agenda
>>223963064>man fuck season 4They ruined Cnut and Uhtred's deathmatch. That shit was hardcore.
>>223963200Yes?
>>223963210fucking post-modernist
>>223963200>question the motives and historiography of the Catholic Church>HURR, you're just discrediting all of historyI guess if you eat wafers out of a man's hand, you can be made to believe anything
>>223963250Foucault was unironically right about everything. Except AIDS not being real. He was definitely wrong about that.
>>223963261we can't trust history books because they were made and sold for a profit
>>223960624Great female villain. I love this show. It shows how evil the vikings were. This is how they should have made the Stormtroopers, but disney sucks ass.
>>223963081>no uoh, okay. thanks for clearing that up.>>223963320speaking of "lines of thought" that will lead to "discrediting all history" lmao...
imagine being brit*sh
>>223963361>Great
>>223963361>villain
>>223963361Agree. They should make a movie about the biggest genociders of White race in history of this planet. Also the biggest shabbos golems of the Jews.
Uhtred's greatest revenge against Alfred was fucking his daughter
>>223960624She was way too sexy to be kept alive, he wouldn't have been able to stop breeding her so she had to die.
>>223962924she's giving big dick energy, would not fellate
>>223963719he cried after because he knew what he was giving up
>>223963799That's the kind of woman you don't pull out of even after you finish, she was a hindrance to his destiny and destiny is all.
>>223963849destiny is gay
>>223963861I don't make the rules, I make single mothers.
i like how season 4 teases you with the idea bebbanburg is finally happening and then immediately goes to shit halfway through
>>223963081Imagine hiding your wrinkles and double chin under a scraggly ass beard that looks like pubic hair and then deluding yourself into thinking you look 25. Total trash, more like their insane Boomer parents than they'd care to admit. They also just totally wasted the abundant jobs and social culture of the late 90's/early 00's. If Gen Z could go back in time to that era we'd all have mansions and 5+ kids by now.
>>223961013Yeah, "almost". Bro, might as well have been an old school vampire with his ability to get ALL the bitches.
The last good scene in the series was Uhtred realizing Father Beocca was the last family and figure from his youth he had left.
>>223962828I'm sorry to tell you, but modern spanish stuff sucks as much as mexican stuff. It's all globohomover. I miss pre-reggaeton spanish culture so much
>>223960624I liked the show. It was better than Vikings(after Ragnar died)But the actor they chose for Uthred and his design was utter fucking shit. Especially his pube "beard" and that weird virgin mustache.
>>223961449No, just whites. It's crazy how filthy they are. Natives tried to teach them how to wash but failed. I mean, they mutilate their baby's dicks so they don't have to wash and tell themselves it's still clean, but going by womens online comments they still have rancid dicks.
>>223964195Very jewish post.
>>223964138looks like we must both we wuzwe wuz reconquistadors n shieeeetnahgothsvisigoths>>223964166I can't rewatch Vikings because I will never be able to ignore the blatant cuckold fetish the lead writer shoehorns into every fucking season that somehow becomes a series defining plot point.
>>223962796Makes sense when you're a self hating faggot
>>223964276wow, rude
>>223964293Sorry tradconquistar1488 I will try to be more considerate in the future.
>>223964328thank you
>>223964241>I can't rewatch Vikings because I will never be able to ignore the blatant cuckold fetish the lead writer shoehorns into every fucking season that somehow becomes a series defining plot point.Many such cases
>>223964332De nada
>>223962924You're just a closeted proto tranny.>>223962951Why would they lie? It's not like they had anything to gain
>>223964341yeah, but i'll say it's pretty fucking insufferable when literally everyone but the actual husband of aethelstan's mother is fucking hernevermind the fact he is forced to walk in on his dad being in the same bed as her where he's supposed to belike, what the fuck is that
>>223964368How in the hell did I forget about that?
>>223963484There are already tons of movies about americans.
>>223964367What does that even mean? lmao>Why would they lie? It's not like they had anything to gainControl of the narrative:>We didn't butcher, manipulate, enslave, and forcefully convert people with their own unique civilization and culture!>we...we civilized savages w-who killed babies and stuff!>we're the good guys!
>>223960942>(it's no coincidence that Islam and Christianity rolled every polytheistic religion except Hinduism)Kek no. There's a reason Indians still mald against Britishers and Muslims to this day. Both invaded India and cucked hindus for hundreds of years. India's greatest monuments are all Muslim or British. E.g., Taj Mahal was built by a Muslim and later preserved from the Hindus by the British.
>>223960942>Christianity has better afterlife promisesIt really doesn't. Christianity is a humilation ritual for the goyim.>Y-you don't need anything good in this life, goyim. You'll get your doggy treat after death, hehe. You'll own nothing and be happy. IIf that doesn't sound familiar to you, then you're a low IQ retard.>Don't resist evil people, let us fuck your wife and you in the ass. You'll get a doggy treat after death!>Spre-I mean give the other cheek, goyim. Be a good boy>B-but at least I will meet my dead loved ones and my stinky dog/cat in the aftergoyim!11No you won't. The idea of meeting your loved ones in Heaven is pure Christian made-up capeshit nowhere found in the actual Bible. When you die and go to Heaven, you will be forced to clown before Yahweh and Jesus, sing for them for eternity and make and pray on your knees like a cuck slut you were during your lifeAny hormonally healthy man taking this idiotic crap seriously is a mental cuckold. Very often a literal cuck as well. Christianity has to be greatest PSYOP ever created. Look how many "men" defend this crap unironically.
I loved this show when it was first coming out but watching it again to complretion is so funny>aging of the characters is silly, alfreds wife is only like 33 now and yet was supposed to be a 60 year old grandma in the end>uhtred supposed to be late 50s the earliest looking 30 >sihtric, the monk, and the irishman are non characters, just exist to be extra swords for uhtred>forgetting about uhtreds extra kid until they "brought him back">blatant hamfisted shoe horning of non whites, off course no one in the show questions it
>>223960624>>223965132>>223965124>>223965055>>223964954>People actually watch this fucking slop>100+ replies to feminist hear me roar god of my wife's son shitThe white race truly deserves its genocide by this point in human history. You're all useless eaters who masked and vaxxed, and exist for no reason at all except to consume
AlsoYou're not a "norse pagan" just because you spent 2 years in a fever dream in lockdown playing god of my wife's son and saved etsy pinterest tattoo ideasThen had a masculinity identity crisis needing to LARP as a "real man" because in real life you are a weak coward who masked and vaxxed and spent 2 years being a slut of the state doing exactly what you are told like a bitch made pussyAnyone who masked or vaxxed has a soul made of dog shitAlso, it's ALWAYS "Norse" paganism with these neo-pagan internet faggots. Pretty telling how much of a useless eater cattle mindless consumer you are. The capeshit of spirituality for modern white "people" who masked and vaxedYour whore mother should be violently raped and molested by blacks, you niggercattle NPC norsepaganniggersThe average white boi spent his whole life playing skyrim and valheim masturbating in his bedroom and thinks that makes him the reincarnation of tv show ragnar in his mum's house in the suburbs ordering uber eatsYou're city-dwelling, uber eats ordering, video game playing, porn masturbating, social media using fucking faggot
>>223965201Thanks for sharing
>>223965201>>223965217Where is your contribution? You're just some dysgenic basement dweller subhuman, nothing more.
>>223965229I am a objectively superior life form.
>>223965261So superior you have to vent online like a BPD woman. Kill yourself.
it already pissed me off at the time but rewatching this recently the fact you can pinpoint exactly when netflix takes over creatively really taints the whole series
>>223965222>>223965229>watching tv>living in a suburb/city>masking and vaxxingYou are LITERALLY not a "pagan" you fucking cum licking faggotYou're an atheist with an identity crisis who needs to wear a new consumer brand costume to feel special.You're a suburbanite westerner with new age self-help tools for your identity crisis; being tv and consumerism and TikTokThe actual Vikings would sell you and your whore mother into an arab sex slave trade for silver dirhams in the Abbasid Caliphate, and rightfully so, cattle
>>223965385You look nice, honey.
>>223965314season 4>>223965132yeah
>>223965229>>223965261>>223965393The "Neopagans" are just the survivors of Reddit's Atheism+/New Atheism movements that died.It's the same energy. Just like Atheism+ died, so will their neopaganism, astroturfed movement.Yeah, ok, Ragnar. Just put the fries in the fucking bag
>>223965421You worship a jew. Nice melty, goyim.
>>223965222>>223965229>>223965261 (You)>>223965465What I can determine about you:You are a zoomerYou masturbate to pornYou masked and vaxxedYou are an urbanite in a cityYou play video gamesYou watch tv and moviesYou eat fast food order uber eats and drink coke and soft drinkYou're on social media facebook shitter instagram tiktokYou are not a man and you never will be. Your whore mother should be violently raped and molested by niggers, you niggercattle animal subhuman genetic trash slave thrall. What else? You think you're a "norse pagan" because you played god of my wife's son in lockdown like a faggot?
>>223965473Keep going goyim
>>223965494I could rape and molest your mother to death then blood eagle her through her pussy vaginal canal; you urbanite fucking tv watching, doordash ordering, video game playing fucking covid vaccinated faggot slave
>>223965505So you're showing us your true mentally ill colours. How nice. Typical cattle.
>>223965465>>223965222 (You)>>223965229>>223965537You're unironically on 4chan.org/tv/You're not a man; you're a castrated consumer western suburbanite consuming jewish media products in your room inbetween masturbating and playing video games and youtube facebook tabs. Sitting in your room watching tv shows doesn't make you a """"norse pagan"""""""""""""""""
>>223965556>>223965537>>223965505what the fuck is this
>>223965537You would die instantly if you went back to a pre-christian pagan pastYou would instantly be raped by the first actual pagan who saw you and your flaccid, covid vaccinated statureYou're not a paganYour religion is jewish consumerism and pop culture, you covid vaccinated idiotAnyone who masked or vaxxed has a soul made out of dog shit. Your own ancestors piss and shit on you, coward
>>223965588bots
>>223965588Schizophrenic meltdown.
>>223965588Time to put your covid mask back on. Good boy
>>223965598>>223965605Cry more. Go play more SkyrimOrder uber eats to your mum's house, RagnarI speak the truth and it hurts you; you have zero arguments
>>223965605Do you know why I hate NORSEPAGANNIGGERS SO MUCH?Because in Australia every 3rd or 4th person you meet says they're a viking norse pagan going to valhalla eating at the mjolnir beer cafe restaurant in melbourne and sydney and posting about their "valkyrie" strong independent wife with a double digit body count.You are bandwagoning the most normie faggot identity in the entire 21st centuryAnd none of you will ever do shit ever
>>223965617You just seem upset, is all.
>>223965617Do you happen to have strong opinions on psoas by any chance?
>>223965638>>223965716You masked and vaxxedOdin would slit your throat with a scythe and feed your corpse to the ravensWhat use to ancient ecstatic death gods have for discord porn masturbating, uber eats ordering, video game playing, childless, tv show watching, jewish entertainment consuming sub humans that masked and vaxxed like cattle livestock of the state, owned by Pfizeryour soul is dog shit
>>223962351>she was 21 when they filmed season 1
>>223965756
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>>223965772>>223965782Damn
>>223965801
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>>223965829need 2 breed
>>223960624Because Destiny's ALL and please stop poasting my gf, thank you.
>>223965829>boobaburg
>>223960624>Previously on Better Call Uhtred:I AM UHTRED SON OF UHTREDBORN A SAXON YET RAISED… AS A DANEI WANT TO RECLAIM BURGERBARN BUT I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH XPI MUST GRIND SIDEQUESTS BEFORE I REMEMBER HOW MANY CHILDREN I HAVE (FOUR? THREE?)DESTINY… IS ALL>aaaaauuuuuggghhh
Hmmm seeing these eliza gifs makes me think the funniest outcome would have been uhtred fucking alberts wife in the end so we can see her tna on screen
>>223966093oh my god
>>223960624I thought that was a Stargate Wraith from the thumbnail
Every time if watch a show like this, it feels like the characters killed off or written off too early. It’s like just as you start getting to know them the writers decide to kill them for shock value and then move on to a new character. Felt that way about Vikings too. Like when Rollo betrayed Ragnar I thought they’d be some sort of follow up, but nope. He stops appearing and then Ragnar just gives up on life and lets himself get killed.
>>223965591>bro thinks he'd be a conqueror just because he joined a generational spergout, refused to take a shot, and made it his whole personalitylol. lmao even.
>>223960624I stopped watching the show about the time this character appeared. I know it was never “historical” but at this point it felt much more like Vikangs slop than anything remotely resembling Saxon England
>>223960804>Uhtred and Alfred's final conversationi have not seen the show in a while but this scene still remains clear in my mind
>>223965829me in the back harvesting the sweat
>>223964241>blatant cuckold fetishany examples? I watched the show off and on whenever it aired and I was home but I can't remember besides the younger Ragnar sons cucking each other in various ways
>>223965505Where I lived people did not give two shits about distancing, so idc whatever bullshit is happening elsewhere.
>>223965636Why would that bother you though? Let pagan larpers be cringe in peace, they're not hurting anyone.
>>223965748Odin frequently wore a mask thoughbeit :^)
>>223966388I would have enjoyed the absurd chain of events that required to have this happen
>>223960804Is this season 3?
>>223965756Jesus christ I thought she was like 40. What the fuck is wrong with zoomeroids.
>>223960624This woman looks like a female John Travolta
>>223968416faceblindness is a sign of autism, anon
>>223966093Open the gates of Winchester, I'm coomin milady!
>>223960624he was a homo
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>>223960638I can fix her
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>>223960687LOL this faggot reads books yall!!
>>223970132>>223965756>10 years younger than Uhtred's actor
>>223970131You could never. She was legitimately evil.
>>223970154Books are le good. He isn't wrong. They shoulda stuck to the book storyline! Reee
>>223967322Where do I fucking start>The chief offering his wife>Rollo talking about how he wants to fucking Lagertha (And then he's revealed to be Bjorn's actual father)>The dude who has entire scenes about cucking the men of Scandinavia while they're out raiding>Rollo's whore chieftain wife fucking the prince of Sweden>The entire thing with the Northumbrian King's daughter and her husband, and Aethelstan, and her husband's father Ecbert (Seriously, what the fuck)>Harald killing the dude to fuck his wife (Strangely the least cuckoldy cuckold in this entire cuckold fest)>Bjorn fucking his own mother's girlfriend>Lagertha's girlfriend getting married to Harald>An entire train being ran on Lagertha's girlfriendI just stopped watching after that
>>223963064>nanidid you look it up? it's on aznudes.
>>223972146h-how are you sure it's her and not a body double?
>>223972162i use that site for all my celeb nude searches. generally, it's pretty good about making sure its not a body double. but i suppose you can never really be sure.
>>223962900tankie chicanos would seethe but you're right
>>223962900good for you, because all of that is faggotry. i recently found out my grandfather was mexican, made me feel a little like Clayton Bigsby tbqh, could not give one single fuck about who my ancestors are and what crimes they committed or were committed on them. its ancient fucking history and fuck all of those faggots that cry about it.
>>223970131I could have made her worse.
>>223963014>>223972146>It's realWhat the fuck
>>223972288actually, i feel kind of stupid, but now that i look at it, i dont think it is her. its her character in that scene, but if you click on the movie title, it shows that particular scene under a body double. Gabriela Topolewska. unfortunate.but at least i was right that the site is pretty good about being accurate
Was Skade even a real seer? She didn't have runes.
>>223971397I'll admit Uhtred having to stop norse invasions even in Northumbria gets fucking repetitive, but it would've been better than the clusterfuck they made that entire plotline in the show
>>223972113A shame because Vikings had some good scenes, best of all being Odin telling Ragnar's sons what happened to him. But this shit is just fucking ridiculous
