>WAIT, ANAKIN! I HAVE INFORMATION CONCERNING THE IDENTITY OF DARTH SIDIOUS!
>>223961315didn't ask
>>223961351+ your woke
he already tried to tell obiwan and he brushed him off
Wasn't Vader able to move shit with his mind in the original trilogy and just moved his hands for theatrics? Why couldn't count dookie just flip the lightsaber on Ani using the force?
>>223961351lmao
>>223961315Have anyone seen this btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhv6_D5OTAWhat the fuck is this real!? No way!!
Was Saruman a bad guy in the SW sequels like he was in LOTR or was he one of the good Jedi? I know the black one was good.
>>223962765Darth Saruman was a jedi who went rogue, teamed up with the seperatists and Sidious as well but also planned on snaking Sidious. What he really wanted was for Obi Wan and other jedi to join in with him on the plot.
>>223962765funnily both characters are quite similar, both sauronman and dooku served the big bad but had their own agenda
>>223962765Sauronman was a political idealist, not a murderer. Vader murdered him to establish the empire and crushed the last hope of freedom for the galaxy.
He could have just done this
>>223961983Focusing on the force while reeling from the pain of severed hands? Lel
>traitor will say anything when their head is on the chopping block to save themselves doesn’t matter that he was ultimately proven correct, his actions up to that point had shown him to be a seditious backstabbing coward and the jedi had absolutely no reason to take anything he said seriously
>>223961979>What ifWhy not just actually tell him? What a goober
>>223961983He lost the lighsaber fight, that means the force won't cooperate to help you as it only likes winners.Also there are no panties in space so dookoo is commando in this scene, cock and balls flowing freely in his slacks.
>>223961315At that moment anakin was full with anger and emotions. He would say stuff like lmao fuck off retard and would do the same.
>>223961315>Anakin, dont listen to him! Its a Sith mindtrick! Kill him now before we all die!>slice
>>223961979I mean, Dooku in that very conversation was trying to manipulate Obi-Wan into turning to the Dark Side by undermining his faith in the Republic, while himself being an intricate part of that very conspiracy. Obi-Wan saw right through whaqt Dooku was trying to do and disregarded anything he had to say. He had every reason to believe that everything Dooku was saying was a lie.
>>223963229>>223963249samefag
>>223963153>>traitorHe was a political idealist. There was still no evidence at that point that he was anything but a Jedi-Turned-Politician.>inb4 b-but he tried to kill Yoda, Obi-Wan, Anakin, etc...No he didn't. He was present to witness the latters' executions, but he wasn't responsible for the (illegal) actions that lead them to the chopping block. His duels with the trio were in self-defense. Daily reminder that Jedi always unsheathe their sabers first in the Prequels. Faggots literally have no personality other than being violent niggers.
>>223961315so fucking tired of this dogshit fucking meme why would anyone believe the literal fucking in-universe hitler who's known for deceiving people. this is like that retarded cedric diggory meme where retards dunk on harry's story without ever realising that this is exactly how it was treated in-universe by pretty much everyone except for his friends. this board is so fucking retarded I can't even
>>223961315This is like begging to a SS execution squad that you have information that hitler is a jew.
>>223963229>At that moment anakin was full with anger and emotionsNever really understood why Anakin looked so conflicted and was hasty in the battle. He was calm and having a blast during the space fight and while infiltrating the ship. Why did he get so booty blasted by Sauronman?
>>223963344If you really want to know what was George thinking about try to read the ep3 book, at the movie it is not really explained well if you dont know the lore. Many call the book goofy, but it basically corrects every single stuff what the fat fuck was complaining about in his review.Basically the clone wars killed half of his humanity, and with every single day he was more paranoid of losing his loved ones. In the book it is portrayed in a way that anakin named this fear as a dragon eating up his soul that he is a faggot not being able to save everyone. Palpatine was his n1 bestie after obiwan, he was scared shitless that he is going to lose him, Sauron already fucked Obiwan, that made him even more mad.
>>223963451>it basically corrects every single stuff what the fat fuck was complaining about in his review.Like what?
>>223963451That's cool, but that's not what happens in the mobies. I'm asking about the moving picture, not the caulk that came after.
>>223961315Why would you believe him?
>>223961315>Anakin, Sheev is the Sith Lord!>Who tf is Sheev?*snap
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICKI'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>223963522There is tons of shit which is not happening in the movies as intended because George sucks ass a director. But putting both of the movies and the books together it is basically making sense. As Dooku fucks up Obiwan he gets mad, rememberes all of his friends dying, rememberes all the innocents, rememberes Palpatine is in danger, and taps into the dark side defeating Dooku.>>223963513For example Plinkett was assmad that if Dooku fucks Obiwan and Anakin up in episode 2, how come they are so good against him in ep3. The jedi ususally don't learn a dueling stance, so Dooku was very confident in his ability fucking them up. In the book it turns out that Anakin and Obiwan were secretly training a special dueling stance just against Dooku to defeat him.Or Anakin telling Mace that palpatine is Sidious, in the books Anakin is a fucking mess, barely able to tell Mace the news, and he is able to say only 3 words palpatine is sidious and almost faints. And many other stuff.
It was ruleda suicide
A what if tv show or a movie where Anakin helped Mace, and stayed at the light side would earn Disney billions.They would be able to use Ewan and Hayden again in a positive way, completely ignoring the Rey bullshit, it baffles me that nobody figured this out ata Disney.
>>223964100Anakin was like Peter Parker. He had an enormous power and he was feeling that he is responsible to use that power for good. I am pretty sure he would feel horrible at naboo with the fact that innocents and his friends are dying every single day.
>>223964072So just completely delete the original trilogy?
>>223963012it's that easy
>>223961315Why didn't he just Force Push the beams away from his face?
>>223966420canonically force users are constantly trying to use the force on each other when fighting but since they're both trying to move things in opposite directions nothing happens unless one is a lot stronger than the other or they get surprised somehow. There's really no good way to show that on film, though.
>>223963342No. It's more like bargaining with info about their number one enemy
>>223964072>A what if tv show or a movie where Anakin helped Mace, and stayed at the light side would earn Disney billions.>They would be able to use Ewan and Hayden again in a positive way, completely ignoring the Rey bullshit, it baffles me that nobody figured this out ata Disney.This is arguably the most retarded thing I've ever read on /tv/ and I've been here forever
>>223963646My only problem with the novelization is it changes some of the best lines from the movie.>My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.>Movie: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.>Book: How lovely for you.
>>223966728There's a lot of weird lines in the novelization.Also cody reacting to order 66 is played as a joke. wtf?
>>223963817Are you telling me that the man cut off his hands and his head?
>>223967139Same thing happened to the guy that discovered the cure to death sticks addiction
>>223961979>>223963289The fact that Obi-Wan still didn't even try to investigate that later on, or at least report to Yoda and Windu what Dooku said is both very stupid and very convenient to the plot. Because then they would naturally find out about Sidious as everything would point to him, not counting the fact Dooku pretty much spelled it out to Obi-Wan.Frankly I believe Dooku was genuinely ready to betray Sidious if Obi-Wan had joined him as he probably didn't share Sidious' vision regarding the next steps of making the republic better.Kinda like when Vader tried to get Luke to join him and overthrow Sidious. It rhymes
>>223963195>He lost the lighsaber fightHe lost on purpose because Palpy asked him to. You can see how easily he's dealing with them at first, until suddenly he can't.
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