Anonymous
10/27/26(Tue)14:30:39 No.223963275

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Anonymous 10/27/26(Tue)14:30:39 No.223963275

>*enters grocery store*
>just wants a bag of chips
>*heads to snack aisle*
>“LOW-FAT HIGH-PROTEIN KETO CARNIVORE PALEO WHEY CRISPS”
>*turns bag over*
>"not a potato mentioned anywhere"
>*asks clerk what the hell he is holding*
>“They’re a healthier alternative, sir.”
>“An alternative to what? Food?”
>*clerk shrugs*
>“Back in my day we had cheese or spicy. You picked a bag and got on with your life.”
>*takes them anyway*
>*goes to checkout*
>“Apple Pay or Amex, sir?”
>“I’m buying chips, son. Why are we bringing Apple into this?”
>*pulls out Charga-Plate*
>*places it on counter with the confidence of a man whose bank manager knows his name*
>*cashier picks it up by the corner*
>“Sir, is this a dog tag?”
>“That’s a Charga-Plate. Get your imprinter.”
>“My what?”
>“Your manager. Get your manager.”
>manager is somehow younger than the cashier
>"What the hell has happened to this country"
>*taps customer on shoulder*
>“Excuse me, fella. I’ll give you my Charga-Plate if you Apple Pay these chips for me.”
>“Sir, that belongs in a museum.”
>“SO DOES THE CONSTITUTION. DOES THAT NOT WORK HERE ANYMORE EITHER?”