Hello /tv/ i am looking for movies with big fat fucks that are chads. any suggestions? thanks
>>223964295Super Bad starring Jonah Hill
The Longest YardMe, Myself, and Irene
>>223964336was this filmed before you know what
>>223964295>chad >dies in his early 40s because he can't stop eatingpick one
>>223964380How is that not a chad way to die?
>>223964295>chad>in an "open" relationship raising someone else's kids
>>223964295Sydney Greenstreet in Asphalt Jungle. Brando's exercise scene in Don Juan de Marco.
>>223964430he was the better man
Cool Running
>>223964389>*wheeze* how *farts* is *grunts from chest pain* that *shits self a little* not *wheeze* a *clears throat with a little soda* chad *not even aware diarrhea is leaking* way *too used to the smell to notice* to *burp* die? *dies*
>>223964532Better than dying by taking a giant cock up your arsehole like you probably will
Patrice O’Neal the GOAT, incels in here could never apply his philosophy on bitches and getting ass, best they can do is shit on a dead man and jerk off to cartoons on 4chan lmao
>>223964557great comeback fatso. try getting your BMI under 25 and see if your brain works a little more efficiently without the ambient grease
>>223964620Nta but a few more greentexts and yours might actually be funny, you can keep trying though!
>>223964295Apocalypse Now. But they hide Brando's gut really well.
>>223964620>great comback Means fuck all coming from the retard who composed this piece of shit post >>223964532
>>223964295This cunt stopped being funny when he started to take himself too seriously.
>>223964673Based
>>223964673He's right though, dying from a stroke because you're to fat and can't stop stuffing your fat fucking face is a pathetic way to go out.
>>223964673I don't care about fat people's opinions
>>223964742Name a better way to go than indulging yourself in your vices?
>>223964778I weigh 67 kg
>>223964811height?
>>223964819175 cm
>>223964789Having a grenade shoved up your ass and exploded in front of a crowd of people.
>>223964295unlce buck
>>223964811>>223964825I don't care about non-American opinions either
>>223964860what do you care about?
>>223964841a bit gay ain't it
>>223964778>>223964860This is what we call an oxymoron
>>223964557idk why this made me laugh so much
Guy talked big game, but he was dating some 40 year old single mom.
The Hustler, Jackie Gleason was kino.
>>223964869reminding fat people they're dumb hogs with no self control whose joints and organs will give out 30 years early
>>223965085not everyone can have your genetics I bet you never felt hunger in your life
>>223964295Nuremberg, crowe was great in it
>there's about 5 hours of patrice talking about movies on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uZo236FRAit's insane how many podcasters ripped his takes
>>223964295The Nutty Professor
>>223965085Were you raped by a fat person as a child?
>>223964988all fat ugly bastards who finally score a piece of walled up ass are like this
>>223965242how could a fat person rape anyone when their dick doesn't work due to poor circulation
>>223965311Maybe he used his fingers on you?
>>223965085I once ate a big mac with a big coke and fries and two bags of chips, then a tray with a kilo of roasted potatoes with four eggs and drank bottle of wine. Then half a pound of pistacchios. I was still hungry.
>>223964295The Tao of Steve
>>223964380Don't forget him being a literal loud and proud cvckold. Patrice was funny but lets not pretend that he was perfect or did not have his faults.