We don't even know what dinosaurs really looked like and never will.
>>223973985At least they got the sea bass right... they forgot the chili though
>>223973985also like 99% of all life that ever existed on earth is lost forever. we'll never know anything about them at all let alone dinos.
>>223973985>We don't even know what dinosaurs really looked like and never will.
>>223974028your memes are so fucking stupid. i hope you get cancer and become homeless.
We can guess. But only a few of us can guess. I wonder why.
The Spinosaurus looked exactly like it did in JP3
>>223974079I'm sorry mate were you there?
>>223974048I posted it because i knew (You) would be here. I can tell you're that same faggot from the other thread
>>223974107sea bass'd that freak
>>223973985and yet scientists discovered Raptors after Jurassic Park created them
>>223974882But that's not true
>>223973985>We don't even know what dinosaurs really looked like and never w-ACK
>>223975523Someone needs to grab that thing by the neck and snap it
>>223975534>Stay mad, mammal boi.
>>223975534it's not even doing anything it's probably scared
>>223976347It's trying to harass the children. I'd take it out ASAP and then slap you across the face for being a tranny faggot
>>223975534It's literally just trying to play with the kids. Emu get the zoomies too same as cats and dogs. Some kids are just bitch made.
Looked like this
>>223975523Emus are kinda cute lol
>>223976687No it isn't it's running away.>for being a tranny faggotYou're boring
>>223973985Why is this movie so magical compared to all the sequels? Seeing JP in theaters as a kid will always be one of my cherished memories.
>>223975523Feel bad for the kids without parents
>>223974107
>>223974045Sorry, I just don't believe anything that comes from china. All these new groundbreaking finds like preserved feathers and dinosaurs locked in a fight, come from the place notorious for making shit up. I just refuse to recognize anything china says or does.
>>223977699This one's from Canada you idiot
>>223977771What's the difference?
>>223975764yjk
>>223975764Petting a bird is fucking dumb. Petting is only enjoyed by mammals because we have mothers who will lick us clean as babies.
>>223975534The little black kid? I agree.
one of the biggest issues is aside from skin/fur/feathers is that we could be missing pieces from every dinosaur due to missing bones, brittle bones that were too small and stuff like cartilage(like our ears for example)what if all Trex are incomplete, them with those stub arms seems retarded.its like if aliens came earth after our extinction and them trying to figure out how we looked like alive, they may find many of our skeletons due to us burying them but would they get our skin right, would they figure out our ears and where hair grew on our bodies?
>>223977865The emu likes it though
>>223978075>what if all Trex are incomplete, them with those stub arms seems retarded.we have like 30 specimens of T-Rex alone, it's a very heavily studied species for obvious reasons. Some of those specimens are very complete, like entombed-in-sediment-with-no-missing-bones complete. The stub arms are very real, them being small is what allowed the rexes to have huge heads with huge teeth.
>>223975534It's just overstimulated. They're goofy fucks.
>>223977865You're a retard. Birds nuzzle one another to show affection.
>>223978176again you dont know that, neither do scientiststhere could be missing pieces that werent bone or that could have survived fossilization to truely know proper shape/look. saying short arms were so the head could be that size means shit.you can take current fish today, if the skeleton of a fish got fossilized how would a future lifeform beable to determine its look or even abilitys, for example a puffer fishwe could be missing so much from dino looks
>>223973985That’s not true, color is one of the few things we’ll truly never know. The only reason the appearance of dinosaurs is under such controversy is because it’s a political topic, evil trannies and those types don’t like depicting dinosaurs as cool because that’s too moralizing to children, so they make up fantasy bullshit where dinosaurs were gay and weak, etc. it’s demented mental illness>>223974045See? Like shut the fuck up, troons, holy shit, go shove a 40” rubber dinosaur dick up your ass.
>>223974028>At least they got the sea bass right... they forgot the chili thoughIt's Chilean sea bass, not "chili and sea bass."
>>223978324There are literal chilis on the plate.
>>223977235>Why is this movie so magical compared to all the sequels?It's just about perfectly structured. It has pay offs for all the set ups. It's got character arcs that the characters in the books don't even have. It's got heart. Everything wraps up neatly with a nice little bow. Hits all the beats and has a rhythm that's not too fast not too slow. It pioneered CGI, but it didn't overuse it. Decades later it still fills me with the same wonder and magic I felt when I was a little kid. Even though I've seen it a million times before. It was one of the last great movies.
>>223978253They don't pet each other, faggot. She was petting that bird with her hand. It does nothing.
>>223978299>again you dont know that, neither do scientists>there could be missing pieces that werent boneT-Rex actually had big flappy lips so he could emphasize how many ffffffucks he gives.
>>223978299>midwit thinks he's smartYour 95 IQ is showing.
>>223978487>>223978523thank you saar for letting us know you don't have a brain to be even remotely logical
>>223978347those are swim bladders
>>223974882Deinonychus was deemed too hard for movie audiences to pronounce.
>>223978307>color is one of the few things we’ll truly never know.They even know the color in some cases. Like the Borealopelta in >>223974045 is reddish>Study of the melanosomes present in remnants of skin and scales suggests that it might have had a reddish-brown coloration in life, with a countershaded pattern that was used for camouflage.
>>223978533it's easy i just said it
>>223978559Why didn't you inform Spielberg?
>>223973985Just remember not to treat your own family badly, and to pay your own flesh and blood a decent wage when they're responsible for your business tech. Your own son is more important that that, anything else is a Shakespearean tragedy. Old man hammond's inability to respect the familial bond and business legitimacy led to his second favorite creation (Ned) destroying his favored one (the park). Like I said, Shakespearean tragedy
>>223978590Thanks Dad.
>>223978562I just didn't have his number, sorry man
Scientists can just change their findings every couple years without being called out for being inconsistent. There are just too many missing links. Where are the animals that are halfway between the small aquatic creatures that supposedly came onto land and huge dinosaurs? How about between tall apes and humans? The idea of fossilization just seems so fake too. Why aren't their fossilized chicken bones in landfill and public space? I'll stick with the Genesis story, thanks.
Everything shown in Jurassic Park is wrong.
>>223978758look up fossilization retard
>>223978475Yeah, they do. They use their heads. Birds enjoy petting around the ears.
>>223978528You're asking grade-school level questions about how archaeology works, things you could easily look up if you were actually interested in the topic, you're either a midwit or just trying to get a rise out of people. Most likely both.
>>223977865>>223978475what's with these instagram tier retard comments? how the fuck did you get on this website you fuckin mindless hag
>>223975534Shitskin post.>>223978040Based post.
>>223974033Actually true. The conditions for fossilization are very specific, and most of all life that has ever existed on the planet came and went without leaving a trace.
>>223974028LMFAOAnon I hope you get a busty wife and have tons of kids for posting this whimsical joke
>>223975523>the one kid too fucking fat to even think about climbing the 4 foot tall fence
>>223978299>again you dont know that, neither do scientists. there could be missing pieces that werent bone or that could have survived fossilization to truely know proper shape/look. We can't know anything for sure, we can only try to deduce as best we can from what we have. And what we have is a fuck ton of fossils from this particular species. Combined with some basic anatomical common sense, we're certain they had those stubby arms. It's neither rocket science or wild speculation. There'll always be a margin of error but it's so microscopic with regard to this particular case that you choosing it to make a stand reveals you to be a particularly low IQ individual.
>>223975523DID THEY DIED?
>>223977596After WW2 that's virtually all kids on planet earth tho.
>>223978974It's true, retard. Petting only works on mammals.
>>223975523
>>223973985Speak for yourself.
>>223978324HOLY SHIT I just realized this now. When I first saw this as a kid I asked my mom what chili was as I never even heard of it before and demanded one day she make the dish. It became her Friday night special. Her chili n sea bass and me and my brother loved it. The entire trajectory of my life would have been different from if I realized it was Chilean this whole time. Fucking hell
>>223978448The climax is shitty. The heroes don't defeat the t rex... They wait for raptors to come and distract it and sort of slink away defeated. At least the heroes tranq the shit out of the momma t rex in 2. And even in 3 they have a detente/diplomacy with the mother raptor that feels rewarding. Not so in the original one
>>223980249>The climax is shitty. The heroes don't defeat the t rex... They wait for raptors to come and distract it and sort of slink away defeated. The T-Rex is not the bad guy. Not even the raptors are the bad guy. They're just innocent animals that have been brought back into existence by man arrogantly playing god.
>>223979949>source: was engraved in the semen i sucked out of a gay fella's prolapsed anus
>>223980778Both of you are retarded and shitting up an otherwise good thread
>>223973985and that's ok. science is not about 100% accuracy, whenever that's not an option at least. that's why science papers have that session we call "discussion"
>>223974107"same faggot from the other thread" here, that anon wasn't me and I laughed harder at their response to you posting le ebin sea bass xdddd meme for the ten trillionth time.Even Baneposting is less tiresome (considerably less, in fact, since they at least made countless variations of it that were actually creative)
>>223981328*than to you
>>223979975stupid overused image that only retards post. researchers do know when certain fossil belong to a mammal or to a reptile,for instance. if certain skull belong to a mammal and they know it, wouldn't draw said animal having no cheeks,for example
>>223981463There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>223975523>core trauma memory is a viral videoI hope kids are ok LMAO
>>223979975That's not a terrible likeness at all. The bigger sin is thinking it's a land based animal as the paleo artist clearly did
>>223977596I feel bad for the kids with parents.>cry helplessly>go into a literal hugboxEveryone else was playing dodgeball.>>223976871This.
>>223979975Very nice, impressive. Now do the same for a Crocodile.
>>223974028who the fuck shreds a pound of carrots onto fish?
>>223979975retarded meme.If you actually knew shit about paleontology, you would understand that fossilized bone has very subtle yet distinct qualities that let a specialist easily discern if the bone held muscle, cartilage, veins, organs or just skin.not all bone is the same, animals evolve bodies to be economical and specialized. their bodies exist for a specific purpose and for a reason. the bones reflect this.a paleontologist could get a pretty good picture about the physique and body composition of an animal without ever having seen it. the idea that they just "wing it" is retarded, because you can do the same thing with living animals and cross reference if your ideas are correct. the same mechanisms that make hippos have distinct bone and facial features were also at work during the dinosaur age, you apply the research from living animals to reconstruct extinct ones.
>>223980945i'm not, most species of birbs like to be petted on head/neck (if they like you that is); it's fairly obvious since they do it to each other... also most birb species are also monogamous, as opposed to synapsidswhat they don't like is being petting on any other placeanyway
>>223975523>I'm not locked up in here with you.>You're locked up in here with ME!
No love for these freaks?
>>223982665What the fuck did they eat? Look at those jaws...
>>223984339>eatsorry sir those only for killinghippo_running_under_water_after_boat.webm
>>223975523kek look at that little retard go
>>223984585chickin do that too
>>223984052I killed one of these bearhanded the other day
>>223978794>Source: Trust me bro
>>223982627>"What the fuck did you say about my Chilean sea bass?">"Chef Alejandro, please calm down. You are scaring our most welcome guests-...">"NO, I HAVE HAD IT. I AM TIRED OF YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD. COOK YOUR OWN DAMN BASS. I SLAVE AWAY IN A HOT KITCHEN WITH NO AIR TO COOK YOU THE FINEST AND FRESHEST FOODS THE ISLAND HAS TO OFFER US...AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT CARROTS? YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO EAT AND NOW THE DISH IS COLD. YOU JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH THE DINOSAUR DICKS.">"Alejandro, please! Your outburst-...">"Be quiet, old man. I worked under the tutelage of the finest chefs the world over all for this stuttering retard, a jew lawyer, your obnoxious relatives, a WANNABE COWBOY, AND A BITCH WHO TOUCHED THE PLATE WITH HER POOPOO COVERED FINGERS. I QUIT."Damn, I can't believe they said all of that in the deleted scenes.
>>223986907>Special effects for the film were rather basic and involved monitor lizards, iguanas, and young crocodiles affixed with miniature horns, and fins.Do boomers really???
>>223977235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyU5TnuJlfgIt's just so believable. The production and art design contributed a LOT to it. From the click clacks of the keyboards, the way the embryo storage hisses, the CRT monitors... Everything felt tactile, like you could touch it, and that of course extends to the dinosaurs. The Triceratops scene aged like fine wine, you take one look at it and your mind just thinks "that's a goddamn dinosaur"
>>223986835Alejandro, I....
>>223980172Legit true history. Entire civilization gone and all that's left are a few fossils.Well and the ones that escaped
>>223978347Those arent chilis, chili peppers look like this
>>223988464Right... I suppose these are "chilis" too? Fucking retard.
>>223988464Those are red jalapeños. The ones in the movie are likely inca red drop peppers
>>223988865Grapes and peppers are botanically considered berries. So yes, they are basically the same thing. Next question
>>223984052I wish at least one species of terror bird had survived to modern times. It would have to have been one of the small ones since humans wouldn't tolerate the big ones eating their livestock, but even the small ones would be neat to have around.
>>223989048At least you have ostriches and cassowaries
>>223973985
>somehow has worse dinosaur designs than the Jurassic World moviesimpressive, really
>>223976873If I ever get rich, I want a Psyduck of my own.
>>223990420They even added a tremor worm for good measure
>>223975523The way I see it from what I've read from paleontologists and whatnot. I'm not a paleontologist myself. But general "rules of thumb" I've noticed with theropod dinosaurs are>height = half their length>feathered = ~12ft long or less>anything approaching our current megafauna(theropod and saurischia) would be "hairless"/"featherless" because they're warm blooded and insulating feathers/fur would fuck them over.Therefore>any dinosaur(typically theropod) under ~12ft in length would have feather/protofeathers>anything larger faces overheating and a very short species lifeBut then we find bullshit like Therizinosaurus, who defy all known lehman rules about dinosaurs.
>>223974882
>>223978176>1990>T-Rex codenamed "Sue">90% completeStop talking out of your ass. When you have 90% of a creatures skeleton it makes it incredibly easy to infer the remaining 10%. Especially considering the discovery of other Tyrannosaurid species. That helps fill in the gaps.
We are probably missing entire groups of dinosaurs with unique body plans that simply never fossilized. Jugle environment tend to have the highest biodiversity in the world but they don't preserve bones.
>>223978475Retard>momma and poppa birds preen their young>using their beaks >humans "petting" birds with their hands>hands, as versatile as they are, can and do mimic the shape and feel of momma and poppa birds' beaksBirds wouldn't be able to imprint on humans if humans weren't able to give them the same love, affection, nourishment their natural parents. This same "strategy" is how we've domesticated almost every species we have.
>>223991086You think you know how a bird thinks, but you do not and you never will.
>>223982627Maybe they're really thin cheetos.
>>223973985They have feathers and look like chickens but bigger
>>223978448>It has pay offs for all the set upsI agree otherwise but the fat nerd stealing eggs and losing them the rain was pointless sequel bait
>>223991750i'm just saying if Col. Sanders was there it wouldn't have gone down like that.
>>223989048the only one is this weirdo
>>223992919A blue heron would fuck that nigga up
>>223992919>>223992964This, Secretary birds and shoebills are the most non avian looking guys other than the cassowary and ostrich
>>223990420>wife standing in front of husband Is it girl boss trash?
>>223977865Everything likes pets.
>>223993154Yes, but not for the husband/wife dynamichusband gets killed saving the family and wife mourns him. Meanwhile the younger son has a crush on the neighbor girl... who turned out to be gay. He gets cucked by his own sister (also gay), and undergoes a humiliation ritual such as breaking his leg etc while the females do all the work
>>223990420one of the shittiest movies I've ever watched
>>223993225What an obnoxious "twist", they just can't help themselves
the movie has a good reason for why dinosaurs dont look entirely accurate. they're not using pure dinosaur DNA. the DNA they got from the amber was degraded, so they had to fill the gaps with frog DNA.
